I’m having a bit of trouble with this episode, I mean it’s S2 episode 15 (Trouble With Tribbles). I promise I can come up with a better opening (edit: I didn’t)
It’s the episode in ds9! But without Jadzia Dax :(
- How can Chekov just sit like that
- Spock is not impressed with Chekov’s joke :((
- HEHEHE
- Kirk is not amused with the space station
- “And that gives him the authority.” Spock leans over and whispers in Kirk’s ear
- “What, what what.” Kirk is what-ing all over the place
- CANADA MENTION LOL (finding out William Shatner is Canadian was a fucking jump scare)
- Kirk is like “if you say Quadrotriticale one more time-”
- the audacity of this bitch <3
- “Does everybody know about this wheat but me?” Kirk is so damn lost
- “Is it alive? Can I hold it?” Uhura that looks like one of those keychain Pom poms. I wanna hold one too.
- “Is that an offer or a joke.” “It’s my offer.” “It’s a joke.” I kinda like whatever these two got going on
- Kirk’s greatest enemy… quadrotriticale
- “Ah, My dear Captain Kirk.” “My dear captain Koloth.” What is Kirk on today?
- Why do they pronounce Klingons like that cling- gones
- Is Koloth played by the same guy as Trelane
- Kirk and Koloth wanna hate fuck so bad
- I love engineering just being crazy into their field, they’re all huge nerds about it and I love them
- Spock petting the tribble in the background
- Spock take a tribble, you need to relax
- “Captain, may I ask where you’ll be?” “Sickbay, with a headache.” Get this man a drink or smt
- I love McCoy getting his own little side quest of figuring out how tf tribbles work
- Don’t you fucking date insult Scotty’s ship! THATS TOO FAR
- I love this conversation between Kirk and Scotty. Kirk just baffled that Scotty threw the first punch. “Is this off the record?” “No, this is not off the record.” I’m giggling throughout this conversation
- Scotty’s so happy about catching up on his technical journals
- McCoy and Spock’s fight in the science room. They only call each other sir when they’re fighting
- Kirk got whoopee cushioned by a tribble
- Imagine your chief medical officer is that pretty and you’re normal about it (he’s not normal about it but just imagine)
- MCCOY SAYS “BISEXUAL”
- Kirk, Spock, and Uhura are so miserable while McCoy has just a single tribble as a fidget toy
- “In my opinion you have taken this entire very important project far too lightly.” “On the contrary, sir— I think this project is very important. It is you I take lightly.” KIRK ON THAT BITCH SHIT
- Kirk: Cyrano Jones— a Klingon agent? *laughs*
Baris: You heard me.
Kirk: I heard you.
Spock: He simply could not believe his ears.
- “You can’t deny he’s distrusted this station!” You cannot deny these nuts!
- Kirk says “Au Revoir”
- Kirk has accepted his tribble fate. Him rising out of the pile. Someone got to just throw tribbles at Kirk
- McCoy comes in with a miraculous solution and then leaves to find another.
- “Mr.Baris, they like you. Well there’s no accounting for taste.”
- McCoy’s explaining the grain was poisoned. McCoy sounds more southern when happy.
- It’s not a passing around of admiration, they’re passing around blame lol. They did something bad
- whispering “you gave them to the klingons?” Oh my goddd
- I love everyone laughing and Spock just making this face
Genuinely loved this episode and was laughing throughout it. I am susceptible to tribbles.
Y'all ever think that McCoy and Kirk are just hiding their accents 90% of the time? Because I know for a fact that McCoy just gives up on hiding it in the TNG episode he was in.
I just can imagine both of them slipping into their accents more and more when they get really sleep deprived or get really drunk or just don't care [probably only when they're in each other's company].
If I'm really being honest most of the bridge crew probably have accents their hiding which is borderline hilarious when you just see Scotty and Chekov just running around proudly with their accents.
S2 Episode 17 (A Piece Of The Action) haven’t we had enough action? The last episode was so much. I’m tired let me rest.
I’m watching it anyway:
- What the actual fuck is happening? An intersection?
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“Let’s not argue about it, let’s go study it.” Yeah Kirk knows they’d be on each other in a second (edit: not like that)
- Spock pushing McCoy and Kirk out of the way of a car. I can and will watch this clip all day
- “You trying to make trouble?” “Who, me?” “Don’t give me those baby blue eyes.” “What?” Hehe
- “Which one are you guys the captain?” “Depends.” Depends on what Kirk???
- He grabs Kirk and both McCoy and Spock look so protective
- Kirk just wanting to go on a fun planet study with his boyfriends and now they’ve ended up in a life or death situation
- They’re sitting on the boxes in such drawable ways. I lobe them
- Spock mumbles his objections because he thinks Kirk is just inaccurate when he’s really just bullshitting
- Kirk’s bullshitting and Spock listening so intently to the random rules he’s making the fuck up
- “Spock what’re the odds of getting a royal fizzbin?” “I’ve never computed them, captain.” “Well they’re astronomical, believe me.” Spock then just mouths ‘well okay’ while looking so defeated
- They were so ready to beat the shit out of the mobsters
- McCoy complimenting Spock
- McCoy and Spock arguing about how to save Kirk, they will go off about anything holy crap
- Kirk is more resourceful than they think, though one of these days I think Spock would like to actually rescue him
- “Incredible as it seems, Dr. McCoy and I are once again prisoners of the chief criminal boss of a society patterned after old earth gangsters.” As incredible as it seems?!? McCoy warned you about this shit, but you insisted on going in headfirst to save your boyfriend
- “Logic and practical information do not seem to apply here.” “You admit that?” “To deny the facts would be illogical, doctor.” McCoy is somehow softer in this episode? Like more soft spoken
- *Kirk leaning into the bullshit* *Spock and McCoy sharing a side eye* they’re so done with his shenanigans
- They’re so confused by cars, it’s adorable :))
- “Captain, you are an excellent starship commander, but as a taxi driver, you leave much to be desired.” “It was that bad.” I love them I love them so much
- I would not trust Kirk to be a babysitter
- For a split second, a very split second, I could imagine an au where Kirk and Spock adopt a kid and are running to find their child or smt and it made my heart melt goddamnit
- “That’s peanuts to someone like the federation. Right?” “Unquestionably.” “Riiighht?” “Right.”
- I love Kirk’s mumbled normal voice “Kirk to enterprise.”
- “Right?” “Check.” They’re adorable
- How is Bones doing?
- “Must we?” “It’s faster than walking.” “But not as safe.” “Are you afraid of cars?” “Not at all, it’s your driving that alarms me.”
- Oh there’s Bones “Knock it off, sawbones.” Sawbones and Spocko, this man is a menace
- How would you feel if Kirk called you baby then sweetheart? Poor Scotty, gotta put up with this bullshit, he’s an engineer for crying out loud
-They gave Bones a gun. Holy crap.
- Kirk is just standing on a table cause he wants to. We were also ROBBED of McCoy in a mobster suit
- Kirk looks so tired, like me when I’m in my binder all day (edit: I think I was tired from being in my binder all day when I wrote this)
- McCoy looks so pleased. He wants to go home.
- Kirk: *bullshitting again* Isn’t that logical?
- That was such a silly ending I can’t even begin to describe
What is happening. My brain is melting at this point. The sillies are getting out.
Doesn't the episode Relic imply that Scotty was madly in love with the enterprise? Like he's drinking with Picard and talking about starships and says ""to the enterprise and the stargazer. all girlfriends we'll never meet again" GIRLFRIENDS? GIRLFRIENDS!????