Tour!Katherine and Tour!Aragon, @ Tour!Joan:
Tour!Joan only eats soup, but it has to be chicken noodle or chicken and stars. She doesn’t like any others. She’s surprisingly extremely picky.
AWWWW 🥺🥺 that’s so cute!!
Lina peeked her head out of the bedroom in the hotel suite they were staring in. She walked out innocently, glancing at Kat, then at Joan, who was eating her ninth bowl of chicken noodle soup that day and listening to music as she worked at the bar table.
“You let her have soup again?!” Kat growled.
“Yeah.” Lina admitted openly.
“Why?!” Kat yelped. “She’s going to get a kidney stone! AGAIN! She needs to eat other food!”
“At least she’s eating!”
“But she still needs other food! Fruits and vegetables!”
“There’s actually carrot slices in the soup, so…”
“SHE NEEDS MORE!!”
Lina began to laugh at how much Kat was getting working up and Kat glared at her.
“I’m sorry, okay?” Lina said. “She was just too cute to say no to! Just look at that face!”
Kat looked at Joan, and found that she was opening yet another can of soup.
“DON’T GET MORE!!!!!”
Imagine the tour family trio is at a restaurant and Joan keeps getting so many drinks because the pretty waitress keeps asking her if she wants more/recommending things, while Kat tries to contain her laughter at her daughter’s simping and Aragon is just HOWLING.
Tour!Joan accidentally calls Tour!Aragon or Howard “mama” (because of her raging mommy issues) and didn’t speak to them for the rest of the day out of embarrassment
People make fun of her for it but it’s a habit 🥺
Tour!Joan does 👉👈 unironically
Imagine Tour!Anne daring Tour!Joan to not spend time with Howard or Aragon for an entire week.
Of course, Joan accepts. She’s always trying to prove herself to the others, so she thinks this’ll help. But then she realizes just how hard this challenge will be because she isn’t allowed to talk to Howard or Aragon at all. They can’t even hug her!!
Still, she tries.
The first day goes fine, but everything after that turns to shit. Joan isn’t used to being alone anymore. There’s so many times where she greets Howard or Aragon and they ignore her, and she’s so mortified until she remembers the challenge. And she hates it. She hates not being able to talk to them or he held. It reminds her of worse times.
She doesn’t even last five days.
AWWWWW A HAPPY ENDING
She’d beat Mary’s ass no cap
She’d probably put rat poison in Joan’s coffee tbh
She seems really good about getting rid of competition, given how she murdered Jane Grey.
OOOOO THIS IS GOOD!!!!!
Tour!Joan would burst into tears when she sees Tour!Howard!!!!!
It’s so cute for WE!Joan but so sad for Tour!Joan!! I LOVE IT
Baby Tour isn’t used to being alone through this kinda stuff 🥺
God, I love the drastic differences that would occur the longer they stay in each other’s universes.
Once shaky and nervous and sleep deprived, WE!Joan is now more confident and carefree and happy, as you said, but she’s also more filled out because Aragon and Howard are getting her to eat and she’s sleeping more because she feels safe rooming with someone else. Her eye bags slowly disappear, she thinks about things other than work, and her caffeine addiction even starts to get better.
But on the other side of the mirror, any confidence and happiness Tour!Joan had from her time with Howard and Aragon is now gone. She’s quiet, frazzled, and always seems to be teary-eyed because she can’t handle all the bullying she gets. She also becomes much thinner, her eye bags look like bruises, and her face is gaunt and hollowed. She’s so bony now.
I love it!!
Imagine after the mirror breaks, from the several cracks across the glass, she sees WE!Joan’s pitiful smile reflected hundreds of times to her from the shards. And then, WE walks away from her side of the mirror and Tour’s reflection returns to normal, and she realizes that she was never getting home.
Or someone walks in on her pounding on the glass, breaking it into pieces while screaming and crying, “Let me go, you jerk! Let me go! I want to go home!!!”
This idea is even better if nobody really notices that they’ve swapped places. Like, yes, they look different, but that doesn’t really phase them kinda? Nobody realizes it’s a different Joan. But the two of them DO realize that this isn’t their universe, but they don’t think anything of it until they realize how drastically different everyone is.
WE!Joan is wrapped up in so much warmth, while Tour!Joan is alone. And it’s especially difficult for Tour because this production doesn’t move around anymore. So she doesn’t have the usual security of rooming with someone else in a hotel room. She now lives alone and she HATES IT.
And ooooo what if they kinda meet up at a mirror? So WE!Joan has the reflection of Tour!Joan, and Tour is begging to be let back to her universe because she hates it in the WE one. But WE is finally happy, so she refuses.
More children 🥺
Also just imagine Tour and WE Joan swapping places…. WE!Joan instantly flinches away from Howard when she goes to hug her, which concerns Howard. WE!Joan is confused by Howard suddenly being so motherly…and buff. But she probably bursts into tears when she realizes she has TWO MOMS!!
Meanwhile, Tour!Joan is so distressed in the WE!verse. Kitty just called her an “annoying rat that nobody likes” and she doesn’t know how to cope with that because her Kitty would NEVER. And this Aragon is so scary. Tour!Aragon was scary, but at least funny and warm. This Aragon looks so stern and sophisticated and expects the best out of her. And why is Jane so mean to her????? Why is everyone teasing her??? She doesn’t know what she’s doing wrong, she was literally born in this universe two minutes ago