Sick of Being Sick | MHA & JJK
Hey, I'm sick right now. Share in my misery, will ya?
Series; MHA and JJK
Characters; Bakubabe, Todobroki, Kiri luvs us all, Shinshino (Shinso), JenniferLawrenceLover666 (AKA Itadori), GoGoGojo, Megumi my love... and I think that's it.
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Bakugou
This man makes you soup. Which, I know soup sounds boring but like, this is some serious gourmet shit
He'd be the type to say stuff like: You got this sick cause of your own stupid actions dipwad...
But then turnaround and tuck you all nice into bed with a story (maybe not that last part but whatever)
He's also the type to stay 10 feet away from you
I mean, keep your germs to yourself ya nasty
No cuddles or kisses or anything that has to do with being in close proximity
Good luck getting even a fist bump (Not that he would normally do that but you know whatever)
He'll give you your meds and your DayQuil or NightQuil but he's gonna be wearin a mask I swear
10/10 on taking care of you
0/10 for smooches :'(
Todoroki
Being taken care of by this man is pretty sweet
He loves you with all his heart and is willing to run miles just to make you feel better
But honestly, he might mess up here or there
Like he wouldn't heat the soup up properly (Unless you like cold soup)
If you have hot or cold flashes, boom, the instant temperature regulator 3000
Even if it got him sick, he would give you your soft forehead kisses or late-night cuddles
Would 100% get sick right after you get better
Hopefully, this isn't a cycle...
8/10 on taking care of you
10/10 for love <3
Kirishima Eijiro
Kiri my man my dude my legend mi compadre don muchacho is very good at taking care of you
I mean, c'mon, Kirishima is a lovely manly man who wants nothing more than his partner to be happy and healthy
Moreso, he gonna take care of you like his life depends on it, which is true, your life is his life... or some weird couple saying that I wouldn't know about because I'm single
This man gonna cuddle your sickness away
You're gonna be in a headlock from the next week so get comfortable sweetie
He's going to get all the pillows and blankets he can find to fit on your bed ASAP
Snuggle party y'all
He would absolutely go to the drugstore at 5 in the morning just to get you your DayQuil
An honorable man who is willing to do anything for the love of his life
10/10 on taking care of you
10/10 for smooche smooches and love
Shinso Hitoshi
Shinso's pretty lazy, not gonna lie
He loves ya, but your medicine is on the other side of the couch, so he just- can't- reach-
You'll be lucky if he'll even make you some decent food
It's probably going to be just microwave dinners :/
Okay, let's be real, Shinso is gonna have you sleeping even before he does
Like I said, he loves you and will show it in his strange Shinso ways
You're getting some good sleep
How does he do it? He has his Shinso magic that can only be used on rare occasions. The magic of ✨prescription drugs✨
Yeah, that'll have you knocked out for sure
What drug you may ask?
Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to
2/10 taking care
5/10 smoochy
Itadori Yuji
Does he know what he's doing?
Haha, no
But is he trying?
With all his heart <3
He's not great at cooking or finding the right medicines but you know what? A for effort? No, A is for ass. Don't ask questions
Yuji will want to cuddle the last bit of sickness out of you
But he'll come to snuggle up to you when he gets sick and be just like; "You have to take care of me now 👉👈"
He might be a wee bit annoying when it comes to letting you do ANYTHING by yourself, I mean, he's gonna make you stay in bed while he makes you some mediocre soup
Don't get too angry with him though, he just wants to take care of the love of his life
Which is you, not Jennifer Lawrence
Probably
6/10 on taking care of you
12/10 on luvs
Gojo Satoru
Do you think this man's going to stop working? Stop teaching his beloved students? Stay in your house that reeks of sickness? Do all the cooking and cleaning for you while you're stuck on the couch watching his favorite TV show without him?
Maybe not that last part, but he'll mostly do what's said above
Gojo is likely to do nothing with you while you're ill
Just watchin' some sort of stupid romcom you found for free on a random website that may just be a tiny bit sketchy
He's not much of the "taking care of" type. More so, the "I'm going to cuddle the life out of you" type
I mean, you can't be sick if you're dead
He loves you. But your germs be nasty
I imagine he never gets sick, so when he's around someone who is sick, he avoids them like the plague
It just so happens to be that the one who's sick is his s/o
2/10 on taking care of you
7/10 for loving
Fushiguro Megumi
Megumi is also the type to never get sick
He probably won't treat you like you're gonna kill him every time you cough
Unlike someone, we all know and sometimes love
He's pretty damn good at taking care of you
He makes sure you don't overexert yourself
Gumi gets you food that won't make you feel even worse
He gives the gracious gift of water every hour (or any time you finish your current glass)
Warm blankets straight from the dryer, perfectly fluffed pillows, he's got it all ready
Megumi can't cook that well, but he tries because he loves you <3
He'd also get up in the middle of the night if you run out of medicine
24/7 drug stores exist for a reason
9/10 on taking care of you
10/10 for caring
This was originally going to be a serious headcanon thing, but it later turned into satire and sass. Just like my 10th-grade assignment about Emerson. Good times, good times.
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Bakusquad + BF be like:
Soba-lover: Okay, I need to go.
Alienqueen: Where are you going?
Soba-lover: ....
McThunder: 14567/10 a booty call
Soba-lover: I don’t know what that means but I forgot to do this thing...
Stickyweewee: Oh nah.
Soba-lover: There is this very important thing I need to do?
McThunder: No.
Soba-lover: I have to leave immediately.
McThunder: You’re just gay.
Alienqueen: It’s okay to want that chiseled chest and impressive behind, hun.
Rock-Solid: Todobroki is living his best live okay.
Godemperorofdoom: SHUT THE HECK UP YOU BRICKS
McThunder: Just pointing out the obvious Bakuboooii
Godemperorofdoom: I swear to god sparky I'll kick your ass so hard your vertebrae pop outta your mouth like PEZ
Rock-Solid: It's his way of telling us he loves and appreciates us~
Soba-lover: He does.
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