#tommy will BITE you for calling george bland

[literaphobe]

idk man like y’all need to stop making ‘george is the most bland and boring person ever <3’ posts not because it’s upsetting to me but because ur actually spitting in the face of tommyinnit himself and quite frankly he might hunt you down if he found out. maybe you’ve never had to hang out with georgenotfound but tommy literally can’t bring him anywhere and yet has been in public with him on multiple occasions. the man is a menace and an absolute wild card. be afraid

#text #like do u think ur being so special and quirky for takes like that? #bro GEORGE calls himself boring #he doesn’t care #tommy held an entire ted talk today because he was offended that george would ever think otherwise #im sorry if u think tommy is funny n then u have to believe him when he says george is entertaining as all hell #because its true!!!! #the funniest people in this world are those who Very Obviously funny people find hilarious/love to be around #tommy will BITE you for calling george bland #like congrats on being the 483848th person in a row to make some ‘i think george is nothing special!’ post in a bid for notes #are u happy? did u get ur baity ‘hit post’? #do u want a cookie? #georgenotfound #tommyinnit #mcyt #like why are you making a post to shit on one white man to uplift another white man? #that cancels it out pal