There's the Superbowl episode where I jump on Ben's back and then he flings me off and I go flying across the kitchen and people have commented like how did you do that? Or It looks so real, what did you land on? I was like "Oh no I just got thrown to the ground. It was fine." -Danielle
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Cory, hyperventilating and calling 911: My wife is going into labor, what should I do?!
911 Operator: Is this her first child?
Cory: No, this is her husband.
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Totally Accurate BMW Quotes #6
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Some guy: hey Topanga, you look nice today
Shawn, aggressively pushing the guy away: Hey Topanga, Cory thinks you look nice EVERYDAY
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cory matthews is the straightest gayest straight man ive ever seen
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Jack, looking at the picture of Eric in Cory’s wallet: I’m not gay but DAMN
Cory: Well you don’t have to be gay to appreciate a good looking man
Jack: Nah I’d fuck him
Cory: Oh, okay, shit
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topanga and cory are so percabeth coded
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Cory: Shawn's a child who drinks on Tuesdays.
Topanga: You're drinking on a Tuesday and you are a teacher.
Cory: Oh, those kids are watching a movie tomorrow!
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Topanga: We tried things your way, boys
Shawn and Cory: No, we didn’t
Topanga: We did it in my head and it didn’t work
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wait omg after years i just realized that minkus married jennifer basset aka the hot tall girl from one of my favorite bmw episodes where cory and shawn are star crossed lovers
wtf how did they end up together
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