So I was thinking of some weird head canons last night, and I thought of this one. 

Sometimes in aus where male omegas and female alphas can both impregnate and get pregnant, sonograms can’t tell the difference between the two, they have the same genitalia, and scent doesn’t always come in on babies right away, they can have a female first name and a male middle name, or the opposite on their birth certificate. With this, men can walk around with a feminine first name, but go by their masculine middle name, and women can have a more masculine middle name, but go by a feminine first name. 

This wouldn’t really be a problem for the upper class though(at least in the states) since you can pay to change a name on a birth certificate, it’s just expensive, like where I live it’s $500 USD to legally change my name. 

Ie. I was thinking of writing an au where Captain America is Steven Sarah Rogers instead of Steven Grant Rogers, or Pepper Potts is maybe Chad Virginia Potts instead. Since he’s rich, Tony Stark can have been born Antonia Edward Stark, but have had it changed by his parents to Anthony Edward Stark while still a baby. 

tee hee me when i get associated w/ funny lil mugs >:333

THIS IS SO FUCKED UPPP WHAT RHE HELL he’s perfect in every possible way

Tony: Welcome to the “Fuck Bucky Barnes” meeting!

Sam & Steve: Yeah!

Tony: Here we say “Fuck you, Barnes”.

Steve:

Steve: There has been a mistake.

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When Tony calls Steve “daddy” during a board meeting…

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Tony

https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/87124455

thats me churbooselovwr32

So, I kinda got unexpectedly inspired by “Hands to myself”

Pepper: Tony sit down

Tony: Pepper please you’re pregnant stop trying to conquer the world

Pepper: no

Tony: okay

In-game Tony and Matt break the fourth wall all the time and clover and scooter just humour their respective co-workers