#tragically-sarcastic

[imagine-loki]

Loki and his partner are visiting a realm to try and strengthen ties. The realm is known for being extremely judgmental and word has got out that him and his partner are sharing a room on their stay. His partner notices that a particular word is floating around at the dinner table accompanied by sly looks there way and demands Loki tell them what it is. But he refuses.

#Loki #others #lover #imagine #tragically-sarcastic #partner #realm #judgmental #sharing room

[istanbulite]

Torian Cadera (SWTOR)

Aric Jorgan (SWTOR)

Alain Richter (LOVE & LEGENDS LOVESTRUCK)

Fenris (DRAGON AGE 2)

Danse (FO4)

Laurent (PERFUMARE WIP)

Blade (SHOH WIP)

AND on the same BUT Outwardly Emotional corner we got:

Astraeus (ASTORIA LOVESTRUCK)

Jaal ama Darav (MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA)

Elliott (STARDEW VALLEY)

Uses sarcasm to hide feelings gang

Garrus Vakarian (MASS EFFECT TRILOGY)

M (WAYHAVEN CHRONICLES)

#swtor #torian cadera #paladin danse #...he s on the sarcastic side but.Yup #i was gonna add jumin han AND Lucifer but idc abt them anymore <3 #was gonna add Garrus too alas he s too sarcastic for that group #aric jorgan #fenris #su.txt #astraeus #jaal ama darav #odd that even after playing romance club for so long i cant pick a name that stands out... #btw this is just their romance paths #EVEN sadder is i know no female characters like this.....fuckin tragic! #interactive fiction #dragon age #fallout 4 #shepherds of haven #dragon age 2 #mass effect andromeda #alain Richter #love and legends #astoria fate's kiss #lovestruck #stardew valley #sdv elliott

[gideonisms]

I am a gideon girl forever but that said if I had never met gideon I would still be fucking obsessed with kiriona. So much going on there. Let me in your head babygirl. Shh stop swatting me away I just want to take a look!

#at the hint of her tragic backstory i would be meow meowifying her instantly #me throughout my teenage years: oh the bad boy with a heart of gold is so stupid i'm completely immune #me when that bad boy is a sarcastic butch: *literally tripping over myself to justify everything she's ever said or done* #i would be a kiriona apologist no matter what. i'm weak

[willowtreehigh]

London boy to So Long, London is something I am not ready for

#someone is going to have to sedate me #it is about to be blood curdlingly tragic or hear me out #she pulls a nasty and it’s a sarcastic piss take #I hope Joe owns a pair of running shoes 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ #the tortured poets department #taylor swift

[odessastone]

I’ve become so much more of a Sombra enjoyer as the years go on. There’s just something so … about a character who knows so much and is constantly in danger because of it but can’t stop poking the beast because her moral code won’t let her let it go. Who is trying to help people in the long run but just can’t bring herself to lower her walls enough to let other people in, so she comes across as so fundamentally unlikeable and untrustworthy that no one really, truly cares about her*, and she ends up shooting her own cause in the foot because she just can’t let herself be genuine and vulnerable to anyone, ever

*save for the single true friend she has, who is so damaged in his own right that their friendship has tons of limitations

#overwatch #Sombra #sombra overwatch #olivia colomar #like. there’s just something about a character who is risking her life every day to go after some of the worst evils in the world #and yet is despised by nearly everyone and has to carry this tremendously heavy burden all alone #and it’s entirely her own doing because she purposely projects that unlikeability out of fear of anyone getting too close to her #and she keeps up this sarcastic detached demeanor like she doesn’t care when the truth is that she cares so so much #hhhhh #it’s so tragic like . I feel like Sombra will eventually get herself killed snooping around the wrong people. and no one will even care. #if anything they’ll be glad to get rid of her.

[angeltannis]

mom and I watched Goosebumps (2015) and honestly it was pretty not-great overall but Ough the twist using The Ghost Next Door was so good. I wasn't even very involved with Goosebumps as a kid and I remember that episode of the show vividly because the shock and tragedy of it really stuck with me. Perfect choice for the One Good Monster imo. she and Jack Black were pretty much the saving grace of this movie

#the rest of it feels so by the book (no pun intended lol) and the dialogue is like #everybody's immediately ready with a perfect sarcastic one liner #and it's that kind of movie where it's terrified to take itself too seriously so they have to load every scene with stupid jokes #like the bit with the police where one of them was in training so they had to keep correcting her on stuff? painful lmao #i would say this movie is probably fun for kids but tbh idk how they'd feel about it since kids today didnt rly grow up with GB #(or maybe theyre still reading them idk) #anyway it was pretty meh overall. i did like the monster designs tho #and im a sucker for tragic girls so they got me there

[reineyday]

i love how all the upper ranks seem to have something that makes them tragic, except for gyokko who is just a narcissistic asshole lol

#rei rambles #kny #demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #gyokko #i am including the fact that hantengu recalls being called pathetic and douma having no feelings as things that make them tragic btw #not necessarily a tragic back story but like. something to pity about them. #there was no sad backstory with gyokko and it makes me laugh haha #also his fight with muichiro was so??? funny?????? mui just being a sarcastic teenager with every response was so chefs kiss

[stripesysheaven]

"okay class what did we learn today." is so funny

i imagine jack saying it at the end of each episode while the rest of the cast is sitting on the ground like a bunch of preschoolers

#sawyer says something sarcastic and jack is like ‘no try again’ #then kate says something sarcastic and the whole class gets detention #so tragic so sad #whateverhappenedhappened #asks #my posts

[chichiricatsan]

idk man, outside of everything else Anders dealt with, if the faction I was sworn into to avoid a fate worse than death (Tranquility), that shaved off a nice chunk of years for me to live regardless, made me give up my support cat because it "made me too soft", I'd probably want to destroy the chantry, too.

#man anders gets the shaft in this series doesn't he #granted his actions are extreme #but whether you agree or disagree #he's had it rough #he's so sarcastically silly in awakening and then BOOM da2 happens...literally. HUURGH i hate my brain #taking away my cat would have literally been one of the last straws for me too m'dude #idk...having DA2 thoughts on anders and handers and just...*sobs into the void* #why it gotta be so TRAGIC #dragon age 2 #dragon age ii #da2 #da2 anders #dragon age anders #anders dragon age

[genreawareness]

okay it’s extremely funny that anybody interprets mitski’s me and my husband as a straightfaced love song. like no? we’re not all having the same vivid mental picture of a 1950’s housewife? “and i am the idiot with a painted face / in the corner taking up space / but when he walks in / i am loved / i am loved” is not reading to everybody else like really good lightly sarcastic narrative imagery about hanging too much of yourself on this relationship working out?

#from the desk #sarcastic’s not the word i want but close enough #posts brought to you by i was thinking about how good a love song i will is and idly decided to look up if thered #been a love song bracket yet #there has. i will did not win it. tragically #listen im not immune to the quiet urgency of promising to look at the most vulnerable parts of someone and make a home there anyway #mitski mitski mitski….. one of the lyricists ever i think #me and my husband is really good too it conveys that particular sense of desperation SO strongly to me while not really having any lines #directly pointing to that #but man. i will be sooooo happy when i can learn i will it sounds so NICE on accoustic #i will take good care of you. i will take good care of you. everything you feel is good if you would only let you

[ghostly-squid]

Terfs really do say "I hate anyone who doesn't look like me, act like me, and agree with me" and think they're practicing a "new and improved" type of "feminism", huh?

#pro trans or gtfo 💖 #terfs #transphobia #reinventing the wheel but the wheel is labled 'bigotry' #people just tell on themselves all the time on the internet! it's so wild!(derogatory) #in other news my new toxic habit is telling terfs on YouTube comments I'm praying for them to find the true meaning of kindness #I non-sarcastically need to be stopped #twitter opened the floodgates of me engaging with others which means I am more ready to wade into the cesspits of the internet 2 throw down #which is BAD FOR MY MENTAL HEALTH #If I can manage to throw myself into a new project I might be able to save my soul but who can say for sure #seriously tragic to see hatred bubble back up like toxic gasses you prayed dissipated long ago though

[knowlesian]

quick e4 observation: when you watch with the fact that ed had his plan worked out and ready from the second he asked izzy about the clouds pinned to the front of your mind, it really changes up how ed’s frustration/emphasis on how bored he is lands for the rest of the episode.

these writers make me mad.

#truly just annoyingly detailed and careful #like how in e3 izzy tells fang and ivan ed is “half insane” #and implies he’s erratic and who knows why he does anything #and then next ep tells ed he’s “massaging the crew” and it’s his efforts that keep them in line #so we as an audience know: uhhhh lil cranky man we just saw you do the opposite ofthat #also: his demands ed focus up hit different when you know ed’s already done with the plan #and that ed tried to loop izzy in on it and he just didn’t want to hear it #i have to assume ed knows izzy says that kind of shit about him #no wonder he gets all sarcastic and OH SOUNDS HARD IZ #he interacts with the crew they make sure to have ivan and fang both confirm that #so izzy is like THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF MEEEE #and ed is like you tell people i’m crazy like every third day #is that MASSAGING iz? is that what we call that now? #their dynamic: so tragic and compelling ngl

[clockend]

love how girlies talk abt shame footie mancrushes but genuinely mine is the worst bc a) im a lesbian but seeing some images of that man truly makes me insane? b) genuinely the worst possible rivalry shame man crush. maybe one day i will be brave enough to tell my story

#i love calling it a mancrush tbh. i love being a lesbian bc this never happens to me w women. but also good Lird #u lot r so brave for being attracted to men im not even being sarcastic rn 🫡 #like ONE person knows tho. tragic

[neck-thats-made-for-bruising]

I love how when I made my intro post when I first started this blog a million years ago (like 3 months ago) I said I was getting a guitar soon but I still haven't got it

#im being sarcastic #I don't love it at all #it's tragic #when I get a guitar I'm gonna forget everything I learned

[everydayimslothin]

very serious unbiased poll... who is the most character

I'm in agonized suspense

#tumblr polls #poll bracket #Poll #Sarcastic but not hating #I just think it's funny when it's like whos the most tragic #Batman or Turgon #Like Turgon is more tragic but only you and like 10 other people have read the silmarillion well enough to remember who he is

[ralsriel]

Only two days until octopath traveler 2, I'm genuinely so excited for it!!

#octopath traveler #I'm not sure if I'll liveblog it but!! I did play the demo and honestly? I've enjoyed the first octopath but this one seems #to have improved A LOT in regards to the stories #as in more atmosphere more character interactions etc #which is super exciting #I picked Temenos first and really like him so far he's fun #I then also recruited Osvald and Ochette and ahhh there's so many things I like about them and the way #the game tells their stories #like the fact that you can choose your companion with Ochette or the way the intro for Temenos worked #i think it's neat #oh yeah also I've realized that my taste in characters is way too predictable #give me a tragic traumatized guy and/or a sarcastic soft and clever blorbo and they probably *will* be my faves #I picked Temenos because I thought 'oh hey!! a male cleric heck yeah!' and he did not disappoint in the slightest #also his dynamic with crick is very funny ngl #not sure who I'll pick as my last party member #I'll probably either go for the thief or the merchant #both because I like the jobs and I miss stealing from others without fighting them #but also because they interest me the most based on their potential concepts #I don't know anything other than what I've seen in my 3 hour playthrough of the demo btw #but yeah #OH YEAH I forgot to mention this but I think it's funny that I can mug people exclusively at night with Osvald #especially because you can manually change between day and night #crime time