Terminus (1987)
Truly a masterpeice of shit. It rules. German-Fremch schlockhouse rip off of a about a hundred different thing, lemme run em down:
Knight Rider if Kit could suck you off with his human mouth.
I legit could stop right here
an annoying kid who is the best video game boy but the moral is that the only winning move is unplugging your brothers controller
some evil German doctors who got into the dress up chest
Mad max bus that looks almost exactly like the Winnebago in spaceballs
At one point the bus is going off a jump and the computer says "ooooooh SHIIIIIIT!!!"
Karen Allen is the protagonist for the first half then dies in the lamest way and is replaced by French rockstar Johnny Hallyday. I don't remember how or why that happened but I do know his kids contested his will because in France it's illegal to disinherit your children. Also he covered itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini but in french so it's called Itsy Bitsy Petit Bikini off the record Inoubliable Johnny Hallyday
Johnny Hallyday has the robot arm from ToTK
Good shit: nasty practical effects, supoib costumes (half Mad Max, half Logans Run), incomprehensible plot, and a very confusing dashboard Siri who is funny and hip half the time, but then gets real sulky and uses a dumbass robot voice. I think they recast the robot and did a bunch of ADR because the movie was boring as hell when it was just silent driving punctuated by boring robot voice. The van mouth is worth the price of a mission.
Oh yeah it was also like Speed.
The part I hated most was when the movie itself was at it's terminus!!! Also the mutant clone kids with pneumatic codpieces covering their shame and presumably drinking the piss away so their gennies ain't get pisslogged and shitlogged. The director mustve been all uhh yeah, this is movies and art and I actually really LIKE it.
MUSIC
Soundtrack also sucked so bad but was actually good as hell.
"I toss the dice and skin the cat/and I always pay the fine
So we'll settle up even-steven/when we reach the end of the line"
You skin the cat, you pay the fine
Terminus of the review
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3 gross mouths out of 4 brick walls getting crashed thru by 2 wasteland busses
One sentence review: Terminus sucked shit but was actually pretty awesome
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