#tom papa

[sherimoonzombie]

How time flies!

🎬It's been 1️⃣3️⃣ years (Sept 12, 2009) since The Haunted World of El Superbeasto burst onto the screens!🎬

#rob zombie #sheri moon zombie #tom papa #the haunted world of el superbeasto #on this day #rob zombie movies

[ahb-writes]

[ID: Stand-up comedian Tom Papa, from his 2022 stand-up special, "What a Day," says: "They say these are very exciting times. They are. Some people say scary times. I disagree. I think these are very exciting times. When they're changing all the rules, we can do anything we want now. I say, let's kidnap some billionaires. Why not? We've got a lot of problems. Five guys have all the money. Let's go get 'em. Who's gonna stop us?" /end ID]

#tom papa #comedy writing #eat the rich #kidnap some billionaires #billionaires #comedy #humor #changing all the rules #what a day #exciting times #scary times #coming to get you #election day

[camyfilms]

AIR 2023

A shoe is just a shoe until someone steps into it.

#air #2023 #matt damon #ben affleck #jason bateman #marlon wayans #chris messina #chris tucker #viola davis #matthew maher #julius tennon #tom papa #joel gretsch

[ad-j]

WATCHLIST 2022: Bee Movie

#movie watchlist #bee movie #jerry seinfeld #renee zellweger #patrick warburton #ray liotta #chris rock #john goodman #matthew broderick #kathy bates #megan mullally #sting #rip torn #larry miller #oprah winfrey #tom papa #larry king

[bschoo]

#feeling normal #tom papa #Instagram

[bring-the-funny]

#comedy #standup comedy #Tom papa #funny

[boomgers]

¿Por qué los hombres tienen la culpa de todo?… “Tom Papa: What A Day!”

El comediante Tom Papa regresa a Netflix para su segundo especial de una hora, con su característico estilo hilarante y positivo, Tom habla sobre lo bueno y lo malo de la crianza de los hijos, su dependencia de la tecnología moderna, la adopción de su perrito y la evolución de su matrimonio.

Estreno: 13 de diciembre de 2022 en Netflix.

En este especial, el cómico, autor, conductor de pódcast y panadero, opina sin tapujos de todo: desde las contraseñas hasta la paternidad.

#Tom Papa: What A Day! #Tom Papa #Stand Ups #Netflix

[asmallexperiment]

Weird Facts: Part 1

So, Rob Zombie is famous as a musician and writer/actor/director, right? Not famous famous, but certainly as a contributor to the cultural landscape for the last 30 years or so. All of it, basically, is some combination of horror influence and some variant of hard rock/heavy metal.

As a director, similarly, he's done horror films and musical videos. With one exception? That exception? Tom Papa: Live in New York.

#rob zombie #tom papa #live in new york #just watch the intro and the credits #weird facts

[nabwastaken]

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#starkid #hatchetverse #team starkid #hatchetfield universe #wilbur cross #miss holloway #emma perkins #paul matthews #ruth fleming #ted spankoffski #peter spankoffski #homeless man #charlotte sweetly #richie lipshitz #tom houston #becky barnes #dan reynolds #donna daggit #<- you know I had to fit a dangit related one in here #proud papa ed #peanuts the hatchetfield pocket squirrel #dan and donna my beloveds #dangit hatchetfield #nora hatchetfield #nora beanie #lex foster #spies are forever #agent curt mega #owen carvour #<- because you know I had to make you guys sad with the last one

[pollyna]

So, hear me out. Bradley knows about the Iceman but doesn't know him.

He's the friend Uncle Mav takes for important dinners once in a blue moon, and Bradley feels awkward around him because the man is tall, even if not the tallest man in his young life, and even if his mom tells him to go say hi, he hides behind Mav's leg and spends most of the night looking out at this man like he is some sort of mythical creature who not only knew his dad, Nick, but flew with him too. There's a picture in moma's bedroom of the five of them: moma, dad, uncle Mav, uncle Slider, and the Iceman.

Iceman is the man that Bradley hates a little bit because when he ships out, Uncle Slider wakes up at actual dawn, and Bradley can never get back to sleep because then his mom gets up too, and Uncle Mav really really tries to walk around on his tips when he comes through the door with him, but Bradley is awake. And it's too soon for him. So he has the right to hate him a little bit because of that.

In the years to come, the Iceman is going to be a voice over the phone, a sporadic presence over their table, and the person who will make Uncle Slider, who he calls Papa these days, cry like a baby the day he and his mom got married. And he's going to be the person with whom Uncle Mav sometimes disappears for weeks at a time, sometimes even months, coming back generally more tanned and happy than Bradley can remember him even being. He is the man who sends letters and postcards that his mom pins on the fridge and the man who makes his Papa leave the house at 2 am because his plane had been shot down and nobody knows shit about what happened. He's the man who forces him to wear his suit because of the medals and all that, and he has to go, especially if they are in the afternoon. (It's that Iceman forces him in the suits, nope, that's all his mom's work).

So yeah, he knows of the man, but he knows very little of him, and maybe he spent about twenty hours in his presence and company in his sixteen years of life. Then, during a party, some of his classmates ask if his uncle Mav is single because her aunt is interested in him, and Bradley doesn't know how to answer. When he asks his mom that same afternoon about Mav's love life, she shrugs and says, "He has someone, baby goose, had for a long time," and that's all he gets out of her, besides a single long look at the photo of Mav and the Iceman.

Something happens in the two years he and uncle Mav don't talk because something stupid Bradley said and something equally stupid Mav answered, and Mav writes to him a lot—letters, mail, and even a wedding invitation he sees five months later because he was away for his training and didn't switch postal codes. He doesn't open it because he's still angry with him, and his mom is so fucking disappointed with Bradley because "he got married and you weren't there". This thing hunts him for a long while, until he doesn't see Mav by chance when he gets assigned to Top Gun for the first time. He's wearing his wedding band, and he smiles sadly at him before saluting a superior and disappearing in the crowds, talking away with the base commander.

(It takes another half a year before they reconcile, but Mav doesn't talk about his spouse, and Bradley doesn't ask. He hears, thanks to the gossip vines, that the Iceman is getting his second star, and his mom talks, with Papa about his white hair and how distinguished he looked, during a barbecue the week before. Papa laughs and says, "Yeah, I'm sure he thinks exactly the same.")

But then he gets to know the Iceman, and not only of him after the mission, after he and Mav almost died, the man himself, with four stars on his shoulders and enough commandments on his chest to make the jacket look really heavy to wear, came to salute them on the bridge, shaking hands with every pilto and exchanging a couple of words with Mav himself. They are back on the land, Mav is sleeping in the back of the Bronco when they arrive home, and Carole and Ron are already at the front door waiting for him, talking with a guy sitting on the patio swing.

"Hey Mav, we are here," he says, gently shocking the man.

It almost happens all too fast, considering Uncle Mav is injured, and he's limping because his ankle is in a cast. He wakes up and looks around like he doesn't know where he is, but then his eyes focus on the figure who's looking back at him and who's getting up and walking towards them. And oh god, the Iceman is there, the fucking Admiral is in his backyard, and he's walking towards his car, but his eyes are on the person behind him, who's trying to get out of the car without killing himself.

"Kazansky, fancy finding you here," Mav starts, straddling himself against the Bronco.

"I was in the neighbourhood, so I thought to come by and say hi," he says, all serious but with a smile trying to creep on his features.

"Always a pleasure to see you, Admiral," Mav answers, already taking a step towards him.

"It is always a pleasure to know you are alive, Captain," he said, closing the distance between them, taking his face between his hands, and kissing him slowly.

"Fuck Pete, Jesus Christ, baby, I'm so happy you're home," he murmurs, and Bradley knows he shouldn't be hearing this because it's private and not for his ears. So he slips out of the car, as silently as he can and walks towards his mama and papa who engulf him in the biggest, warmest hug he has received in a little while.

He doesn't know how long they spend like that, hugging each other and not really talking because Bradley is getting all the comfort he needs by only being there, until Mav pats him on the back and says, "Hey B, I want to introduce you to someone."

And Admiral Kazansky smiles at him, not in the polite way he got accustomed to seeing him smile, but in a warmer, more familiar way: "Hi, I don't think you really remember about me, I'm Tom, Pete's husband."

So, at the end of the day, he knows of the Iceman, because of gossip, and knows a little about him because his mom and papa talk a lot about him, but he can say he personally knows Tom Kazansky, the man who married his uncle Pete and who sits in front of him every time they come over for dinner.

#bradley rooster bradshaw #tom iceman kazansky #he doesn't know the man until he does even if he is know a full adult #carole bradshaw lives #past! slooserole #carole x slider #ice x mav #icemav #slider as papa #idk if i had to tag something else or not???

[enigma-the-mysterious]

Porthos: Fuck, I don’t feel good... Captain, can I be excused?

Treville: It's 'may'

Aramis, hunched over the table, sleep-deprived: No, it’s July

Athos, hungover: I thought it was Monday

#incorrect quotes #the musketeers #bbc musketeers #lol #aramis #porthos #athos #captain treville #papa treville #jean treville #treville #santiago cabrera #tom burke #howard charles #porthos du vallon #hugo speer #the three musketeers #musketeers #alexandre dumas #original post

[5ummit]

Who’s winning? I think they stopped keeping score a while ago.

#top gun #top gun maverick #cymav #pete maverick mitchell #beau cyclone simpson #tom cruise #jon hamm #my edit #filmedit #dailyflicks #userrobin #usersavana #usercallie #userleo #usergina #I mostly just made this one for me #because I love this shot and I love THEM #proud dagger mama and papa #you would not BELIEVE the photoshop magic I had to work to remove the yellow cast and make this look decent

[kwistowee]

JON BERNTHAL and TOM HOLLAND | PILGRIMAGE (2017)

#jonbernthaledit #jon bernthal #tomhollandedit #tom holland #pilgrimage #periodedit #the mute #brother diarmuid #darlingshane #lucy-sky #papa-evershed #bernthalized #chelseasdagger #stephibee #chellestrash #userbbelcher #cinemapix #filmedit #moviegifs #my*gifs #userfilm #chewieblog #filmgifs #dailyflicks #userthing #so it's been a year... finally finishing this movie #ugh cowardly mr. monk man trying to guilt trip him into going to his death #and instead he goes to save the boy

[cxmembert]

lock them in a room together. what will happen?

#the band ghost #ghost the band #ghost band #papa emeritus 3 #papa terzo #loki series #loki show #loki #crowley #good omens #tobias forge #tom hiddleston #david tennant

[an-eternal-state-of-simping]

Val Kilmer himself said that he headcanons Ice having a dad that is never really proud of him. And we all know Val has the final say in everything, so it’s HEADCANON TIME MFS:

Slider picks up on this dynamic and boom, Ice has a new dad. Papa Slider (like anyone else’s with a pair of eyes and functioning brain cells) picks up on that sweet sweet IceMav tension.

So the whole of Top Gun is Slider trying to shovel talk Maverick, Maverick being an oblivious twink until the end, and Iceman trying to date said oblivious twink by pulling his pigtails like an elementary school kid.

Bonus: Slider walks Ice down the aisle during the IceMav wedding and does the little

To Mav, cause everyone’s a dramatic bitch in this household.

#I’m a firm believer in papa slider #top gun #icemav #iceman #maverick #iceman x maverick #pete maverick mitchell #top gun humor #tom kazansky #tom iceman kazansky #top gun headcanons #ron slider kerner

[lyralu91]

I owe you BIG time @potter-solomons ❤️ This picture is FIRE and sex and bear and raven and Tom and James and the need for new knickers. And YESSS, fellow Taboo fans who might have seen my "ring theory post", that IS the raven/sankofa ring he wore in Taboo!!

#tom hardy #facepuller #papa bear #nimble raven #you knock me out #james delaney #james keziah delaney #taboobbc #taboofx #ao3 fanfic #fanfic theory