Aelin: If I died-
Rowan, sharpening his knives: Death will not get you out of this relationship.
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Aelin: so like when you’re a hawk can you talk to all the other hawks? Have you got bird friends that don’t know you’re not really a bird?
Rowan: fireheart.. please.. it’s 3am.. go to fucking sleep
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Aelin: Can we get a birthday cake?
Rowan: It's not your birthday.
Aelin: The cake won't know!
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It was genius
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Dorian: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people-opener”?
Manon:
Manon: …Should I not have?
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Feyre: What are you two arguing about this time?
Bryce: She's always using common phrases incorrectly!
Aelin: Cry me a table, Bryce.
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Dorian: You know, Manon gives Elide flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
Chaol: Okay.
Later
Chaol: gives Elide flowers
Elide: ???
Chaol: I don't know, I'm confused as well.
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Maeve: “I challenge you to a round of the deadliest game!”
Dorian and Aelin: *nodding sagely* “Ah yes, Knife Monopoly.”
Maeve: “I was actually going to have you guys hunt each other for sport, but now I’m really curious to see Knife Monopoly.”
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Aelin: of course I became the queen of crime
Elide: ...explain.
Aelin: Well if I'm legally dead, then I'm illegally alive, therefore: crime queen.
Elide: ... That's not..
Manon: No, the logic is sound.
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Dorian: *taps the table*
Aelin: *taps back*
Manon: What are they doing?
Rowan: Morse code.
Dorian: *aggressively taps the table*
Aelin: *slams her fist* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Rowan, desperately trying to save Dorian: Highness, with all due respect, Aelin will kill me if I let you die, so I'm dead either way.
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dorian with both manon and celaena
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I’m prepared and yet not. Ready to get ripped to shreds. Much like in real life, SJM reminds me that you should never trust a man. They either hurt you or die and there is no inbetween.
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Poor guy
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Dorian: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.
Manon: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.
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Lorcan: Shut up! I'm going to kill the next person that walks into the room, I swear to wyrd–
Elide: Hello! Hi! How are you?
Fenrys: *cracking up*
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