#tone humorous

[elgaberino-mcoc]

spreadsheet cleanup SPIDER-HAM

It skews the numbers when I don't clean up spreadsheet entries already on @MCOCwishlist or in @MarvelChampions. 

~225 comics [ComicVine 234; Fandom I count* 217] 27 variants 9 other games movie & TV

Before his MCOC debut, his Wishlist spot was 100% merited

- Other Gabe

Spider-Ham’s record with us (mostly before he was added to MCOC)

Visit Spider-Ham’s official Ch “Ham”-pion Spotlight

Notes

*Marvel.Fandom.com does not have a page dedicated—separately from other Peter Parkers—to all the variants of Peter Porker. The Fandom Peter Porker page just has a link to Peter Parker. This is understandable: Peter Porker variants are just the realities in which Peter Parker is a pig. But it meant manually finding all the pig versions of Peter Parker from Peter’s Fandom page, recording the number of appearances of each, and adding them up. So there’s no way to link to one page from which I got the cited number.

#Peter Porker #Earth 8311 Larval Earth #anthropomorphism #swine #Spiderverse Hero #spiderverse #Peter Parker #Spider-Man: Into the Spider Verse #champion obscurity #obscurity check #series Other Gabe's spreadsheet cleanup Fall 2022 #tone humorous #Spider-Geddon #Spider-Ham #Spider-Man #Spider-Men

[leafsfromthevine]

y'all better be so fuckin fr with me rn

#bro they KNOWWWWWW zukka will hook us they know #i appreciate their bromance and find great humor in this bit #so the tone of my post is mostly /pos with a hint of please let us live #dallas and ian y'all do NOT play with MY zukka #y'all better do my boys right #that's MY queer projected relationship #dallas liu #ian ousley #atla live action #zukka #leaf op

[turtleblogatlast]

Imo the most impressive thing Leo’s done is hold this pose for as long as he did while covered head to toe in gold paint:

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #if you’ve ever had to wear body paint that stuff can be UNCOMFORTABLE #AND to hold that pose for so long - not moving a muscle even when they first started falling? #as humorous as this is it is no joke highly impressive #I also love the implication that they disguised Leo SO FAST that Big Mama JUST finished with item 1 #this is why Leo grows to become the worlds greatest ninja #bro’s dedication to subterfuge is godly #also #Leo 🤝 Mario: being painted gold and tricking the villainess into thinking you’re a statue #side note but in this same episode leo makes a comment about being betrayed by his brothers all the time in a happy tone #and I wonder if that’s part of where his love for epic betrayals comes from #or if his bros partially did those betrayals because they know he likes them #also also #nearly all of Leo’s absolute best moments are contained within episodes that feature either Hueso or especially Big Mama #and I find that interesting #ALSO also also #Karai and Big Mama both embody different aspects of Leo’s key character traits and in this essay I will- #side note but as I mentioned in the notes LEO WOULD BE SUCH A GOOD CHEERLEADER AND SPECIFICALLY A FLYER #bc here’s the thing he has literally all the marks of a good one - the main one being what he shows HERE #the ability to LOCK HIS POSITION #plus his affinity for showmanship like #AND his literal JOB AS A MASCOT??? #let my guy be a cheerleader plz #he and Mikey both would be so good at it

[greenteacryptid]

The world became crueller the day we started replacing warmtoned lights with cooltoned ones in public places

#cool tones #warm tones #shitpost #haha funny #chaoscore #cryptidcore #gremlincore #crowcore #autistic #autism humor #sensory overstimulation #my eyes burn #flourescent lights #send help #light sensitivity

[thedreemer-artrequestsopen]

IM SICK AND TIREF OF THIS NOT BEING A VIRAL MEME ALREADY

Nooo😞😥No❗️🥺 Chucky🔪💫🧚 you’re a ✨🪳🧚Cockroach🦄😫 You Always Come back ❗️❗️😫😫

#chucky series #chucky #charles lee ray #tiffany valentine #jennifer tilly #echolalia #i keep repeating this #Meme #i cant get it out of my head #The sincerity in her tone #cockroaches #i always come back #he William on my afton till I Charles Lee ray #bride of chucky #chucky syfy #memes #funny memes #best memes #humor #funny #lol

[misforgotten2]

If you think this is a miracle just you wait!

People Weekly   December  30th 1974

#vintage ad #vintage ads #advertising #advertisment #1974 #bell telephone #telephone #touch tone #future #1970s #1970s ad #1970's #1970's ad #funny #humor #humour

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Sollux: why do you have three laptop2?

Karkat: I DON’T.

Sollux: there’2 more?

Karkat: NO, THESE THREE LAPTOPS ARE, IN FACT, ONE COMPUTER.

Sollux: how 2o?

Karkat: ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE CONCEPT OF THE CLUSTER?

Sollux: I fiix computer2 for a liiviing, karkat. ii have more tech certiifiicatiion2 than you have teeth. ii a22ure you, ii’m quiite famiiliiar wiith the concept of the clu2ter.

Karkat: ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE CONCEPT OF A CLUSTER THAT WON’T WORK UNLESS ALL THE MEMBER COMPUTERS ARE TURNED ON SIMULTANEOUSLY?

Sollux: okay, 2ee, that’2 le22 of a clu2ter and more of a clu2terfuck.

#submission #source: leftover soup #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #sollux captor #karkat vantas #mod terezi #i'd add some witty humor tags but i had to edit these to have karkat's quirk and honestly #a calm normal even toned karkat is such a cursed idea

[kostektyw]

"does it count as Major Character Death if it's Danny" no. it does not.

unless he's dying all the way, or at least turning into a full ghost, it is not MCD.

Major Character Death is a tag that means serious business, and Danny, frankly, is half-assing it :/

#warning: this post has a humorous tone #...but maybe a little honesty as well #he gotta do better next time and the council can consider allowing him access to the tag again #kostek original #danny phantom

[botlabyrinth]

the percy jackson tv show is actually great when there isn’t a little shit in your ear telling you it’s not “book accurate”

#it’s book accurate enough FOR ME #god can we just try to enjoy something for once #it’s an ADAPTATION. it is not gonna be copy and pasted from the books #but they have the tone and the humor and the CHARACTERS and the themes right #isn’t that what really matters? #and some of yall are acting like they changed the entire plot when really it’s just small changes that service the tv format #and deepen character relationships and interactions #seeing book fans say the movies are better is the most absurd thing i’ve heard in my life… like did we watch the same movies #every single thing the show does wrong is still light years better than every single thing the movies got right #can’t we just enjoy that please #can you tell i’m sick of the nitpicking😭 #anyways maybe try to have fun for once in ur life idk #also ur allowed to have constructive criticism that’s so valid. or criticism at all #ofc u should critique the media u enjoy #but saying it’s not a good adaptation is kinda crazy to me idk #when it’s so clear how much thought was put in by the creators and cast to get it right this time #pjo tv #pjo tv show #pjotv #percy jackson #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo spoilers #percy jackon and the olympians #ruch rambles #sorry to hide all that in the tags but it feels very angry and i don’t want to be mean😭 i have the crit tag filtered for a reason lol #i’m choosing joy #but i just wanted to put these thoughts out there

[sp0o0kylights]

One of these days I really am gonna go through this and do a kill count for each character I s2g.

El just fucking murders the shit out of four Russians in the mall via a car she throws. The Scoops Troop look at their bloody, mangled bodies for a moment and then Dustin trots over to hug El, laughing and says;

"You threw that thing like a Hot Wheel!"

Like the lot of them are so used to death and destruction. I worked for a hospital for a hot minute in the pandemic (without doxxing myself my specific city had some other Historic Things going on at the same time that made things Kinda Tense) and this was 100% the humor we all used to deal with it once you got desensitized to the crazy.

#I was going to use examples of when I used such humor but its all VERY much black humor lol #but like #at the same time most of us had to go on anxiety/depression meds #and a lot of us have like severe PTSD even now #obviously from a film perspective we the audience want a funny not a serious bc the tone of this show goes back and forth and thats the rea #reason Dustin says that #but like fuck that shit lets go see what we can use this for in fandom #ANGST AHOY

[elgaberino-mcoc]

spreadsheet cleanup subseries: wishlist requests MADCAP

The request

If you count the times he was in his own body, he doesn't statistically merit Wishlist

But he (borderline) does if you add the 84 comics and 1 video game in which he was a white caption box voice in Deadpool's head 🤷‍♂️ 

- Other Gabe

#Madcap #Deadpool rogue #Captain America rogue #insane #sanity #drugs #indestructible #Regeneration #Pain Immune #A.I.M. science #mcoc class science #villain #bubbles #folded boots #tournament fodder #series Other Gabe's spreadsheet cleanup Winter 2023 #series wishlist requests #medium priority #tone humorous #RCmcocwishlist

[hitlikehammers]

stupid superpower

rating: teen tags: humor, brotherly ribbing, Dustin has a ✨stupid superpower✨, Dustin continues to have issues with his tone ✨for @slashify at my BIRTHDAY MONTH PROMPT FEST for the prompt: Character Has Powers (requested to be Dustin)

“Look, see!” Dustin points at the mat he’s laid out on the coffee table in Steve’s living room. “This is why Dart was so easy, it makes so much sense now.”

He turns to them with the biggest grin that’s getting a little less gummy by the week, now, but…he looks so proud, is the thing.

And it is painful. The pride. What it’s for.

The way they’re gonna have to probably dash it.

“I,” Steve squints at the setup, start to finish, empty cans framing the perimeter before he sighs: “I am not seeing anything, man.”

“No,” Dustin’s voice goes pitchy, really, he should have outgrown that by now, s’looking like it’s a permanent trait, yeesh; “look.”

And he points with such…some superiority, such imperiousness, like…okay, so maybe it’s the least painful of the list, when they have to dash all that pride. Kid’s gotta fucking learn some humility, man. Like, sooner rather than later.

“I told you I could communicate with them!” Dustin pulls off his cap and throws it to the couch, triumphant. Steve watches the mat for a few more seconds before he straights up, cocks his hip and crosses his arms.

“You’re telling me,” he says slowly; “that you talk to slugs.”

Because that…that certainly appears to be what the argument has been. They’d kinda thought Dustin has been joking, in previous passing mention. Eddie, at least, definitely thought he was just being an annoying little prick for how many times he asked if either of them felt particularly chiropteran, muttering about traits from interactions, close encounters, bites would obviously count.

Like, it was Dustin, if they took all the crap he said to heart, weighed it seriously, they’d never do anything else.

Like: ever.

“Interspecial gastropodic extracommunicational phenomena,” Dustin rattles off, a little defensive, if Eddie’s gonna be honest; and it wasn’t exactly called for. Steve just asked a question.

Eddie, on the other hand…

“So slugs and snails,” Eddie confirms, droll as fuck by intention, because Eddie is actually very aware of his tone in most situations, thank you very much; “the shell doesn’t deter you.”

“No, I think it’s the whole at least the whole class, maybe the whole phylum,” and he’s so excited, but, he’s also being a fucking know-it-all about it and there is a part of Eddie that doesn’t want to squash Dustin’s enthusiasm but the bigger part of Eddie, but fucking far, knows for a goddamn fact no one could possible squash Dustin’s enthusiasm, or self-confidence, like, Dustin would happily go toe-to-toe with like, Stephen fucking Hawking, and brag afterward that the intellectual stimulation was lacking.

So Eddie doesn’t actually feel bad about any of this and Dustin rambles on.

“But I think if I got my hands on a limpet, or an abalone—“

And when he looks up he must catch something, like he must be able to tell, to read something despite Eddie being very fucking careful to keep a helluva poker face right now—and Eddie’s kinda proud, because maybe the little shithead can be taught.

“You’re joking,” Dustin concludes, dry as fuck and with the audacity to sound…disappointed? Like in a how-could-you-be-so-juvenile-as-to-stoop-to-this-level kind of way which. Which.

“Not at all,” Eddie clutches his non-existent pearls in mock offense, and Dustin’s eyes just narrow.

“I was right.”

“Might not want to say that too loud, Dusty-Buns,” Eddie shoots right back and Steve coughs unconvincingly to cover a laugh and Eddie bites his bottom lip to stop his own smile, less because of Dustin’s reaction and more just because…Stevie. Being adorable.

Steve being his Stevie.

“Yeah, that feels like slander,” Steve adds in thoughtfully, stroking his chin and everything before he turns to Eddie, considering.

“Can you slander yourself, if you’re embarrassing enough?”

And oh, oh: Eddie adores it when his boyfriend’s bitchy side comes out. He adores it so much.

“‘Course you can, big boy,” Eddie can’t help himself as he leans over and pecks at Steve’s cheek; Dustin scowls at them and Eddie can’t help himself, so he licks up Steve’s cheek for the disgusted grown from Dustin and the half-assed shove from Steve that doesn’t move him further away at all.

“You’re just jealous that I have a superpower,” Dustin ultimately shoots back which: okay, Eddie knows he’s capable of better than that, he’s kind of disappointed, that was so weak.

“It’s a stupid superpower,” Steve points out, plain and simple and Eddie wants to clap his hands. He. Loves. His. Bitchy. Boyfriend.

So. Much.

“Or is it a superpower for stupid?” Eddie asks, turning back to Steve like it’s a genuine question, a worthy debate.

“Naw,” Steve shakes his head, almost regretful; “he is pretty fuckin’ smart.”

“More than one kind of stupid, Stevie,” Eddie notes with due gravitas.

“Envy,” Dustin sniffs, so goddamn superior. “Green’s really not your fucking color,” and ooo, there’s a little snarl, a little sneer on his lips; “either of you.”

“I look good in green,” Steve points out, not even petulant, just factual.

“For example,” Eddie picks up and talks over Dustin’s comment like he never made one, leveling the little asshole with a pointed look:

“Some people are stupid about their tone.”

Steve doesn’t even try to cover his snort that time.

“You look good in everything, sweetheart,” Eddie takes the opportunity to comment, to sneak another kiss to the corner of Steve’s mouth as he purrs; “and out.”

“Disgusting,” Dustin gags and Eddie turns to glare as he bites out:

“Tone!”

Like, way to prove Eddie’s fucking point for him, wow, the lack of self-preservation is overwhelming here.

“I’m gonna go find El,” Dustin announces, like he thinks it’s an airport; “she will be thrilled to have someone like her around—“

“Remember what I said?” Eddie turns to Steve, exaggerates the knowing look he gives; “types of dumb,” then he turns again to Dustin, and knows his look is pitying, because he fucking means for it to be.

“Telekinesis and slug-speak aren’t even in the same universe, man,” and Jesus H., Dustin looks offended at the suggestion, which.

Which.

“The overlap of telepathic—“

“Slugs, Dustin,” Steve butts in, cuts him off; “I drown those fuckers in little bowls of beer in the yard. They go in willingly,” and oh. Oh, Eddie loves his boyfriend.

Eddie loves his boyfriend so goddamn much.

Because he hadn’t even noticed the set up, the slight of hand, because Steve had overturned the can of PBR he hadn’t finished, that had gone warm anyway, and dumped it into the shallow little bowl that used to have pretzel sticks inside, low enough to, to—

“Well they won’t anymore,” Dustin declares, fucking haughty with it; “because I will tell them—“

“Yet behold, special super slug-whisperer,” Eddie gasps and gestures wide to the mat where the slug demonstration had originally taken place: “whatever do we have here?”

What they have there is the little bowl of beer, set on the slug mat.

With slugs already drowned inside.

“Probably maybe you should be smarter about where you stick your attention if you really want to save your precious children from their hoppy graves,” Eddie shrugs, and infuses his words with as much fake fucking concern as he can fit into them because slug-whispering.

Fucking honestly.

Dustin only wastes a few seconds gaping at the scene, mouth working around something—comprehension, maybe, or just some degree of shock—before he turns his eyes up and glares at them both.

“You’re evil,” he says definitively, pointing; “both of you.”

“Go see El, Super Slug,” Eddie smiles indulgently; “she’s absolutely trembling with anticipation at the arrival of an equal, I’m sure of it.”

“After all, didn’t you say,” Steve shrugs and folds his arms over his chest, looks Dustin up and down before delivering the final blow:

“You were right.”

And Dustin scowls, and Eddie cackles, because that’s his brother, that’s their brother.

“Fucking assholes,” Dustin mutters, and leaves his slug mat and the beer-bowl behind as he stomps out the door: these children really need to learn about cleaning up after themselves, even if they leave in a stompy little huff like a goddamn toddler, fucking hell: but still.

Dustin’s their brother.

Like they were ever going to let him get away with bragging about slug powers.

permanent tag list (comment to be added/removed): @pearynice @hbyrde36 @slashify @finntheehumaneater @wxrmland @dreamwatch @perseus-notjackson @estrellami-1 @bookworm0690 

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #henderfam #humor #fluff #established relationship #featuring brotherly banter with one mr. problematic *TONE*: dustin henderson #dustin has superpowers #(but just one really and it's very stupid) #dustin henderson #hitlikehammers' hobbit-birthday prompt fest #stranger things #gift fic #slashify

[artsyunderstudy]

WIP Wednesday

Good morning! Hope everyone is surviving the first week of January. I'm still riding the high of finally finishing a fic which I have been struggling with since completing Someone Wicked so. Can I get a woop woop? Sharing a little bit of that today since I'm genuinely really happy with it. And I also shared some more of my two other definitely not abandoned WIP projects as well.

Also, quick COC update: I will finish my prompt list for sure, but I'm taking a quick, necessary break, so it might not be for a minute. But rest assured, there are some more fic recs and illustrations incoming.

Enjoy!

One December Night (Read on AO3)

“You’re impossible, Simon Snow.” That makes me smile, the way he says it, the way he keeps talking to me, looking at me. [...] I touch his jaw and draw my thumb over his bottom lip. My wings make a red canopy above our bodies. “Show me your fangs,” I say quietly, rubbing the edge of his mouth. For a moment his hips still, and he looks properly scared. I don’t want that. I kiss him the way I kissed him at the market, slow and full of things I’m still not sure I can say out loud. “I want all of you. Not only halves.”

Close Your Eyes

“I don’t have to tell you everything,” Baz says coldly. “You don’t, but you’re doing a shit job at pretending to be okay and I’m sick with fucking nerves every time I wake up in the middle of the night to you gone. I didn’t like it at Watford and I like it well fucking less now.” “Simon—” “Christ, I just need to understand. Because you’re—because I’ve been trying. Right? I’ve been trying. But I don’t know what to do.” “I know you have. I just … I can’t.” “Can’t what?” “Talk. About this. I just …” He’s a lump under the blankets, shoulders hunched, knees up, chin tucked low. I could cover his whole body with mine. “I can’t.”

Sober

I’m not surprised when I shuffle out of my room at half ten only to immediately trip over his mess. Cold tea left sitting in the middle of the floor for fuck’s sake. The ceramic rattling across the hardwood and my muttered curses startle Snow from his supine position on the sofa where he apparently took up camp while I slept in. Crouching to retrieve the cup, I huff audibly as I notice it’s one of my growing collection of Twilight-themed mugs, his idea of a running joke since we lived in student housing. This one says ‘This is the skin of a killer, Bella’ and it’s covered in sparkles. Some get stuck to my skin every time I handle it. (Which would be never, if I had the choice, but it’s the closest thing I’ll probably ever get to a gift from Snow so I can’t actually bear to throw it out.) (Or the rest of them, for that matter.)

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#tried to find a nice variety of tones for these excerpts #we have a taste of soft monsterfucking #some domestic angst #and even an attempt at humor #*slaps the top of my ao3* #this babys got everything #artsyfic #snowbaz fic #wip wednesday

[ceescedasticity]

Have the people recommending Wizard of Earthsea as a replacement for Harry Potter actually read both series? Because "wizard school" notwithstanding I wouldn't even put them in the same subgenre.

Also the first book is worse than Lord of the Rings for female characters.

#writing style tone level of humor philosophy of magic everything is different #they're very good! #I liked tombs of atuan back when I read them #but they are not remotely the same #and they're not for everyone #if you were trying to convince someone not to support some politically terrible pop singer financially #would you suggest they check out Italian arias instead

[viejospellejos]

Audio ON

pues me lo he tragado enterico…

#video #sfw #tone #tones #movil #telefono #phone #tono #ring #xd #lol #humor #fail #dance #audio

[thesovereignsring-if]

Sieg is such a clown 😭

#He's so unintentionally funny to me #but my sense of humor is poor #Adding Sieg and Medea to the party kind of changes the whole tone of the chapter #you have to pick a few specific choices for this scene so i'm okay with sharing it here lmaoo #NOOO I SEE THE TYPOS