#told yall i couldnt choose

[henryofwales]

anonymous asked: Favourite friendship? (part II)

#the summer i turned pretty #tsitp #tsitpedit #jeremiah fisher #steven conklin #the summer I turned pretty spoilers #the summer i turned pretty edit #tsitp gif #these two!!! #theyre so cute and supportive and just #so nice with each other #theyd just talk and give advices #just two sweet babies <3 #told yall i couldnt choose #mine* #edit #*

[hyeahgaku]

Jump Festa 2024 SAKAMOTO DAYS Special Stage

(Part 1) Here are some of the things that were discussed, & exchanges that the guests had, which i manage to understand from the panel. I did not include those that i couldn't quite catch. Apologise if i misheard anything cuz my listening for Japanese isn't top-notch 🙏

Introduction

Guests for SAKAMOTO DAYS JF2024 panel are Sōsuke Ishikawa (editor in charge of SakaDays; from here on shall be referred as Ishikawa-san) and Ryōta Suzuki (special guest appearance & also Shin's VA for the manga audiocomic; from here on shall be referred as Suzuki-san)

Ishikawa-san did not cosplay as anyone this time (lol; previously he cosplayed as Tarō Sakamoto in JF2022, fyi). However, he wore Sakamoto's Store apron this year & said that it is no longer sold in Jump Shop but there is a newer version which fans can still purchase.

Ishikawa-san mentioned that now that the series has reached its 3rd year anniversary, the battle with Slur is heating up which makes it more exciting to witness its future development.

When Suzuki-san came on stage he made a joke about how there's an X mark (meaning Slur lol) at the spot designated for him. He jokingly commented that we would chance upon so many Slurs (X marks) in our everyday life so he's hyperalert of his surroundings lmao.

1st Segment - Suzuki-san's Favourite Manga Scenes

Suzuki-san chose chapter 16, "Department Store War": the limited edition Sugar-chan backpack sale scene. He expressed that he could really feel Sakamoto's love for his daughter, Hana-chan, in this chapter. And seeing how Sakamoto is now fighting as a Dad, & not as a hitman, really stood out here & it's amazing to see. He also praised the series' comedic scenes and remarked that those grannies in the chapter are way more scarier than any other assassins in the series.

Ishikawa-san added that as a backpack enthusiast, he felt that he need to get his hands on a Sugar-chan backpack too.

Suzuki-san's next favourite manga scene is chapter 28, "First Rate" (or "Top Notch" whichever yall prefer), specifically Seba versus Shin & Heisuke. Suzuki-san recounted his experience when reading this chapter, he wondered how Shin would fight an invisible person & moreover Shin couldnt read his mind when Seba wore the invisibility suit. But then Heisuke came to assist Shin, and Suzuki-san praised Heisuke for being a great guy who not only consoled Hana-chan when she cried (cuz she was left by herself in store) & told her that Piisuke would help find them. Ishikawa-san also agreed that Heisuke is a really good guy!

Suzuki-san explained that he had put lots of thoughts into choosing his favourite scenes as he took into account those people who have yet to read the series. He actually wanted to add a scene with "the strongest grandpa" Takamura! Suzuki-san confirmed it when Ishikawa-san guessed if it was the Tokyo Tower-slicing scene. Suzuki-san remarked that he was mindblown when that scene happened.

Ishikawa-san was asked to provide his thoughts on Suzuki-san's scene choices. He said that Sakamoto is always fighting a lot so seeing him take a breather and get to do a normal everyday life kind of stuff plus those hilarious (department store war) scenes was refreshing so he's glad Suzuki-san chose that chapter. As for chapter 28, the Seba versus Shin & Heisuke happened to be one of his favourites too. He enjoyed how Shin & Heisuke both try to adapt in the battle, with Shin not being able to mind-read, but the two never once gave up as they pushed on to defeat Seba, who has the invisibility ability.

2nd Segment - Special Q&A with Suzuki-sensei (done behind-the-scenes)

You may refer to the JF2024 Q&A questions which I have previously translated.

Q1. ALTERNATIVE CAREERS // Ishikawa-san thought that all the characters' alternative careers made sense. As for Suzuki-san, he was absolutely convinced that Sakamoto would have opened a ramen shop business & be the manager there. He added that Sakamoto's current shop could pass as a ramen shop as it already looked the part so he was really surprised with the home improvement/hardware store manager answer lol. He also commented that Nagumo is very handsome so him being an actor or model makes a lot of sense. As for Ishikawa-san, he also added that he can already picture Heisuke to still be in training even after he becomes a Chef lmaooo.

Q2. REST DAYS // Suzuki-san was just fanboying over Osaragi 😂 He said "Osaragi-san is the best and she's super cute!" and Ishikawa-san agreed. Ishikawa-san said she reminds him of a cat! Ishikawa-san further stated that, according to Suzuki-sensei, Nagumo is the kind who can switch between On & Off modes easily. Sensei also said that he would sometimes just sit on his bed on his day off, with his hair all messy, and just do Sudoku puzzles. Ishikawa-san confessed that he never expected such information though it's interesting, and then Suzuki-san chimed in & said that everyone generally likes guys with gaps (aka gap moe. Meaning: contrast between one’s appearance and personality, or the difference between someone’s actual personality and from first impression you had of them). Suzuki-san also added that Nagumo is pretty sly.

Q3. COOKING ABILITIES // Suzuki-san never would have guessed that Osaragi can cook! He even joked that Osaragi would cut her food/ingredients using her buzzsaw & then they joked that she'd even cut through the kitchen counter lmaooo. As for Ishikawa-san, he felt that Osaragi is good at cooking home-cooked meals. Then moving on to Yotsumura (the goat), Ishikawa-san stated that he actually asked Suzuki-sensei what Yotsumura's specialty was & Sensei stated that Yotsumura can cook just about anything -from Italian, French to Japanese cuisines you name it, anything at all! Lastly, Ishikawa-san remarked that since Mafuyu is a clean freak or a germophobe, he probably would not touch anything, much less cooking. Suzuki-san seconded this & went on to say that Mafuyu would never cook at all.

Q4. AOI & SAKAMOTO FIRST MEETING // Suzuki-san commented that Sakamoto being all shy, hesitant & fidgety is super cute & adorable. Ishikawa-san thought Aoi has great communication skills as Aoi strikes him as the type who would instantly speak what's on her mind so she must have been really worried for Sakamoto at that time (seeing him w blood).

Q5. SUZUKI-SENSEI'S MESSAGE TO SHIN & SAKAMOTO // Suzuki-san remarked that while Shin doesn't look like the series MC -cuz he imagined the MC to be someone really strong- he felt that Shin & the rest of the characters around him have made an impact & things have been exciting thanks to them too. Ishikawa-san pointed out that Shin is more of a "growth" type character. Comparing him to Sakamoto, who could just defeat anyone single-handedly and easily, Ishikawa-san explained that Shin doesn't have all that but no matter the obstacles & difficulties thrown his way, he constantly tried his best & never gave up, and that's what makes one want to root for him. Suzuki-san also expressed his opinion on how he feels like Sakamoto is the “I got your back” type of person, to which Ishikawa-san agreed, saying that whenever Shin is in a pinch, Sakamoto would always come to his rescue.

continue to pt.2 》

#サカモトデイズ #SAKAMOTO DAYS #sakadays jf2024 #jump festa 2024 #official media #yūto suzuki #sakadays jf2024 guests comments #jaen

[raysletters]

hello hello! question for you: if you could only eat 5 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be 🩷 also, what's your go to coffee or tea order?

HIIII, this is such a good question but also im an indecisive mf so i might not choose only five sjfbdkabdnsjsdbsk

some of the foods here are colombian dishes and yall might not know them, so im gonna attach images about it

im gonna act like diabetes and my health in general are unaffected by the food i eat bc if not then my endocrinologist might haunt me at some point for this, but

1. bandeja paisa (colombian dish, it would absolutely NOT help me on my health whatsoever, but gosh its so fucking good)

2. ajiaco (colombian dish, see above for same disclaimer 💀)

3. popcorn (this is like my to go comfort food ao i wouldnt be able to leave it behind, even though i can hear somewhere at the back of my mind the voice of my endo going "why are you like this?")

4. pasta in whatever form and with most of its sidings (except anything with mushrooms, goodbye) (spinach is on thin ice idk) (HAVE YALL TRIED TUNA SOAGHETTI?? its not as fancy as it sounds but its the easiest thing to cook and im absolutely a fan) (re: the photo. if you ever put anything green on my salad besides, idk, pesto, i'll feel like you're offending me and my entire bloodline, and might end up crying or never talking to you again, but that is just a personal opinion)

5. idk how to explain that theres this typical lunch that my mom cooks gloriously and its rice, lentejas (idk how its called in english im sorry), slices of platano maduro (salad or an avocado are optional but not required),,,,,, and sometimes, when the stars align and some deity takes mercy upon myself, mango juice. idk how to explain yall that this is the most glorious lunch ever and i will literally go to your house and cook it for you if you ask me so bc everyone deserves to try it at least once in their life (the photo isnt how my mom prepares it but it was as close as i could find)

little tiny bonus bc i told yall i couldnt decide for shit: any kind of arepa, but either arepa de choclo or arepa boyacense???? i would sell my soul for those at any given chance

arepa de choclo:

arepa boyacense:

(no, they're not the same but both can be/are filled with cheese and its the best thing ever)

little tiny bonus dessert bc i couldnt help myself: theres a milhoja without sugar that an specific cafeteria in my city sells and i would commit crimes for, just to have it all my life, even though it is fucking expensive

fun fact: i just found out its also known in other parts of the world as "mille-feuille", "napoleon", "vanilla slice", and "custard slice" and it was originally from france sjsksjsksjsksjsksjsksjs

also also, about my to go order, it depends on the store, bc theres this kinda famous tea shop in my city and even though its incredibly expensive, i found a milk berry tea with the bubbles thingy that i love and im absolutely a fan. in my favorite cafeterias (im in colombia, so theres a lot) an iced coffee (like where they put the ice in the blender, and not coffee with ice) will always be my first choice, except if its like too early and im freezing, or in coffee vending machines, i will absolutely go for a cappuccino.

this went on for too long, but i have so many thoughts about food i could scream about it for ages, thank you so much for this lola ily 💕💕

#nice ask day #ask game #cw: food #cw: talk of doctors and kind of a diet(? #colombian food #colombian dishes

[eyeless-jack62002]

You know im mentally fucked when im here again

Also to those posting in these tags u can put the squiggle line so ur not jumpscaring ppl and less likely to get reported so fast.

Not me on my 3rd acc. Tho yall really help me stay clean. My partner started back in Novemberish maybe sooner. Right after our 4 y anniversary. And then she just dropped it on me. She knew i was trying to stay clean for her and i was doing such a good job. I only thought about it and would scroll here to "get my fix" its an addiction and i dont think ppl realize that. She brought my favorite drvgs into the house and hid it from me for months. Tho she doesnt even know i have a tumblr. Shes starting therapy now finally. And me too. I have an appt next week. I havent been since i was 12. Im scared. I dont trust therapists. I wish i could just cvt head to toe. All over everywhere. Id be exactly how i wanna be. I want this. But i cant. Gotta be around for my partner. Even tho she didnt want to for me. I told her if she wanted we could together but that we wouldnt be same ever again. I wish shed said yes but thats just jack. He clouds my thoughts with his own. Ik im sick. I wish she never told me. Ive been spiraling for months but i have to shove that down so i can help her get better. I warned her. She knew i was trying ro get better but she still fucking did it behind my back for months!! I almost broke up with her. I wnated so bad to run away and never see her again. But whats the price of choosing to love someone but urself. Id give my entire being up for her and in a way i do. Ive just been so hurt and its all i can think about. I threw away my fucking stash for her!! I regret that somedays. Today especially. We had to drain our fucking saving acc bc of her. She kept skipping work and we kept having less and less financial stability. Still dont but were starting to recover from that but barely. Its like she fucking ignored all of my advice as someone who has been selfh@rming for over a decade. Fuck what i have to say tho. The worst part of it all she cvt the same way and places as my quail as my ruby did. Fucked. She didnt know that tho. And i was finally fucking comfortable with telling her about my self h@arm and she fucking did it anyways. And she told me as if it was her telling what we her having for dinner. I cant even cry anymore over this. Why does this all still bother me. I have no tears left. I admit i screamed a lot. I hit her cvts slapped them. You didnt feel the pain then but u feel it now?? It hurts now? And she said to me "i thought you would have noticed" so snarky. Why the fuck would i think my partner who knows of my history would fucking betraw me like this. And then to be a bitch about it and ask for MY HELP!?!? TEH FUCKING INSANITY. She doing better now tho. Good for her. Ive never been okay. And i dont think i will be. I dont want to get better. Being sick feels too good. And eventually me subbing out cvting for w33d will get old eventually. It always does. Nothing can scratch this itch i have so badly in me. Its like my insides scream to be let out. Its like an energy that flows out with the red. She doesnt understand what cvtting is for me. She said she wanted to die. But knowing you wont die is what keeps me held. I have sold my soul. Im bound. Ruby stopped when we broke up. And i told her i did as well. I know were both liars but thats why ill always have a place in me for ruby. I love my partnerbut if she wants to replace ruby she can be my guest. But replaceing ruby will just make you into a ruby. And no one wants that. I love my partner and im clean for her. Why couldnt she do that for me.

I feel like im in my wattpad days in here. Jacks old diary. But he likes it here better. Anyways if u made it this far enjoy a gif from one of my current special interest show 🖤 -t and jack

#self h@rm #baby cvts #i want to cvt #s3lf harn #sh tumblr #sh things #s3lf mutilation

[enbyworth]

Fuyuhiko’s family counts as abusive  Fuyuhiko’s family counts as abusive  Fuyuhiko’s family counts as abusive

#literally they took a fucking child n made her into a tool that would die for their kid because they believed he was too weak from the START #which is aLREADY a toxic mentality #fuyuhiko was BORN INTO a YAKUZA he didnt C H O O S E that #and he got kidnapped and shit a L O T #anD from what i've heard Peko had to save him from a lot of ppl incLUDING #those within the clan and his parents #s O #fuyuhiko's family counts as abusive #the clan is an abusive life to him p e r i o d #yall forget fuyu acts as aggressive as he does cuz he lacks physically (in a way) #he isnt physically inimidating he looks like a literal infant and he KNOWS that #and everyone has only told him that his entire life #they thought he was so weak they had to fucking #condition a child to grow up with him to be with him at all times #they were abusive to both fuyu and peko #fuyuhiko's family was s h i t #maybe on purpose maybe not #it was a fucking yakuza #he couldnt really choose what he wanted to be and the only thing he had was peko #he GREW UP with peko at his side constantly #and peko would do anything for him and he knows that but he wishes it was for different reasons #he doesnt WANT her as a tool he just wants her as a fucking companion because shes all he's ever had #she's probably the only person who treats him like hes worth dying for #all he wants is a friend #shes the only one thats ever cared and the way she was made to care was cruel and he KNOWS that #but again!!! they GREW UP TOGETHER!!! HE didnt do that to her #THEY did #its h o r r i b l e #and he is very very aware of that

[comebacksoonboys]

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#im telling yall im fucked in the head #like what is actually wrong with me lmao #my friend has an exam tomorrow. so i expected him to come to the dorms today and sleep here since the exam is at 9 #and hes not here #well im somehow getting mad at him #i havent seen him in two weeks #and when i asked him if he wanted to do something with us after we finished exams #he said his uni friends had something planned #and that he couldnt be with us either afternoon or night #well. im getting mad at him for choosing his other friends over me #when hes told me he was sorry and he apologized last time this happened (and i already knew abt what im mad abt rn) #like he tried to find a solution. but its not one i like as much as the option i gave him #anyways. it feels like he's constantly choosing his other friend group #and i was supposed to like. have forgiven him #which i have??? bc i understand that hes busy with exams and also that he has other friends #but i still get jealous so easily #i guess its what happens when u go through life with 5 friends and theyre constantly changing #but yeah. i was kinda excited to see him today even if it was only for supper #and im not gonna see him tomorrow and theres ALSO still a bottle of alcohol i have to give him #so he better show up sometime or im gonna go to his house and beat his ass up #im just kidding. the worst part is that im mad at him when he's not here. but when im with him my anger just dissolves and i hate it #bc usually towards other ppl im able to give them the silent treatment. but not him. i wanted to do it once and i was just incapable of it #god i hate that im like this #like i truly am a 'forgive but dont forget' type of person #whose resentment sometimes comes back to be a bitch #who's*? idk anyways #z talks

[psychshalala]

Hold on what is this whole Stockholm syndrome thing?

My mind truly cant comprehend how people think sometimes. No wonder my arguments always filled with questions. I just simply dont get it.

“A hostage and abuse victim stuck with their abuser” and u define that hak and yonas relationship?

Let me tell u little about how hak loves yona.

He gave his heart to her. Has unshakable trust in her. Respects her. Her number one supporter. Finds the joy in seeing her grow. Yona is his strength, his inspiration and his love.

“Princess, if you can be happy then to me thats my greatest happiness” - hak.

Did ur bae ever say that to u?... yeah i thought so.

He loved her in times he believed she would never return his feelings back yet he was happy as long as she was happy with whom ever she chooses. (Talk about respect)

He thought about her and her loneliness choosing to stay despite his own longing for his family after missing them for so long. (Talk about care and selflessness)

He is playful and goofy around her and yes he teases her from time to time to get her energy up. Fighting? More like goofing around.  (Talk about cuteness)

His trust in her is unbreakable. When she says she can, he might not always agree (with good reason) but he always has her back. Always lets her know he will be by her side no matter what.

He respects her, has faith in her whether in training, in the battle field or everyday. and he never fails to show her that and let her know. knows her strengths and weaknesses yet never stands in her way when she takes a leap and instead he gives her a hand. 

He is always the most proud of her accomplishments and Finds the strength and joy in seeing her grow and become stronger. Loves seeing her struggle because from struggle comes growth.

Forceful? Abuser?

Yall forgot so fast how this man literally had to feed her with his own hands to keep her alive after the betrayal toke place. That man carried her pain with his own. Not to mention having to leave his family, name and home cause the guy he trusted with his life, loved as a brother and called his best friend forced him to. Yet he still prioritized yona and his tribe before himself, was even willing to leave on his own taking full responsibility of something he never did. 

That man cried for the first time in this whole anime so far when he first confronted soo wan. the moment u realize holy shit, that guy is in fucking pain. U realize that that man had held his feelings and pain inside this whole time to help yona recover. The selflessness this man shows sets fucking standard to its highest level. AND HE STILL CARES ABOUT SOO WAN!

What u talking about Stockholm syndrome? Where u getting that from? From him licking her hand filled with honey? U guys Acting like he raped her.

Talking about forcing himself on yona. From the beginning he was always playful with his flirting. 1st time he tried kissing her he told her she could easily refused. And threw most them yona was completely oblivious 🤦🏻‍♀️ telling me he convinced her.

The guy apologized after kissing her in the cheek cause he thought he wouldn’t see her again. He was always gentle with her while being his playful self. And u always find yonas Guard down around him cause she is so comfortable being herself with him, to the point she only shows hak her weakness.

So easy to talk about a characters flaws when ur only looking for flaws. U even start creating invalid shit like that as an excuse.

What u call Yona kissing hak without his permission? Where are the complaints please? Where are the human rights activists? Where the lawyers at? Thats sexual harassment. This bish stole what might be his first kiss and in what right and thats before his confession so bo excuse. Yona told him she wanted to touch him and he gave her a hug. The lord said ask and u shall receive, where is the force here? She ran away cause of her smell yet that man embraced her and told her she smells so good and ur boy friend be here screaming at u to put some deodorant. know u damn self worth!!! And dont get me started on yu-hon and yong hi if u wanna talk being forceful but NOOoo thats so romantic! Fucking kill me please!

Soo wan killed her father, tried to kill her and since he couldn’t he forcefully toke over the throne and chased her out of her home. Never trusts her until she begs all the damn time while treating her like a child And now just cause he spared her life 2 times which he didnt really have any other choice cause then hell would let loose or maybe just maybe cause of little fucking guilt for what he did to her and she hugs him one time to Comfort a guy in pain and suddenly they are a match made in heaven? 🤡🤡

Basically when u look at the general picture soo wan broke yona and hak helped put her back together with stronger material. And yall want him to get out the way of true romance? Cause he is rebuilding a country on the blood and wounds of the people he so call loves? The born Genius soo wan couldnt find another way. U guys break my fucking heart. To see such injustice.

What a sad world we live in.

#akatsuki no yona #hak #son hak #yona of the dawn #hak son #akayona #hakyona #yona #soowon #thunder beast #make it make sense

[muwur]

Since requests were open I was wondering if I could request father headcanons for iwai + ushi + atsumu 🥺 btw your writing is vv tasty n I can’t wait to see you write more !! Keep up the good work n stay safe !!

haikyuu daddee headcanons

✧ hc’s ✧ for iwaizumi, ushijima, and atsumu

❧ gn reader

✎ 1.4k words

a/n: omg u called my writing taSTY Dx i cri tySM 💞 that is a high compliment for me AHAHAHAH ILY and ty for the request! 

also my lovelies i m back i m sry i was gone so long feojfe i miss yall <3 here u go enjoi, this was fun to write lmk if yall want more characetrs AHAHA

current listen: accidentally in love by sHREK AAHAH jkjk i mean counting crows, they cant take that away from me by ella fitzgerald and louis armstrong, love the way you lie by eminem and rihanna

requests: open!

iwaizumi

✧ prePARED daddy

✧ picked up on this parenting thing p fast, also does a lot of research so he’s ready to face any situation

✧ teaches his kids how to behave n respect others

✧ also makes sure they know not to talk to strangers and teaches them some self defense

✧ be warned these kids are packing a surprise can of whOOP ASS,, dont fuck w them,, plus u wouldnt want buff daddee iwa on ur tail

✧ honestly his kids would be ANGELS ,,, n thats cuz he treats them all so w e l l

✧ mans is ATTENTIVE. he asks his kids about their days, their interests, and encourages discussion about their fEELINGS 🥺

✧ always offers them really valuable and light-hearted advice

✧ and gives them the love and transparency we all wanted but never had--

✧ however his kids are easily (n negatively) influenced esp when uncle oikawa comes to visit--

✧ but mostly bc iwa gets annoyed and slips out a lot of curse words and a “shittykawa” and then his kids started calling oikawa that and now it’s ingrained in them forever fjoefefgfvi (*distant phlattykawa crying noises*)

✧ gives them LOTS of head pats and ruffles as signs of affection

✧ PACKS THEIR SCHOOL LUNCHES and ensures they eat a balanced meal

✧ attends all their games/events,, will get a bit rowdy hype them up

✧ def lets his kids sleep with him when they’re having a bad night or woke up scared from a nightmare (and waits for them to fall asleep before going to sleep himself fojref)

✧ when they were babies he usually succeeded to get them to stop crying by pulling funny faces, showing them their favorite cartoons, or humming a lullaby

✧ when they get older,,, u bet iwa would be suPER protective esp when their kids start being iNtErEsTeD in other people

✧ you: “iwaizumi, they seem like a really nice kid, though”

✧ iwa: *sitting with you in the car, across the street from the ice cream parlor your child said they were at, and spying from the window* “you can’t trust everyone, of course they seem ‘nice,’ they just want our approval”

✧ definitely did not interrupt his child’s potential first kiss at their house’s doorstep by slamMINg the door open “sUDDENLY” cuz he “hEard TheIR vOicEs and THougHt TO lET them In”

✧ effectively traumatized both kids

✧ tho he felt bad after n u made him go apologize so he did (and he was forgiven, only if he agreed to never spy on them again--)

✧ doesn’t stop him from scrutinizing every person yalls kid introduces to you tho

✧ overall a super supportive dad, 11/10

ushijima

✧ ok dEF does not know much about parenting ,, at first

✧ stared at his child like ???nani when you both changed their first diaper

✧ also had plenty of staring contests with his babies ,,, called it bonding

✧ was curious and tasted baby food once,,, immediately regretted it

✧ once put a volleyball next to his child, who attempted to bite it, and took it as a sign that they liked it

✧ after sum time n practice, his mind becomes split between “how to volleyball” and “how to dad”

✧ catch him in the kitchen wearing an apron and whipping up his kids’ favorite smiley face pancakes 😤😤

✧ has an amazing ability to get his kids to stop crying, does really simple things like give them their favorite toy or place a gentle hand on their hand or attend to their needs (mans can tell if they want food or needa poop) and they calm down immediately

✧ carried them on his shoulders once and now they never stop asking him for shoulder rides (not that he minds anyway)

✧ if theres two kids he can probs carry one on each shoulder cuz cmon ,,, have u seen this man

✧ always goes to every performance/game/event his child takes part in

✧ man smiles so soft™ when he goes to the 1st grade play and sees his kid’s name in the program next to their role as “townsperson b” (next year, they upgraded to “singing carrot” in a play about the food pyramid)

✧ if his kid ends up enjoying volleyball, he will teach them e v e r y t h i n g they need to know

✧ but is overall super supportive of anything else his child pursues and doesn’t push anything onto them, would rather let them choose what they want to do

✧ had n o idea what to do when his kid asked him about the birds n the bees asfghkl

✧ couldnt sleep one night thinking about it and just randomly asks you while yall laying in bed in the dARk like “so our child asked me how babies are made and I told them they came from watermelon seeds” (you: 👁️👄👁️ “come again”)

✧ you: *at the grocery store with your child*

✧ child: *hands you watermelon* “I want a little brother!”

✧ you: “haha of course honey” 👁️👄👁️ what do i do (*later to ushijima* “duhfojhguf we needa get another baby i promised our child a younger brother fohurof” ; ushi: “wat” ; you: “itS YOUR FAULT”)

✧ yall eventually tell them not every watermelon can produce babies only really special ones that are really hard to get fhuoefkfotfi theyre not ready for the truth

✧ another great daddee, we stan

atsumu

✧ knew parenting was stressful esp with bABieS but was like eh it cant be that bad right

✧ think again

✧ g o o d b y e  s l e e p

✧ develops phat bags under his eyes, responds with a weak “aha im fine just that parenting life and the kids ykNOW” whenever his teammates ask if he’s oKAY

✧ tried to tempt his kids to eat their mush baby food by trying it himself, nearly gagged but was able to say “eughh yuMM”

✧ loves to lift them high up in the air, even throws them up a little and nearly drops them (yall almost died from feAR but babie was having so much fun,,, yall agreed to be just a bit more careful)

✧ rlly bad at getting them to stop crying, gets very stressed when he’s exhausted every option he can think of then calls you over for some help/advice (you: *immediately calms them down* ; ratsumu: “how--”)

✧ calls up osamu a lot to ask him how to make food ,, then simps whenever his twin brother comes over and the kids are in love with this man and his cooking (”dad why cant you make stuff as yummy as this”)

✧ very affectionate with his kids, gives them lots of hugs and kisses on the forehead

✧ plays with them a lot! whether it’s sports, just dance, animal crossing, or UNO, yOU NAME IT WE PLAY IT

✧ also has no mercy when playing competitive video or board games,, has made them cry more than once LOL

✧ so sometimes he toned it down n let them win,, until his kids actually got better and DEMOLISH him every time

✧ is cool with his kids cursing, just as long as they don’t do it in front of their teachers LMAO

✧ plays innocent when he gets a call from school saying his kid was using ‘inappropriate language’ and is like “whaaat? my child? im not even sure where they learned that, maybe check if the other kids in class are saying those things, too--”

✧ reminisces how much nicer his kids were to him when they were younger and all the time they spent together,,, bc now that they reached their tEeNS they want alone time

✧ wants to be B) cool dad so he tries kinda hard, esp in front of their friends but his kid’s just like dad pls dofjrgjigtgro

✧ also very supportive of whatever his kids want to pursue and dedicates time to help them in whatever ways he can (whether that be to help them practice, make sure he can provide transportation, get them supplies, etc)

✧ always playfully competing with you to see who’s the “better” parent (you win by default)

✧ PROTECTIVE dad and will easily intimidate ANYONE who crosses his kids

✧ takes sum adjustment and mental resilience but daddee atsumu perseveres  😤 absolutely loves his kids and would do anything for them  

#haikyuu x reader #iwaizumi x reader #ushijima x reader #atsumu x reader #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu x you #haikyuu daddies #LOL #iwaizumi hajime #iwaizumi haijime x reader #ushijima wakatoshi x reader #ushijima wakatoshi #atsumu miya #ratsumu #atsumu miya x reader #haikyuu reader insert #requests

[izukult]

Okok awesome! 🖤🖤 I do have a wide variety in my music taste but artists most in my rotation are definitely Tyler the creator, Doja cat (streets?? Pls on rpt 🤤) and Arctic Monkeys, (pls don’t feel restrained by these artists tho !) very much chill vibes and driving late at night if that makes sense asjfkdkka. Personality wise I’m pretty awkward and fairly antisocial, very much ->🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️😨 but once you get to know me I’m pretty loud and a little much tbh 🤭 like my laugh is genuinely TOO loud lmaooo, and I would very much appreciate it with Kageyama if that’s not too much to ask 😳👉🏼👈🏼 thank you again 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

hello my love. if i hadn’t known you, i wouldn’t have done this any kind of justice. BUT STRAP YOUR ASS IN WIFEY YOU KNOW WHAT IT BE. @chubbybunny111

you and kageyama.

oh god you and kageyama would scare the fuck out of me as a couple. have you seen those memes like boy who doesn’t talk all too much 💖 girl who loud asf? you two. LMAOOO.

definitely you two make fun of each other. on the daily. but, he also grumbles little compliments to u all nervous like. i feel like he would very much like your hair?? like,, it’s so curly,, it’s so pretty,,,, do a fella a favor and let him play with it, yeah?

i’m just imaging you in your straight clothes from high school and him in a disgusting unwashed sweaty ass volleyball uniform😻😻 IM SORRY OK ANYWAY

you two share earbuds all the time. just sittin next to each other in moderate silence with tunes playing.

he is so bad at texting LMAOOO. you’d send an ironic emoji and he’s done for? he just stares at it. blankly. void of any emotion other than confusion.

“i’m sorry did you just send ‘🤕’ after telling me you love me?”

“hey, you’re crying. why are you using 😋 right now?”

i’m sorry for making fun of him but also i’m NOT THATS SO FUNNY.

now, don’t take what i said earlier wrong, he’s not just like oh yes quiet around you (that’s not his personality people need to be better🙄), but when you two are in public he’s not like really affectionate? unless he’s jealous because he is (infact) an insecure bitch, but whenever that happens it feels forced and awkward figure that out kags.

we see the way he acts with hinata like? if he’s comfortable with you he’s going to be loud as fuck there’s no denying it. yall get told to shut up like on the daily?

shares his milk with you😁 not his food tho

LMAOFJAOFJS IM SORRY BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THAT MANS RELATIONSHIP WITH EATING? you ain’t getting between that babe

anyway here’s a fucking playlist for your hot ass i am literally in love with you. i really like this playlist tbh :)

1. sometimes (backwood); gigi- starting off with my favorite song at the moment. this isn’t really completely a deep meaning with the lyrics thing, because this song is pretty sad? i think it’s so vibey. it’s so good. it’s just a gentle, quiet night with the windows open and a full moon. however, like i said he’s insecure and has overthought while listening to this song.

2. breezeblocks; alt-J- mostly just a banger, indeed. you’re driving (i would not trust him behind the wheel? ever?), the lights are super pretty, he’s looking at you from the passenger seat ‘discretely’. he doesn’t want you to go, so those lyrics are accurate, but he’s also not a murderer dw😁 he couldnt

3. i wanna be yours; arctic monkeys- PHEW. OKAY. OKAY JESUS CHRSIT. no because you don’t understand yall are in LOVE? like in LOVE. he probably kisses you for the first time while this shit playing. he also, by default, blushes EVERY TIME THIS SONG COMES ON. such a lil bitch baby🙄

4. sucker; jonas brothers- stop before you say anything this song is unironically so good. i? could imagine you like? terribly dancing to this i dunno. i feel like if you got tobio in the right mood he would jam to some music w you‼️

5. EARFQUAKE; tyler, the creator- i think kageyama was like the kind of guy who mentally was constantly like “i want a gIRLFRIEND FUCK🤬🤬🤬”, but lile also once it happens? svary as fuck. have we not talked about how he does not really like himself much (thinking ab him practicing his smile rn poor baby). so yea, bad self confidence & in love with you. this song. PLUS, it’s a banger.

6. streets; doja cat- you at him lmao. do i have to say anything else?

7. ivy; frank ocean- he would put this song on a playlist for you and then not tell you about the song or the playlist and still get nervous about how youd react lmaooo. however, yknow in movies when like the guy looks at the girl and the music swells? that but with an emo volleyball player and frank ocean

8. redbone; childish gambino- very chill vibes and driving late at night energy. this song plays while yall lay on like ur couch or smth and you’re messing with the ends of his hair and he’s playing videos on his phone with one hand and like kind of awkwardly nervously trying to hold ur hand with the other and he just does the pinky thing thAT WE WERE TALKIN BOUT LMAOO

9. cocoa butter kisses; chance the rapper- i feel like if you were to smoke, this is the song you’d get high to. i don’t have much reason other than that? i can just see this playing in the background as you two exist together

10. my kind of woman; mac demarco- man, you’re really driving him mad🙄 BUT‼️ I THINK? ITS ALRIGHT WITH HIM😳. he’s absolutely whipped and he didn’t even know he had the ABILITY. i feel like you like to prove people wrong, so here’s another instance.

11. casual; doja cat- i know everyone hates getting played, but you feel like you would take a LOTTA precautions to avoid that, including the whole walls up deal. you’re super upfront about it? you’re not like secretly testing the waters, you’re like ‘if ur fucking w me gtfo of my face lol’ but clearly you wouldn’t talk to kags like that (however he’d hurriedly say he’s not a little too loud)

12. afraid; the neighbourhood- ABSOLUTE TOBIO ENERGY (also oikawa energy, i think its so cute that we are married and the mfs we choose to love r rivals). but anywho, absolute MAD tobio energy. yes he also takes out his insecurities with anger don’t actually like he’s not gonna have to work on that lmao

13. sex on fire; kings of leon- arguably one of the best songs to ever exist. he would be like ?!😳 the first time he heard it and youd probably like flick him LMAOFJAODJ this is just a good jam song for you two. he would definitely sing this song with you, don’t care don’t care

14. scary love; the neighbourhood- i’m beginning to think the neighbourhood just has kageyama energy? remind me to look into that later. either way, i’m putting extreme emphasis on this song. this song is completely how he feels. this song is IT. he watches in anticipation as he “shows you it cos it’s a good song”. please just be nice to him (while also bullying him😁)

15. when you were young; the killers- you’ve made out to this song i’m so sorry. MAYBE THATS JUST BECAUSE I THINK THIS WOULD BE THE PERFECTTTTJRJEJTI SONG. god. good fucking music. equal mix of good song and the lyrics hitting

#haikyuu x reader #bunny :d #smh my wife #haikyuu playlists #ikigaitooru playlists #kageyama #kageyama tobio #kageyama playlist #tobio playlist #kageyama x reader #kageyama tobio x reader #kageyama tobio playlist #lol #kageyama hcs #kageyama fluff

[jamesvanriemsdyk]

it's loving my friends hours, folks

hi so. i hit 1.5k a bit ago and while i dont want to do a follow forever (did one for 1k, it took so fucking long), i do want to like. talk about my friends! because i love them. so here we go, time for emo hours here at james jamesvanriemsdyk dot tumblr dot com

to all of the people ive met and talked to in the past few months: i am so grateful to have met you. i am so grateful to be your friend, whether we talk every day or not, and it is such a huge fucking gift to know you and be known by you. i would give you all a little paragraph but then i would get out of control and this post would never end because i have a lot of fucking love in my heart okay??? i love yall a whole hell of a lot ( @goaliehugs​ @farfrombucky​ @andrewcogliano​ @couturriere​ @brockmcgrinn​ @boesersson​ @steadyfreddie​ @nicolasaube-kubel​ @alexvass​ @beauvilliers​ @girouxes​ )

to all the mutuals i see in my notifications a lot (and the ones i dont), the new followers and the old ones, all my super sweet anons, anyone who’s tagged a post with a lovely comment or who’s messaged me with sweet words: thank you. for just like - existing in the same timeline as me, and being wonderful, and choosing to be kind even though im a clown. i love you all a lot.

to @heckeyleague​ @iceburgh87​ and @assistantcaptainmitchmarner​ : im so grateful we still talk, if only every once in a while, and if only through streak snaps. it’s been, what, how many years? four? more? i look forward to snaps of your pets and the little glimpses of your lives i get every day. i love yall to pieces.

and here we go:

@fireworksatdawn​ : hi jayc. its, like, really hard to believe that ur essay comments on my fics led to this but - im really grateful. just, really fucking grateful. youre so kind and so loving and such a wonderful presence in my life and im so grateful that once c*vid has died down, we’ll, like. be able to see each other? fucking wild. thank you for all the fic convos and the tswift tiktoks, and the memes when im sad. i love you a ton, and im so, so glad you’re my friend. shoutout to philly as, like, a concept for giving me all the emotions i needed to write my heartbeat fics. (im still emotional about the fact that you tell me ‘its late for you, go to bed’ every time i stay up past 10pm. its the being known for me <3)

@pencilhoarders​ : my favorite flyers art witch. what an incredibly kind, talented soul you are. what a beautiful heart you have, really and truly. i love listening to you talk about your ideas and seeing your art process, and i love that your mind works like mine does, and that we really do understand each other. i love that you’re going after your dream and i know you’ll be incredible at whatever you decide to do post-grad - you’re simply too amazing not to be. thank you for sending me those anons about the canes what feels like forever ago; i am so fucking glad i get to call you my friend.

@majorpenalty​ : you are, without a doubt, one of my most favorite people ive ever met on this site. your life is fucking wild and you are so funny and kind and resilient, and i never want to not be your friend. i love losing my mind with you for five to eight hours on zoom, i love just being able to just exist with you even though we have half a country between us. you are so intelligent and strong and lovely, and you deserve every single good thing in the entire world. thank you also for sending me those wild ass anons, and for sending me all the videos of you singing trap bunny bubbles and tswift on snap (we have the yellow heart now uwu) and for just - being there and understanding. you are so brilliant and i cant fucking wait to watch you continue to grow and succeed. i love u so fuckin much.

@softgrantaire​ : hi, alex! kiss the cats and your baby for me and tell your husband i said hey. also, sorry in advance for how long and sappy this is about to be, because im already choked up thinking about it! so: i would not be the person i am today without you. its been a literal month since we became friends, but i literally have never felt more immediately loved or accepted by anyone in my life. you are, probably, the reason i felt comfortable enough to change my name in public; youre the first person i told i was deeply uncomfortable with my name and you changed it immediately, without fucking blinking, and i knew trans friends hit different, but i didnt realize how different it would hit til i met you. and its not just that, either, its the kindness and the trust and the mutual respect, and the pics and vids of jules and the cats all day, its being genuinely excited to see your name pop up on my phone screen, its the voice messages on my way home from work and its the sound of you laugh and the comfort that exists in the little space we’ve carved out for ourselves. i love being your friend, and i love that you’re my friend, and i want us to be that for a long, long time -  ill always be the nolpat to your g. i love you so fucking much, dude.

@codyglass​ : ngl, i typed your url and just like - froze, for a minute. because like. how do you talk about a friendship like this? how do you put it into words? how do you describe all of the laughter and the tears and the years we’ve had together? its the kindness for me, its the communication and comprehension for me, its the unconditional love for me. there isnt a place i feel safer than our friendship; there isnt a person on earth i love like i love you. thanks for all the late nights, all the massive fic concepts/outlines we’ll never write but always find solace in, for all the nolpats roasts, for all the hockey tears and all the real life tears too. for listening to folklore with me for the first time when it dropped, for understanding when i couldnt turn it off for weeks after, for getting the days i send you 30 messages in a row and the days i cant get out of bed. it’s so fucking insane that we’re friends, still - how fucking incredible is it that i met my best friend, who lives 1846 miles away from me, through fucking hockey of all things? youre the best gift life ever gave me, and its such a fucking blessing to be alive at the same time as you, much less to be your best friend. i love you to the moon and to saturn.

#aaaaand im crying lmao #follow forever #kinda? its loving my friends hours babey #j.txt

[starfleetakaashi]

hello, I wish you always have a beautiful day ♡, first i'm going to say i love how you write , and second sorry if my english is not understood very well, it is not my language :(, you can make the reader from the hufflepuff house, and kita shinsuke or tendou satori ( either one or the one you like ) (you can also choose their house ;) ) how would their relationship be, or also how they met , (thank you very much for reading, I hope you don't mind ) ♡

HIII ANON UR SO CUTE plus ur english is amazing🥺 anyway sorry this took me forever,,,, i literally have no excuse 😃 i would have done both kita and tendou but its been a while since i watched harry potter so i dont have as much knowledge on it as i hoped to but i hope u enjoyed this<3

harry potter au with tendou & a hufflepuff s/o:

my man tendou is a slytherin sorry i dont make the rules

ok like maybe he’d fit a different house better but from everything that i remember with hp then slytherin fits him more

anywaysss yall met in ur 3rd year during one of the many trips that hogwarts held during the year

yall didnt even interact much either u just bumped into him and he was like aww this cute lil hufflepuff!!! and ur like Ugh this mf slytherin,,,,,

u two got close in ur fourth year when he asked u to the winter ball and ur like ME??? and hes like yeah Y O U !!!!!

dont ask me why he asked u tendou told me to keep it a secret :P tendou told me ur absolutely gorgeous reader-chan

the ball turned out kinda bad for u bc u just werent feeling it so u left the ballroom while tendou was talking with his friends and he was like :((( but its ok toshi convinced him to chase after u

he found u at some random balcony and heres a lil secret he ran through the whole mf castle just to find you but u didnt hear that from me

when he found u he couldnt even say much

all he did was rub ur back in repeated circles and wrap his arm around your shoulder but that was more than enough to help u feel better🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

ANYWAYS that moment was cute u and tendou eventually started hanging out and started dating before summer started soooo

which brings us to where we are!!!!! its ur 7th and final year FINALLY

ngl when ur friends found out that u, a hufflepuff, are dating a slytherin, theyre like 😑😑😑😑 and ur cute ass self is like 😆😆😆

but u dont give a FUCK tendou is sexy sooo

ur relationship is also rlly pure like people would think that tendou corrupts u when in the end he supports nothing but consent and ur comfortableness if thats even a word???

u appreciate him to the CORE

hes in love with u and ur in love with him its a win win

FOREHEAD KISSES!!!! CHEEK KISSES!! HEAD KISSES!!! NOSE KISSES!!!! UGH

he loves hugging u from the back and resting his chin on ur shoulder

despite ur friends being a lil judgy at first theyre actually rlly fucking jealous bc who woulda thought that a slytherin with such a reputation like tendou’s be sooooo fucking sweet yk??

and last thing,,,,,,,

after ur graduation and everyone is taking pics with their families outside the hogwarts castle, tendou proposes in front of ur whole fam and friends

ofc u say yes ?????? ur mom/dad/guardian is literally sobbing and wailing and ur trying to calm them down but theyre just rlly emotional

u cant even say anything either bc ur just as emotional

tendou may be a piece of shit sometimes but everything else that he does makes it worthwhile :)

#haikyuu x reader #haikyuu headcanons #tendou x reader #tendou headcanons #tendou satori #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #haikyuu imagines #hq!! #requested

[dreamingofmilk]

I love love love everything that yall post and I saw that yall were taking requests! Would you please write a fic where Sam and Reader get drunk and accidentally get married and like, they lowkey have feelings for each other with fluff and smut please?

Thanks for the support Love!!! We appreciate it. We wrote up something for you and we hope you like it!!

You were always a cautious person.

Even as a child, you always made sure to make logical and sound decisions, ones that usually seemed boring to your peers. 

There was only one decision that you made that was irresponsible, your decision to become an Avenger. There were absolutely no logistics involved in that choice, but when you saw Falcon and Captain America save a school bus full of children from a band of evil aliens one day, you knew that was the path you needed to take. Your brain told you all along the way that it was dangerous and stupid and that you'd get yourself killed, but you couldnt shake the feeling that this was where you were meant to be. That feeling only got stronger when the Avengers agreed to have you join their team. You'd never forget the tight hug Sam gave you, his smile wide. 

"Good job Y/N. You're going to be great!"

You still get butterflies in your stomach just thinking about that moment. 

There was something about Sam that comforted you and made you uneasy at the same time. An awareness that you didn't have with anyone else on the team. You both got along great, he was your closest friend on the team and you both worked really well together. So well that you did most of your missions together. You both had a very easy chemistry while fighting. Like your bodies instinctively knew what the other was going to do.

So it was no surprise to anyone that the two of you were assigned to a mission in Vegas, busting an undercover crime ring on the strip. You always knew Sam was very good at his job, but it was amazing to watch him do espionage work. Everyone knew him as a loud, boisterous man, and he definitely was, but underneath all of that charm and humor was a genius. He always knew exactly how to twist a situation in his favor and the two of you made quick work of getting to the core of the organization and pulling out its heart, the infamous mob boss Tony Facinelli. He was an embarrassingly arrogant man, but watching Sam tear his confidence into pieces before he apprehended him was equal parts terrifying and fascinating. You would never think that a man capable of that kind of mindfuckery would also make dad jokes and laugh so hard he wheezed watching funny dog videos. It really opened your eyes to how amazing this man was. 

You both quickly cleaned everything up and tied up all of the loose ends and after spending 2 months undercover you were ready for a relaxed night in your hotel, but Sam had other plans. 

"Y/N! Another mission down. Can't beat the dream team baby!" He reached his arms around your shoulder and pulled you into his side, his head turning to give you a kiss on the side of your head. "You did a great job, just loosen up a bit during interrogation. You seemed more scared than Facinelli." 

You looked up at him and frowned, "You scarred that man for life and you didn't touch him once. That's some scary shit Wilson. What the hell are you?"

He shrugged nonchalantly, "It's just part of the job sometimes. I don't enjoy doing it, but it's effective in some cases." He shook his head slightly, "That's irrelevant though, I don't want to focus on any of that crap. We did good work and saved a bunch of people. We should celebrate! Let's get lit!"

You were shaking your head and trying to fight a smile, but his enthusiasm was infectious. You could never really say no to him. "Fine, but just a couple drinks and some dancing. That's all."

Sam practically vibrated with excitement. "Yes! I've always wanted to party in Vegas! Now I get to do it with my best girl!"

You rolled your eyes, but there was not much sting since you were smiling. "Let me go get ready, you idiot. I'll meet you in the lobby."

You took your time getting cute. Luckily this mission involved a lot of nightclub visits so you had several sexy dresses to choose from. You chose a blood red dress that hugged everything perfectly and showed just the right amount of boobs and legs. You pulled on some matching heels and added a red lip and smokey eye to finish everything off. You were bad as fuck! Maybe you'd be able to get some dick tonight! Lord knows it's been a while. You quickly grabbed your things and made your way downstairs.

When you stepped out of the elevator you almost passed out when you saw Sam. It didn't take a rocket scientist to see that the man was attractive, but dressed like this, he was irresistible. You made your way over, paying close attention to his eyes following you. 

When you reached him he grabbed your hand and took his sweet time looking over your outfit. "Damn Y/N! You look… fuck…” He took a deep breath “You look good! Give me a spin, let me get the full effect." He pulled your hand up and you spun slowly, filing away the groan you heard when your back was facing him.

"Thank you. Should be enough to catch some attention huh?" You grinned. 

He shook his head, "Nah, that's enough to catch some cuffs. Let's get out of here."

The taxi ride was short and pleasant. The two of you chatted about random things, cracking a few jokes. 

When you pulled up to the club you could hear the bass booming. The line was so long you couldn't see where it ended.

"We can just go back." You turned to Sam 

"Nope, I know the owner. Did a favor for him a while back. We'll get in no problem." Sam shook his head and grabbed your hand.

He walked right up to the bouncer and after saying his name you were let in. Sam walked you both immediately to the bar, catching the bartender's attention. "4 patron shots please, and two whiskey sours." Your favorite liquor, and your favorite drink. Once the bartender made them, Sam handed one to you and smirked. "Alright! Let's have a good time tonight Y/N!" You both took two shots each, and downed your mixed drinks, then made your way to the dance floor. You were ready to throw some ass, so you started looking around for a worthy taker, and once you spotted one you started to make your way over to him, but Sam grabbed your wrist and pulled you back. He leaned down and crooned into your ear, 

"Where are you running off to sweetheart?" 

You tilted your head in confusion, "To twerk?"

"There is no way in hell I'm not getting the first twerk." Sam grinned. 

You shrugged, "Fine with me." Inside you were freaking out. This was a dream come true! You assumed position, fully ready to blow his freaking mind. When the beat dropped, you put all of your energy into twerking. You twerked high, low and everything in between. You grinded and popped and clapped and showed out completely. And Sam took every bit of it with ease. You had to admit you were getting a bit turned on. His hands were unconsciously sliding up and down your hips as you danced. It made you want to be touched everywhere. 

After a few more songs you were tired, so Sam took you both back to the bar and you both got two more shots of Patron. He started to take his first one, but as he looked at you he paused and the grin that lit up his face was definitely up to no good. He sat the dring back down and pulled you close to him. 

He leaned down and whisper-yelled into your ear, "Let's do body shots Y/N." You both were definitely lit and you didn't hesitate at all. You nodded immediately. Sam's smirk grew wider. He pulled you completely into his embrace, and buried his face into your neck. "You smell so damn good Y/N. Makes me so fucking hard." You clenched your legs in response to combat the flood that just fell between your legs. You've never heard him speak like this, but you'd be damned if it was a huge turn on. 

You whimpered as he pulled back, but it was short-lived because he licked a long stripe along the side of your neck. You gasped and held onto his arms for balance. Sam snickered and sprinkled the salt on your neck. "There, now hold still Y/N." He bit the lime, tossed the shot of tequila before leaning down and sucking on your neck. You definitely couldn't fight the moan that left your mouth. He took his sweet time on your neck, licking, sucking, and biting. There was no way there was any salt left, but you had no intentions of stopping him. After a few immensely pleasurable moments he pulled back and licked his lips, his eyes twinkled with lust. "You're turn, Y/N"

You smiled and moved even closer to him. You splayed your hands across his chest and just relished the feeling of his muscles for a minute before you unbuttoned his shirt just enough to reach the center of his chest. Really it was the only place you could reach comfortably on this tall man. 

You pushed the fabric out of the way and flattened your tongue to lick right between his pecs. You sprinkled the salt and did the shot just like he did, not caring at all that it was backwards. He didn't let you play for very long on his chest though. You pouted when he pulled you back. He grabbed both sides of your face. 

"Y/N, look at me. I know we're both drunk right now, but I need you to really think about what's happening here. If this keeps going I'm gonna take care of that ass. Are you completely sure that's what you want?"

You were drunk, really drunk, but you were also very sure that you wanted Sam to crack your back. You looked into his eyes and nodded slowly. "Yes, I'm sure."

He nodded back, "Ok. Get up on the bar stool, baby." You wobbled for a second, but managed to get on the stool. Sam kneeled on the ground and grabbed your legs. He pulled them so you had no choice but to fall back on the stool, your back supported and your legs held up by him alone. You had a passing thought of you two being in public, but you couldn't bring yourself to care very much. Sam spread your legs on each of his shoulders, your dress hiking up to right below your butt. He took a soft bite of your inner thigh before he licked it and sprinkled the salt. Your eyes almost bugged out of your head. You always knew Wilson was fucking nasty! By the time he finished his shot you had absolutely no interest in taking another or staying in this club when you could be getting wrecked. You pulled him to eye level by his shirt and bit his earlobe before whispering. "Take me to bed, Wilson."

******************

You always prided yourself on having made only one illogical decision in your life, and now you've made several in one night. The rest of the night was a complete blur, you can only remember small bits, like the feeling of Sam on top of you, or the cab driver yelling at the two of you as you made out in the car.

But this? You had absolutely no memory of this. You looked down at your left hand again, the huge beautiful rock on your finger still shocking you just as much as it did when you woke up, hungover and smothered by your 'husband'. You wanted to pull your hair out. How could you be so stupid?! 

This was going to ruin everything between you two! There's no way Sam was going to want to be married to you. And you had to admit to yourself deep down that it was going to hurt like a bitch when he woke up and rejected it. You wrung your hands as you watched his still form on the bed. You would just have to keep a really good poker face, and hope he doesn't see through the cracks. 

He'd think you were absolutely batshit crazy if he knew you were ok, no happy, ecstatic to be married to him. On your end there have been feelings there since the beginning. Sam was a great guy, almost impossible not to fall in love with, and you weren’t immune to that. 

Your mind completely blanked as you heard him shuffle in the bed. He rose up and stretched, and you couldn't even look at him. Your stomach was in knots. 

He grunted, then paused, before you heard his footsteps coming toward you. Here we go, brace yourself for it. 

"What a wild night! How are you feeling Babygirl?"

You shrunk into yourself, "I've been better."

He tsked, "Well we can't have that. It's our honeymoon after all. Do you want some waffles?"

“What did you say?" Your head shot up so quick you almost gave yourself whiplash. 

His expression was clear, a touch of humor in his eyes. "Waffles?"

You frowned and rolled your eyes, "Before that Wilson."

"You made an honest man out of me and finally cuffed me."He raised his left hand and wiggled his fingers. 

"Wait, you're not mad?" You shook your head in confusion. 

He shook his head, "No, why would I be? It was kind of my idea."

You stood up and crossed your arms, confusion etched on your face. "I don't understand Sam. What the hell are you talking about?"

He smiled softly. "After our escapade at the bar," he smirked when you looked away in embarrassment, "we got back to the hotel and had some mind blowing sex, like, fucking amazing. You sure know how to work that smart ass mouth Mrs. Wilson. We talked for a while after and you told me you loved me." His voice got much softer and his smile grew wider. 

"I confessed my love for you too and said a joke about getting married by a fat Elvis since we were in Vegas and you practically demanded we do it. Had to lock down that good dick I guess. Though I’m not complaining cause that sex was something else." He was openly laughing by the time he finished speaking.

"And you listened to me?! We were drunk off our asses!" You frowned.

Sam nodded, "We were, and I tried to talk you out of it, several times in fact, but you shut all of that down and said you knew exactly what you were doing. Like I said, I already had feelings for you and at the time it made sense. We had a lovely chapel wedding with Samuel L Jackson, kinda looks like Fury if you think about it."

"Sam I swear to God if this is a joke to you…" You looked into his eyes.

He crossed the room faster than you could blink. "Don't even finish that. You know me Y/N. Would I ever play about something like this?" He grabbed both sides of your face. "I've been in love with you for over a year Y/N, and I felt like you felt something too, but you always seemed to be scared of it so I didn't push it. Last night was the first time I got to see into your mind and your heart. I know it's crazy, but I want to be married to you. I want to stay together. And I think you do too."

He was absolutely right. You got the same feeling you did when you decided to become an avenger around Sam. That feeling of fate. This was exactly where you were supposed to be, no matter how illogical the decision was.

You nodded, tears coming to your eyes, "I do want to stay together."

Sam pulled you into a tight hug, "Say it again Y/N."

"I do."

You remembered how soft his hands felt on your body, how you begged him to hold you and never let you go, and he agreed.

“I’ve always loved you Mr. Wilson.” You said wrapping your arms around Sam’s thick neck. “I just always felt like you were too good for me.” You bit your bottom lip and looked up at him through your eyelashes.

“I felt like you were too good for me Mrs. Wilson.” Sam says pointedly, he smiles proudly down at you. He’s genuinely happy he gets to call you his for the rest of his life. And you were beyond happy to have snatched up The Falcon. How many women dreamt of being married to this charismatic dreamboat of a man?

“I wonder how good you can make me feel. Again.” You smile and trail a teasing finger down his chest. The Vegas skyline was a sight to behold, but the man in front of you was something else and you both wanted to savor your first day together. Regardless of how many drinks the two of you had before and after the ceremony.

“Well I wouldn’t want to keep my lovely wife wondering. But let me show you I can make you feel sooooo good.” Sam smirked down at you, while sliding your dress sleeve further down your shoulder. You smiled quietly and took a step back running off quickly to seductively lie down on the bed.

“All talk Mr. Wilson. Mrs. Wilson wants to play.” Never before had you been so bold, the multitude of thoughts swirling around your head you had made you more vocal than before. Sam groans quietly and rushes to attack you, his heavy body feels perfect against your body. His lips feel so perfect against your, soft and intense, you never want this night to end. 

“Fuck babe, you're so perfect.” Sam pulled back to look down at you, his eyes held so much adoration for you. You couldn’t believe that all this time, all these missions the two of you could have been together. But you were together now and that’s what mattered.

“Sam.” You said pointedly. Your eyes filled with lust as you reached up to take off his shirt and start unbuttoning his pants. The leftover liquor in your system made your movements wobbly and unsteady, but you got the job done.

“Yes my love?” He answered steadily, his breathing became heavier as you placed chaste kisses up and down his naked torso.

“Please stop staring at what is now yours to stare at for the rest of your fucking life and fuck what is now yours to fuck for the rest of your fucking life.” You growled irritably, Sam seemed to be taking his sweet time for the first time all night and you had no time for it.

A switch clicked within Sam, he bent down to kiss and suck on your neck, just like the night before. He worked hard to leave marks on your neck. He watched you pant underneath him for a bit before he stood up. He removed his pants and motioned for you to move towards him. Once you were within his grasp, Sam ripped your dress. And before you could even open your mouth to complain, he had your ass perked in the air with your cheek firmly pressed into the mattress.

“One thing it’s best you learn about your husband soon, is that I go at my own pace, little one. Don’t rush me, or you get nothing.” You open your mouth to call his bluff, but he cuts you off already knowing what your smart mouth had to say. “This position you're in is enough for me to get off. I could easily just jerk off and go to sleep next to this pretty ass covered in my cum.” Sam smacks your ass hard. You bit out a moan. “Don’t tempt me with disrespect.” 

Disrespect was something that was always a big deal for Sam. Sure he joked around with you a lot, and he loved your sarcastic attitude. But one thing that Sam could not stand for was disrespect, he always said it was the traditional side of him.

You shivered and nodded, you wanted his hands on you more than anything else and right now you’d do anything to make that happen. Even if it meant being tortured in the worst possible way by your new husband. Sam pulled your lace panties to the side and watched the most intimate part of you. You gently wiggled your ass in front of him to entice and remind him that he could stare and touch.

The loudest moan left your lips as your body arched into Sam’s tongue. He attacked your pussy with ruthless kisses. His tongue delved into you with a ferocity. You cried out into ecstasy as Sam expertly worked your body, as if the two of you had been married for 200 years not 200 minutes.

“Fuck Sam!” You cried out as you climaxed onto his tongue. Sam smirked as he continued to taste you throughout your climax. You just knew you were so wet.

“That’s it babe, cum on my tongue.” Sam continued eating straight through your orgasm and right into another one. You shook in his hold as he tried to keep going into another one. With all your strength you roughly pushed him away, eyeing him warily as he chuckled behind you. With exhausted legs you fell onto the bed.  Sam climbed over you and smiled brightly down at you.

“Hope you’re not tapped out, love.”

You smiled and weakly reached up for him, relishing in his warmth when he leaned down in between your legs. “Never too tapped out for you babe.” Sam lined up at your entrance and slowly pushed in, giving you time to adjust. You flinched a couple of times the pinching pressure of his large dick fleeting and painful but worth it. Sam groaned loudly as he felt the warmness of you.

“Feels so good.” You smirked as you squeezed around him, your hand hot as you traced the outline of his muscles, Sam took your idleness as a sign to move.

Sam moved roughly each stroke better than the last, each stroke bringing you closer to climax. Sam buried his head in your neck, his ear open to hear the pleasured moans and sighs you let out. He paid attention to what you like and what you didn’t like. You couldn’t breathe, his strokes felt so good. 

Your mouth rounded out the silent O, when Sam snaked a few fingers between the two of you to rub on your clit. Your body arched into him as you cried out, your orgasm overtaking you. You wrapped your arms around his neck, admiring the beautiful ring on your finger.

“Shit babe.” You breathed out. Sam hit that spot again. You couldn’t help the orgasm that overcame you. Your legs shakily wrapped around him, his hips flexing over and over again, trying to bring you the most stimulation during your climax. You made one more reckless decision and voiced your wishes.

“Cum in me.” Sam stopped, his jaw clenched and his dick twitched within you. You pressed a soft kiss into his cheek, excited for how it might feel to be even more filled with him.

“You don’t know how badly I want to.” Sam pressed an urgent kiss on your lips, you smiled when he pulled back. “Butttttt I’d rather save that for another time. I know you have definitely skipped a few pills during our time here and I’m not yet ready to share you or your beautiful tits with anyone.” You pouted and he kissed your lips again. “Don’t worry, after debrief and a week of prepping for our next mission in two months, this weekend I’ll take you somewhere real tropical and fill you up.” Sam stroked a few more times and pulled out and came on your stomach. His warm load made you shiver. “You’ll be dripping from me.”

You shivered at the promise. 

**************

The next few days were a blast. You had the most fun you ever had in your life. You were excited but nervous to return to New York. The two of you held hands tightly in the elevator ride up in the Stark Tower, the rest of the team waiting for your return to detail your mission.

The two of you decided to tell the team in the most Wilson way possible and your heart was hammering in your chest, just waiting to see how they would respond.

You walk into the room and everyone greets you two with warm hugs. Steve and Bucky ecstatic to see their third man back, ideas of pranks and outings flowed excitedly between them. You watched them quietly after greeting everyone else yourself. You notice Bucky glance at Sam’s hand that’s moving around wildly as he talks.

Bucky’s metal arm snatches out to grab Sam’s hand. Sam smiles proudly, admiring his wedding band then peeking over at you, he sends you a quick wink.

“When did you have time to get married?” Steve questioned his eyes glancing at you two. His smile getting bigger than ever as he sees the ring on your finger.

“You finally did it?”Steve and Bucky clap Sam's back roughly. “You finally manned up instead of just talking about how beautiful she was.”

“Or how cool and sweet she is.” Bucky teased.

“I’m right here you guys.” You smile teasingly at your husband and his friends.

“How much you wanted to fuck the disrespect out of her.” Bucky whispered. Your jaw dropped as you stared at your husband in disbelief.

“Buck! Chill before I tell everyone what I think about Buck nasty.” Bucky blushed and turned away quickly, throwing a quick congratulations over his shoulder. Steve smiled warmly and hugged you both congratulating the two of you loud enough to draw attention to the group of you. 

Bottles popped and champagne was drunk. Everyone was happy that the mutual pining finally turned into something. 

Tony, Pepper, and Wanda showered you with happiness and cheers. Natasha admired your ring, and Thor sang wedding ballads from his own home. You couldn’t have been happier. 

You felt Sam wrap his arm around your waist pulling you closer and he whispered in your ear. 

“Thanks for making me the happiest man in the world Mrs. Wilson.” Sam places a chaste kiss below your ear. 

You rocked yourself happily in his arms. “Who knew an irresponsible drunk night in Vegas could have a happy ending?”

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[seungyounudes]

[11:33pm] u wipe away your fresh tears as you grap your phone to call bestfriend!Jaemin . He picks up after a few sec "y/n? Renjun shut up for a sec, y/n? Hello?" He said in an amused tone. "jaem?" u say

"y/n?? Are you crying? where are you???" he asked and his mood changed in less than one sec. He sounded worried. "Can u please come to my place" u ask as your voice got quieter with every word. "ofc!!! I'll be there in 5".

you luckily don't live that far away from each other which makes it easier for the both of you to see each other often, sometimes really spontaneous, like now. You throw your phone on your bed as you try to hold in your new tears. You wipe them away with the sleeve of your hoodie and lay back on your bed, under your blanket. You think back at your boyfriends-ex..boyfriends words

"i'm sorry, our relationship was a joke. like honestly, its over, i felt nothing bout u, bye" were jeno's last words. His statement about the picture u found of him kissing yeri. You failed in holding back your tears. How could he say it that easily?? How could he fucking cheat on you?? You gave him everything you have, all the love you could give, and thats what he gave back to you. So everytime he told you he loved you, he was faking?? Your relationship with him meant nothing to him? He actually made you feel like someone special and u felt confident everytime he said u were beautiful because u were sure he meant it. And now? u feel like the most ugly and unspecial thing in this existing world.

u heard the knock on your door before u go downstairs to open it. U see a worried jaemin standing right in front of you, and in the next second u felt his arms around u. U bury your face into his chest as he tightened his arms around u. "y/n what happend to you??? omfg are you ok??" he asked as he let go and cupped your face to wiped your tears

u have the best best friend ever

u let him go inside as u closed the door and went to your room with him. U two sit down on your bed before he puts an arm around your neck and u put your head on his shoulder. "he broke up with me." you said as u continue crying. He faced you and u could clearly see the shook in his face "nooo he did not. Are you kidding??" He replied. u shook your head and looked down. "He said i meant nothing to him.. he cheated with me with yeri" u add.

"oh my god that bastard. How- like? Tf??," He hugged you again and pulled you close. "I'm so so so so sorry, you deserve so much better y/n.. he's so disgusting i cant believe him" u didnt know what to say, you actually didnt want to say anything, you just needed someone to make you feel better, and jaemin was more than perfect for it. "Please stop crying he doesn't deserve your tears. U need to distract yourself!" He said after a few minutes

u pulled back and faced him. "what do you mean?" U ask him with your tired voice while wiping away you tears again. "U should stop thinking bout him, eventhough i know its hard..," he said as he looked down for a sec and then back at you "u know what? come outside with me" he said out of nowhere "wait what?," You asked confused "but i'm not ready- like i- my hair and my clothes-" you said but he cut you off "i dont care, its late, nobody's outside, i'll wait downstaires. put on something and come out with me." He said

"but?? Where are we going?" U asked and couldnt hold back a small smile. "you'll see, now come on, don't waste time" he said before he stood up and went downstairs. So u you did what he said and changed real quick and went downstairs after him. you put on your shoes and went to his car. He held the door open for you and you chuckled and went inside. He closes the door after you and sit down on the driver's seat as well. He started driving you somewhere.. u still had no idea where he was going. "connect your phone with the car and put on some music!" He said as he smiled at you.

"okay" u said quietly and smiled back softly as u put on some r&b stuff. "Naah that's boring, come on, put on some cool stuff!" He said as he giggled and stealed your phone to choose a different song. "Hey! Gimme back my phone! I'm not in the mood for happy songs idiot!" U said and couldnt hold back your smile. He clicked on your "🤩🤩" playlist and put on "kick it" by nct 127. You facepalmed yourself and laughed so he started laughing as well

he started jamming to the song and u couldnt help yourself but starting to sing/rap along with him. you both sang- screamed and kinda danced to the songs u listened to for the rest of the time. U felt the music and the atmosphere so hard, u actually forgot about jeno.

after a few minutes, you saw a mc'donalds. You looked at jaemin with a smile and your "wait-are-you-kidding" look. He just smiled and winked at you. "Oh my god i can't believe you" u said and chuckled. "Hey, but imma genius tho" he replied "true" u said and continued laughing

he drove to the drive thru area "what do u want? A menu?" He asked "wait what NO. i'm not even hungry actually.." u replied "Shut up, u want a menu???" He asked again "nO. u really dont have to pay for me jaem."

"now stfu and tell me what u want because we're the next to order" he said again so u gave up and told hin u want a mc'frappé and fries. So he ordered for you and he bought the same for him as well.

after you got your food yall continued driving somewhere, and ofc continued jamming to the songs. After a while, u realized he wasn't driving anywhere, he was just taking you to a late night drive. wow. cute.

u smiled at him, and thats how you both chilled in his car the whole night with mc'donalds and fancy ass music and talked about 283728 topics.

-

"btw, were you free when i called you? sounded like u had renjun over?" you asked after a while

"oh yeah, we were hanging at my place and i left him alone so he probably has the time of his life now, because i have lots of ramen at home" he answered.

#nct imagines #nct scenarios #nct fluff #nct dream #nct dream scenarios #jaemin #na jaemin #jaemin scenarios #jaemin imagines #jaemin fanfic #jaemin fluff #jaemin fanfiction #jeno fanfic #bestfriend!jaemin

[livinginalandfill]

Shuffle Challenge by @bakersimmer

Tagged by @wabadebadooblr

RULES:

Turn on Shuffle

Choose random phrases from 4 different songs

You can skip a song if there are no words

Then create 4 ss based on the lyrics of those 4 songs

MY SONGS:

Yeah Boy and Doll Face by Pierce The Veil

“Are we losing or beginning To try a new life without you The moment, that’s where I Kill the conversation Wrap this upWith a lie that I’m enjoying every minute with myself”

Astronaut (Something About Your Love) by Mansionair

“Right now, I’m feeling like a astronaut I fade into the thought of coming back to you And maybe I should forget this town Then maybe I could get out”

Greatest Shit Ever by Spose

“You couldn’t kill my vibe if you tried, bitch, there ain’t no way (it’s the greatest shit ever) I got some beers in the fridge plus a little money in my jeans (it’s the greatest shit) I got a call from your mom and she told me that she wish she had me (it’s the greatest shit ever)” Main Agar Kahoon/ If I Say by  Sonu Nigam and Shreya Ghoshal

This is originally in Hindi, but ya girl translated it. 

“I say that you’re my soulmate Are you an angel from heaven or a fairy This praise is just nothing compared to the whole truth”

Okay, can I just say wow. This took me forever to do. This was a multi-day process. First of all, I have no creative bone in my body rn. So finding ideas on how I interpret the lyrics was nearly impossible. Hence, why I went so literal with it. Either way, I went down some niche rabbit holes while looking for cc for these that I would have never go towards which was hella cool. 

I will say when I was shuffling, If I couldnt think of an idea in 10 minutes, I found a new song because no inspiration was hitting me. 

Also I’m really proud of my edits, obviously my Indian angel one. 

I nomiante @pineysims, @pleejirism, @obliviatear, @dustyflowers, @lunesim

If yall dont wanna do it, its chill. 

–

Im not putting a cc list, if you want a certain thing feel free to ask. Im WCIF friendly. But I have a feeling people are going to ask about the wings by @lunar-nelfean

#shuffle challenge #sims4 #thesims4 #sims4edit #thesims4edit #sims4 edit #thesims4 edit #wcif friendly #myedit #challenge #shellychallenge

[chikkou]

oh man i just realized i never told yall what happened the other day. buckle in everyone this is abt to be a fucking ride

so, do yall remember the literary journal i worked on? the one that my art & short story got accepted to a few months ago? well, it finally got published a few days ago, and i was SO excited to see my art in a REAL BOOK and see my name in there as a contributor!! i was honestly ecstatic all day and really just on cloud nine, i kept opening the book just to look at it osdufj

then i made the unfortunate mistake of eating lunch with two of my friends and mentioning it, and while one of them was away from the table i showed the other one my painting, and yall know what he said? he took one fucking look at it and said, “you know, your painting really isnt up to the same level of quality as the other pictures in here”

yall... i just about took his fucking head off. i couldnt believe that he would ever say something like that because who says that to a friend?? ever?? i was so shocked that i just said something about it being a digital painting and how the other editors mustve really liked it bc they accepted it not knowing that it was mine AND while i wasnt in the room. 

like, i cannot stress enough that there was NO conflict of interest whatsoever in their choosing it for the book. no one knew it was mine until we were organizing all our accepted submissions and i finally told them. they werent giving me any pity or nepotism - they just fucking liked it.

i was so fucking upset that he said that that just straight up left. i had work that day and i didnt even go, i just went straight home and played video games all day just to get it off my mind. its been a few days so im not as upset abt it now as i was then, but like... i genuinely CANNOT believe he just said that like that was an acceptable response to your friend being happy about being published! i still barely know what to do about it. ive just been avoiding him cause im kind of worried that i might straight up physically attack him if i see him in person siaodfj

#dark lord saltine #im STILL aghast at this. this week really has been a goddamn nightmare and a half