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Back on my genderfuck batcryptid shit (this doesn’t make ANY sense whatsoever)
Some reporter, after a Justice League fight with a villain that happened to be gender non-conforming, being rude about trans ppl, trying to get a comment from the justice league, steamrolling past any and all niceties and no comments, Superman about to pop into a rant that Batman just KNOWS will be twisted out of context and turn into a PR nightmare.
So Batman chooses not to anger, but confuse.
Batman, in his deep gravelly voice: “So I’m a woman then?”
Reporter: “…what?”
Batman, either trans or lying: “you just defined a woman as being capable of carrying a child. I have the biological capability to bear young. Does that make me a woman?”
Some other reporter: “But your name is BatMAN.”
Batman, going all in on the cryptid thing: “Gotham named me. I am partially of the species ‘man.’ Gender is irrelevant to the name. I suppose my womb makes me a woman then.”
Reporter: “I… yes? Yes. Women have wombs. Men have dicks.”
Batman: “Oh. I also have a Dick.”
(Robin falls over cackling)
Reporter: “You what?”
Batman: “What does that make me?”
Wonder Woman, rolling with the punches while the rest of the JL are either confused or trying not to laugh: “Whatever you feel you are, my fellow warrior. Tell me, would you rather I refer to you with She/her? As a shield sister? Or they/them?”
Transphobic reporter, squawking in horror:
Green Lantern, supporting the bit: “We can call you Batwoman!”
Batman: “I would be honored to be referred to as your sister. I do not care what you refer to me as, but I have become used to he/him. And I am keeping Batman. It is the name Gotham gave me. I will not change it for my genitals.”
Transphobic Reporter, pissed now: “But you’re a woman!”
Batman, nodding: “So you have explained. Tell me- when I grow too old to bear young, will I become a man? Is that why it’s called menopause?”
(Robin sits up and cheers)
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