#trash-panda-shifty

[majestydeerakuma]

Younger Shify and Lifty and the two of them having a nice moment together

Someone hurt Lifty in the first image

(No, this is not ship art, pr0shippers, stay away)

#happy tree friends #lifty htf #shifty htf #i love these trash pandas

[ask-lifty-shifty]

Ask Shifty and/or Lifty!

Welcome, welcome! Everyone! Too a fun little htf blog I wanted too do. This was purely made out of boredom. Lol.

I decided to make a Htf ask blog with my favorite trash pandas.

Now, before you ask…

There will be NO NSFW!! you will be ignored….(Suggestive comments are okay tho)

Shifty and Lifty are 30+

Multi ships are fine, but this blog prefers Splendid x Lifty.

Any type of hate, will lead you too being blocked.

Gore is allowed, obviously. It’s Htf, c’mon people!

Headcanons will most likely be involved, if you don’t like it. You are free to skidaddle.

Posts will be slow. (School sucks 😔) This blog was made for fun and entertainment, cause I was bored. It’s also heavily based off those other Htf blogs, go check them out!!

https://www.tumblr.com/ask-toothy

https://www.tumblr.com/ask-flaky-flakes

https://www.tumblr.com/ask-cuddles

https://www.tumblr.com/ask-flippy

https://www.tumblr.com/ask-splendid And, that’s all for now. Be respectful! 🤝 (I’m new to this, please don’t make me regret my experience on here 😒)

Main blog: @wickedsnail

#lifty and shifty #happy tree friends #ask blog #original art #illustration #htf fanart #htf shifty #htf lifty #welcome to my blog #artwork #digital art #Yippie #first post #yay #aaaaaaaaaa

[wwhatev3r]

Easy Company going to the Zoo | Headcanons

Note: I do believe Zoos are ultimately harmful to animals; this is only for entertainment purposes. I recommend to read everything because is kinda connected.  

– Dick Winters - This man is calmly watching every animal, listening silently to what the guides say like the perfect man that he is. Nix takes pictures of him like he is the wife that died at the beginning of the movie. He is genuinely embarrassed when the boys do something stupid and he has to apologize to strangers. He sees them getting along and Shifty helping random kids and he is on Proud Dad Mode. An elephant patted his head and he was so happy. 

“Alright everyone, if anyone falls off the railings it will make the animals sick, so please be careful. You are hard for the animals to digest.”

– Lewis Nixon - A monkey stole his sunglasses and Winters laughed at him instead of helping him. Can’t stand kids screaming at the animals. Starts oversharing how bad his marriage was with the animals.

"Nix, they're gonna get depressed." Winters told him. "Even more? We are all trapped in some way, aren't we?" He replied after a sigh with a gloomy voice.

– Carwood Lipton - Plans everything as always. When the zoo guides are telling information It’s him who tells everyone to be quiet. He asks everyone to take a group picture. He really likes the red pandas. 

"Come on guys, form a single file line."

“Do not pick the goats Perconte, can’t you read the sign?”

– Ronald Speirs - Gets offended because a parrot starts imitating him. Refuses to eat there because it is too expensive. He stole a mini toy turtle from the gift shop, and at the end of the day he gave it to Lip. He doesn't trust the raccoons or the lemurs because he thinks they are going to steal from him. 

“Sir, can you help me find the kay-muls?” Muck asked. “You mean ‘camels’?”  “Yes, that’s what I said.” “Fucking idiot.” 

– George Luz - George tries to teach the parrots how to swear. He makes fun of the penguins too. A baby koala climbed on his shoulder to hug his neck. Talks with the zookeepers and learns more than the other guys. He looks at Don and Skip messing around and says: “Look at the primates socializing.” My poor boy really tries to communicate with the monkeys tho.  "Hey, It's you George." Bill said, pointing at the monkey while laughing.  “Sure, look Bill, It's you too." George points at the trash can.

– Joe Liebgott - The first one to volunteer to pet a snake. Almost threw hands with a kid because he stole his sandwich. He pushed Web and he almost fell in the otters water tank. He scares Babe with fake stories about animals who attacked people. Says dark humor jokes to offend Shifty.

“Shit, that leopard would make a pretty good coat.”  “Lieb, please stop. It 's not even funny.” Shifty replied. 

– Bill Guarnere - He is so excited to see the lions. If other companies are there, he is always screaming at them like it's a school trip. Runs back and forward in the front of the glass, to make the cheetahs run with him. Feeds the animals that are forbidden to be fed by the visitors. 

“Bill, stop feeding them before anyone sees you.” Malarkey warns him.  “What? No! Look at them, they have skinnier legs than Lieb.” “Bill, that’s a flamingo.” Webster replied.

– Joe Toye - He is against zoos, so he starts screaming at a zookeeper and Lip has to apologize in his name. Wants to make himself look like he doesn't want to be there but at the first cute animal that he sees he lets escape an "Anw." A bunny pooped on him. He is kinda scared a peacock wants to mate with him because he shook his feathers to him. 

“Look, Toye found a girlfriend, how cute.” “Shut up George.” 

– Donald Malarkey - Donnie is so excited and happy to be around the animals. He takes pics with every single one of them. In the farm section he spends his money to buy food to feed the goats. He buys so many stuffed animals. He saw a ginger monkey and got so happy. Names everyone animal like is going to keep them.

“Look how long their necks are.” Perconte says about the giraffes.  “Don’t say that.” Malarkey replied angrily, “She might hear you.” “Yeah, don’t you hear him, Louisa.” George says playfully to the giraffe, “You have a lovely neck.”

– Warren “Skip'' Muck - Yes, he definitely dances to the monkeys. Brings everything from the gift shop. Imitates the meerkats when they stand up. Makes a stare contest with a lizard. Presses his face against the glass and Martin yells at him. He and Bill find orangutans kinda creepy and suspicious (??).

“Are we allowed to ride giraffes?” “NO.” Lip yelled. 

– Darrel “Shifty” Powers - He was the one who volunteered to feed the elephants. He stays watching an animal no one else seems to be interested in. He loves to be around the animals but feels genuinely bad for them. He helps scared kids pat the ponies. He wants to adopt a kitten from the shelter of the zoo but he thought he wouldn't be responsible enough to take him.

“You know sir, cats don’t like loud noises, what if I talk too loud near him?” “I don’t think that would be a problem, Shifty.” Winters said with a kind smile. 

 – Eugene Roe - When they were in the farm section, he spent the whole time gently rubbing the belly of a pregnant bunny. I feel like he loves pandas. Asks the zookeeper's how many times each animal is being fed during the day and wants to know about the treatment of the sick ones. Even in the zoo he has to carry his first aid kit. 

“Hey, look, it's a pelican.” Babe said.  "That's a toucan.” Eugene replied.

– Edward “Babe” Heffron - He fed a deer and then got scared when they started to surround them. He is kinda scared of birds. He gave his lunch to a peacock because he bit him. He genuinely loves lizards. 

“Heffron, you know It’s your fault that you got bit.” Eugene told him while taking care of his injury. “How is it my fault?” “You were trying to do a mating dance for the peacock.” “And I gave him my lunch, and for what? For him to like Toye instead. I hate birds.”

– David Webster - Web, Aka Shark boy, just wants to see aquatic animals. Is genuinely interested in learning about animals. He reads every board with the animal information and also acts like the teacher’s pet to the zoo guides. 

“No, sir, actually they live 15 to 45 years.” “Shut the fuck up Web.” Lieb told him. “Ok.” 

– Frank Perconte - He kinda judges giraffes for having long necks. He hates how the zoo smells. He wants to keep every lost belonging but Shifty convinces him to give it to the zoo staff. He leaned in to see the crocodiles better and almost fell but Martin grabbed him by his shirt right on time.

“If you fall in there, I won’t save you.” Martin said. “You won't, sergeant?” Perconte replied with a sad expression. 

– Denver “Bull” Randleman - He is compared by everyone to a bear. He makes Perconte hold his shirt to not lose him in the crowd. He will call out anyone who taps the glass. Makes the guys wear hats because of the sun. He notices Talbert taking pictures of the animals mating and says to Martin: “Look, that creep is taking pictures of the zebra putting the stick on the honey.” (No, but imagine him saying this with his accent, I-...) 

– John Martin - I feel like he has a special love for rhinos. A baby binturong fell asleep on his lap when they were in the Baby Room section. A hawk shitted on his shoulder and he got pissed. 

"Alright everyone, let's go! If anyone touches, teases or even screams at the animals will be thrown at the Lions. Oh, and Bill, don’t try it on purpose.”

"For fuck sake, Muck don't dance to the monkeys." 

– Floyd Talbert - The most distracted, instead of looking at the animals he is looking at the women. He sees two animals mating, quickly whoops Malarkey’s camera to take pictures. Is envious of how beautiful the alpacas hair are. He flirts with the zookeepers.

“Yeah, that’s a pretty big snake. You know what else is b-...” “Sergeant Talbert, get your ass back here.” Sargent Martin yelled at him.

#band of brothers #easy company #band of brothers imagine #band of brothers headcanons #dick winters #george luz #joe liebgott #bill guarnere #eugene roe #donald malarkey

[queersrus]

may i request some raccoon themed names :0

barbados, bay, boar, bandit, BK, bandito

east, elucus

florida

jojo, joey

key, kit

lotor, lifty

maria, mischief, maynard, marine Miko/Meeko(means little raccoon howver is native american)

noc, noct, nocturn, nocturne, noctuna, nocturnal

procyon, pygmaeus, panda

raccoona, racco, rob, robber, rascal, rocket, RJ, Ricky, rick, rigby, roy, rory, ruddiger, roni

simus, sow, scout, scavenge, scavenger, shifty

tres, trash,trashy

vaca

#name searching #name list #name blog #list of names #request #names #anon answered #request answered #baby names #first names #name inspiration #name suggestions #name ideas #name help #names suggestions #names list #requested list #raccoon theme #raccoon names #ask answered

[trash-panda-shifty]

so are you gonna fix the van or leave it

>as you started walking, you took a final look at the van.

… *sighs* “goddamnit.”

>you walked back to the van and..

…

>you fell down, but on the second try, you started pushing it successfully.

#happy tree friends #htf #trash-panda-shifty #ask blog #a casual intermission #S: responds

[homosexual-fast-dancer]

This is more soft now.

So, it is inspired by Russell request. No intention to say it is completely mine idea. Just more suited for Shifty.

Reader loves raccoons. They are amazed by them, they find the creatures adorable.

I think this is way better and easier :). As always, feel free to make headcanons.

Aw, yay! Raccoons are real cute! I am assuming that the reader is human while Lifty and Shifty are actual raccoons, or else it may come across as a little race fetishy. Also I'm fine with being handed a scary premise, so y'know ;)

Shifty with S/O who adores Raccoons

Raccoons were always your favourite animal, just something about their little scamp energy was so endearing to you

And as such you ended up learning maybe more than the average person would about those little trash pandas

But could anyone really blame you? They were cute and at least you owned up to your weird obsession with them

But one day while you were out it was so windy out that your hat kept on flying off of your head

The fifth time this happened somehow the wind was able to carry your hat all the way to a random alleyway

“Stupid hat, can’t stay on my head for more than a five seconds without being blown off.” You grumbled while searching for it, eventually you found it and something in it

That something being a very cute yet somehow… green(?) raccoon 

You fought back both the urge to squeal out loud and make whoever was passing by very worried and the urge to take the raccoon home and keep it as a pet knowing that raccoons cannot be easily domesticated

You convinced the raccoon to get out of your hat but even then it started to follow you around and occasionally when you stopped would curl around your legs

It was cute, but you knew it couldn’t stay with you forever, but even when you entered your house it followed you inside and took residence upon your couch

“The little guy seems to really like me and people in the past have had pet raccoons so it’s not impossible… hm, yeah okay, but I’ll need a name for him, well while he was following me home he kept on looking from side to side so maybe Shifty? For how his eyes were moving around and all.”

And that’s how you came to have a pet raccoon, he was a little troublesome at first digging through your trash and refused to take baths but eventually you were able to lay down some ground rules which he followed well

But after the next few days you noticed some chittiring coming from the alleyway where your bins were and to your surprise saw another green raccoon, you took him inside and he started to play with Shifty

“Hmm, seems they may be related… maybe their brothers. Well, I guess if one of them’s called Shifty then the other can be called Lifty, ain’t very creative but it’s all I got.”

To differentiate the two you got Shifty a small hat, much like the one you first found him in

And that is how you ended up with two raccoons

Fin

#sorry it was short just wasn't really sure what to write for it #but the concept was too cute not to write anything... so yeah #hope you still liked it tho :) #shifty x reader #kinda? #htf shifty #htf lifty #lifty and shifty #happy tree friends #htf x reader #again kinda? #more platonic than anything obvs

[trash-panda-shifty]

>you were completely dumbfounded. You genuinely didn’t know how to react other than pity. You looked at your tearful brother with a concerned look, until he gave off… a smile?

“I know you hate me-”

>you looked towards lifty as you said that, and-

“Let go-”

“Shifty. I put up with you because you’re my brother. I need to know if there’s anything bothering you. You’re NOT stupid. Don’t ever say you are. Just- no matter how much mistakes and regrets you make, I know deep down that you never mean to cause or do any of them on purpose. Please, for the love of god, just tell me if you’re not ok. I’m always here for you. I’ve never hated you.”

>your emotions started kicking in more

>and you started to embrace it.

#hi mun is currently crying- #happy tree friends #htf #trash-panda-shifty #ask blog #no ask #htf lifty #htf shifty #don’t tag as ship if you do I will bust your kneecaps /j #no but seriously dont tag as ship theyre fucking brothers

[trash-panda-shifty]

>hm… seems like it might’ve gotten a bit cloudy, jesus how long have you been walking? You’re starting think you should’ve just went on the bike so it would be faster.

#AYO MUN DREW AGAIN #a casual intermission #no ask #trash-panda-shifty #htf #happy tree friends #ask blog

[trash-panda-shifty]

>damn it, you’re having trouble sleeping again, though you’re confused as to what would make you not slumber in peace, it’s actually really nice and quiet, so why-

>oh no.

>please stop.

>STOP!

>I SAID STOP!

GASP

>you woke up in tears and an intense state of fear. GENUINE fear. you touched your arm and noticed how you were sweaty, along with your heart pounding fast. You calm yourself down for a solid 10 minutes and then after you feel more calm, you turned towards sketchy and lifty, who were thankfully not awoken and still sleeping, you also looked at the little robot, who seemed to be still turning on. You figured that since you can’t sleep for the rest of the night, you decide to go get yourself early breakfast from the aisles.

#nightmare tw #disturbing imagery tw #<— adding to be safe #htf #happy tree friends #htf shifty #trash-panda-shifty #no ask

[trash-panda-shifty]

You flustered after that ask Sniffles?

>took you a second to realize the ask anon was referring to.

>geez, shifty wasn’t kidding about the van crash.

#happy tree friends #htf #trash-panda-shifty #ask blog #S: responds #a casual intermission #anon #implied shipping

[trash-panda-shifty]

>…you should probably check the phone to see if it has enough battery, you unplugged it and-

“Finally, it’s at 100%!”

“Y’know, you could have just used it when it had 50, but ok.”

>ok, all you have to do now is just text sniffles about tag, simple. Just one message and that’s all. Just one.

…….

“Wha?”

>you woke up to notice your phone going off with messages. You figured it would be spam, but you put on your glasses to still check- Oh, it’s shifty!

>….oh. You can’t really think of other words but oh. Well, might as well get dressed.

[Sniffles is open for asks]

#happy tree friends #htf #trash-panda-shifty #ask blog #no ask #sorry but mun might starting tagging the characters as [X replies] or smthn like that for now on #a casual intermission

[trash-panda-shifty]

Lifty, what is your plan?

“Ok, so… I noticed that there was an escape hatch on the ceiling, so basically we stack on top of each other to try and open it, this is where lookout comes in. I’ll make sketch on lookout since her ears are bigger than all of ours, she’ll be able to something more clearer from things farther away.”

“I don’t like how you called my ears big, but I’m taking it as a compliment.”

“Anyways, she’ll stay up on the roof until she hears some of the tiger troops coming towards the store doors. Once she does, she’ll warn us and then lifts us up on the roof one by one, then once we’re all the roof, we’ll jump down the back of the store and book it!”

“…is my handwriting really that sloppy?-”

#happy tree friends #htf #trash-panda-shifty #ask blog #htf lifty #htf sketchy #anon

[trash-panda-shifty]

:0 a flying TAG? Great idea, Shifty! *whispering to Sketch*… thank you, too-

#these bitches arent even blood related and yet act like siblings I love them (mun here btw) #happy tree friends #htf #trash-panda-shifty #ask blog #htf shifty #htf sketchy #anon

[trash-panda-shifty]

“If you guys want to, you can go back to storage room and chill, I’ll just wonder around the aisles a bit.”

>that somewhat felt unexpected but you, tag, and sketch went back to the storage room, at least sitting against the walls is more comfortable. You placed the phone n pear down next to you as you looked around the storage room some more.

…

>you looked towards sketchy, who looked like she was shutting her eyes. You got confused and asked shifty:

“Is something the matter with her?”

“What do you mean?”

>Tag pointed to sketch and then you realized:

“Oh, she’s just sleeping.”

>oh, you know what sleeping is, well if shutting down counts. But you realize that you never actually slept in a same way sketchy was doing so you decided to ask again:

“How do you “sleep”?”

>…really odd question for the kid to say, but you weren’t judging, I mean you did know this kid for only 4 hours so I guess it wouldn’t hurt to explain.

“I’m not the best at explaining, but basically first you get comfortable-”

>Tag seemed to sit with you as if you were a longue chair.

“That’s not what I meant, but it’s ok. And then you just peacefully shut your eyes, like this.”

>you looked at shifty and saw him shutting his eyes like sketchy did, so you started dozing off peacefully, until:

“What the fuck was that?”

#happy tree friends #htf #trash-panda-shifty #ask blog #htf lifty #htf shifty #htf tag #htf sketchy #no ask

[trash-panda-shifty]

>oh my fucking god, that worked.

#happy tree friends #htf #trash-panda-shifty #ask blog #htf shifty #htf sketchy #htf lifty #htf tag #no ask

[trash-panda-shifty]

“Ok, so let me get this straight: Spot was basically this little bundle of joy that was a people pleaser, kind of like you, before he died and I moved here, n that it may be plausible that the reason Sniffles build tag was because spot saw him as like his favorite friend, and that sniffles wanted to try and re-envision the kid as this little Android cat?”

>the way sketchy phrase the whole story makes it sound confusing, but you nodded yes with a so-so gesture.

“Oh.. I didn’t know I was based off of someone.”

>you honestly have no idea how to react to this. Did Sniffles build you out of grief? If so, you start to wonder how spots- you mean, your relationship with sniffles was to drive him to build you as a being. You stayed silent looking at your robotic hands in confusion until:

“Son of bitch!”

“What are you whining about?”

“Well, I was wandering around the store to try and find an outlet while lifty was telling you guys that story, and I found nada.”

“Maybe you aren’t looking hard enough.”

>this somehow made you thought of something, something that probably might not work but it’s worth a shot.

…

…

“Lifty, are you serious or joking??”

#happy tree friends #htf #trash-panda-shifty #ask blog #htf sketchy #htf lifty #htf tag #htf shifty #no ask