fake mash plots — “ captains charming “
the only clue a hungover hawkeye has of the nurse he spent the night with are the shoes she left in the swamp , and he begins a futile search for the owner of them . trapper’s shy and awkward old friend makes a visit to the 4077th , and trapper tries to pawn him off on a nurse so he doesn’t have to cancel the date he had planned .
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do you think if Trapper fell down that Hawk would spend weeks calling him Tripper John
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trapper is my guy for many reasons but one is how well his humor translates into modern day. like in 3x3 when he gets that silly suit made “hey, you guys wanna see the pinstripe suit of all time?” any other sitcom guy would be like oh brother what a pickle. but trapper just bursts into the room like look at this stupid fucking suit i love it more than anything
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time for me to answer the question thats been plagueing this fandom (me) for centuries (minutes)
How Often Did the M*A*S*H Crew Attend Mulcahy’s Services?
Colonel Blake
Henry would attend for holidays and whenever he felt he had a personal crisis. Lorraines affair, his second child, those were times where Henry would be on the front pew trying his best to focus on the sermon (and failing, groaning with his head in his hands and distracting the father terribly).
Colonel Potter
Colonel Potter is almost always there Sunday morning, 5 minutes before so he can nab his usual spot (even though everyone knows not to sit there). The only times he doesnt make it (besides emergencies of course) are those rare, beautiful mornings where his body practically pulls him up and onto Sophie for an early morning ride.
Major Freedman
Sidney tries to attend a service whenever he’s in town, mostly because he enjoys Francis’ unique perspective in his sermons, but he also has a self described intellectual fascination with all different religions. He has all different religious scriptures in his office in Tokyo, he brushes up as often as he can so he can better relate to his religious patients.
Majors Houlihan/ Burns
I put these two together because they only go together unless the other is sick or indisposed, in which case the former doesn’t go at all. They attend regularly unless they’re preoccupied… 😉
Major Winchester
Charles never cared for church, he almost never goes unless he’s truly bored out of his skull- or on holidays. When he lived with his parents in Boston he would make excuses to why he wasn’t able to attend, a habit he curiously continues with Pierce and Hunnicut even though they couldn’t care less. All about keeping up his image, I guess?
Trapper/Hawkeye/BJ
Another case of both parties going or neither going at all. Trapper and Hawkeye wouldn’t go unless they could tell Francis was low in spirits, both trying to lift him up by attending and singing the hymns as over-the-top as they could. Hawk and BJ keep that tradition alive, but BJ drags Hawkeye to a few additional services when he can, too.
Klinger
Klinger LOVES going to church even though he isn’t religious. He gets to show off his best outfits, sing his heart out, and (most of the time) spend quality time with Mulcahy, Potter, and Radar. He only doesn’t go when he’s too hungover or tired from excessive weekend debauchery but he keeps a lid on that since he loses most of his money gambling on Fridays.
Radar
Radar didn’t go to church as often when Henry was in command, though he still attended at least once a month as a promise to his mother. He goes more often now that Potter is around because of that paternal bonding he doesn’t even realize his subconscious is seeking. He also genuinely likes sticking around to ask Mulcahy questions about the bible. He loves some of the larger than life books of the old testament- people like Sampson and Androcles remind him of his favorite comic book heroes which Francis invokes to help him relate to the scripture.
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