Tsukiyama: If one more person says I’m too dramatic, I’m going to light myself on fire.
There are only two genders:
Ui, about the Quinx: It’s like all of you share one braincell sometimes!
Shirazu: *Can’t think of a good comeback because it’s not his turn to use the braincell*
You’re as smart as you are handsome
Ayato: Hey! … Oh, you meant that as a compliment.
Bokuto : What are we watching?
Akaashi : Tokyo Ghoul
Bokuto : * gasp * ThErE’s a gHouL in ToKyo?
Akaashi : It’s just an ani-
Bokuto, realized where he is rn : * another gasp * We aRe iN tOkYo
Hide: Guess which one I have feelings for
Kaneki & Touka: (talking to each other in the distance)
Hide: Both, actually
Hide, posting on his social media: Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
Kaneki, replying: Please delete this
touka: you are like an empty tip jar
kaneki: ready to be filled!
touka: BECAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE ANY CENTS!!!
touka: i will stick my hand so far up your ass i start knitting your damn intestine if you do that again
kaneki: don’t threaten me with a good time
juuzou: i will never elaborate because i have no idea what i just said
juuzou: i don’t even make sense, sometimes i just b talkin
Hide: Come on! Hit me! (Gets in a fighting stance)
Kaneki: I’m not going to hit you
Touka: You want me to do it?
Kaneki: (elbows Touka)
jungkook : rap mon hyung!
namjoon : yes kookie?
jungkook : can jin hyung make me those lego thingy?
namjoon : what do you mean?
seokjin : waffles
namjoon : …….
yoongi : i’m filling up the pre-school form for him