#touken incorrect

[incorrect-joseimuke]

One of the boys: How do you see us really?

MC: Here, if you wear my glasses you would be able to see things from my perspective.

One of the boys: *Puts on glasses and all of the boys suddenly turns into sexy women wearing skimpy outfits*

#touken ranbu #bungou to alchemist #twisted wonderland #senjuushi #senjuushi rhodoknight #hypnosis mic #incorrect quotes

[mamuzzy]

INCORRECT TOUKEN RANBU QUOTES

ELEG4NT edition

Souza: Why is Hachi so sad?

Kasen: He took one of those “Which Touken Ranbu Character Are You?” quizzes

Souza: And...?

Kasen: He got Nagasone.

Saniwa: Nikkari, you'll be working with Kasen and Hachisuka Kotetsu.

Nikkari: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

Everyone else: *blank stares*

Nikkari: ...Of people on a team.

Nikkari: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Hachisuka Kotetsu?

Hachisuka: Kasen, easily.

Kasen, laughing: What the fuck, man.

Hachisuka: Well, Souza would be too easy. They’d probably be into it.

Souza, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!?

Kasen: What’s the announcement, Souza?

Souza: It’s a lecture. Heshi’s gonna tell us everything they know about sex.

Nikkari: It should be an enjoyable 60 seconds.

Hachisuka: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.

Nikkari: Three words.

Hachisuka:

Hachisuka: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Kasen: No, that's not how you make cookies.

Nikkari: FLOOR IT!!

Hachisuka: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?

Kasen: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-

Hachisuka: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Souza: DO IT!

Kasen: NO-

Souza: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.

Kasen: Souza, that's a coma.

Souza: Sounds festive.

Hachisuka: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Souza: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

Kasen: Nikkari... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Nikkari: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Kasen:

Kasen: I wrote sanitize, Nikkari.

Saniwa, going over Souza's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.

Souza: Yes

Saniwa: Okay... may I know what you create?

Souza: Problems.

Nikkari: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Souza: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

Kasen: Why are you on the floor?

Souza: I'm depressed.

Souza: Also I was stabbed, can you get Yagen, please.

Nikkari: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Kasen:

Kasen: Nikkari, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Nikkari: *Sips coffee from bowl*

Kasen: What's the best way to a man's heart?

Kasen: This kind of idiocy will not be tolerated.

Nikkari: Between the fourth and fifth rib. That's where I usually go. I'll put a twist at the end if I want to make sure.

Nikkari: Is there another kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

#Cleaning out my drafts and realized I never posted this #ELEG4NT #hachinikkari #incorrect touken ranbu quotes #kasen kanesada #hachisuka kotetsu #souza samonji #nikkari aoe #touken ranbu #tkrb

[hohsalle]

GOU ON STAGE: SHINPEN SATOMI HAKKENDEN ENGLISH SUBTITLES

oh man. hi everyone, here’s a sub i did for the newest installment of the touken ranbu musical, gou on stage: shinpen satomi hakkenden! these subs are timed for the vod from 12/11, but may have a slight delay at some parts because of a few milliseconds of buffering. note that this is only the subtitle file, not the full video file

download here (link updated 4/15)! thanks for supporting cute gouchans and happy gouchan new year!!!!!!

#touken ranbu #touken ranbu musical #toumyu #gou on stage #shinpen satomi hakkenden #since this is my first translation project of this scale i feel as though i should disclaim that the degree of accuracy probably #hovers around 80-90% #i have poor auditory processing skills in the first place so unfortunately some spoken vocab is just beyond me #i'd welcome any suggestions for improving on any egregiously incorrect lines but i hope you enjoy anyway! #GOU NO MONO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #1/24 edit to change one line and update with correct pt3 song titles #1/25 edit to FIX SHIT #4/15 edit to FIX MORE SHIT

[handicappedwriter]

Mitsutada: Bad things keep happening to my family. I don't know why. It's almost as if we have bad luck or something.

Hasebe: Shokudaikiri, I'm saying this in the nicest way possible. Your family don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're all dumbasses.

#touken ranbu #shokudaikiri mitsutada #heshikiri hasebe #incorrect quotes #out of context fanfic writing #fanfic memes #toop in memes

[friedcowboypeachpurse]

Izuminokami : Between Koryuu, Yamanbagiri, Ookanehira , and Hizen -- if you had to -- who would you punch?

Nansen: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.

Izuminokami : Ookanehira ?

Nansen: Yeah, but I don't know why.

#touken ranbu #incorrect quotes

[retrogamingtrickster]

Okurikara: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

Okurikara: *punches wall*

Okurikara:

Okurikara: Take me to the hospital.

#touken ranbu warriors #touken ranbu headcanons #Okurikara #Touken ranbu okurikara #okurikara headcanons #Touken ranbu #Touken ranbu incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[30fury]

i think one of my favorite things is that we have always been incorrect-quote-ing the gods

(from lucian's dialogues)

like maybe it's the plastic-doll monkey in our brain that latches onto anything of glory and inspiration, least of all important figures (see: fate/stay, touken ranbu, clone high, jesus christ superstar?, hamilton)

but it's very sweet and very, very funny

#greek mythology #myth #mythology

[anekogia]

I posted 92 times in 2022

66 posts created (72%)

26 posts reblogged (28%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@anekogia

@anekogiawritings

@incorrect-joseimuke

@jangmi-latte

I tagged 86 of my posts in 2022

Only 7% of my posts had no tags

#twisted wonderland - 36 posts

#twst - 35 posts

#disney twisted wonderland - 33 posts

#disney twst - 32 posts

#genshin - 31 posts

#genshin impact - 31 posts

#原神 yuan shen - 27 posts

#yuan shen 原神 - 24 posts

#touken ranbu - 22 posts

#tkrb - 20 posts

Longest Tag: 83 characters

#saw a cyno and al-haitham comic on twitter and immediately thought of leona and vil

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

We Stan a four men group with a shared braincell.

Deuce wha- 😂

Source: @turtlesoupscans

396 notes - Posted March 12, 2022

#4

After A-Deuce does something wrong

A-Deuce: *Debating on where to go next*

Ace: If Yuu and Grim finds us first, they'll turn us over to the Headmaster.

Deuce: But if Heartslabyul finds us first, we'll be turned over to Riddle.

Ace: ...

Ace: Ramshackle it is.

411 notes - Posted June 4, 2022

#3

Not completely proud of my picks, but I tried:

Who else should be in here?

420 notes - Posted September 13, 2022

#2

Twisted Wonderland fandom (first half): NRC is a boy school, so Yuu is boy.

~

Twisted Wonderland fandom (second half): No, A female Yuu can still attend boys school. You're just a misogynist.

~

Me: ...Shrimp.

597 notes - Posted July 28, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Riddle in chapter 1: *Insults MC/Yuu's entire upbringing*

What happens next:

See the full post

1,802 notes - Posted March 28, 2022

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#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review

[eldritcheyecryptid]

*Pre-Aogiri Arc*

Kaneki: Why is everyone so obsessed with being a top or a bottom? I just want a bunk bed!

Touka: ...

Tsukiyama: ...

Nishio: Who’s going to tell him?

Touka:*so in love with Kaneki’s innocence* No one better tell him or else.

#tokyo ghoul #touka kirishima #incorrect quotes #kaneki #tsukiyama #Tokyo Ghoul incorrect #anime incorrect quotes #anime #funny ig #i tried #touka x kaneki #touken incorrect #nishiki nishio #i’m tired #bunk bed #inspired by a meme

[thefangirlinawheelchair]

Sada: I can do whatever I want.

Kenshin: I'm calling Shokudaikiri san.

Sada: No wait-

#touken ranbu #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-joseimuke]

MC, about to do a summoning for a boy: These boys want love and affection? I'll SMOTHER them with love and affection!

One of the boys: Maybe it's saying stuff like that that makes boys not want to come here?

#touken ranbu #bungou to alchemist #twisted wonderland #senjuushi #senjuushi rhodoknight #hypnosis mic #incorrect quotes #source: gravity falls

[thefandomsurfer]

Touka: I think Kaneki is secretly poisoning me

Nishiki: Why??

Touka: Whenever I see him, my heart rate picks up and I start to sweat.

Nishiki: He's not poisoning you, that means you like him.

Touka:

Touka: That bitch.

#touka #touka kirishima #nishiki nishio #nishiki #touken #tg #tg re #tokyo ghoul #tokyo ghoul re #tokyo ghoul incorrect quotes #incorrect tokyo ghoul quotes

[mitsukuri]

sadamune: hey, do you think i can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

ookurikara: you’re a hazard to society.

tsurumaru: and a coward. do twenty.

#touken ranbu #taikogane sadamune #ookurikara #tsurumaru kuninaga #incorrect quotes #mine

[handicappedwriter]

Mitsutada: Why must every 500 words of my life be filled with misery?!

#touken ranbu #shokudaikiri mitsutada #out of context fanfic writing #toop in memes #fanfic memes #incorrect quotes

[friedcowboypeachpurse]

Koryuu: I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.

#touken ranbu #incorrect quotes

[retrogamingtrickster]

Edmund: Let me see what you have.

Eiden: A knife!

Edmund: NO!!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I may not have played the game (yet, I’m still trying to figure out how 😅) But I swear Edmund sounds like the mom of the group just from this alone. I might make more of these soon 😂😂😂

Oh and also!! If anyone wants Touken Ranbu Warriors Headcanons id be happy to make em too!! 🤗🤗

#nu carnival #Edmund #Eiden #incorrect quotes #nu carnival incorrect quotes #nu carnival headcanons #touken ranbu #Touken ranbu warriors #Touken ranbu Headcanons #Touken ranbu warriors Headcanons