#totally safe for work

[beatleshalloween]

The Beatles, build a snowman in this story.

#the beatles #ao3 fanfic #ao3 beatles #ao3 fanfiction #george harrison #paul mccartney #ringo starr #john lennon #31 day winter wonderland #john paul george and ringo #snow man #winter wonderland #boys being boys #masculinity #cute story #sweet story #funny #totally safe for work #safe for work #winter #snowing #ao3 kudos #ao3 link #ao3 author #ao3 comments #ao3 writer #writing challenge #ao3fic #ao3 john Paul George and Ringo #childlike

[pansextastic]

George Harrison finds himself with nothing to do on Halloween!

From the first Beatles Halloween Challenge!!!

#fanfiction #the beatles #fanfic #beatles fan #george harrison #ao3 fanfiction #sexy #street musician #guitar #after the beatles #cat #original characters #beatles halloween #Halloween #1990s #costume #incognito #cute story #sweet story #totally safe for work #cute af #ao3 kudos #ao3 beatles #ao3 link #ao3 fanfic #ao3 author #ao3 comments #read on ao3 #ao3 works #ao3feed

[tipsygeek]

Just something silly I made for Instagram. That first picture was just so... 😳🍆

#3d printed mini #3d printing #ttrpg #dnd miniatures #its a worm i swear #totally safe for work #not what it looks like #worm mini

[sand-stinger]

do what she says.

#geminitay #secret life #secret life fanart #slsmp #trafficblr #geminislay #is this slay? i think its slay #'its totally safe! you don't need a boat!' #working on a traffic!gem ref sheet #<- said as if he's ever drawn gem enough to need a ref #art with sand in it

[baerryjj]

Guys I think Malenia really really liked Finlay's haircut (y'all already know the drill, full version on Twitter 💞 )

#finlenia fans come get yall juice #pspspsp #totally safe for work art mjm #btw idk if the link actually works LOL #dm for twitter ig nsks #elden ring #elden ring fanart #malenia blade of miquella #cleanrot knight finlay #finlenia #wlw

[uncanny-tranny]

My biggest piece of advice for folks who want to get into fitness would be: Do not follow fitness influencers (or do so very sparingly).

Please be very critical of what is being said when people talk about fitness. It's important that you learn how to exercise properly for your body, and to learn safety and harm reduction, and that isn't what I mean when I say not to follow influencers.

When you want to get into fitness, think about what piques your interest. Do you want to do cardio? Weightlifting? Yoga? Running? A mix of any of that (or none of these examples)? Think about what you think would spark interest and joy, and learn to do that fitness in a safe manner.

I think the biggest reason I even have a healthy relationship with fitness over food is because I haven't followed any fitness influencers, and out of all the ones I've seen, I would only follow one of them, maybe two. Out of all the ones I have seen, and there have been plenty. What I have done instead is research what I want to get into to make sure I am not accidentally harming my body, then, I think of my own goals and work toward them.

I'm sure this won't work for everybody, and that's okay. I wanted to make this post because I think there can be this pressure to "look fit" when you're into exercise and I think that can be a slippery slope.

#fitness #anti diet culture #honestly i'm grateful i didn't seek out fitness influencers of my own volition because i'm not sure if i would still be as motivated... #...to go to the gym if i had. what i personally think has saved my relationship with fitness is that this was deeply personal to me... #...so my ~fitness journey~ has been a very personal and private thing that i don't want altered... #...ABSOLUTELY i want to be safe about how i achieve my goals. but i am not changing the GOALS but the METHOD #i want to start running (maybe) so i have been researching how to run properly and that's about as far as i'll go #i just wanted to post this in case it makes somebody think about their *own* goals if they also want to do exercise #it's definitely complex because i can totally respect that some people follow fitness influencers for ideas and whatnot #so obviously this is just what works for *me* amd sometimes i HAVE gotten fotness ideas from these people

[kagoutiss]

grass nap

#ocarina of time #tloz oot #ganondorf #phantom #i’ll sometimes draw regular gan wearing parts of phantom ganon’s mask bc i like to think they’re based on things he actually wears lol #so sometimes he has his goth edgelord masks on when he’s out and about #i have a lot of feelings about. him just taking a little nap in hyrule field #bc trying to get spiritual stones is hard work and not every place would be willing to let him sleep there #and also the idea of him being totally safe in hyrule field at night bc the stalchildren don’t feel threatened by him #wwwwwwwwwwwwww

[eyrieofsynapses]

Been thinking about The Two Live Crew Job again, specifically about Sophie and Eliot with the bomb, and... y'know, it's interesting to me, how Sophie looks to Eliot while they're trying to figure out what to do with the bomb. He's not the expert in the room, not really—that’s Parker and Hardison, truth be told, though Eliot’s got more field experience with explosives, and we see that in how they're the ones providing feedback. Heck, Parker's the one that comes up with the solution with the instant pudding. Nate takes the natural leader position, and he and Sophie are... Nate and Sophie. But it's Eliot that we see Sophie consistently coming back to, who she locks eyes with.

That could be for plenty of reasons. He does seem to have the steadiest control of the situation, likely because he's the best at dealing with high-stakes life-threatening issues (the hitter with extensive military experience is, of course, going to be better under that kind of pressure than the ones who are technically civilians). But I think maybe there's another layer there: he's the one she can trust to be blunt.

See, Eliot's not going to try to soften this. He's a tactful person as a general rule, but he also knows when to be honest. Sophie doesn't want this to be softened. I suspect that's because it introduces a layer of instability; if she only hears optimistic viewpoints, there's an uncertainty in what could go wrong, a fear about what might really happen. But Parker and Hardison and Nate don't necessarily get that—in fact, they themselves won't want to stare down the flat truth, and they may take the optimistic standpoint simply to keep themselves comfortable, even without realizing it.

Conversely, Eliot's not (and never has been) the type to try to look only on the bright side. You don't get to do that in his line of work. He knows how to look at all possible outcomes and take the scene in as-is, and he understands that some people don't want platitudes. Sophie's one of them. She knows, then, that she can trust him to tell her exactly what's happening and what the stakes are, no sugar-coating, no shaky voice, just steady truth.

And she knows, too, that he knows when something is a lost cause—and he understands when to cut his losses. Eliot can be impartial in the moment, no matter how much he beats himself up about it later, and he can weigh the odds and decide, coldly, when to abandon her.

The others can't do that. Parker, even here, even now, two years before The Long Way Down Job, could never choose survival over Sophie in that way. Hardison and Nate? They'd stay, no matter how bad the odds, no matter if it was sure that they wouldn't make it. But Eliot can. More importantly, he's the one who can drag the other three out of there.

He's the one Sophie can depend on to keep them alive. Even if it means she dies alone, even if it means she loses that slim, tiny chance she could live—he'll get them out, and they'll live. She won't let them stay behind, and she even shouts that at them, yells at them to get out, and she knows even as she does so that Nate and Parker and Hardison might not listen. But Eliot will. No matter what, Eliot will, and he'll listen to her and follow her orders.

It's Eliot that she watches, and it's him that she keeps steady with, because he'll be honest with her, and he'll be honest with them, and he'll keep them safe, the same way she "[makes] sure we’re all okay," as Hardison so poignantly puts it.

And do you know what else? In spite of all of it, though, in spite of being the one to be blunt, he still manages to be gentle. He's reassuring, holds her gaze and speaks soft and even and gentle, calming, steady, sure. He's the one who hates explosives, who knows exactly how bad this could be, and he stays steady for her.

This is their second year working together. It's mere months after she apologized for lying to them, point-blank, in The Second David Job. Yet there's still this trust, this holding anchored balance, that they'll keep the crew safe together.

But here's the other thing. It's not just that they trust one another with the rest of the crew. It's that Sophie trusts him to keep her safe, and Eliot trusts her to keep him safe, even if "safe" doesn't mean physically. Because sometimes "safe" isn't about that. Sometimes it's safety in reassurance, even when everything is going to go horribly wrong. Sometimes it's safety in keeping secrets, or listening to each other without judgement.

And sometimes, it's about safety in knowing the truth, no matter how vulnerable and terrible it may be.

#leverage #eliot spencer #sophie devereaux #leverage meta #I have... more thoughts on this #about how Eliot and Parker start teasing Sophie so extensively after #which would--y'know--seem wrong after something like that #but is actually exactly what she needs? #because it's this reassurance of normalcy almost #and of reminding her that she's not fragile and they won't treat her as such #...anyway that's probably another post #just!!! SOPHIE AND ELIOT GUYS #the way they work together to keep the crew safe! #and how they keep EACH OTHER steady and safe! #(and also just... it's hilariously lovely to me how this translates #into the lighter aspect of their friendship #in that they're not afraid to be honest with each other and call each other out #like. everyone needs that One Friend who's going to be totally honest #and yet will also always be there to listen to all the bullshit #and they do that for each other! so! well! #like these are the two who are more than happy to call each other up #(especially post-s5 I'd bet) #and rant about how their partner/s are being dumbasses #and just... idk #something about how that lighter-hearted vulnerability and honesty #translates into knowing that in the darkest moments #they'd rather know the truth than hear any kind of platitude #...gosh. just. these two. #I will never be over these two) #synapse meta

[bluevelvetea]

Bourbon, wants nothing more than to curse at Rye but Scotch is in the room with them: Rye, you fucking discount flatbread!

#this had to go somewhere so tumblr is the outlet now #totally forgot to make this a shit post #safe to say i nearly died laughing in the store #come get you discount rye flatbread people #my mind works in mysterious ways #dcmk #incorrect dcmk #akai shuichi #rei furuya #akam #whiskey trio #detective conan #CRISPY

[bouneilly]

I love using greenish color palettes when drawing poco, so this time I went all for it <3

#brawl stars #poco brawl stars #my art #offtopic but I'm at a stage where I can safely draw him from imagination and get most things right #i still forget the white detail on the sleeves sometimes #but I'm working hard to make him justice 🫡 #← aaand I totally forgot he has those on his pants too. I'm gonna kms

[ducktracy]

yet another reprise of the same post i’ve made dozens and dozens of times before but GEEZ! i am so incredibly lucky to be doing what i’m doing! to think i spend hours and hours and days and weeks and months and years and hopefully DECADES pouring over animation history, lauding the masters and studying their work so intently and absorbing it and feeling and identifying with it, and the fact that i get to walk the same turf they did. that i get to be a part of this business that they established. that i get to carry the torch and that, some day, no matter how small or insignificant, my own work and contributions will be regarded as “animation history” because i work in animation and all history is history. i just can’t believe that i’m privileged enough to indulge in some of the same practices that The Greats did, that i get to study their work and, if i’m so lucky, channel and make homages to it where possible.

this isn’t to say “i’m just like Tex Avery because i work in animation TOO!!!!”, but, rather, an expression of my sheer GRATITUDE and amazement that i get to do what i do at all. i’ve met so many nice people. blossomed so much as an artist and cartoonist. get inspired each day by the talent i am constantly surrounded by. and to think that i get to be a part of it!!!!! that i get to carry the torch! i know this sounds so conceited and pompous and i really don’t mean it that way at all because i don’t WANT to be known as someone who people are only interested in because i work in cartoons. i just wanna be known for me! what “me” is i guess is for you to decide! but, regardless, i’m just feeling extra thankful tonight that i’m able to indulge in my passions and SPREAD my passions and have said passions fostered. that i’m lucky enough to tread the same ground as some of the greatest creatives that gave me this ground to tread on. there will never be enough words to properly articulate just how deeply and passionately my gratitude extends.

#not naming names because i feel weird bragging about them behind their back but one person who works on our show i look up to very very #highly. I MEAN I DO FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE. i am literally surrounded by some of the best in the business. but one person i particularly revere #said they were a ‘big fan of my work’ and when i was told that i legitimately went lightheaded for a few seconds #or again Ruth Clampett commenting that her dad would ‘love to see this cartoon live on’ on my art and making me bawl like an absolute baby #IT’S JUST SO CRAZY #i just. man #it’s really beyond words #and so many other kind words from bosses coworkers friends mutuals acquaintances total strangers #i don’t take any of your kindness or even just. awareness for granted #i know i’m not often vreat at responding but i do read every single tag every ask every DM! please know i never take it for granted #thank you for keeping me company and deciding i’m worth the company to keep #okay i think i have officially gone into word salad territory so it’s time to retreat #i’ve gotten much less candid for fear of maintaining some semblance of professionality but sometimes you just need to speak from the heart #(and i’ve gotten much less neurotic about that in recent months thankfully. Tumblr is my little safe haven) #so thank you for making it a safe haven at all

[vigilskeep]

i don't think i've mentioned this yet but so you can all understand the gravity of the scam arthur is pulling, i've decided he was only at the conclave in the first place bc his sister was sent to hunt him down for blood magic but he essentially beat a persuasion check to break her resolve to kill him without any first-hand evidence, and her solution was to drag him to the conclave in search of a higher authority to make this decision for her. so he was definitely not just captured as a criminal after the conclave but was in fact there as a criminal, for blood magic. which he absolutely did do, btw. but everyone who knows all that is dead (he's probably only alive because everyone who knows all that is dead) and he's going to walk out of here the herald of andraste

#arthur trevelyan #i think to make the logistics of this work. im going to have him have been separated from lilith pre game and reunite with her later #he did the blood magic so some other mages could get out safely so it would make sense for them to have been separated #maybe shes in redcliffe. or OH it would be fascinating if she was with vivienne #like the loyal mages had picked up some stragglers? #i say that because it would totally solve my 'why would arthur recruit viv' problem #baby daughter safe and sound kind of makes an impression #sorry arthur u r outgunned

[radykalny-feminizm]

#all options are perfectly valid #i get why you might want to be totally a crypto #i mean we get death and rape threats here on a daily basis so #as for me my parents and siblings are not familiar with the term but they know im a feminist #my friends know and we agree on most things #and even when we don't agree we're normal about this #when i meet new people I'm not exactly talking about radical feminism right away #it depends if they're die hard TRAs or normies #but I don't meet a lot new people anyway lol #and I work from home so I don't talk with my colleagues that much and we dk about each other's views #radfem #radical feminism #radfem safe #radblr #radfems do interact #feminism #radfems do touch #poll #tumblr poll #radfems please touch #radfem poll #ask radfem #question to radfems #terfblr #terf safe #crypto radfem #rad and proud #radfems please interact

[choppedupnotkilled]

#proship #proshipper safe #lsoh #little shop of horrors #seymour lsoh #sweeney todd #audrey lsoh #lucy barker #mrs lovett #patrick martin #twoey lsoh #tobias ragg #orin lsoh #personal post #adolfo pirelli #the parallels are definitely there #the name 'little shop of horrors' totally works for sweeney todd as well #lsoh meme #sweeney todd meme

[itspileofgoodthings]

anyway Lizzy showing up to Pemberley is SO !!! GOOD !!!!!!! for 101 reasons but in large part because it’s the first time she sees him post letter but actually at this point she IS afraid of how (justly) angry and cold he could be towards her and he’s so quietly delighted to have the chance to prove otherwise to her

#and it has to be through the slow and subtle signs of manners that he proves it #it has to be the brick building type of work #It is no time for displays of emotion or declarations of love or even pining gazes #it’s winning her trust through the step-by-step of good and thoughtful manners #and it makes her feel so safe!!!!!!!!! #okay so like. she IS afraid of him but not of his personality #she is afraid of their circumstances and he walks her through them with so much love and restraint #it’s so powerful #Anyway this is why it doesn’t work to substitute all of those actions for Darcy chasing Lizzy out of the house and saying ‘I know’ #when she says she likes long walks! no matter how romantic that moment might be in total isolation #I need to go teach and stop talking about this

[larissel]

Fandom: Baldur’s Gate Ship: Shadowheart/Lae’zel Words: 3048 Summary: 31 prompts; 31 short moments. For Kinktober.  

#shadowzel #shadowheart #lae'zel #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #my writing #totally 'safe' for work