#trash family

[qqueenofhades]

Try to have some respect the queen just DIED. It's not like she was evil or anything

And why should I do that for the head of a family that oversaw the British Empire's legendarily brutal concentration camps in colonialist Kenya during the 1952-1960 Mau Mau rebellion, has personally and repeatedly shielded credibly accused rapist Prince Andrew and tried to get the scandal to go away, personally paid Andrew's financial settlement while the family treated Meghan Markle terribly and gave her none of the same protection, exerted a huge amount of control over UK public finances without any transparency or disclosure (while also receiving huge amounts of that money), got to personally edit laws according to her likes and dislikes, enjoyed sweeping legal immunities that are described as a "threat to UK democracy," is the most visible figurehead of British colonialism even as her descendants put on a horribly tone-deaf Caribbean tour (twice in one year!) that was basically about unreconstructed imperial imagery of the kind that is poisoning Britain, while the entire country buys into the fantasy that she is an impartial, uninvolved, kindly and benevolent grandmotherly figure....?

Nah.

#anonymous #ask #anyway royal family still trash film at 11 #history #british history #history of empire

[bucky-bucky-bucky-bucky]

RIP Charlie Bradbury, you would’ve loved hacking into JK Rowling’s bank accounts and donating her millions and millions of dollars to trans people and trans organizations

#charlie bradbury #jk rowling is a transphobe #JK Rowling is trash #supernatural #spn #supernatural fandom #spn fandom #spn family #felicia day #queen of moons

[quaint-ignorant]

do you see the vision

#tcf #tcf cale #trash of the count's family #cale henituse #kim dokja #orv #orv kim dokja #omniscient reader's viewpoint #lloyd frontera #tged #the greatest estate developer

[calethescammer]

One of my favourite brain rotting tcf ideas is Cale having some tremor disorder. Basically, he has hands that randomly tremble without any reason.

It may be genetic to him, or he developed it as Cale because of not eating his meals properly and inevitably developing some vitamin deficiency.

Now comes the best part.

Imagine Cale, perhaps in some really gruesome battle, with blood of enemies and allies mixed around him. Imagine his family seeing Cale's stoic face, wondering how a person so young can be so brave, and then they see his hands shaking under his raven coat, even as they're curled tightly into a fist.

Imagine Cale looking at Jour's portrait, admiring her beauty and her alike face with his own. But then his family sees him, his gaze fixated on his mother's image and his hands trembling slightly.

Imagine him, standing at the forefront of some battle with his shields raised, with his hands trembling uncontrollably, even though he is not straining himself. The people protected under him can only tear up at his selflessness.

Imagine Cale after attacking the enemies with a wave of firebolts, but his hands again started shaking badly, even if he has them covered under his sleeves. His family misunderstands that as Cale hiding his pain.

Imagine Cale, resting on a couch after some battle, and when Raon, On and Hong excitedly climb upon his lap, he only smiles slightly and pats them with his trembling hands. The kids then worriedly inform Ron of this and Cale recieves sweet lemon tea for a whole week.

Imagine Cale talking about territory matters with Alberu, and Alberu is once again amazed by his dongsaeng's witty and almost experienced approaches to problems like war. But then he sees Cale's hands shaking while holding the tea cup, and he realises how absolutely not normal it is to not be nervous in such a situation. (Alberu later pledges to himself to give Cale the slacker life he always wished for.)

Just imagine Cale in any situation with trembling hands and it literally creates the most hilarious misunderstandings with some really wonderful angst.

#I'm absolutely gonna write this in whole later #it also helps you realise how much Cale is used to stuff that he shouldn't be used to #and the fact that no one in his family questions it. and just. goes along with it. #its really funny till you realise how traumatised this guy is #genuinely one of my most favourite brainrots to daydream about #trash of the count's family #lout of the count’s family #cale henituse #tcf #lcf #tcf novel #tcf prompt #kim rok soo

[muzwoom]

Penelope is a long lost thames to *me*

#penelope eckhart #villains are destined to die #death is the only ending for the villainess #cale henituse #trash of the counts family #tcf #just drawing dmm

[manwtv]

The Kim's all have 1 braincell in common . . . They should really get rid of that braincell

#the greatest estate designer #tged #the greatest estate developer #lout of the count’s family #trash of the count's family #omniscient reader's viewpoint #omniscient reader #orv #lloyd frontera #cale henituse #kim dokja #my art

[ariesimping]

No, cuz his expression says it all.

- With Alver, smile of someone who will give another headache to a certain crown prince

- With Choi Han, a look of someone who is scared that he might break his bones teaching the young man yet serious cuz he was asked for it

- With Rosalyn, smile of a proud and expected look

- With Kids, Awkward, Stiff yet enjoys it cuz of the energetic kiddos.

#lcf #lout of count’s family #tcf #trash of the count's family #lout of the count’s family #trash of count's family #cale henituse #lcf choi han #tcf choi han #choi han #lcf alver #alver crossman #rosalyn #lcf rosalyn #lcf raon #lcf ohn #lcf hong

[meladi-artz]

Happy birthday Cale!! Don't ask me how they convinced him to dance with them, all you need is that he'll need a long nap afterwards.

#cale henituse #lout of the count’s family #trash of the count's family #백망되 #lcf on #lcf #tcf #raon miru #lcf ohn #lcf hong #my art #Designing personal outfits #what is that #Do you have to be so stylish cale #I can't do you justice

[ayasenisan1713]

Cale: I want a slacker life.

Cale: But to have a peaceful life, my family needs to have a peaceful life as well, and we need to live in a peaceful world too to not be bothered by anyone.

Cale: So let’s achieve world peace.

Cale: Then let’s do multiverse world peace because other worlds could also bother us and for an unknown reason I HAVE to be the one who does it instead of sending my subordinates and lazing around.

Cale: And while striving for world peace, something that nobody has been able to achieve so far, I’ll complain that I don’t want to work and say I’m weak.

Cale: Ah, I’m weak. *killing the strongest villain who tried to become god*

Cale: I want a slacker life. *trying to achieve world peace and working more than anyone else*

Cale: Sigh…

Reader: Sigh…

#just Cale being the most unreliable narrator ever #tcf #lcf #trash of the count's family #cale henituse #facepalming #🤣🤣🤣 #Eruhaben: You unlucky bastard…

[fictional2dcharacters]

When Cale gains a new ancient power or ability, he never tells anyone. The only way you know of his powers is if he uses them in a fight or you were there when he got it.

No one knew about Record until Cale used it trying to find the White Stars reincarnations. Heck, they still don’t know what that was.

To them, Cale just suddenly gained the ability to remember everything he read and he was also getting a fever from it, so no one knows what that was.

When he used Instant to destroy to the statues, NO ONE knew whatever THE FUCK THAT WAS—LIKE— Cale transcended time to destroy and statue, and then he looked like he took a shower in KNIVES SOMEHOW?? AND THEN HIS PLATE STARTED TO BREAK???

When Cale first used the super rock in the gorge of death no one knew a single thing about whatever the fuck was happening, but they just had to accept it

[this bit was added on later- whenever Cale used the “Blood-drenched rock” or whatever it was called while he was trying to use Embrace on the White Star, and he ended up using Embrace on one of the White Stars attacks but the button or whatever was holding it started to break so it was basically a bomb and he just ran through the castle like a mad man, and to everyone else it looked like Cale was covered in blood. Absolutely no one had any clue that he wasn’t in fact bleeding from everywhere on his body so that’s literally what they were assuming]

When Cale helped the Jungle because Arm had taken an island hostage and rigged dead mana bombs around the shore and everyone’s like

“oh no, what do we do, if we try to take it back all the hostages will die” and Cale is just like “leave it to me. I will eat all of the dead mana” LIKE SIR-💀

THAT IS NOT A NORMAL THING TO SAY.

And then they go along with the plan anyways!?! AND THEN CALE STARTS CONTROLLING THE FUCKING TREES???

AND THE ALLIES JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT IT AND KEEP GOING WITH THE PLAN BECAUSE IF THEY DON’T EVERYTHING WOULD GO TO SHIT?

Just-

Cale:*reveals a new power in the heat of battle*

The enemies:😨

The allies:😨

#tcf #lcf #lout of the count’s family #totcf #tcf novel #tcf incorrect quotes #incorrect tcf quotes #trash of the counts family #tcf cale #tcf humor #tcf ancient powers #tcf meme #Cales allies are literally just as confused as the enemies when Cale uses a new power #and they all just have to stfu and go with it #Cale needs to learn that he CANNOT run through the whole ass palace looking like he just jumped into a blender and then just not explain

[blueteller]

Cale lying to us about the very premise of his own story be like...

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count's family #cale henituse #cale #tcf cale #meme #tcf meme #humor #tcf humor #cale is a total clown #this poor unlucky bastard #let him dream

[asterefflores]

I tried finding my art style the whole day till I realized I do have my own style already, sometimes I could be really dumb lmao

And this is the result of my struggle today 🤝🏻

#lout of count’s family #trash of the count's family #lcf #tcf #og cale #fanart #fanfic #cale henituse #kim rok soo

[nyxowl16]

what is up with queer depressed men adopting kids and actually doing a good job of parenting??????

and bonus ofc: Stolas and Lucifer!

#I couldn't add blitzo and not the other dads by vivziepop #gojo satoru #geto suguru #blitzo #kim dokja #cale henituse #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel lucifer #aizawa #bsd fukuzawa #kdj #orv kdj #gojo being a dad #dad gojo #mother geto #geto suguru being a mother #trash of the count's family #totcf #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #orv #omnicient reader's view point #mha #my hero academia #eri chan #bnha #megumi fushiguro #fushiguro tsumiki #mimiko and nanako #cale and his wonderful shape-shitting kids

[jasontoddiefor]

“Isekai are about male power fantasies—“ wrong the ideal isekai is about overcoming abandonment issues and becoming a malewife MILF with a minimum of two (2) adopted children entirely too down to commit manslaughter for you

#yeah this is about #omniscient reader's viewpoint #ORV #and #trash of the count's family

[muzwoom]

A mean bisexual and an aroace scammer walk into a tavern

#og cale henituse #cale henituse #trash of the counts family #lout of the counts family #tcf #just drawing dmm #XDD #lcf

[dragonsbluee]

I need everyone to acknowledge the fact that KRS!Cale is a MASSIVE bookworm. He's able to thrive in Birth of a hero because he read it and enjoyed it. (yesyes record helps him, but you can't ignore the fact that he knows the characters, not just the plot. That comes from liking the thing you're reading!)

Give me the young master spending his afternoons reading under the shade of a tree with a new book series and absolutely devouring it in one sitting. He's missed being able to read a whole series and not having to hunt for the next books through a destroyed city.

Give me Cale with a little notebook full of books he'd like to read, the titles collected from the people he talks to. He'll read anything or at least try it out, but fantasy remains his favourite genre.

He also writes little opinion blurbs for his favourtie books, or jots down quotes and favourite lines. Sure his record ability means that he doesn't really have to, but it's an old habit he enjoys.

Cale, who starts collecting books on his travels, just one or two from every place he visits. His friends and allies pick up on this and start bringing him books they think he'd like. Cale has a very speicifc and rare smile when someone gifts him a book. Its small, but it somehow takes over his entire face, and you can almost see his eyes sparkle in delight. It quickly becomes a smile everyone looks forward to.

Cale, who never turns down a book given as a gift, and so he starts picking up bits of knowledge from across the continent. He learns about the edible plants in the Jungle, the different variations of marble and stone throughout the Roan Kingdom, the fables and myths of the Dark Elves. He keeps them on a shelf in his room in the super rock villa, and every once in a while, the kids pick one to have read to them. When the shelf is full, Eruhaben pulls some out from his hoard as a gift to Cale. They're almost too gaudy, but Eruhaben enchants them to protect the books from dust, damage, and pests. Cale spends an entire day reorganizing his collection.

He never thought he would be able to build his own personal library, but here he is.

Cale loves to compare the books he has in this world and the ones he knew before. Sometime in the future, he sits down and uses record to copy out his favourite series. He gifts it to Choi Han so he can have a small piece of home he never got to experience.

It becomes known that the best way to get Cale to stop and actually take a break is to plop a kid on his lap and give him a book he's been looking forward to. One year for his birthday, Alberu gives Cale free rein to explore the palace's secret library. They find him curled up in a corner a couple hours later surrounded by stacks of books.

Cale is 100% the type of person to insist that more libraries should be available to the public so that he can read easily when travelling to different places. It's definetly not because he wants more kids to be able to learn how to read, and he was able to grow into loving books because of his local library.

#please i need more bookworm cale #he's a nerd your honour #tcf #cale henituse #trash of the counts family #headcanons #tcf headcanons #raon miru #don't forget that og!cale liked to read to! #one of the first things krs!cale does is go to bilos and ask for a book to read and something to drink #lout of the count’s family