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eerna · 4 months
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At least is not like the toothpaste bucket drama for a few years ago
Oh yes, the good old days :,)
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I absolutely 100% believed that Croatians got their toothpaste out of a bucket but in my defense it isn't that much worse than Canadians storing their milk in bags.
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thisismyideaofhumor · 2 years
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List of Things that used to be common household products but aren’t anymore, and the new generation doesn’t know about them so they make internet pranks trying to trick each other into thinking their real, when in fact they actually were real once and could be again
Bulk toothpaste
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Menstrual belts
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ocjackson · 2 months
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A question we should all stop and ask ourselves at some point in life. So, brother, are you up wonking yer willy? If not, better start, or the wonk just may willy you
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Croatian toothpaste bucket
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hesperleveret · 1 year
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I was today years old when I found out that there is not, in fact, a song called “It’s Gonna Be May”. I had been under this misapprehension for about a decade. Thanks a bunch, tumblr
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mabelsguidetolife · 1 year
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just remembered a minecraft stream where the guy got tricked by his aussie followers into thinking that koalas liked to attack people from the trees and that they were also called ‘drop bears’ for being soooo unpredictably dangerous 😖😖😖
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danelloevee · 1 year
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The only things I know about Croatia is it's in Europe, its coat of arms are four little guys with big hats tucked into bed, they have a Kpop group somehow and @one-time-i-dreamt lives there
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woobie-wan · 2 years
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Absolutely bananas.
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cherry-leclerc · 5 months
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the moon ☆ cs55
genre: wet dreams, pwp, longing, angst
word count: 1.2k
Early mornings aren’t something usual in your agenda. This was a further reminder of that.
nsfw warning under the cut!
18+...penetrative sex (f and m), lovebites
inspired by this !
req!... alrightyyyy! grab your tissues, baby
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His touch is something that your mind almost can’t comprehend. Warm, big, and secure that has you feeling as if you're jumping on clouds. Everything about this didn’t make sense, but here you were.
“Doing so good for me…” 
His voice helps you snap out of the trance you had found yourself lost in. Staring down at you with big brown eyes you’ve admired from afar your entire life -  is Carlos. For ages he seemed unreachable, unattainable. Somehow you had convinced yourself it was since he was always busy. First with karting, then with his Formula 1 career. One way or another, it didn’t matter; he would never pay you the same attention you gave him.
Until he did. Somewhere in the haze, he saw you. Chewing on your bottom lip, you look up at him as he thrusts inside of you. The sensation has your eyes fluttering, nails running down his tan back. He hisses as his grip on the white sheets tightens. 
“I-I can’t for much longer, Carlitos.” 
Your nickname for him makes him groan. He had always hated it. It was sweet, sure, but not enough to be known as. But with you it was different; it meant everything. It was only a reminder that you had been there all along. Whether either of you knew it or not. 
“Me tienes jodidamente loco por ti.” 
Whimpering, you desperately reach out to glide your fingers into his hair. It almost seemed surreal that any of this was happening, not long ago he would have never even spared you a second glance.
At least not when you were looking.
Rubbing your clit, he kisses you, as if he knows this would have you losing your mind even more. And it did, because part of you wasn’t even able to reciprocate his needy kisses. Groaning, his mouth makes its way down to your neck, lovebites being left behind. Gasping at the sensation, you arch your back, pressing yourself against him, closer as if that weren’t already what you were doing. A dirty groan erupts from his throat. So animalistic, it makes you smile.
“You’re alright too, I guess,” you joke, eyes crinkling with pure adoration. Adoration that had always aimed for him. He cocks his head to the side, fingers and cock continuing their assault. Mewling against him, you screw your eyes shut. Mentirosa, he murmurs.
“But it’s okay, because you’ve been an angel, you deserve to cum, no?” 
Yes, yes, yes, you’re panting, legs around him becoming tighter. He almost has to take a breather with the way you clench around him. “O-okay then, cariño…Cum for me then.” Moaning, you finish around him, crying out with pleasure. The sound ignites something inside of Carlos as he follows not soon after. He can’t help but shudder at the feeling of euphoria. 
Panting, he gingerly brushes your messy hair out of your face. Flushed cheeks, plump lips, hickeys; everything has him glowing with pride. 
Cathing your breath, you open your eyes to take in the view. You’re rewarded for waiting so long. Patiently. 
And you would do it for an entire lifetime if necessary.
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“¡Despierta!”
Cold water denching your silk pijamas has you richoteching off the bed as if it were on fire. Laughing at the foot of the bed is Ana, hunched over as she sets the metal bucket aside. Glaring, you flip her off.
“You’re an awful person,” you mutter, switching your wet blouse for a sweatshirt. Shrugging, she walks up to the mirror, brushing her fingers through her brown locks. 
“It sounded as if you were having a nightmare. If anything, you should be thanking me.”
Blushing, you look away as you slip your feet into your slippers. “I was. Thank you.” Ningún problema, she cheers. Peeking out of the bathroom located in her childhood room with toothpaste, you ask, “Is anyone else awake?” The Sainz sister shakes her head.
“I think we might be the first ones.” The way your face drops has her giggling. “But that’s fine! It’s good to get ahead of the long day that awaits.” Wiping your mouth with a towel you hum. If you say so.
“Can you bring me a glass of water? I think I might be getting a migraine.” Puppy eyes plead as she puts her hands up in silent prayer. 
“Ay, ay, ay. You’re lucky I love you.” 
Walking into the quiet kitchen, you pour a cup of water. Setting it down for a moment, you look out to where caters arrive, helpers running back and forth with decorations in hand. Your stomach grows queasy at the sight.
“You’re already awake?”
Startled, you jump as you face the towering man. In a simple black Puma shirt, shorts and running shoes, stands Carlos. Cheekbones tinted your favorite shade of pink. 
“After being brutally woken up by your sister, yes. I’d much rather still be sleeping with the little sheeps if it were up to me.” 
Chuckling, he reaches out for the glass of water just a few inches away. You don’t bother correcting him, already deciding it was his to keep and you could pour a new one. You click your tongue.
“Isn’t it bad luck?” He raises a brow. Licking your lips you say, “You know…” you point out to the white scenery, “Wedding day and all that?”
His gaze seems warm as he playfully rolls his eyes, placing the glass into the nearby sink. “Not unless I see my bride…I think that’s how the story goes.”
Forcing yourself to look away, you fill up a new cup, already backing up. “Of course. Good thing she’s still asleep.” Pointing up the stairs, you try to fake a smile. “I-I should go.” 
He nods. “Don’t let me keep you any longer.”
Your heart feels as if it's bruising up with his innocent words. Walking away, you can’t help but turn around once more, finding him still staring. 
“Don’t be nervous. You’ll be fine.”
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Cuffing his sleeves, Carlos stares into the mirror, taking in his appearance. Black and white suit suffocating him. 
“Fits you like a glove.”
Spinning around, he winces as he finds Lando leaning against the door frame. “Could be a bit looser, but yeah, I suppose.” Making his way up to him, he leans in for a quick pat. “I hope that I’m still breathing by the end of the night.”
“Ha! Let’s hope.” Flicking off a few pieces of dust off  his friend, the Brit beams. “Either way, none of these jitters will matter at the end of the day. Think of this way; you’re going to be married to the love of your life.” His face wanders to a place of confusion. “When did you guys meet again?”
Carlos smiles at the reminiscing moment. “When we were 10.” Lando’s eyes almost popped out of his face from the shock. I for sure thought it was when you were both 26! The Spaniard tries to hide his stutters. “You’re right! I was 26 - she was 26.” Turning to face the wall, he mumbles, “Good memory.”
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“Carlitos-”
“Don’t call me that.”
Sighing, Ana tips her heels. “Está bien, but please just be nice to her, okay? She’s my friend. You only just met her! She’s super nice once you get to know her.”
“Maybe don’t barge into my room next time,” he shoots back as he grabs his duffel bag, filled to the brim with all his karting accessories. Fair enough, she squeals. Already skipping out, she starts making her way up the stairs, where you wait for her. With one final thing in mind she spins around to where Carlos stands. 
“Being 10 doesn’t make you cool.”
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ziggyzolch · 13 days
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Headache Ⅳ (Wanda Maximoff x Reader)
Summary: You're bored and Tony won't let you leave the building unless you bring a babysitter with you. Warnings: ig kinda mean wanda Previous Part
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A week with the avengers and you’re already bored. They haven’t let you go on missions or leave the building yet, so you’ve been relying on your friends’ class notes. All you’ve been doing is training, studying, playing video games, and attempting to prank Wanda. She was always one step ahead of you. Scaring you before you could jump out the corner to scare her, using her powers to flip the bucket of ice water and making you spill it all over yourself, and worse of all, predicting the punchline of your jokes before you could get to them.
You learned of her mind reading capabilities when you called her stupid in your head and she rid you of your blanket privileges. She was super sensitive to lame insults, you noticed. It was either that or shoving you against walls was just enjoyable to her.
The one time she was tolerable was during your occasional drinking nights with Peter, and sometimes Pietro. She was touchy, but not mean. Kind of. Last night was one of those nights, and Wanda had gotten the most wasted out of all of you, leading you to call it a night a little earlier.
You wake up to a gentle pushing on your cheek. Peaking an eye open, you break into a smile at the sight of your cat. “Hey, little buddy” You whisper to him, adjusting your position on the floor. He meows back, continuing to paw at you. Pain pierces through your head when you push yourself off the floor. You probably shouldn’t have drunk half your weight in vodka.
A groan comes from the bed in the corner of the room when the chair you were using you hold yourself up creaks loudly. Your eyes widen when you see Wanda gagging with her upper half leaning off the bed. Rushing to get the bin, you speed towards her, placing the trash can under her before she could puke all over her floor. Wanda clutches the bin while you hold her hair back.
“Let it all out.” You attempt to comfort her while your own head’s spinning. She groans after emptying the contents of her stomach, rolling onto her back.
“I’m never drinking again.” Wanda groans while you laugh, taking the bin to the bathroom and dumping its contents into the toilet.
“Do we have training today?” You peek your head out of the bathroom while washing your hands.
“No practice on Saturdays.” She finally gets up, walking towards you.
You’re brushing your teeth as she looks in the mirror, fixing her hair. Spitting the toothpaste out, you ask, “Can I leave the building yet?”
She shrugs, making eye contact with you through the mirror, “You’re gonna have to ask Steve or Tony.”
You groan. Becca has been on your ass about your whereabouts the past 7 days, and you’re running out of excuses. Also, you missed her. The team is great, but you’ve only known them for a week. Plus, you’d rather not cross paths with Steve again. He’s lectured you more times than you could count.
Finishing up, you wash your face and leave Wanda to do her business. You bend down to take out a random black camisole and sweatpants out of your bag and place them on the desk, back cracking as you straightened back up. Wanda refused to let you keep your clothes in her closet, so you had to make do until you got your own room.
You didn’t really know where you stood with her, you hadn’t fully warmed up to each other yet. She still hasn’t let you sleep on the couch. Even drunk, she pushed you to the floor when she caught you falling asleep on her sacred sofa. You couldn’t be assed to argue at the time, but as you're twisting and turning your torso, attempting to rid the pain in your back, you wish you did.
Walking to the nightstand, you check the time on Wanda’s phone. She confiscated yours as a ‘security protocol’, but you think she just wanted to fuck with you. Ignoring the feeling of eyes on you, you sigh and lift your shirt over your head, groaning when you realize you left your clothes on the desk. When you turn, you find Wanda standing outside the bathroom. She looks you up and down, smirking at your blush as you walk to get your clothes.
“Uh, can you turn around?” You curl into yourself, attempting to cover up your body.
The brunette rolls her eyes, “This is my room, you can’t tell me what to do.”
Your blush deepens, “You can’t be serious.”
Wanda doesn’t move from her spot, shrugging. You groan and leave the room, closing the door behind you and taking off your pants. You’re mumbling curses under your breath when a gasp catches your attention. Peter and Natasha are standing at the end of the hallway. The former with his hand over his eyes, a deep blush covering his face. Natasha smirks as she drags Peter by his arm, walking past you and turning a corner. Sighing, you lean against the door, pulling up your pants when suddenly you’re falling forward.
Wanda looks down at you, flat on your face with your pants halfway up. “Fucking bit-”
You don’t even get to finish before you’re being lifted and pushed into a wall. “I dare you to finish that sentence.”
“Why are you always abusing me?” You pout, attempting to turn around and look at her when she pushes your face further into the wall.
“Apologize.” She grits out.
You’re about to retort when you remember you have to talk to Tony. Reluctantly, you mumble out an apology and Wanda turns you around to face her, smirking, “Good girl.”
She pulls your pants up, tapping your reddened cheek and walking back into her room.
What the fuck.
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“Come in!” You push past the door of Tony’s lab, taking in all the machines and holograms around the room. You hadn’t actually gotten a chance to get a good look at everything during your failed heist. “What’s up?” Tony turns to you, blowtorch in hand. Eyes widening, you slowly back up, “Uh, I just wanted to ask if I could leave the building-”
“Nope.”
“What! Why?”
“You’re not exactly the most trustworthy person.”
“Untrue! I saw Peter pick his nose once and I haven’t told anyone!”
“You literally just told me.”
“Please!”
You grab Tony’s shoulders, moving him back and forth and pleading, voice raising in pitch.
He groans, grabbing both your wrists, “Jesus, Fine.”
“Yes!”
“But you have to bring Wanda with you.”
Your face drops, “Peter can come with me.”
Tony shakes his head, “He wouldn’t be able to catch you if you ran, plus you’re all buddy-buddy with him.”
“Okay, fine, but on one condition,”
He raises an eyebrow.
“Can you get me an automatic cat food dispenser, or install one, or hire someone to feed my cat.”
He laughs, “Don’t let Steve find your cat, and sure.”
You internally celebrate, rushing out and back towards Wanda’s room. “Hey, Wanda-” Pushing open the door, you catch the witch sitting on the couch with you laptop on her lap. You grab your laptop and place it in your backpack before she could blink.
One hand on your hip, you stare at her, waiting for an explanation. After a beat of silence, you finally ask, “What were you doing on my laptop?”
Wanda’s eyes dart around the room, looking everywhere but you, mumbling something under her breath.
“What?”
“I wanted to play the game I saw you playing earlier.”
You tilt your head, eyebrows furrowing in confusion before she groans, “The one where you fight zombies and stuff.”
“Resident evil?”
“Not that one.”
“Call of duty?”
“No!”
“Left for dead?”
“No it was like, ugh I don’t know! Like, it had skeletons and I saw a pig.”
Your eyes light up in realization, “Minecraft?”
Wanda slaps her hands together, “That’s the one!”
You laugh, shaking your head and moving towards your bag to take out cat food. “I’ll let you play, if you come out with me tonight.”
Your cat approaches you when he hears the bag rustle, and you exit the room for a second to pour the food in his bowl. Wanda refused to let you keep the litter box and food bowl in her room, which was fair.
You walk back in, finding Wanda wide-eyed on the couch, “Like, on a date?”
Your eyebrows shoot up, “No! Nothing like that. Tony said I could go out if you came as a babysitter.”
Wanda deflates, “Oh, sure yeah.”
You take your laptop out again, moving to take a seat next to Wanda. You’re explaining how the game works when you get an email from your roommate and best friend, Becca, jokingly asking if you’re gonna bail on the hangout. You quickly type out a reply, ‘im coming. bringing a friend,’ You pause for a moment before continuing, ‘best regards.’
Wanda’s lips tilt upwards at you considering her a friend despite her behavior towards you. “Why is she emailing you?” You raise an eyebrow, “You took my phone. Remember?” Her mouth forms an ‘O’ shape before reaching her hand behind the couch cushions, bringing your phone up and handing you it. You snatch your phone from her hand, rolling your eyes. “Asshole,” You stiffen, only relaxing when you realize Wanda hadn’t heard, “Uhm, okay, so you make these tools…”
Wanda was horrible. It took her an hour and a half to finally get used to the walking controls and crafting, kind of. “This is a stupid game.” She whines as the respawn screen pops up for the millionth time. Glancing at the corner of the screen, you curse as you jump up. “We need to get ready. Can you call Peter and ask him if he’s busy?”
You change your clothes, not caring about Wanda seeing you. She had already seen you in your underwear so there was no point.
Wanda hums, makes no move to pick up her phone.
You roll your eyes when you catch her staring, “Can you stop being a creep and call Peter. Invite Pietro if you want.”
“Fine.”
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The silhouettes of your friends become clearer as you approach the location on your phone. Wanda’s bows furrow when she sees that it's an abandoned construction site, awkwardly parking the car. You and Peter rush out of the car, excitedly hugging your friends. Peter had invited Ned and MJ, while you had Becca. The twins weren’t as popular as the rest of the avengers, so you didn’t worry about your friends recognizing them. Wanda and Pietro stepped out of the vehicle and approached your group.
“Guys! This is Wanda, and this is her brother, Pietro.”
Exchanging pleasantries, you all start walking towards the building. Wanda turns towards you, “Why are we here? Is this just your normal hangout spot-” Her eyes widen when you shush her, placing a finger on her lips, “All will be revealed, little witch.”
You were all sat in a circle inside the abandoned building, the flashlights of your phones illuminating the room. Ned and Becca sat on either side of you, with the twins, Peter and MJ sat across. “Silence!” You clap your hands together, continuing when everybody turns their attention towards you, “Rumor has it, this building was the site of satanic…occult? Cult? Whatever, you get me. Rituals!”
Wanda smiles in amusement, winking when you make eye contact.
“Uhm, okay. Uh,” Becca tilts her head at your blush, “Anyways! We will be contacting the spirits present here.”
Becca chimes in, lifting a bottle of water, “I brought holy water with me!”
You and her planned this thing together, and holy water was never mentioned. Taking the bottle from her, you pop open the cap and take a sip. Becca laughs when you attempt to stop yourself from making a face, “Wow, okay. Glad you brought vodka to a fucking demon ritual.”
Ignoring you, Becca takes out a ouija board from her bag and places it in the middle of the circle. Wanda’s eyes light up as she turns towards her brother.
“Alright, everybody put your hands on the pointer thing.” You say while placing your hands first, everybody following after you. “Spirits, ghosts, beings, entities, and everything else, if you are here, move the…puck thing.” Becca is about to laugh when suddenly the pointer moves towards ‘yes’. Peter looks around, wide eyed, while Wanda and Pietro are oddly calm. “Uhm, okay uh. Jesus.” You wipe the sweat off your forehead, “Are you evil?” Everybody gasps as it circles around ‘yes’. Quinn pushes on your shoulder, “Can we stop?” You roll your eyes, “No. Alright, what’s my name?” You all look in confusion when it moves to the wrong letters. You read them out,
“H-E-I-S-E-N-B-E-R-G? Heisenberg.”
Peter, Ned, and Becca all break out into laughter, removing their hands from the board while you and the rest look at each other in confusion until Becca explains the reference.
Becca gasps, “Weren’t we supposed to say goodbye before we took our hands off-” The phone lights flicker, and a banging sounds behind you. You screech, jumping into Becca’s arms, “What the fuck!” You tuck your head into her neck when the lights flicker again. Your friend wraps her arms around you in an iron grip, just as scared as you. You don’t catch the red mist dissipating off the board.
The banging stops, and the lights don’t flicker. You detach yourself from your friend, standing up. MJ slaps her hands on her thighs before getting up, “Let’s get the fuck out of here.” You all agree, turning to rush out of the building. Every little sound was making you jump as you exited the building. Wanda sneaks up behind you,
“Boo-”
A blood curdling scream comes out of you as you turn, your hand clutching at your heart. Your glare does nothing to the witch. Wanda fakes a look of pity as she pulls you into a hug, “Aw, are you scared? I’ll protect you, baby.”
“You literally are the reason I’m scared!” You whine, lightly shoving her off of you. For the rest of the night, you were attached to at least one person from the group. Wanda was growing irritated watching you hang on to everyone's arm except hers, and everybody could tell. Becca was holding onto your hand when she caught a glimpse of Wanda, jealousy radiating off of her.
She gave her a knowing look, “My hands are getting sweaty, hold someone else’s hand.” She shakes you off of him, ignoring your whine and pushing you towards Wanda. You didn’t want to hold onto her since all she did until now was torment and scare you, but everybody else already got a turn.
Wanda beams when you hold onto her arm, smiling when Becca shoots her a wink. She blushes when she feels you squeezing her bicep.
After getting burgers and circling the area for a while, you land back at Wanda’s car. MJ and Peter continue the path alone as Ned bids everyone a goodbye.
“Hey!” Becca approaches you, “You coming back? I know you have that thing with your grandma but I miss your company.”
Deflating a little, you shake your head, “Not for a while, I’m sorry.” She was your best friend, your laptop wallpaper was a picture of her, “I’ll tell you if I do, though.” You add.
She leans in to kiss your cheek, “Alright. Stop ignoring my texts, at least.”
Your eyes stay on her as she walks away, slightly frowning. Wanda wraps her arm around your shoulder, ushering you to the back seat. “I miss my life.” You sigh, leaning against the window as Pietro and Wanda enter the car. She looks at you from the rearview window, “You’ll get used to it.”
Pietro twists his body to turn towards you, “Who knows, maybe you’ll get to go back to your dorm in like a couple months.”
“Maybe.” You pick at your cuticles. A couple months. Here. You could do that.
Just a couple of months.
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A/N: my new fic is depressing so i figured id update this cute little one, thank you for reading!
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tinkerbelle05 · 8 months
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Spiderman Kiss: Miles
Genre: Fluff, Slightly Angsty
Summary:
Warnings: cussing (just 1)
Translation: mi sol = my sun
A/N: These were the same so I decided to put it in one post. Readers for both fics is black coded.
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You knew that Miles was Spiderman for some time now. He told you on your 2nd anniversary, he was late yet again to the restaurant and you’ve had enough of it.
There was an argument, things you both regretted were said and you both felt horrible about it. In the end he came by your bedroom window with his suit on, showed off his powers, and explained everything to you.
“This is why I'm late for everything. It's not because I don't love you or that I don't care for the stuff that you care about. It's just something’s always happening in New York,” he explains to you.
You took it all in, and in a way it made sense. This was months ago now and the two of you fell into a routine of sorts.
He would disappear to go off being Spiderman but will try to text you so you wouldn't worry too much. And you will cover for him.
“Oh Miles, he had to go to the bathroom, Miss.”
“Oh he told me that there was some family emergency.”
“He was having some..issues.”
The constant lying was tiresome but you two made it work, somehow. It was nighttime when you heard the knock on your window, you were binging a show so time escaped you.
You walked towards the window with mild annoyance until you saw Miles at the window upside down from the thread of his web. Instantly your heart leaped out of chest, it's been a while since you've seen him. Now you were just slightly annoyed with him.
You unlocked and opened the window, cool breeze made it’s way into your room.
“What are you doing here, Miles? Isn't it a bit late?” You asked him, leaning against the wall. You two were close, really close.
“Uh well I missed you so,” he admits to you and he seems to notice how close you both are two, with his avoiding eyes.
You chuckle softly, “Yea I missed you too. Guess it's the price I pay for dating the Spiderman.”
He laughs at that, and your heart just aches. You missed his laugh, the comfortable silence that envelopes when you both are together, you missed him.
You grabbed his head and lifted his masks to reveal his lips. You kissed him softly. He smelled like laundry detergent and mint toothpaste.
“Oh, an upside down kiss, huh? Was that in your bucket list?” Miles joked and cracked a smile.
You rolled your eyes and poked his cheek, “Your the one hanging upside down and I just saw an opportunity then took it. Don’t act as if you didn’t like it.”
“Yea, yea,” Miles said. He went to open his mouth but then his watch thing started beeping rapidly. “Shit, I have to go.”
“Is it serious?” You asked. You were looking at the screening, it was flashing red which honestly doesn’t seem too good.
“Yeah it’s probably pretty bad out there. I should get going,” he admits and you can feel how disappointed he is. You feel it too. It’s been barely 15 minutes and he already has to go.
Guess it’s the price for dating Spiderman, or one of them.
You kiss him again, “It’s all good, Miles. Go, just come back.”
His smile came back, “For you, mi sol, always.”
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Spiderman Kiss: Pavitr
Genre: Angst, Comfort
Summary:
Warnings: near death experiences, mentions of death
Translation: Piya = Beloved, Jaanu = Treasure
A/N: Yea the plot kinda expanded while I was writing. Oops 😅
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You were falling. You remembered that. There were bits and pieces to your memory on how you got there. You remembered the rain, how cold it felt on your skin. You remember that it was dark, it was an alleyway. You remembered the villain of the week who kidnapped you.
Who dangled you off the side of the building where he dropped you from.
You were terrified.
“(Y/N)!” You heard Spiderman yell. He was scaling the buildings with his web shooters. His arms reaching out to grab you, any part of you.
Were you going to be saved? You won't die then?
But the ground was fast approaching and there was still a wide gap between him and you. And he was tired and bruised. His movements were slower and wilder. Desperate.
But it will be fast, the death. From this height, you’ll fall and that will be the end of it. At least you won’t suffer. At least your family and friends won’t suffer. Mom, Dad, Pavitr.
There won’t be any agonizing months in the hospital. Them praying to any god that’ll listen that you will survive this. At least they won’t suffer like that.
“I got you!” Spiderman yelled out you and you fell into a web. Relief washed over you in waves and tried to catch your breath. “Are you okay?” He cradled your head softly, his fingers grazing your body gently as he looked you over for injuries.
He looked scared, and you could understand it. Watching someone die wasn’t an easy thing to deal with. Especially when your the one saving them but despite that there was something odd in the way he was acting.
“Um Spiderman?” You looked at him quizzically because while his hold on you calmed your nerves, you really should get to the hospital. And call your parents. And Pavitr.
He practically jumped away from you, “Oh, um I’m sorry.” He looked away and laugh awkwardly. “I called an ambulance so they should get here soon. Let me help you down.” He extended his hand to you which you took and with careful, slow steps you made your way down.
It felt good to be on solid ground again it helped calm your heart down a bit. Then the ambulance came and whisked you to the hospital.
Thankfully you didn't have anything serious going on, just cuts and bruises. The doctors said they wanted to keep you for a day, just to make sure. Your parents called every two hours. The city’s brigde was damaged serverly by the villain of the week so they couldn't be there with you, unfortunately. And no matter how many times you called or texted Pavitr, he wouldn't answer. You hoped he wasn't hurt.
It was very lonely but you promised yourself that you wouldn’t cry if you do then you won't stop. In the midst of your misery, you heard the tapping from the window. You saw Spiderman hanging upside down, he gave you a little wave.
You walk over to the window and open it. You were surprised to see him but it wasn't unwelcome. Plus it was nice to be around someone that wasn't a nurse or a doctor.
“Hi Spiderman, are you okay?” He looked a bit tattered and beaten up. His hair, which was usually smooth, was now dirty and sticking all over the place. His suit had cuts of all sizes.
He scratched the back of his head, “Um, actually I was going to ask you that. That fall, um, it seemed terrifying and I wanted to check up on you.”
You leaned back a bit. You couldn’t understand it but there was something off about Spiderman. Was his voice cracking?
“Oh thanks, Spiderman. You visit everyone you save?”
“Huh, well I try to,” he told you. “May I come in? I have some important to tell you.”
You widen your eyes at that because what could Spiderman possibly have to to tell you. You nod your head even though you were still confused. You walked backwards some to make room for Spiderman.
He sighs and paces a bit. He doesn’t say anything but you could tell he was nervous about whatever he has to tell you.
“I’m sure it can’t be too bad,” you attempted to encourage him. His nervousness was started to make you nervous.
“Okay, I’m just going to say it,” he told you with his back turned to you. “But please don’t freak out when I do, okay.”
“Um okay then.”
He takes off his mask and turned around.
Your knees almost gave out when you saw his face. It’s a face your familiar with, it’s Pavitr. Standing right in front of you in Spiderman’s suit. Or well his suit you guessed.
“So your…?” You couldn’t get the words out. That’s why Pavitr wasn’t answering your calls because he was too busy fighting villain after villain. You look at him again.
He had a bloody nose and bruised cheek. And the scars on his body looked worse under the harsh bright lights of your hospital room.
“I’m sorry,” he said. “I wanted to tell you so many times but it just never seemed like it was the right moment.”
You walked over to him and you could see the tiredness in his eyes. You hugged him and he melts into your arms. He was so strong. Dealing with all of this by himself. But god you are still screaming on the inside. You had millions of questions but Pavitr, he didn’t look well.
“You have nothing to be sorry about Pavi,” you comforted him and walked him over to your bed. You noticed how he was limping and winced.
“What are you doing?” He asked and looked at you in confusion.
“Fixing you up,” you responded. You had to do something. He looked terrible and well you are still freaking out that your boyfriend is Spiderman. So you will help him the only way you can.
You found the first aid kit and started to clean the blood off of Pavitr’s cheek. You tried being delicate when you saw him flinching a bit.
“I’m sorry,” he repeated again but quieter this time. “I thought I could do this on my own but I was wrong.”
“It’s okay,” you told him. “There is no reason to be sorry about anything, Pavi.” You were about to kiss him but his watch thing started bleeping rapidly.
He glanced down at his watch and got up immediately, and you followed him.
“Pavi, where-. Where are you going.” You grabbed on to his arm. He was hurt and still wanted to go back. Why?
“Jaanu, I have to go. The city needs me,” he argued.
“Your still hurt! You could get more hurt, you could die,” you protested.
He stopped at the doorway, “I know, Jaanu, I know. But someone has to protect Mumbattan. I can't promise I won’t come back hurt, but I will promise that’ll come back to you. Haven't I always come back to you?”
You were taken aback but his speech because he was right. He'd always came back, and that’d have to be enough for you. For now.
You’ve loosen your grip on his hand but couldn’t let go until he was oh the balcony. He shot up webs (You’ve always wondered how that work. You’d ask Pavi when he come back to you) and hung upside.
You stared at eachother for a while before you thought of something bold. You got close to the railing and took off Pavi’s mask. Just revealing his lips, and kissed them.
“What was that for? Good luck?” He joked, a smile gracing his face. It was nice to see him smiling.
“Yea, something like that,” you replied and putted his mask back on.
He gives you a playful salute and slings off into the darkness.
When you go back inside of your room and lay on your bed, it finally hits you.
My boyfriend’s Spiderman.
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luveline · 2 years
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hi! if you are still doing baby blurbs could I request a baby blurb of reader dating Steve and randomly buying him a bouquet of flowers + his reaction? ♥️
this is so sweet I love when boys get flowers!! sorry its not really a baby
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The flowers at the greengrocers are beautiful. A wall of ice buckets to fight the summer heat filled with peonies and lilies, yellows and reds with purple centres and green spots over delicate petals. The smell is a refreshing floral wave that tickles your nose.
Your eyes catch on a bouquet of white lilies tipped in a beautiful pink-purple. Your first thought is, I wish Steve would get me flowers that pretty. It's not a strictly fair wish to have because Steve does get you pretty flowers. You stroke the edge of a perfect petal before taking the fragrant bouquet into your hands with a small smile. 
You're very careful not to crush them on the bus to Steve's house. The small walk from the bus stop to his front door is full of second-guessing. What if this is super weird? What if he thinks you're being an idiot? Steve's too sweet on you to ever tell you, but it might be strange, right? 
No, you decide firmly. It's just a gift. 
You let yourself in like you usually do and leave your shoes next to his. 
"Steve?" you call, paper crinkling under your hands. 
"My baby!" he shouts back dramatically. 
You can hear the thunk of his scramble out of bed and there he appears at the top of the stairs. He descends and his face slowly changes from a cheery grin to poorly contained jealousy. 
"Who got you those?" he asks. 
He looks hot when he's frustrated, brows pinched and eyes dark.  
"What? Nobody. They're for you." 
He moves down the last step heavily. He's sleep-rumpled but smells sharply of spearmint toothpaste. His face is damp, shining like frost. 
You raise your hand to his cheek. "Did you just shower?"
"Washed my face. These are for me?" he asks.
"Yeah," you say with a forced nonchalance. You brush your thumb over his cheek and then drop your hand, pleased when his frustration quickly fades and is replaced by something milder. 
You hold them out to him. 
"Seriously," you say when he doesn't take them. "I got them for you at Mickey's. You… don't like them?"
"Are you kidding? They're beautiful."
Steve takes the flowers from you tentatively.
He clears his throat. You clear your own. 
It's definitely weird. He thinks it's weird, you think. 
You panic and turn away like you're gonna flee to the kitchen and he catches your arm before you can. He's not looking at you but the flowers in his hand.
"Nobody's ever got me flowers before." 
"I figured." 
"You don't think people give me flowers?" he asks, bemused. 
"Not like that, Stevie." 
He smooths his hand over your shoulder and squeezes the juncture of your neck. He has big hands. His fingers spread over your skin and feel all encompassing.
"Thank you, baby. I mean it." 
Steve taps your chest with the flowers. 
"You're welcome," you murmur. 
This close he makes your heart race, hoping for a kiss or something similar. He delivers, pulling you towards his chest carefully, the flowers folded between you. 
"Oh," you sigh in relief. "I was scared you didn't like them, for a second."
He chuckles easily and rubs the top of your back, pulling his face away to peer down at you. "I was scared! I thought some jock had made a move on you. I was fucking- I was like, shit, when was the last time I got her flowers?" 
You laugh and lift your chin, giving him your most demure smile. "The week before last. Thursday. You got me orange carnations. 'To celebrate spring.'" You raise your eyebrows. 
"It felt momentus." 
"Momentus!" you repeat, twining your fingers behind his neck loosely. "Definitely." 
He closes his eyes and leans his forehead to yours. You close your own. Slowly, so slowly, he rubs his nose against yours. 
"Is this how you feel when you get them?" he asks. 
"Depends. How does it feel?" 
His lips touch yours just barely. "Like I'm the luckiest guy on earth." 
"Yeah, it feels exactly like that," you say agreeably, stepping forward to kiss him properly, your smile achingly wide.
You've barely begun when he's pulling back. 
"Watch it! You'll crush them," he says. 
"Sorry," you say, half sincere as you allow him the space to hold his bouquet far from your embrace. 
"Should be," he says. 
He's deadpan serious as he hooks a finger through your belt loops and yanks you back into his grip.
You'll buy him a thousand bunches of flowers if it means you get to be kissed like this, a juxtaposition of rough and sweet, careful but undeniably wanting, his hand fierce at your waist and his hair soft between your fingers. You can't help giggling as he wades in, moving his head one way and then the other as he opens you up. A flower under his touch, blooming. 
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staffs-secret-blog · 2 years
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Spreading misinformation on tumblr is so fun. I dream of getting to one-time-i-dreamt's level of convincing people they have toothpaste buckets on Croatia. Or the pirates of the Caribbean person that convinced everyone jack and barbossa were originally gay lovers
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zuffer-weird-girl · 1 year
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Wiping off their kisses 💋
Dabi
Asshole.
You think he is gonna get bothered by it? Oh no no honey
He sees it as a challenge.
You did that to him? Alright then, game on.
He is wiping your kisses for more than one month or even more after you done this. And every time he does it, he makes sure you're watching it and has a damn smirk on his face
He is petty like that.
Although is he sees you're actually mad or thinks you re mad at least, he is panicking inside because wtf wtf wtf I'm sorry
The last thing he wants is to ACTUALLY anger or upset you. Playfully pretending to be anger is something nut actually angry at him?
His body temperature seems to drop really...
Assure him is not that and he is in a sour mood for the next 5 minutes.
He gets to choose the movie and what you will eat for dinner because what the fuck? You scared him-
Hawks
Drama king
When he sees you wiped of his kiss of good bye he gawks and tries again only to emit a offended gasp and just ask what the hell is wrong.
Why don't kiss him :( ? He hasn't done nothing besides being a menace-
Pout his lips at you and keeps tapping them for you to kiss then instead, and when you do it and wiped it again he just stands there with wide hazel eyes and lips slightly parted in shock
In the deepest part of him he is actually kinds insecure
Because from what he saw as a kid, the only example of a good relationship was the movies and apparently your own... so when something like that happens he isn't sure exactly what to do.
Has this stormy look on and just refuses to leave the house despite his agency already blasting his phone with calls and messages.
When you assure him that nothing is wrong but is all just a prank he blinks before attacking you with tickels yelling the word 'the audacity!' for about 5 minutes.
Dont do that again. Bird brain is sensitive.
Overhaul
IT TOOK YOU AGES FOR THIS BASTARD TO TOUCH YOU AND YOU DO THAT?!
Anyway-
The first time you try it he doesn't spare much of a thought... he doesn't do it much anyway.
But the moment he went for a kiss on your forehead when he was heading out and you wiped the place his lips met your skin he feels like a bucket of ice water was throw at him.
Hadn't he brushed his teeth?
Actually changes the brand of his toothpaste the moment he gets back and goes after you to test it again.
You were kinda crepped out when all you were doing was reading a book only to suddenly hear the sliding door open with force and your boyfriend just suddenly marching towards you and kissing your cheek while staring at you.
You? With a high iq. Did it again. Wiped the kiss.
YOU FUCKING DONKEY-
Inside Kai's brain was a storm.
What did he do? Did his breath smell that bad? Was he sick? Did he catches a virus that you knew of but you weren't going to tell him?
The guy actually starts to scratch himself out of nervous in front of you as hives appears at the thought of a sickness HE caught and you were grossed it by it.
When he finally gets that NO nothing is wrong with him, no he doesn't have a bad breath and no he is certainly not sick he is going to call you menace and ignore you for the rest of the day.
Actually he is going to the doctor and the dentist just to make sure he is fine...
Seriously? After this the chance you will get of him going to kiss you is pretty low.
Congrats you manage to hurt the feelings and make a sociopath insecure to kiss his own partner.
It will last for a few months this to be honest...
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