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seductivelydemonic a month ago
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incorrectspnforfun 4 months ago
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Sam: The thing about tomatoes is, and I think you鈥檒l really enjoy this, they鈥檙e shelved with the vegetables, but they鈥檙e technically a fruit.聽 Dean: Interesting. Sam: Isn鈥檛 it? Dean: No I mean what you find enjoyable.
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cluttered-echo 6 months ago
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Gimli in the Fellowship of the Ring when Legolas says anything:
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snowstainedwhump a year ago
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us too though
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magacofi 9 months ago
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maladaptivedaydream1ng a month ago
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you're not overthinking them because they're so special. it's because they're inconsistent and confusing as fuck
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perpetuallypuppy 14 days ago
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You give me vibes of a naughty puppy that won't stop humping legs for attention...
look here u >:( ur absolutely right. ur assessment is so accurate it makes me mad. what鈥檚 so naughty about wanting attention huh? what鈥檚 so bad about humping legs? let me live my life
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sylverstorms a year ago
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i tried the incorrect quotes generator with our gremlins and here are sone of the results:
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Bela: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Cassandra: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Bela: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Daniela: edible
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Bela: In your opinion, what鈥檚 the height of stupidity?
Cassandra: *turning to Daniela* How tall are you?
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Bela: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Cassandra?
Cassandra: 鈥 No.
Daniela: I do!
Bela: I know, Daniela.
Daniela: I鈥檓 sad!
Bela: I know, Daniela.
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Cassandra: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Bela: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Daniela: Smad
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Bela: We need a distraction.
Cassandra: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Daniela, whispering: My time has come
Even a random generator is calling Daniela out lol.
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tragicfantasy-girl 8 months ago
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Tolkien fandom >>>> Star Wars fandom
I'm not really sure what you're asking me here @sparklyheartsdiana. If you want a comparison between Tokien and SW fandom, however, I will make a handy chart.
Tolkien Fandom Welcome friend. As long as you love Tolkien there are no rules. Want a beer? Star Wars Fandom
Sets down absurd rules.
Tolkien Fandom
We're here to have fun and chat and share stuff. Jokes, memes, anything. We don't take ourselves too seriously.
Star Wars Fandom
My blog is a personal platform for promoting my own social and political beliefs throught the vehicle of Star Wars. The two are inseperable, and if you do not agree with me, I will harass you.
Tolkien Fandom
Everybody "GROND CHANT". Respect the Hammer of the Underworld!
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Star Wars Fandom:
We have no sense of humour, and will block you for disagreeing with us, or for expressing a good word about a character we dislike.
Tolkien Fandom:
Even if you don't like them, actors from Peter Jackson's movies are out of bounds. We are Tolkien fans. There are standards.
Star Wars Fandom:
Notorious for harassing and abusing stars from the prequel and sequel movies.
Tolkien Fandom:
Wow, your knowledge of Tolkien and lore is incredible. You have my respect purely for having read The Silmarillion.
SW fandom:
My theory is canon, and if you don't accept it I will block you.
Tolkien Fandom:
You are free to love Peter Jackson's movies, most of us love them too. Just remember the books are the final authority, Tolkien is the final word. They cannot be improved.
SW fandom
You will accord my blog posts the status of canon. I reserve the right to reinterpret the words of Lucas according to personal preference.
Tolkien fandom:
I respect who your favourite character is without judgment or condascenscion. Mine is...... let's cheer them both during our next LOTR Marathon.
SW fandom
If you like..... you are literally Hitler!
Tolkien Fandom:
"Boromir and Faramir are actually great characters and very human" is not a controversial opinion.
SW fandom
"If you think Anakin Skywalker is a victim or a hero you are delusional".
Tolkien fandom "Even Gollum deserved mercy" is not a controversial opinion.
SW fandom:
"Anakin didn't deserve mercy and Luke was wrong to forgive him".
Tolkien fandom:
Still mourn the passing of Christopher Tolkien, and tell ourselves he merely sailed to the Undying Lands, to join Frodo and Bilbo.
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We will always be grateful for the legecy he left, and his tireless dedication as Steward of his father's work.
SW fandom: "George Lucas doesn't matter!"
Think Pablo Hidalgo is actually a credible authority on all matters relating to the prequels, even though he had no part in making them.
Tolkien Fandom
Seriously consider the Lord of the Rings and the Children of Hurin to be some of the greatest works of literature ever written, which rival even the myths of Ancient Civilizations.
The Children of Hurin stands alongside Greek and Shakespearean tragedies.
Boromir made mistakes, so did Theoden, but both still died as heroes.
SW fandom
Think "tragedy" just means a sad story and "the tragedy Anakin of Skywalker" is called such because he did not open up to Obi Wan Kenobi enough.
Have no patience for flawed or morally complex heroes. Good guys can't do anyhing wrong!
Tolkien Fandom
Turin Turambar is a tragic hero to rival Oedipus, Medea, Hamlet, Othello, or any other in Literature.
Thorin Oakenshield may also be a tragic hero, worthy of the Sagas and myths which inspired The Hobbit.
SW fandom
Think Obi Wan Kenobi is a tragic hero because his lover die and he had to live in a desert. .
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tswift 8 months ago
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do you think when taylor opened lover, she really meant 鈥渋 forgot that reputation existed鈥 and when she ended evermore, she really meant 鈥渋t IS time to go鈥rom this album forevermore鈥︹
LMAOOOO I think you're onto something here
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finnwrld 22 days ago
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me and @only4bee [real] [irl picture]
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Jim: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Bill: Jim, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
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darkestcorners 8 months ago
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Polarity Jk in a nutshell
https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdjC4nbK/
No because why is that actually him 馃槶馃拃馃拃
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drowningin-fantasies a month ago
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artist: js.psd
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wastedwifey 3 months ago
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