aliens who are trapped in a human womans body should be able to rip out the hearts of people to eat when they get hungry. as a treat <3
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the way i laughed so hard i started wheezing and coughing oh my god yes they are lesbians
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That's how this episode went, yeah?
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listened to torchwood 1: new girl and Ianto attracts women that eventually betray him like moth to a fucking flame. pussy game perfidious. There is something about him that makes people look at him and go "holy shit...what a little guy...I want to give him trauma <3"
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ROUND 1A MATCH 5
Propaganda
The Mary Tyler Moore Show: Iconic for starring a single independent woman and also sometimes you can pretend Mary and Rhoda are lesbians‚ bechdel test style
Torchwood: Bisexuals everywhere. Also they keep dying, gay, more gay, even more gay, did I mention many much gay? alien hunting gays
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A Torchwood + Bisexuality Moodboard
Original gifs credit to bubbiine. Click here for the gif in full quality/size.
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Over a decade on and I'm still disappointed there wasn't a Torchwood episode dedicated to Mari Lwyd.
Just the sheer joy of Ianto or Gwen (or Jack let's face it, he'd been in Wales for a while at that point) explaining the lore to the Tosh and Owen (or maybe Suzie).
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Dead Guy Death Match Round 1: Poll 11
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so i was rewatching GBG
and oh my god
all this time, all these jokes about Jack’s head being “no thoughts head empty” when Tosh can’t read him with the pendant
plus that bullshit explanation of him being “dead”
and the much more reasonable explanation that he’s been trained to resist mind reading as a Time Agent
all that ... memeification we’ve done around that weird writing choice.
no one (including me there!) has rewatched the entire ep in a long time, have we.
he literally communicates with Tosh using the pendant (= his thoughts) while she is a hostage
he can do it
it’s in the episode
he even makes that odd face when she tries the pendant on him earlier, like he can feel the intrusion - and he says so in the end!!
but somehow the fact that he was capable of transmitting his thoughts was spontaneously forgotten by everyone including Tosh. unbelievable XD
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Episode 7 of miracle day is (literally) hit after hit after hit after hit
Gwen and Jack car drive (top ten scenes of all time);
Gwen talking about her survivors guilt and survivors glee from torchwood;
Gwen and Jack both swearing in no uncertain terms that they will kill the other to save themselves/their families and the silent forgiveness and mutual understanding despite it all;
Jack’s desperate unapologetic desire to survive;
Gay sex;
Jack getting teary talking about the doctor’s companions (and maybe he could have one too (Jack doctorification fans rejoice)(Jack’s-rejection-issues fans rejoice));
Betrayal;
Gay sex turned into betrayal;
Really bloody brutal violent betrayal;
The whole basement scene is just… and to culminate in angelo washing jacks bloody feet… god;
ANDY SHOOTS A MAN IN THE HEAD
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oh god this cannot possibly end well. i love it when a scifi contrivance is played for the drama. it’s not about the funky alien gadget it’s about being able to hear people’s hidden monologue and innermost secrets. you can’t resist slipping the pendant on. especially not when genuine scientific curiosity about the universe is your defining character trait and the reason why you work where you do. you can satisfy your thirst for understanding! but watch out
artefact of the beholding coded. if ianto is martin i guess tosh is sasha james
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