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Star trek:Strange new worlds: the serene squall

T'prill wants to tru butt stuff./j she wants to explore his human side

Nurse chapel and spock are "friends"

You want to see this clichė

This lady slays lesbian energy crop top, tats, cartilage piercing.

Introooo it's more alien and newer but also flourishy and fancier but old elements are included.

The caption has been trying to reach you about your ships extended warranty

We in a net. Spock had to choose with emotion

Spock don't cut yourself on that half vulcan-half human edge

Do-death-ahedron

Orion raiders his name was Remy

He's queer coded. He called pike handsome.

Nurse chapel back woooo. She's badass.

Chilli.

Councilor my husband was maimed and killed. And he was a logical Vulcan emotion would have saved him

Mutiny

Angel? She's a captain.

Oh I came for spock rawr!!!

Slayyy queeen toying with pray.

Gaslight, girl boss, gatekeep, gay. Captian angel

An affair with nurse chapel okay it makes sense. All that tension

Fire gently like non lethal damage on a fireball

Romulan????

Her makeup slayyy.

Spock half brother.

Episode:Elysian kingdom

She's an 11yr old fan fiction writer lmaooo

Use a god damned centrifuge my guy.

Jinx you're self.

Delayed response.

Dafuq.

King?

She's slayy knight.

They in Renaissance Faire land. Fun love these episodes that go from Sci fi to fantasy they are always great.

Nurse chapel also does ASMR apparently

Mercury stone is that just Mercury or something different.

Doggo

Wizard.

Terrible magics.

Song or morning klingon death chant.

Oh my gods he's a hot half elf. Maybe he will actually have some edge. Gay vibes

Uhura is the queen slayyyyy my gods.

Daddy.

In the dungeon?!?!?

Keeps a knife on him.

Shoulder pads.

I hate to kill you you're Honorable or Indigo Montoya looking ass.

Huntress and Sir gay gay gay homosexual gay

No we are not chopping off my head.

Gay gay gay homosexual gay

He's getting not pegged by this evil queen calling it right now. But he wants it. Tbh

I want to see the 2+hr long video essay called Why queen neive was right. (Queen neive is internal queen in the story)

Hemmer wizard has a flame thrower calling it rn.

Please be gentle. Rawr.

Now una with lesbian huntress fantasies with her knight gf

Episode:all those who wander

Don't split the party

Hebra region.

They dead.is it amogus?

It's the abominable snowman. From star wars and Rudolph.

It vented.

Alien chest bursters. Alien and predator abilities heat vision.

Red shirt harmed. If you or a loved one has been harmed as part of star fleet security you may be entitled to financial compensation.

All this gorn reminds me of old videos of oz media playing alien vs predator 3

Alerted to sound

Unrelated but I love one pound yarn balls they are great so much yarn

Ohhh dry ice spooky

Piñata

Bro you're Andorian you love the cold they hate it, its logical.

Hes to emotionally in tune. Oh my God.

He's involved with this person.

Episode:A errand of mercy

Oh my God I'm you from the future.

Oh my God he had a pony. SIR Neighs alot.

It's the time stone!!!

They redoing tos scenes.

James and same kirk are brothers.

Kirk eh don't change things set. Don't like it.

Ah Romulans are just space drow. We get it.

Oh no kirk dies anyways. (As long as we got spock we fine)

Scotty!!!Scotty!!!!

Group call

Rick roll

Shredded.

Romulan and federation war.

Oh no spock died.

Spock is like that girl in life is strange (blue hair)

Spock you are very important to me.... okay a Lil bit of gay vibes hints of it.

Syndrome ass music.

Extras woot: this may just be a tos episode:balance of terror

Mawage is wat bwings us towgewter today wuv tuu wuv that bwesed awangement the dweam within a dweam. (Princess bride quote)

No there is ship to ship communications how would they vlog otherwise. (They are claiming otherwise) but I love how we have more advanced tech they couldn't even think of.

The "married" couple was in the same department and one outrank other that's bad like conflicting interests.

Burned soo good he may as well be anakin

Flash bang the enterprise. But they did a good job at recreating it

Okay slay makeuppp king.

Spock always looks pissed off its great.

I like the way that was written tldr leave your bigotry in your own quarters. Okay yes that is how you deal with it.

Bisexal romulan lighting okay slayyyu.

Hardest substance not toughest yeah you can crush hard substances

Spock being gay again.

Minigun tactic.

Yeet trash at them. To simulates being hit.

He fucking smiled when McCoy came in gay gay gay homosexual gay.

There are 10 million million million million particles in the universe that we can observe. Yo momma took the ugly ones and placed them into one nerd.

He looks so done with this shit and gay. Romulan gayness.

Oh no the gay vibes ahhhhh

Spock saves the bigots ass.

Oh no the person who was going to get married had her fiancé killed oh no.

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mylittleredgirl · 3 years

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trekathon: tos “mirror, mirror”

season 2, episode 4:

there really is nothing like classic trek

the primary colors. the sound effects. the soundtrack. the wigs! the glamor! that ~sexy voice~ the love interests do!

it’s like it plugs directly into some kind of neuro-receptor in my brain and gently lifts me to a higher spiritual plane

this was also a Very Good Episode so. i guess ask me if i feel as transcendent after “catspaw”

bless this tos:

okay but it is such a relief to watch old treks where they turned the lights on all the way!!

you know that revelatory “oh my god trees have LEAVES” feeling when you get a new glasses prescription? Like That

no one else could or would play that evil kirk scene like william shatner. our actual faves could never 🙌 we pay for it now every day on twitter but we were blessed

the halkans negotiating outside on a random dais makes me realize how much of star trek is already shakespeare in the park

the mirror universe:

in the 10 years since the discovery mirror universe episodes, it seems georgiou’s successor had a two-priority policy: 1) get that whole squinty eye thing fixed, and 2) put women back in crop tops

upon further uniform reflection: are the sexy leather outfits in discovery REALLY an improvement over a dazzling glitter gold vest with fringe epaulets?

the whole reason i took this detour is to try and figure out how spock fits into the “terrans only” discovery world, so here are my notes:

actually, like in the enterprise ep, there are lots of vulcans in starfleet, though it’s unclear if any of the others are officers. spock’s henchman is vulcan, and he refers to other vulcan associates.

given that starfleet command ordered spock to take command of the enterprise, it may be that the status of vulcans in the empire has improved since t’pol’s day

i would like the mirror backstory of sarek (now in the resistance) and amanda (alien fucker on main and also on mirror universe sideblog). i’d like to imagine that amanda was the ambassador to vulcan, and by “ambassador” we probably mean something like “governor general of the empire”

the vulcans were very involved in the rebellion in 22nd century, but it’s possible that in the 23rd they’re only individually involved (hence why sarek is a prophet for his ability to mind-meld)

and vulcans have a history of showing up individually in rebellions both in the mirror universe (tuvok, in ds9) and in the prime universe (tuvok again and that random vulcan lady who presumably actually enlisted in the maquis).

the metaphysical implications of mirror mccoy spilling acid at the same spot on his lab table suggests that lorca’s hand of destiny is both comprehensive and deeply arbitrary

kirk like “hang on scotty i still have 45 seconds” before getting on the transporter pad and then arranging for the downfall of his counterpart and the entire empire and ultimately the freedom of the terran race oops

the captain’s woman:

i really do love marlena moreau and her hair and that outfit and the whole “captain’s woman” concept in the mirror universe

and you’d think that mirror hoshi really played that concept right through to the end, but consider:

we’ve established that everyone in the mirror universe swings all ways, so by ALL rights michael burnham should’ve had a captain’s woman waiting for her on the shenzhou

i said what i said, i come to the mirror universe for sexy morally questionable content and i will not go home empty-handed

there’s a sign hanging up by the door to this universe: it has been 0 days since our last #dubcon

one more thought about marlena: i recall seeing a post about Why Did Marlena Want To Go With Them, so was thinking about that as i watched. mirror kirk’s interest in her has waned -- it’s been a long time since he looked at her like that / kissed her / etc -- and now here’s a powerful man from some other empire (she would assume) who’s into her AND shows her mercy? she’s gonna hop on board that train without waiting for details.

other moments of delight:

uhura double-weilding a space nail file and a dagger 😍

look, mccoy is a dick to spock six days a week but on the seventh day he WILL sacrifice his own life and future for a guy who tried to murder him a minute ago but looks kind of like him

kirk: “a nice, likeable girl. i think we could become... Friends.” spock looks so tired.

back to disco!

#trekathon #classic trek #honestly it's offensive that i have anything to do in my life that is NOT a deep dive into the star trek mirror universe #all of you who wade through these bullet points: may the great bird of the galaxy bless your planet

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