INCORRECT TOUKEN RANBU QUOTES
ELEG4NT edition
Souza: Why is Hachi so sad?
Kasen: He took one of those “Which Touken Ranbu Character Are You?” quizzes
Souza: And...?
Kasen: He got Nagasone.
Saniwa: Nikkari, you'll be working with Kasen and Hachisuka Kotetsu.
Nikkari: Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone else: *blank stares*
Nikkari: ...Of people on a team.
Nikkari: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Hachisuka Kotetsu?
Hachisuka: Kasen, easily.
Kasen, laughing: What the fuck, man.
Hachisuka: Well, Souza would be too easy. They’d probably be into it.
Souza, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!?
Kasen: What’s the announcement, Souza?
Souza: It’s a lecture. Heshi’s gonna tell us everything they know about sex.
Nikkari: It should be an enjoyable 60 seconds.
Hachisuka: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Nikkari: Three words.
Hachisuka:
Hachisuka: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Kasen: No, that's not how you make cookies.
Nikkari: FLOOR IT!!
Hachisuka: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?
Kasen: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
Hachisuka: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Souza: DO IT!
Kasen: NO-
Souza: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
Kasen: Souza, that's a coma.
Souza: Sounds festive.
Hachisuka: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Souza: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
Kasen: Nikkari... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Nikkari: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Kasen:
Kasen: I wrote sanitize, Nikkari.
Saniwa, going over Souza's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.
Souza: Yes
Saniwa: Okay... may I know what you create?
Souza: Problems.
Nikkari: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Souza: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
Kasen: Why are you on the floor?
Souza: I'm depressed.
Souza: Also I was stabbed, can you get Yagen, please.
Nikkari: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Kasen:
Kasen: Nikkari, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Nikkari: *Sips coffee from bowl*
Kasen: What's the best way to a man's heart?
Kasen: This kind of idiocy will not be tolerated.
Nikkari: Between the fourth and fifth rib. That's where I usually go. I'll put a twist at the end if I want to make sure.
Nikkari: Is there another kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?
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Izuminokami : Between Koryuu, Yamanbagiri, Ookanehira , and Hizen -- if you had to -- who would you punch?
Nansen: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.
Izuminokami : Ookanehira ?
Nansen: Yeah, but I don't know why.
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i think one of my favorite things is that we have always been incorrect-quote-ing the gods
(from lucian's dialogues)
like maybe it's the plastic-doll monkey in our brain that latches onto anything of glory and inspiration, least of all important figures (see: fate/stay, touken ranbu, clone high, jesus christ superstar?, hamilton)
but it's very sweet and very, very funny
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I posted 92 times in 2022
66 posts created (72%)
26 posts reblogged (28%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@anekogia
@anekogiawritings
@incorrect-joseimuke
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I tagged 86 of my posts in 2022
Only 7% of my posts had no tags
#twisted wonderland - 36 posts
#twst - 35 posts
#disney twisted wonderland - 33 posts
#disney twst - 32 posts
#genshin - 31 posts
#genshin impact - 31 posts
#原神 yuan shen - 27 posts
#yuan shen 原神 - 24 posts
#touken ranbu - 22 posts
#tkrb - 20 posts
Longest Tag: 83 characters
#saw a cyno and al-haitham comic on twitter and immediately thought of leona and vil
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
We Stan a four men group with a shared braincell.
Deuce wha- 😂
Source: @turtlesoupscans
396 notes - Posted March 12, 2022
#4
After A-Deuce does something wrong
A-Deuce: *Debating on where to go next*
Ace: If Yuu and Grim finds us first, they'll turn us over to the Headmaster.
Deuce: But if Heartslabyul finds us first, we'll be turned over to Riddle.
Ace: ...
Ace: Ramshackle it is.
411 notes - Posted June 4, 2022
#3
Not completely proud of my picks, but I tried:
Who else should be in here?
420 notes - Posted September 13, 2022
#2
Twisted Wonderland fandom (first half): NRC is a boy school, so Yuu is boy.
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Twisted Wonderland fandom (second half): No, A female Yuu can still attend boys school. You're just a misogynist.
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Me: ...Shrimp.
597 notes - Posted July 28, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
Riddle in chapter 1: *Insults MC/Yuu's entire upbringing*
What happens next:
See the full post
1,802 notes - Posted March 28, 2022
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