Charlize Theron
as Andromache The Scythian
The Old Guard (2020)
Character Intro Post, via @Skydance on Instagram, June 15th 2020
TOG Promo Material (Part 3/?)
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Celeana hearing that Aelin is rasing an army against the king.
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Powerless by Lauren roberts
Kia has me blushing. The flirting in this book is the best I've read in so long. Literally giggling each chapter
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The "faster than the elevator", the "there's always a first time", the Loud Wink™ at the dinner table, the grin in the helicopter, the way he laughed at himself when he said "we killed each other", the "there's your balance, asshole"... you can tell that Joe thinks that he's the funniest motherfucker on Earth. And he is right
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the Booker v Nicky thing is so funny to me for 2 reasons:
a) bc Provence and Liguria are are like this👌 far apart (and that’s on a *contemporary* map), and bc when I’ve looked up anything from food to folk music it’s extremely similar, I’ve interpreted the sniping as Cuba v Puerto Rico 2: Same Hat & Ur Mad Abt It, BUT MOSTLY,
b) Yusuf does not take sides in the sniping bc his ace in the hole is to very very sweetly be like oh nooo why are the Franks fighting?? Which must be spaced out, or Nicky will see it coming and he won’t get maximum PAUL_RUDD_MOMENT_OF_PSYCHIC_DAMAGE_.PNG
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This is why the guard isn’t allowed smart phones anymore…
The heat has melted my brain.
Lol based on this: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtzdIfGAyIf/
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I think the funniest thing SJM could do is in HOFAS we see all the cc characters and acotar characters but the only person we see from tog is Vaughan.
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Khun Ava (OC)
Another school doodle (the sketch) that well idk turned good? I was struggling but okay ig
Her design is just buncha blues and then boom a red
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so, as some of you may have noticed, the bonus rounds for the luca marinelli character FIGHT did not necessarily proceed as planned. this is due to certain life events on my part and also i felt we'd taken that event to its natural conclusion. whether there will be any more there remains to be seen.
HOWEVER. i had such a good time running it that i'm going to do it again. i've taken the time to consider what went well and what didn't and my strategy for this moving on. so, with that all said, i bring you:
The Old Guard Character FIGHT: Submissions Open
but neon, you may say. there's only like six of them. which is true, for our main characters, but this tournament is open to ALL of them, just as a fun little thought experiment, and open to ALL versions. think lulu from tales through time could beat andrei the pilot in a fight? think comic merrick would wipe the floor with comic copley? or even movie merrick? now is your chance to say it. the more one-off the character submitted the better. so! submit as many as you'd like! the form will be left open for a while to give me a chance to deal with events, and there may be delays between or within rounds for the same reason, so bear with me on this one. but i had so much fun doing it last time that here we are
the immortals, including yitzhak and lykon, are all automatically entered, but i encourage you to submit for them anyway (this helps me out with deciding how the bracket works AND writing the arguments later on)
now. enjoy!
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