TOKREV Incorrect quotes#24 His favorite seat
In a Toman Meeting
Mikey: If only there were somewhere I could sit...
Y/n*points at an empty chair*
Mikey*kicks the chair over* I wonder where I could sit...
Y/n*sighs and motions toward lap*
Mikey*sits on your lap* I knew you’d catch on!~
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Izana: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Shion:
Mochi:
Rindou:
Ran: WE are the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Izana: Yes!
Rindou: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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Y/N: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Mikey: It was autocorrect.
Y/N: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Mikey: Yes.
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The police: *at their wit ends with a megaphone* Young man, someone rejecting you is not the end of the world. Please step away from the ledge.
Shion: *sobbing* If y/n doesn't love me what's the point of living?
Izana: *whispers* I have an idea officer, give me the megaphone.
Izana: *gets the megaphone*
Izana: Do a flip
Kakucho: *snatching the megaphone* Absolutely do not do that Shion! GET AWAY FROM THE LEGDE-
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[ inspired by a fanart i saw, but i forgot who the artist were :( ]
Haitani's brother house at 5:20pm
rindou, walking into the living room: ...y/n, what did you do to my brother?
ran, wearing a pikachu onesie: hm? what do you mean by that, rin?
y/n: he lost a bet with me, and the loser will have to say yes for 24hour straight to the winner
ran, nodding with a small smile: yup
rindou, dumbfounded: ...why?
y/n, standing up from the couch: wanna see a trick?
rindou: no.
y/n, pointing at rindou: ranchu! use thunderbolt!
ran, standing up from his place: got it! *pulls a tazer*
rindou, taking a step backwards: back the fuck up.
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❌ Incorrect Tokyo Manji~ ❌
Takemichi: *sneaks into house at 3am*
Draken: *turns in swivel chair* care to tell me where you were?
Takemichi: I was, eh... with... Uh... Mikey!
Mikey: *also turns in swivel chair*. Care to- *keeps spinning* Ken-chin-... Ken-chin, I can't stop the chair-!! *spinning faster* KEN-CHIN!!
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Y/N: I'm tired of your bullshit!
KISAKI: I'm tired of your bullshit
Y/N: Then fucking leave then!?
KISAKI: I'll fucking leave, tf is wrong with you?
KISAKI: I'll beat everybody tf up in here-
MIKEY: Who? Beat who up? *Puts dorayaki down*
KISAKI: Oh, no- Not you bruh...
DRAKEN: Hah? Then WHO??
CHIFUYU: Aye bruh, who tf is you gon beat up bro. who?
BAJI: Yeah, that's what im tryna figure out, who you finna beat up?
ANGRY: That's what tf we tryna figure out
SMILEY: Who tf he gon beat up??
MITSUYA: Bro, who is you talking bout?
KISAKI: No... no, I-I wasn't talking bout none of yall
IZANA: Man i heard you said you was gon beat up everybody ass in here, who bitch?
KISAKI: No no, not you Izana-
SOUTH: THEN WHO? You said everybody in here, you aint talking bout me.
KISAKI: Yo chill-
RINDOU: Ain't no chill bro who tf is you talking bout?
RAN: Awh wait, this bitch said he gon beat up everybody in here? BITCH WHO?
Y/N: YEAH BITCH, WHO? WHO TF YOU GON BEAT UP???
TAKEMICHI: AYO, yall figure out who he gon beat tf up? who? WHO BITCH?
EVERYBODY SURROUNDING KISAKI: WHOOO WHOOOO, WHOO BITCH??
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Tokyo Rev incorrect quote
Ran: as your best friend
(Name): Rindou is my best friend
Ran: *holding a knife* as you best friend-
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