an underwater sponge collecting hook
Etruscan, circa seventh century BCE
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Potato facts please
A potato is an mysterious chthonic being that lurks beneath the surface, growing ever more eyes. These eyes are poisonous to humans and can curse us with wrath of the tuber, or "tuberculosis." Potatoes are directly responsible for the killing of over one million people in Ireland alone. They can also be turned into Vodka, which is directly responsible for the killing of over 45 people in the frat next to my old USC dorm alone.
The true name of the potato grants power to those who master it, but failure can be costly- Merely attempting to write the name of the potato on a blackboard ended the career of Vice President Dan Quayle. Writing the name of the potato in Enochian resulted in the fall of Rome, the collapse of the Dollar, and if I did it correctly, the inside-outing of Donald Trump by his own private jet's toilet.
Potatoes contain every known protein and nutrient needed to sustain human life, even on Mars, but they contain no fat and must then be augmented with Butter, another eldritch thing. Even alone though, the potato can be boiled, mashed, stuck in a stew, turned into chips, turned into french fries, which some call chips, and chipped and stuffed into fried pancakes, which are for some reason called Latkes. Latkes can only be eaten during the month of Kislev, which means people using the Gregorian calendar are doomed never to taste them.
The song Forty Six & 2 by the band Tool is about the chromosome count of the common potato, their first (and only) song not to be solely about butt sex.
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Sims 3 CLIP Tool for Blender 3.x
Hi!
Here's the Sims 3 Clip tool, updated to work with the latest versions of Blender by myself, so you don't have to use those crusty old Blender versions. Also includes an adult male rig with IK bones to make animating less painful.
Download: SFS
If you're looking for more rigs or information you can check out the original website for the original version of the tool: https://sims3cliptool.wordpress.com/
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Buzz Osborne , Adam Jones and Mike Patton at Splash Mountain.
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