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joeyyrayy · 1 year
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Thank god everyday for ✨ Trailer Trash Tammy ✨
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elvirusx · 10 months
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I need to see this woman live again. One of the best nights.
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Betty "Freakin” White. America’s Golden Girl. The world’s Golden Girl....
Betty “Freakin” White. America’s Golden Girl. The world’s Golden Girl. My Golden Girl. (Sorry Bea Arthur) Her death shook the Earth and affected us all deeply. Those who were fortunate enough to know her and those of us who knew her for her iconic film and television appearances can easily say that they fangirled over a 99-year-old who will forever be remembered. Passing away just weeks before…
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indianfartysummers · 7 months
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Are you stupid?
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pinkopalina · 1 year
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okay so. i was gonna put this under a read more but it started being fun so
here's mama april mae, butt-head's mom in opalverse
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so some of dolly beavis' influences were dolly parton ofc, the nurse from give blood, every slut joke they've ever made, bits and pieces of fandom shirley, yzma, little things i liked here and there...
for mama april mae i based her off of mama june LOL. and tammy, that trailer trash girl from vine, a bit off that woman from 1-900-beavis too, ignore the deranged implication but i always felt a connection to that design
i feel like dolly is probably in her 50s, 60s maybe? and mama is in her late 30s, early 40s? i imagine they knew each other before they had beavis and butt-head, because of how their dads met them. i imagine mama always looked up to dolly kinda? like HER mom? so them being pregnant at the same time and having kids was a weird experience for her. its almost like butt-head is dolly's grandkid. people have weird fucked up relationships, you know? i wanted that to reflect with the boys.
mama is actively mean to butt-head and hates him. she thinks he ruined her life, doesnt account for the fact it wasnt much to begin with.
dolly is more like, absent. kinda like luanne's mom, leeanne was also an influence on dolly. she dumps beavis with butt-head a lot and mama kinda grew to resent dolly a little too? i imagine mama (who was just april mae before she had to take on this specific role she grew to hate) and dolly were really close before and during the pregnancy, but then their ideas about responsibilities and stuff put a dent in their relationship. mama april started feeling like both of these dumb kids that ruined their lives were her problem and that was also dolly's fault, so she just kind of resents everyone.
i'm also headcanoning that dolly's MIDDLE name is shirley, and she goes from calling herself dolly to asking everyone to call her shirley when she's ready to leave "that life" (including beavis and april) behind, in an attempt to sound a little more professional... it doesn't work, her reputation precedes her, and beavis is unaware of her choice. he just thinks she's still off slutting around somewhere and he's not wrong... she probably has to do a lot of unfortunate professional favors inorder to get by,but it's what she's good at and it lets her get away from her old life just enough to let it remind her.
OKAY well anyways there's the brunt of my bbh moms canon!!!
under the cut just a friendly reminder of beavis' mom in my canon, dolly shirley beavis lol:
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thaliasandy · 2 years
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Slightly smutty Hellcheer headcanon:
"Studies have linked violent behavior to the game, saying it promotes satanic worship, ritual sacrifice, sodomy, suicide, and even... Murder."
They're sitting in the back of Eddie's van, the radio's playing in the background; It's comfy, there are blankets and a couple of cushions and Chrissy feels herself blush wondering what he usually does in here. While he's expertly rolling a joint, she picks up the magazine with the Dungeons and Dragons article and reads it, when she closes the magazine again she's kind of fidgety almost nervous.
"Spit it out, Princess, What is it?"
He asks, taking a drag from the joint before passing it to her.
"Oh um...is it true what it says in here?"
She inhales the smoke deep into her lungs like he'd shown her and tries not to cough.
"Well I don't sacrifice innocent little virgins, now do I?"
He gives her an evil teasing grin and she playfully slaps his chest.
She gets chatty when she's high and the last time they smoked together she'd embarrassedly told him that she didnt go all the way with Jason yet, not for lack of trying on Jason's part though.
Eddie was far from an expert at sex himself, he'd made out with a couple of people, lost his virginity to Tammy Thompson two years ago, saw his fair share of porn magazines and videos and got a blow job in his car, from a flirty college girl that had somehow got lost at the Hideout with her friends a couple months ago;
So he'd reassured Chrissy that there's nothing wrong with waiting for the right moment ,with him, he thought, not with Carver, knowing that that would never happen, that The queen of Hawkins High would never let a trailer trash, drug dealing, DnD playing loser like him defile her.
"That's not what I meant! That other thing..."
"Huh? The murder? Yeah haven't killed anyone either...yet"
He still smirks, the deep pink blush spreading all over her face tells him exactly what she's refering to but he enjoys teasing her a bit too much.
"Stooooop! You know what I mean...isnt that....like...really painful?"
She leans in close and is almost whispering as if anyone can overhear, despite them sitting in his car, next to lovers lake, while it's raining outside and not a soul is in sight.
"I mean I've never been on the recieving end... or the giving for that matter, but I guess it can feel really good for both partners if the guy is careful and knows what he's doing..."
He feels his own face burning now and doesn't know if it's the weed making him lightheaded or his blood flow being diverted away from his brain. He adjusts the way he sits, hoping she doesn't notice.
"But maybe don't ask Jason to...you know, do that with you..."
"You think he wouldn't know how to make it good for me?"
She looks at him with her big blue innocent eyes as if she didnt just ask him about anal sex.
"Pfff I'm sure he doesn't know how to make you feel good in general but can we please stop talking about Carver fuck-...about this asshole doing anything with you?" 
"Sorry...didnt wanna make you angry"
The mood just went from playful to ice cold. He holds out the joint to her but she's staring at her hands, fiddling with a loose thread on the hem of her cheer skirt.
Eddie gently brushes his knuckles along her upper arm and offers her the joint again when she looks at him.
"Hey I'm not angry...just don't want to think about you having sex is all."
She stares at him, bottom lip quivering, hardly able to hold back her tears, swallowing the lump in her throat and Eddie's confused how they ended up here, things were going so well and now she's almost crying and he's not even sure what he did wrong.
"I know I'm not much to look at but you don't have to be so mean about it."
"Oh shit! Chrissy, that's not what I meant!" He can't help but chuckle at the absurdity of this situation,
"Look, I'm a simple man, you keep talking about getting' and he lowers his voice and leans in as if he's letting her in on a secret, the way she did earlier' "some back door action, I'm going to think about it and I'll have a bit of a problem here..."
He vaguely gestures towards his crotch. Chrissy's eyes go wide when she realizes.
"Oh...oh!!!...you mean...Oh my god I'm sorry...wait...because of me?"
"Yeah... you're driving me crazy, isnt that obvious?"
"So you ARE into that?" She giggles and he's just glad she's not crying anymore.
God he loves the sound of her giggling, he runs his hand over his face shaking his head.
"Chrissy Cunningham, people would think you're a real freak if they knew about your new found interest in sodomy"
He says the last word in this deep, almost growl- like voice he sometimes uses when playing DnD , and he didn't expect that kind of reaction but he's delighted to see the shiver that runs through her. Eddie leans against the back of the driver seat, one of his long legs streched out in front of him the other slightly bent, still trying to not put his semi hard dick too much on display.
"You're not going to tell anyone, right?"
"Of course not, Princess, it's our dirty little secret."
He was just trying to be funny but her breathless little gasp and the way she looks at him, like this is the most exciting thing that ever happened to her, her pupils dilated so far her eyes almost look black, before she crawls over and snuggles against him like a fucking kitten, like they usually do once the high sets in, make him realize he probably could get into her proverbial pants right now, if only he was a bit more of an asshole.
"Do you...do you need help with that?"
She murmurs into his Hellfire club shirt, her fingers trace a path down his chest until they're dangerously close to waistband of his pants.
The frustrated groan that slips out of his lips before he gently grasps her hand and links their fingers together, sends another shiver through Chrissy's body. He doesn't want to turn her down... HOLY FUCK does he want to feel those dainty fingers wrapped around his cock but everything about this feels wrong, not in a hot, 'doing something forbidden' kind of way but in a 'she might regret this later and never speak a single word with him again' way.
"We shouldn't be doing this, Sweetheart,  not tonight... but if you still want to ...next time we meet, we can. Is that alright for you?"
She looks up into his mesmerizing brown eyes and nods excitedly, this is so wildly different than what she's used to with Jason she can feel herself fall head over heels in love with this boy.
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tangerineloom · 1 day
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So that’s pretty bad I guess you guys wanted the Mexican money or whatever money right Dickon which money do you think they wanted because I know that one of you guys are not a dirty motherfucker, but I did have this very fucked up dream and I’m very good usually with discerning the energies What I understand from the dream was that the person probably likely had some very dirty disgusting incest, children who did nasty things think about the old Testament and the Bible in the Bible
Tell me something, Julia and Amanda why are you guys so envious of me if you did all of these things that you wanted to do and you got what you wanted
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Josh would try to smear them because he’s a disgusting person who has sex with children
Josh, I can’t find your penis honey
And you do not actually have sex with those people because you don’t and I can tell you right now you would not be married to a piece of trailer trash like Tammy if you had so much sex with royalty
Well, I guess we just need to turn the frequency way up on Andy until he goes deaf same for his incest lover sibling
Of course you don’t call it a holocaust against incest people you just do it and Eddie can tell you all kinds of lies but of course Brooke you know that we are tired of people like Eddie because people like Eddie will hurt either one of us even if we are very, very cleanand I don’t know about you, honey, but I certainly try to be clean although it’s a very delicate thing to talk about with you
 and like what about the ego of protection part like what about that anybody anybody?
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kuwaitspisce · 23 days
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Children in America will not respect anybody so there is no reason to actually enforce good teaching in school because most of them don’t deserve anything nice
Your parents are trashy and pretentious liars teaching you to hate orphans and be fatty fuckies
They teach you to hate orphans so that they can steal everything from dead people and pretend to be those people and then give you a bunch of lies, which you will later find out are lies
Tammy honey, everybody already knew you were trailer trash baby girl. Everybody knows that’s all you will ever be and everybody knows that you’re pretty stupid as well baby
Sounds like Josh wanted to fuck will lol
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jackslaughter1 · 5 months
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deadfag2u · 5 months
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I don’t know maybe I will, but I should probably go to California
Probably I don’t know, but where the hell am I gonna live out there if you can’t afford living
Turn Ln. highway which place has more oh Mexico City that’s true where else
Oh wait wait it’s my Santa. It’s Punjab India.
I didn’t say anything about Santa Claus you guys but Monica you’re gonna learn some boundaries honey I said you’re going to you’re gonna you’re gonna learn some goddamn boundaries and no but I mean if we’re gonna be in that energy field to be honest with you honey
Well, me, Shakira and Debbie all found a similar little space of shit. I don’t know. What do you call that?
I call that being embarrassed, Rebecca I had no idea here’s Frosch here’s fresh
What the fuck is it? Oh yeah, don’t don’t do that. Don’t do that.
Well, that went to shit dental work, people trying to steal your dang man
I was telling Brittany Smith about it. I said you know what that Trailor trash Tammy
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humanrinds · 10 months
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i finally listened to load after forgetting that i had it on my phone and it's fine but a few of the songs reminded me of those trailer trash tammy vines where she's patrolling the trailer park with a massive cup in her hand
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nerdwelt · 1 year
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„1000-Pfund-Schwestern“: Tammy Slaton zeigt einen erheblichen Gewichtsverlust in einem Skelett-Sweatshirt, als sie Chelsea Lynn trifft.
DIXON, KY: Tammy Slayton rockte das Internet, indem sie alle mit ihren Gewichtsverlustfotos neckte. Der Star hat kürzlich in ihrer Instagram-Story ein Foto mit der Stand-up-Comedian Chelsea Lynn geteilt, die für ihre „Trailer Trash Tammy“-Figur bekannt ist. Und Tammy sah auf den Fotos wunderbar dünner aus. WERBUNG Wir haben den Kampf der 1000-Pfund-Schwestern mit Gewichtsverlust miterlebt. Sie…
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meetme-invalhalla · 1 year
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I haven’t worn a bra in two days thanks to Covid and I can’t decide if I feel free or like Trailer Trash Tammy.
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killbaned · 2 years
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Why the fuck was kid rock making out with trailer trash Tammy at summerslam
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harryhandstan · 2 years
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idk if any of you know of or watch trailer trash tammy/chelsie lynn on youtube but my sister got to go to her show tonight and then meet her afterward!!!
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