#totally neglected to mention the fact to the rest of the league lmao

[theundeadrobinclub]

Jason, walking into a jl meeting in full Red Hood gear with a suspiciously stained green apron on top: I've got a homemade, iced chocolate milk with a splash of coffee, extra whipped cream and chocolate syrup for 'batman'?

Bruce: I asked for someone to make coffee. at the cave, Hood

Jason, audibly smirking while handing Bruce the cup: this is coffee! just the way you like it! and I figured I'd deliver it, you know. to be nice, show you how much I care

Bruce, giving the cup a resigned stare: thank you, Hood.

Jason: of course B! also, just wanted to say thanks for buying me that new motorcycle!

Bruce, with a pained squeak: I ... didn't buy you a motorcycle?

Jason, clapping him on the shoulder: well technically yeah, but I used your card to buy it, so also, technically you did.

Bruce:

Jason: later dad! *casually walks out of the meeting room like he didnt just 'break into' the watchtower*

Bruce: *fond tired dad sigh*

the jl:

Bruce: *starts slurping the drink*

hal: what THE FUCK just happened?!

later:

Jason, strutting back into the batcave: I did it, pay up bitches.

Steph: no way, I call bull. there no way you went through with it!

Jason: my helmet footage says otherwise, Blondie

*collective groaning from the batfam as they all go to get their wallets*

#the image of jason in red hood gear and a bloody starbucks apron popped into my head one day and wouldnt leave so have this #jason todd #red hood #bruce wayne #batman #batfam #incorrect jason todd #incorrect red hood #incorrect bruce wayne #incorrect batman #incorrect batfam #also i say 'break in' because bruce totally gave jason access but like #totally neglected to mention the fact to the rest of the league lmao