Principal Bump would be So Honored. He'd love it So Much. He'd cry Happy Tears.
(He'd probably also try to take a selfie/get someone to take a photo of himself in front of it. And he'd end up falling on his butt trying to copy the pose aidjfjfjhj.)
I always knew principle Bump was the GOAT(ever since escaping expulsion where its shown he has an ALBUM of the trio? Incredible)
BUT NOW? He not only lead an army of students and teachers to keep them from getting Sigils (showing inmense trust on his students btw to go against the government).
NOW we found out he kept his students safe during the draining spell AND RIGHT AFTER recovering from the spell He fought and sacrificed himself to save his student and gave them enough time to gather themself and form a rebellion
BUMP IS FUCKING BASED
I BET he is an awesome skater too and would be Hella proud of that statue
The fact that THIS is what Eda saw when she said goodbye to Raine. Her classmates. Raine in the St Epiderm uniform like they were when they first met - her best friend BEFORE she was cursed and their relationship got complicated. Her sister, before she left her behind for the Emperor's Coven. Her old principal. Even Odalia.
Here's to hoping that we get a little interaction between Camila and principle Bump where Bump tells Camila how great it is having Luz at Hexside. A nice parallel of Camila's talk with Luz principle in the human realm, except this time it's about Luz being happy and excepted at a school🤞🤞
Romantic Principal Bump for the headcanons thing please?
Bump loves when you sit in his lap while he does paperwork. He can multi task so if you begin to talk he'll respond even as he does all the multiple forms that need to be filled out to run the school. His chair is more than big enough for the both of you and your presence brings him comfort as he does monotonous work. His favorite position is when you lean against his chest and fall limply into him while he rests his chin ontop of your head. Coffee dates are mandatory in the mornings before school and common when you have these moments together in his office.
Outside of his office Bump often finds himself conflicted about his feelings on you. Not because he's confused about how you make him feel, he loves you 100%. But he finds your presence both helpful and unhelpful. You either help him concentrate or make him look like an utter fool in front of his students. Everyone knows he's weak for you and he gets relentlessly teased by his students for being so deeply in love. He tries to keep the P.D.A to a minimum to help his image but he can't help but hold your hand or kiss your cheek when your around.
Bump may be married to you but he is also married to his work. If you love him you need to love Hexside (and hate Glandus) as well. The school will not always come first but there will be many instances where you might find yourself being jealous of a building if you want his attention.
Bump loves gentle and old fashioned affection. Tucking stray hair strands behind an ear, making each other coffee, surprising your loved one with a cheek or forehead kiss, knuckle or hand kisses, brushing or styling hair, buying and receiving flowers, remembering anniversaries, planning romantic dates, hugging after an exhausting day, holding one another and feeling each other's pain, slow dancing in the moonlight, and similar acts makes his heart flutter.
His palismen adores you. Frewin is constantly cuddled up to you when he's not around Bumps head helping him see. Bump is happy you two get along so well, though he struggles when Frewin wants to spend more time with you then him. He finds Frewins favoritism of you funny considering you have a palismen that also seems to favor him at times.
How has Eda got Luz into school in the first place?
Or is Bump still has a "soft spot" for Eda and agrees to put Luz in school as "Eda's child", despite Clawthorn being the wanted wild witch?
She has some VERY intimidating "aunts".
But fr tho:
In the AU, Bump was thinking of Luz first and Eda(and her scary companions) second, since, if Eda has a kid, that kid is government mandated to be receiving an education. He already KNOWS Eda is a wild witch, so he doesn't trust her to homeschool the child and properly feed her the right propaganda.
Bump hoped that by accepting this little powerless witch and teaching her "correctly", she may graduate and actually join a coven.