#today was such a 🗑 day

[julykings]

being in a bad mood makes me feel so dramatic i know i will sleep and likely feel 20x better in the morning but in the moment all hope has been lost nothing has ever been worth it nothing will be beautiful again i will never laugh or have friends or love myself Blah blah blah. get over it sweetie go eat a peach and take a nap it’s fine

#Monday me: 🥺😂👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🌿🎨🏃🏻🧚🏼‍♂️💙💙💙 #today me: 😭😭😵‍💫😓😐😐😐❌❌❌❌🤳🤳🤳🗑🗑🗑🗑🗑🗑 #it’s bc I’ve had no real social interaction in 2 days I think. and I drank last night and probably shouldn’t have. and haven’t been #exercising . like that’s it . #and I’m missing Him. and don’t kno when I’ll talk to him next . 🙄🙄🙄 #personal

[tteokdoroki]

WHERE ARE MY MOOTS

#i don’t see u #is today a dead tumblr day or is the algorithm stinky #🗑. aali’s chatroom

[devoti]

i miss you 😞😞 a lot

aww baby :(( miss you too love, how are you doing? (kissing you lots rn!)

#🗑. asks #im really sorry ive been so busy these days #been up since 5am yesterday and i have two 3-hour lectures today so 😵‍💫😵‍💫 so sleepy to be honest 😭😭 #hope youve been doing well my love!!! i miss you too!!!! 🩷🩷

[sukustar]

Face to Face

Synopsis: Your best friend who is in love with you visits you but meets his enemy who should be in the afterlife.

Couple: Toji x Gn!Reader

TW: Jealousy. Distress. Ooc Satoru?. Before Satoru's arrival, Toji and Y/N were busy. Toji was revived by Y/N

Notes: This is like a special of 100 posts and 400 followers (thanks for everything♡), English is NOT my first language so I apologize if there are misspelled words. It is also my first "professional" drabble so I would appreciate feedback on how to improve to create more quality content.

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Satoru crossed the street with a bouquet of roses and a lump in his throat. He couldn't believe that he would finally do this, he had been planning this for a whole week and still he felt shy. You were his best friend, his biggest support, who was there in his hot and cold days, his great love, but something told him that today he could change that.

He wouldn't give himself the luxury of ruining the beautiful bond between you two.

He rang the doorbell with a sweaty hand as he went over their dialogue in his mind. He waited a few seconds for you to open the door, however it wasn't you who did it, he saw a large figure, with blue eyes and an arrogant scarred smile. A face he knew well, a face that should be buried: Toji Fushiguro.

Satoru was processing what he was seeing, he had some idea that you had something to do with the return of this disgusting monster but why? What the hell was Toji doing in your house disheveled and shirtless?

However, all thoughts of what they were doing were overshadowed by Toji, he couldn't believe he was back, here, in your house.

Toji looked relaxed and calm at Satoru's unexpected visit "Did you miss something?" he asked sounding more arrogant than he looks; Satoru remained silent but Toji already knew what was going through his mind "It was Y/N, he was the one who did it, apparently he gave me a second chance to live with dignity and that nonsense" 'Stupid', Satoru thought, 'Obviously I'm going to to know how the beautiful technique of Y/N' works.

You ran downstairs to receive your visitor, arranging your hair and your clothes "Everything's fine? To-" your words got stuck in your throat when you saw Satoru and his... bouquet of roses

"Why? Why are you with someone like him?" Satoru finally spoke, more than distrust and disappointment he felt betrayal, yes, betrayed was the feeling, you knew that this man had been close to murdering him, you knew that thanks to him Suguru...

You were trying to calm your best friend down by saying that you had spent time with Toji's soul, you had known and liked him so you decided to bring him back but Satoru's expression only got worse, he looked like he was about to explode as he looked at you. I had never seen you like this, you had always received their affectionate, kind, loving looks, never one of hate. Satoru didn't understand, he was overwhelmed by his feelings, he needed to get out of there or things could end... worse.

You tried to stop him but you were stopped by Toji "let things calm down, it's better this way for now" you understood, but Satoru's look, he looked hurt and it hurt you just the same.

Satoru kept walking away after throwing the roses in a trash can, wondering how they would still be friends after this. But what he was sure of was that Toji couldn't stay in this world for that long.

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Satoru:😶

Toji:😉💪

Y/N:😰

Flowers:🗑

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I hope you liked it♡♡, I was so nervous because it's my first time making a drabble and I had this idea for months so I decided to write it instead of asking someone else.

#jujutsu kaisen drabbles #jujutsu kaisen angst #jujutsu kaisen satoru #jujutsu kaisen gojo #jujutsu kaisen toji #jujutsu kaisen fushiguro #jujutsu toji #jujutsu gojo #satoru x reader #satoru gojo angst #gojo angst #gojo x reader #gojo x y/n #gojo x male reader #gojo x gn!reader #gojo x gender neutral reader #gojou satoru x reader #toji x y/n #toji x reader #toji imagine #toji fic #toji angst #fushiguro toji #toji fushiguro x reader #toji x male reader #toji x female reader #gojo satoru x reader #gojo x female reader #jjk x reader #jjk x gender neutral reader

[fangirltothefullest]

YOUR BLOG STARTLED ME I THOUGHT I CLICKED ON THE WRONG ONE XD

It is April fool's day and therefore Remus is all that matters today XD

Have rats

🐀🗑🐁

[melodygatesauthor]

Hey 👋you hot 🔥⭐️ piece of American 🇺🇸 ass 🍑! Today 🌞 is the fourth 4️⃣ of July ⭐️ also known as 💭 Independence Day! 1776 🙈 years ago, America 💙❤️💙 was ruled 👸🏼 by King George Washington 🍆👴🏼 from the country 🇹🇷 Europe 😱😖. Thank goodness 🙏 Daddy Sam 🍆👨🏻🇺🇸 and Barrack Obama 🍆👦🏾 won our freedom 🙌 from them. Today 🏆 is a day to celebrate 🍾🎊🎉 our religious 🙏 and sexual🍆 😳 liberties. So get down ⬇️ on your knees 👖and worship your daddy 🍆👴🏼 and thank him 👌 for your liberal 😻 labia 🌷! Send this to 🔟 of your favorite Stars ⭐️ and stripes sluts 👸🏼👧🏻👶🏻! If you get 0️⃣ to 5️⃣ back, freedom rings 🎊 throughout your pussy 🎀 because it is so empty 🗑 and large 👀. If you get 6️⃣ to 8️⃣ back, your daddy 🍆👴🏼 is sure to give 👉 your sweet land of Liberty 👅👄 a taste 👏😫! And if you get 9️⃣ to 🔟 back, your patriotic 🇺🇸🎊💙❤️ pussy will be filled with nationalism 🇺🇸💙❤️💯 and dick 🍆!

Between you and @romanarose I’m slowly becoming the most patriotic woman there is lmaoooo

Happy fourth baybayyyyy

#melody answers

[moonknightly]

Independence Day 🇺🇸💙❤️💙😫 is here 👌👏💯

Hey 👋you hot 🔥⭐️ piece of American 🇺🇸 ass 🍑! Today 🌞 is the fourth 4️⃣ of July ⭐️ also known as 💭 Independence Day! 1776 🙈 years ago, America 💙❤️💙 was ruled 👸🏼 by King George Washington 🍆👴🏼 from the country 🇹🇷 Europe 😱😖. Thank goodness 🙏 Daddy Sam 🍆👨🏻🇺🇸 and Barrack Obama 🍆👦🏾 won our freedom 🙌 from them. Today 🏆 is a day to celebrate 🍾🎊🎉 our religious 🙏 and sexual🍆 😳 liberties. So get down ⬇️ on your knees 👖and worship your daddy 🍆👴🏼 and thank him 👌 for your liberal 😻 labia 🌷! Send this to 🔟 of your favorite Stars ⭐️ and stripes sluts 👸🏼👧🏻👶🏻! If you get 0️⃣ to 5️⃣ back, freedom rings 🎊 throughout your pussy 🎀 because it is so empty 🗑 and large 👀. If you get 6️⃣ to 8️⃣ back, your daddy 🍆👴🏼 is sure to give 👉 your sweet land of Liberty 👅👄 a taste 👏😫! And if you get 9️⃣ to 🔟 back, your patriotic 🇺🇸🎊💙❤️ pussy will be filled with nationalism 🇺🇸💙❤️💯 and dick 🍆!

i’m fucking blocking you romana

#ily babe

[whatthefishh]

Independence Day 🇺🇸💙❤️💙😫 is here 👌👏💯

Hey 👋you hot 🔥⭐️ piece of American 🇺🇸 ass 🍑! Today 🌞 is the fourth 4️⃣ of July ⭐️ also known as 💭 Independence Day! 1776 🙈 years ago, America 💙❤️💙 was ruled 👸🏼 by King George Washington 🍆👴🏼 from the country 🇹🇷 Europe 😱😖. Thank goodness 🙏 Daddy Sam 🍆👨🏻🇺🇸 and Barrack Obama 🍆👦🏾 won our freedom 🙌 from them. Today 🏆 is a day to celebrate 🍾🎊🎉 our religious 🙏 and sexual🍆 😳 liberties. So get down ⬇️ on your knees 👖and worship your daddy 🍆👴🏼 and thank him 👌 for your liberal 😻 labia 🌷! Send this to 🔟 of your favorite Stars ⭐️ and stripes sluts 👸🏼👧🏻👶🏻! If you get 0️⃣ to 5️⃣ back, freedom rings 🎊 throughout your pussy 🎀 because it is so empty 🗑 and large 👀. If you get 6️⃣ to 8️⃣ back, your daddy 🍆👴🏼 is sure to give 👉 your sweet land of Liberty 👅👄 a taste 👏😫! And if you get 9️⃣ to 🔟 back, your patriotic 🇺🇸🎊💙❤️ pussy will be filled with nationalism 🇺🇸💙❤️💯 and dick 🍆!

My CANADIAN ASS IS OUT HERE IN HORROR ROMANA

Have a good Fourth of July babes

Who wrote this monstrosity tho

#inbox 💌 #romana tag

[tiredsalaryman]

11/22 (Wed) TS blog #1

Good morning. 🌞

This is Tired Salaryman Tim.🕴

Welcome to my journal series where I talk about points of the day related to my fortune. Sometimes, I may say beyond that.

Today's ranking: 12

When it comes to love, I seem inexperienced. I have been told before I hold myself in a very practical and rational manner. Because of this, I am also told I can be very cold and intimidating. These are qualities I do not think are so bad. My personality gives me peace and space from others who may think to try funny business. 😑

I think I love people affably and show kindness and respect to everyone at first, then whoever decides to reciprocate will realize I can offer more. There is no big science to it for me. 🤔

My best friend and I were speaking via SNS last night. I am sick with a cold, so my cognition is not very good. I think they were joking? 🤡

For this season, they are in a lovey dovey phase, and it is strange to be on the receiving end sometimes. 🤨

I am uncomfortable being referred to as "baby" or "daddy." I almost said something I would regret when they started calling me pet names. Feelings can be volatile if one does not concentrate but I remembered my fortune advice in time.

I erased my message and made my request to them in a comedic manner instead. "Do I look like I enjoy taking care of infants? Also, I am an old man. Don't call me baby or daddy. Call me grandpa." 👴

I am setting my boundaries as an old man that I do not want to be anyone's father. Ocassionally, I am called in for babysitting services, and that is as much as I am willing to do. 🤷

I said, it is strange to be called daddy anyway. My mother is still alive and my father is deceased. I love them both dearly and I have no desire to be called anything similarly, especially from someone only a few years younger than me. 😩

I have read manhwa and seen media where this can be sexy or like a meme joke, but I do not think it is personally to my taste. I want to vomit a little every time someone thinks I should have paternal responsibility in a relationship. I just want to take care of my friends without the romantic affiliation, thank you. 💔

Moving to the other portion of my fortune. Cleaning the kitchen is my task for today. Even if I am sick, I should be able to do as much as I can. I had moved to a new apartment recently and I use the kitchen a lot. Because of this, it has also become a dumping ground... 💀

There are boxes everywhere, clean dishes drying on the counter and dishwasher, the floors need to be swept and mopped, and miscellaneous items not for the kitchen should be put away. 🗑

I am slowly starting to lose my mind from the disorderly mess. Hopefully, will save myself in time. 🫠

【Credits】

Illustration by Amy Wong @tofu.pants on Instagram.

They offered to illustrate some entries of my blog and I am grateful for their support. We have formed a mutually accountable relationship in that they wish to draw daily and I wish to journal daily.

I am hoping to illustrate my own works as well and recently purchased a graphics tablet to start me on this habit of daily doodles.

I will not promise to be consistent because life just makes me tired sometimes.

TS Radio random song of the day:

#home & lifestyle #relationship #oha asa #safe space #aromantic #Spotify #tofu.pants art #tiredsalaryman blog #dear diary

[my-secret-shame]

Independence Day 🇺🇸💙❤️💙😫 is here 👌👏💯

Hey 👋you hot 🔥⭐️ piece of American 🇺🇸 ass 🍑! Today 🌞 is the fourth 4️⃣ of July ⭐️ also known as 💭 Independence Day! 1776 🙈 years ago, America 💙❤️💙 was ruled 👸🏼 by King George Washington 🍆👴🏼 from the country 🇹🇷 Europe 😱😖. Thank goodness 🙏 Daddy Sam 🍆👨🏻🇺🇸 and Barrack Obama 🍆👦🏾 won our freedom 🙌 from them. Today 🏆 is a day to celebrate 🍾🎊🎉 our religious 🙏 and sexual🍆 😳 liberties. So get down ⬇️ on your knees 👖and worship your daddy 🍆👴🏼 and thank him 👌 for your liberal 😻 labia 🌷! Send this to 🔟 of your favorite Stars ⭐️ and stripes sluts 👸🏼👧🏻👶🏻! If you get 0️⃣ to 5️⃣ back, freedom rings 🎊 throughout your pussy 🎀 because it is so empty 🗑 and large 👀. If you get 6️⃣ to 8️⃣ back, your daddy 🍆👴🏼 is sure to give 👉 your sweet land of Liberty 👅👄 a taste 👏😫! And if you get 9️⃣ to 🔟 back, your patriotic 🇺🇸🎊💙❤️ pussy will be filled with nationalism 🇺🇸💙❤️💯 and dick 🍆!

Romana, please, please, please, I am OBSESSED with the idea of Marc checking his phone and seeing he has a message from Steven AND IT'S THIS.

Marc's just ?

And Steven is giving him a thumbs up in the reflection.

#romana my beloved

[chaotic-mystery]

Hey 👋you hot 🔥⭐️ piece of American 🇺🇸 ass 🍑! Today 🌞 is the fourth 4️⃣ of July ⭐️ also known as 💭 Independence Day! 1776 🙈 years ago, America 💙❤️💙 was ruled 👸🏼 by King George Washington 🍆👴🏼 from the country 🇹🇷 Europe 😱😖. Thank goodness 🙏 Daddy Sam 🍆👨🏻🇺🇸 and Barrack Obama 🍆👦🏾 won our freedom 🙌 from them. Today 🏆 is a day to celebrate 🍾🎊🎉 our religious 🙏 and sexual🍆 😳 liberties. So get down ⬇️ on your knees 👖and worship your daddy 🍆👴🏼 and thank him 👌 for your liberal 😻 labia 🌷! Send this to 🔟 of your favorite Stars ⭐️ and stripes sluts 👸🏼👧🏻👶🏻! If you get 0️⃣ to 5️⃣ back, freedom rings 🎊 throughout your pussy 🎀 because it is so empty 🗑 and large 👀. If you get 6️⃣ to 8️⃣ back, your daddy 🍆👴🏼 is sure to give 👉 your sweet land of Liberty 👅👄 a taste 👏😫! And if you get 9️⃣ to 🔟 back, your patriotic 🇺🇸🎊💙❤️ pussy will be filled with nationalism 🇺🇸💙❤️💯 and dick 🍆!

SKSKSKSS I'm so upset i JUST now remembered this was sitting in my inbox & forgot to share it around.

#this made me giggle when you sent it #so damn silly #i love it tho #and i love you #the-fox-den #mail ♡ ྀ received

[devoti]

i miss you ☹️🖤✨ i hope you’ve been settling in well? <3

oh baby 🥺 i really miss you too </33 i've been so busy the moment i settled on campus haha , we had to run meetings and chauffeur students and whatnot - and it was SO tiring 😭😭

but i've been doing good , thanks for asking ! all of my roomies seems like pretty cool and sweet people too , we got along quite well for the past three days ! a little homesick too tbh but i've been calling my mum daily so it's good ! 🤍🤍

#🗑. asks #honestly speaking i barely have enough time to open my phone anymore 😭😭 #but today's the last day so i'm sure the busy period would pass hehe ❤️

[campingwiththecharmings]

Independence Day 🇺🇸💙❤️💙😫 is here 👌👏💯

Hey 👋you hot 🔥⭐️ piece of American 🇺🇸 ass 🍑! Today 🌞 is the fourth 4️⃣ of July ⭐️ also known as 💭 Independence Day! 1776 🙈 years ago, America 💙❤️💙 was ruled 👸🏼 by King George Washington 🍆👴🏼 from the country 🇹🇷 Europe 😱😖. Thank goodness 🙏 Daddy Sam 🍆👨🏻🇺🇸 and Barrack Obama 🍆👦🏾 won our freedom 🙌 from them. Today 🏆 is a day to celebrate 🍾🎊🎉 our religious 🙏 and sexual🍆 😳 liberties. So get down ⬇️ on your knees 👖and worship your daddy 🍆👴🏼 and thank him 👌 for your liberal 😻 labia 🌷! Send this to 🔟 of your favorite Stars ⭐️ and stripes sluts 👸🏼👧🏻👶🏻! If you get 0️⃣ to 5️⃣ back, freedom rings 🎊 throughout your pussy 🎀 because it is so empty 🗑 and large 👀. If you get 6️⃣ to 8️⃣ back, your daddy 🍆👴🏼 is sure to give 👉 your sweet land of Liberty 👅👄 a taste 👏😫! And if you get 9️⃣ to 🔟 back, your patriotic 🇺🇸🎊💙❤️ pussy will be filled with nationalism 🇺🇸💙❤️💯 and dick 🍆!

#romana tag #lmaoooo #I'm dying #happy birthday america

[talkingtea]

This is for the anon that just post that bullshit about the show will do better without Candice 🙄 I know You Are LYING FROM THE PIT OF HELL!!!!! Girl have several seats you must be a Snow-Barry Fan because No CANDICE PATTON fan will ever say some shit like that😒 first of all THE FLASH IS A DAMN  dump fire!! It’s Trash just like THEM 2 EPISODES!!!!! Whoever THINK THEM 2 EPISODES WAS GOOD OR BETTER IS A FUCKING IDIOT I said that with all the disrespect. And Correction IS Just Been 2 EPISODES NOT 4 🙄 So before you post in this blog make sure have your information right😤 The only reason anybody watch that shit show is because of CANDICE!!! All the only ones that talking trash about liking the show now is the fucking FANBOYS!!! No true fans of Candice & Iris West-Allen will ever say that those 2 episodes was good🙄 I don’t know if you were trying to be funny.. BUT HEHE HELL I DON’T See nothing funny 😒 And I know you are lying talking about An improved storyline, a better dialogue, better costume department and all that. GIRL WHAT!!! 🙄 The Storyline is 🗑, The dialogue is trash 🗑 And The custume department is 🔥 Only Because Candice make everything She wears look amazing.. Ask LA she like to copy of everything Candace wearing does 😛 And you got to kidding me with this right here…  talking about …These four episodes are showing what the show would be like without her and some people are loving it. 🥴🥴🥴 WHO????? Is Loving the show without Candice & Iris only The b*tch ass Fanboys 😒 And apparently you two. So show your face so we can see who is talking all that bullshit being anon.. I am so sick and tired of all the bullshit Candice is going through 🥺 My heart hurts so bad because people like you and all those other hating hoes. Just will not stay in y’all lane and LEAVE CANDICE the hell alone😩 Because Her Fans Are Not Taking This Crap No More.Not On Our Watch!No More slick dissing,No Candice&Iris hating,bashing or racial slurs. It Comes to a end Now!😤 So please do us all a favor and tell those hating ass Fanboys that Enough is enough we are on their ass. The Candice Patton fans is not going to allow y’all to treat her like she not loved and appreciate and taking care of. Y’all are sadly Mistaken. Because she has some soldiers of behind her. So go back and tell them that and make sure you understand as well. Today is a new day and we are not taking no more bullshit from you guys ever again ✌️✌️



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[melodygatesauthor]

Independence Day 🇺🇸💙❤️💙😫 is here 👌👏💯

Hey 👋you hot 🔥⭐️ piece of American 🇺🇸 ass 🍑! Today 🌞 is the fourth 4️⃣ of July ⭐️ also known as 💭 Independence Day! 1776 🙈 years ago, America 💙❤️💙 was ruled 👸🏼 by King George Washington 🍆👴🏼 from the country 🇹🇷 Europe 😱😖. Thank goodness 🙏 Daddy Sam 🍆👨🏻🇺🇸 and Barrack Obama 🍆👦🏾 won our freedom 🙌 from them. Today 🏆 is a day to celebrate 🍾🎊🎉 our religious 🙏 and sexual🍆 😳 liberties. So get down ⬇️ on your knees 👖and worship your daddy 🍆👴🏼 and thank him 👌 for your liberal 😻 labia 🌷! Send this to 🔟 of your favorite Stars ⭐️ and stripes sluts 👸🏼👧🏻👶🏻! If you get 0️⃣ to 5️⃣ back, freedom rings 🎊 throughout your pussy 🎀 because it is so empty 🗑 and large 👀. If you get 6️⃣ to 8️⃣ back, your daddy 🍆👴🏼 is sure to give 👉 your sweet land of Liberty 👅👄 a taste 👏😫! And if you get 9️⃣ to 🔟 back, your patriotic 🇺🇸🎊💙❤️ pussy will be filled with nationalism 🇺🇸💙❤️💯 and dick 🍆!

I’m fucking dying. I got 2 of these today Romana. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ‘MERICA

Cackling hehe

#melody answers #romana tag

[silly-ez]

According 🔛 to all 💯 known 🎓✔ laws 😾👮🏻❌ of aviation ✈, there is no 😣 way ↕ a bee 🐝 should be able 💪 to fly ✈🌬. Its wings 🍗🤡 are too small 🙀😼💁🏻 to get 🉐◀🔁 its fat 🐋 little 👌 body 😍 off 📴 the ground 😫. The bee 🍯, of course 🏎, flies 🐦 anyway 🙄 because bees 🐝 don't ❌🙅‍♀️🚫 care 💅 what humans 👤 think 💭 is impossible ❌. Yellow 💛, black ⚫. Yellow ⚠, black ⬛. Yellow 💛, black ⚫. Yellow ⚠, black ⬛. Ooh 😮, black ⬛ and yellow 💛! Let's 🥺 shake 😲 it up ☝ a little 👌. Barry 🍓! Breakfast 🍳 is ready 😏😛🍆! Ooming 😡😠😾! Hang 🙃 on 🔛 a second ⏱. Hello 👋🙋? - Barry 🍓? - Adam 👨���? - Oan 👅🔥 you 👈 believe 🙏 this is happening 😱? - I 👥 can't 🚫. I'll 📝 pick ⛏ you 👉 up ⬆. Looking 👀 sharp 🔪. Use 😏 the stairs 💥🙊😳. Your 👉 father 👨🎅 paid 💧 good 👌 money 💰💸💵 for those. Sorry 🙇. I'm 💘 excited 💖😁. Here's 👈 the graduate 🥳👨‍🎓. We're very 🙌✅ proud 😤 of you 👈, son 🌞. A perfect 👌 report 📄 card 💳, all 😤 B's 😎. Very 😼👌💥 proud 😤. Ma! I 👁 got 🍸 a thing 🕑 going 🏃💨🏢 here. - You 👉 got 🍸 lint 👄😋 on 🔛 your 👉 fuzz 🦁. - Ow 💧🅱! That's ✔ me! - Wave 🌊 to us 👨! We'll 😤😯 be in row 🚣‍♂️ 118,000 ✈🏢. - Bye 🤚👋🙃! Barry 🍓🍞, I 👁 told 👄 you 👈, stop 🚫 flying 🛸🐦 in the house 🏠! - Hey 👋😀, Adam 👱🏻‍♂️. - Hey 👋🏼, Barry 🍓. - Is that fuzz 🦁 gel 🤔? - A little 👌. Special 👉😎👈 day 🌞, graduation 🎓. Never 🙅🏽 thought 🤔 I'd 🙏 make 🖕 it. Three 3️⃣ days 🌞 grade 📝 school 🏫, three 3️⃣ days 🌞 high ⬆ school 🏫. Those were awkward 😕. Three 🍗 days 🌞 college 👨🏿‍🎓. I'm 💘 glad ☺ I 👁 took 👊 a day 📆📅 and hitchhiked 😉😝 around 🔃 the hive 🐝. You 👈😩👉 did come 💦👅 back 🔙 different 😡. - Hi 💦, Barry 🅱🐝. - Artie 🅰, growing 🌱 a mustache 👨🏻? Looks 👀 good 👌👍🏾. - Hear 🙉 about Frankie 👳💀? - Yeah 🙌. - You 👈 going 🏃 to the funeral 😔👻🌹? - No 😣, I'm 💘 not going 👉. Everybody 👴👵👨 knows 🤔😅🤷‍♂️, sting 🤗 someone 👤, you 👈 die 💀☠⚰. Don't 🙅‍♂️🚫 waste 🗑🚻💩 it on 🔛 a squirrel 🌰. Such a hothead 🥵. I 👁 guess 🤔 he 👥 could have just gotten 💘 out of the way ↕. I 👁 love ❤ this incorporating 🔥 an amusement 😁 park 🅿 into our day 🌞. That's ✔ why 🤔⁉ we don't 🚫 need 😩 vacations 🌅. Boy 👶, quite 📺 a bit 😁 of pomp 😎... under ⬇ the circumstances ❌. - Well 😦, Adam 🤑😍😅, today 📆 we are men 👦. - We are! - Bee-men 🐝. - Amen 🙏! Hallelujah 😩👳🏿👌! Students 🔬, faculty 😷, distinguished 🅱 bees 🐝🅱, please 🙏 welcome 👽 Dean 🎭 Buzzwell 💀. Welcome 👋🏻, New 🆕✨ Hive 😧🤔 Oity 🍎🍑👖 graduating 😠 class 🏫 of... ...9:15 🅱. That concludes 🔚 our ceremonies 🎑. And begins 🔘 your 👉 career 👨🏻‍💻 at Honex 💯 Industries 💦🏭✋! Will we pick ⛏ ourjob today 📅? I 👁 heard 👂👀🙉 it's just orientation 💯🅱. Heads 💆 up ☝! Here we go 🏃. Keep 👌 your 👉 hands 👋 and antennas 📶💠 inside 💠 the tram 🚋 at all 💯 times 🕐. - Wonder 🤔💭 what it'll 👼☝🙏 be like 💖? - A little 👶 scary 😱. Welcome 👽 to Honex 💯, a division ➗ of Honesco and a part 〽 of the Hexagon 💯👌👀 Group 👥🚹. This is it! Wow 😮. Wow 😮. We know 🤔 that you 👈, as a bee 🐝, have worked 🏢 your 👉 whole 💦😍 life 💓 to get 🔟 to the point 📍 where you 👉 can work 🏢 for your 👉 whole 😏💦👅 life 👤. Honey 🍯 begins 🔘 when ⏰ our valiant 👅🅱 Pollen 😡😠 Jocks 🍎 bring 👎 the nectar 😩 to the hive 🐝. Our top-secret 🙊 formula 😃 is automatically 🤖 color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing 💦 sweet 🍬 syrup 🍯 with its distinctive 🍎🍑👖 golden 💰 glow 😍 you 👈 know 💭 as... Honey 🍯! - That girl 👧 was hot 🔥. - She's 👧 my cousin 👦! - She 👩🏼 is? - Yes 👍🎓🌌, we're all 💯 cousins 👦. - Right 👌. You're right ✔. - At Honex 💯, we constantly 🔆 strive 👌 to improve ⬆ every 💯🔞 aspect 😪😉 of bee ❗🐝 existence 💁. These bees 🐝🍆 are stress-testing 💯 a new 🆕 helmet 🛡 technology 📱. - What do you 👉🏻 think 🤔🅰 he 👨 makes 🖕? - Not enough 🌊💦. Here we have our latest 😼👌💥 advancement 🎊, the Krelman 🍆👅🐔. - What does that do? - Oatches 👳 that little 👶👅🍵 strand 🗺❓ of honey 🍯 that hangs 😜 after 👀 you 🧐👉 pour 🌊💦 it. Saves 📑 us 👨 millions 😂. Oan 👱🏻‍♀️ anyone 🙋🙏 work 💼 on 🔛 the Krelman 👐? Of course 🏎. Most bee 🍯🚔 jobs 💼 are small 👌 ones 1️⃣😬😤. But 😉🍑 bees 🍯 know 🤔 that every 💯 small 👌 job 💼, if it's done ✅ well 😦, means 😏 a lot 🍑. But 🍑 choose 🤔 carefully ⚠ because you'll stay ✋ in the job 💼 you 👉 pick ⛏ for the rest 😪 of your 👉 life 💓

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