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dysphorie · 3 months
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WHY IS THIS SO CUTE THO???
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sacr3d-joeyxx · 4 months
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The New Hire pt.3
Slipknot x Reader
It’s a long-ish chapter..longer than the regular chapters
TW: Heavy-ish Alcohol & Puke
“You’ll be out in 13 shots~”
You smirked and smiled at Sid, before looking him up and down.. and then you saw Paul looking at you….something seemed wrong in his eyes, it was unsettling yet somehow calming? It’s hard to explain but it didn’t matter because you were about to make Sid cry because of how many shots he’s going to go through..
“What’s the alcohol of choice?”
Paul smiled at the question Sid asked you..it was funny yet cute watching your lips puckered into a smile..before the word vodka left your lips..he smiled and watched Sid’s eyes twitch a little bit..
“Straight vodka, no mixers..”
You heard the cooler open and you looked over to see a shorter guy with long black hair and red streaks in the front…he looked kinda cute..but his eyes were the prettiest you’ed ever seen..they were like an ice blue..you could feel yourself staring and getting loss in them before someone else cleared their throat and you looked in the direction to see where the sound came from, it was Jim..
“That’s Joey..he’s our drummer”
You smiled at Joey before seeing what he had in his hand, it was a brand new bottle of vodka..in his other hand were two shot glasses. How long they had this? Who knows but it was cold enough for this one of a kind event that was about to take place in this kinda run down green room.
“Well, I guess let’s get started”
Joey poured both of the shots, I guess he’s going to be our own little bartender for this little adventure. Sid picked up the shot glass and waited for you. You picked up the glass and you counted on to three.
“One..”
“Two…”
“Three…!”
You both downed the shit of vodka at the same time however you didn’t have a reaction to it at all, but you could say the same for Sid..he coughed a little bit and his face turned a bit red before he got in under his control..you snickered at the fact he’s already shown a reaction. Joey pats Sid on the back and tells him to get his head in the game.
“Next round!”
You shouted at the top of your lungs, sending a clear message that this was going to be a long night of drinking til you drop.. and with that Joey filled the glass again, then you both downed the shot..it was like that for a good long while until it was the 13th shot..you smiled at Sid as you both downed the shot quickly. He was still there mentally but it was clear that it wasn’t going to last forever.
“You..don’t look alright over there..Sid~”
He paused for a second before he said he was fine and could continue, so Joey poured you two another round of shots.. and it went on like that again it was round 32. Yes round 32..it’s a lot but both of you were stubborn as shit and neither one for you were stopping until someone dropped to the floor. Joey poured another round and you reluctantly picked it up but Sid didn’t, he mentally tapped out but his body physically tapped out after he puked his goddamn guts out..you weren’t so far behind him either though..went he puked you walked over to him to check on him and you ended puking on him. It was absolutely disgusting..you puked on this drunk ass man and to be honest it was funny according to the rest of the guys.
“Well fuck me, they puked on Sid..”
You chuckled that they found you puking on Sid funny, however it felt like you were about to pass out.. and who would have guessed…you passed out for a hot second as you fell you expected to land right on top of him but somehow you were caught by someone and they easily picked you up in their strong arms..they chuckled and it sounded like Paul.. but it wasn’t but then you opened your eyes again and it was Joey he was holding you bridal style..you looked him up and down before leaning near his lips.. and stopping to ask a question…
“Joey…what’s stopping us from kissing each other?”
Joey looked at you before smirking softly..
“Nothing really..”
You leaned in fully and both of your lips connected, it was passionate enough that Joey to lose his footing for a second but he quickly came to his senses and started to carry you towards the couch he was sitting on before you walked in..while you were busy swapping spit with Joey and possibly getting your rocks off..Paul and Jim bent down and looked at Sid who was laying there covered in puke..his puke and your puke..absolutely disgusting….
“Joey..your eyes are so pretty..~”
You said while having drunk hiccups…Joey smiled and thanked you for the compliment before he leaned away and then breathed heavily before sighing..he knew he had to stop this from going any further..you were drunk and not in the right state of mind..he knew that it was not right…
“I know they are pretty, but you need to get a bath and calm yourself down..”
Joey pats your head and brushes your hair back behind your ears..
“Paul..is there anyway you can get some to help bathe them or at least wait in the bathroom until they are done with showering?”
Paul thinks for a second and sighs..
“Everyone else is drunk off of their asses besides us…so one of us could just wait for them..”
Joey sighs and huffs before turning around and walking out of the green room..
“Where the fuck is he going?”
Clown asked before Paul hinted that he might be going to get clothes for them..they’re small but they’re also around the same height as Joey..It’s been a couple of minutes later since Joey left to get you clothes..Eventually he came back and he had clothes in hand..it was some black sweatpants and a sweatshirt that had a faded metal band logo on it..Joey smiled and looked at you before looking at Sid, Paul, Clown, Craig, Jim, Corey, and Chris..They all looked back at Joey..before he opened his mouth.
“Soooo…whose going to wait for them to shower?..Like I got the clothes sooo..”
Corey and the drunk Sid raised both of their hands before looking at each other with a wide eyed expression as if they were shocked to see each other raised their hand. They snickered before they were immediately on one another on the cold concrete floor of the green room where punches were being thrown and where they would take turns choking each other out..
“GUYS!!”
Clown yelled at the both of them and before Paul and him separated Corey and Sid from each other’s throats..Clown slapped Corey and then he punched Sid and he fell down and on his face before groaning loudly and then going quiet. Paul shook his head and angrily sighed before chuckling and saying that he’ll just wait for you in the bathroom because it’ll be insane if he lets one of them wait for you.
“You’re fucking crazy, the both of you”
Paul picked you up and grabbed the clothes Joey had picked out for you to wear after the shower then walked to the green room door and opened it then walked out and headed towards the bathroom area of the backstage area that bands were aloud to use, and then he sat you down and stood you up so you could physically walk to the shower area yourself..Paul sighed and smiled softly while looking at you…He tried to explain what you needed to do to you so you could get cleaned and get dressed yourself with him having to help you..
30 minutes later
You stumbled out of the shower area all dressed and what not into Paul’s arms..he looked at you before sighing and picking you up once again and walking back to the green room and heading back in there..He looked at everyone else and gave them a glare…
“I’m going to let them sleep with me tonight..”
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ahhftrthot · 2 years
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SHSHHS WAS IT JUST NORMAL FOR THEM TO KISS FANS? I mean i’ve seen it happen at other bands signing but like bruh who knows where they mouth been 😭
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dilutedmaggot · 2 years
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LOL wrong album titles everywhere. I feel bad for whoever had to put the stickers on the covers. 
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stilt-boxing · 1 year
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guess whos seeing slipknot tonight🤭
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copiasclappers · 2 years
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tortilla
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rurinkk · 1 year
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Tortilla guy or something
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damn-ethan · 8 months
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okay even more cats
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emry-stars-art · 9 months
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Next person to apologize for adding to my posts/ranting in the tags gets left in the stocks ‼️ stg! Tag rants and additions and asks are the only things that have been motivating me to keep creating like this!! Please never stop yourself if you have thoughts!!!
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keeps-ache · 3 months
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every now and then something in my brain turns on and oh hello information i didn't know i had stored! where've you been !
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jiizzy · 5 months
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Alex and Mike being cute with Clown’s dog <3
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dysphorie · 11 months
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sacr3d-joeyxx · 5 months
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The new hire pt. 2
Slipknot x Reader
TW: Alcohol
“Then you’ll really see the band in a different light~”
That circled through your head, over and over again until you knew that you should probably join them for the night out..The way Paul said it to you; it seemed to not be an offer but more of a demand for you to show up…
It’s barely even 10pm but it’s pitch black.. but you were told to meet back up at the green room, they had a change of plans and the supervisor of Slipknot asked them to just stay in the green room instead of going out and spending god knows how long out there. There was subtle music playing it wasn’t loud but you could hear it from outside
*Knocking*
The music was turned down a bit but you could still hear it… The green room door opens and your surprised by the tallest member, Jim there in the doorway with..no mask on..
“Y/N it’s so good to see you…”
He had no mask on, why did he have no mask on? Did everyone else have their mask on or was it off like Jim’s? Why would they show you their faces so early on..it’s barely even been more than ten hours since you met them in person…
“What’s the matter? Thought we would have our masks on?”
You looked at him, his eyes locking with yours..it was like that for what felt like hours..but you broke eye contact once he stepped inside and offered you his hand to lead you into the green room. Your question about if they were still wearing their masks was answered..the masks were off but you could still see to stage makeup they wear underneath the masks..it was all smudged and the makeup would follow their trails of sweat down their faces.
“Hey there~ Y/N”
You now were just trying to learn which one had you already met when they had a mask on…there’s no telling who is who besides Jim..he looks like a lamppost for crying out loud..in the mask and even outside of it..it’s funny how he looks so much more laid back without the mask. He could tell you were trying to find out who was who so he cleared his throat and clapped his hands together.
“Do you actually want to meet them? Y’know outside of the mask?”
You paused.
“Yeah, it would help a lot..”
Jim chuckled and looked at Paul.
Someone clear his throat and it sounded fairly familiar, but you can’t be for certain yet.. He stood up, then proceeded to stretch and walk over towards the cooler they had in front of the small tv in the room. He bent down and opened it and grabbed a beer then opened it for you and walked over to hand it to you…His presence was nice and comfortable..you think it’s Paul..
“Oh..thank you Paul..~”
You guessed correctly because he smiles and he says you’re welcome, his eyes are a lot prettier when they are outside of the mask..you took a sip of beer..then another one…You feel like something is missing so you look around and begin to count all of the bodies in the room and you count up to 8..someone is missing..but who..it doesn’t matter because Paul somehow reads your mind.
“Mick, doesn’t really join us when we drink..he just stays away when we do this”
You chuckled at the fact that you didn’t even ask the question yet but you got an answer..creepy you guess..you take a couple more sips until you end up finishing your beer..
“So, y’all just drink your asses off before traveling again?”
Paul chuckles at the fact that you finished your beer already and her goes over to the cooler again to get another beer for you, but you stop him and ask him if he has something more…y’know something alcoholic not just beers.
“Well, well, well~ you like harder stuff like the rest of us?”
You nod softly
“I’ll go shot for shot if someone is up for it”
The room goes silent for a sec until Sid stands up, it’s easier to tell who is who if you watch their body movements..Sid looks you up and down sizing you up to see how many shots he’ll have to take.
“You’ll be out in 13 shots~”
Sorry, if the formats are still wacky, I’m still deciding on the layout!! Xoxo
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sleep-knot · 4 months
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dilutedmaggot · 2 years
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Slipknot - Yen
Thoughts?? 
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mwah-so-kissed · 5 months
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love how some rando is gonna be the first second replacement. [counting from the original 9]
joey -> jay -> ??
paul -> alex
chris -> tortilla [<3]
craig -> mystery guy
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