#trashmouthsahra post

[m4nd0l0r]

Angelic Lips.

Description: A fixation bleeds through him: he catches himself always glancing by.

Ship: Five Hargreeves x GN! Reader

Word Count: 860+ (this is more of a drabble tbh-)

Author’s Note: writer’s block is a bitch and i fought it off with horniness so ig this is a lime (or lemon/smut?? genuinely idk)— i mean it deals with mouths, making out and what i thought oral fixation meant before taking a google search at 1am and becoming so aghast (basically i thought it was a mouth fetish or smth rather than a keen liking to biting and sucking cos of childhood shenanigans—) so it seems accurate, this also is just pure filth n’ brain rot of five, with that said i hope you enjoy reading and pls interact for a little boosting!! <33 (i’ll be posting more five content soon once i get a little more inspo/motivation!!!)

(Five’s body is aged up, and his consciousness ranges from 25 to 50 in my works for him from now on— However you decided which age you want for your experience/comfort!!)

Five Taglist: @ells-graveyard @noahspector @aelinismyqueen @sunweee @fivelegance @ne0boss @twauna00 @placidpluto @eichenhouseproperty @heartsforsuyin @ghostlywavelengths @ghostlycherryblossomwonderland @seconds-not-decades @coolcatlover4 @emotionally-unstabel @peachy-wolfhard @its-loki-bitch @raven-fandomtrash @theilliterateskankula @magicstrange @venusrambles @whereintheworldisspencerreid @honeycombdumbass @kazuive @oscarisaacsleftballsack @zenithinthebin @peachteeaaa @rchaoz @wickedmystery @wordsandnerds @umbrellatte @666abby6666 @iameddiemunsonshair @starlightinhumanform @vennythearsonist @trashmouthsahra @crinklypink @halfumbrella (if you want to be removed/added, pls tell me via pm!!)

This started all because of your damn mouth.

Five keeps, no- always finds himself watching. He feels as if he can’t turn away- that it pulls him back into this tight spot he can’t crawl out of. 

And he never tries to get out. 

Half of the time, he was sure you’ve catched him looking— it wouldn’t surprise him if you have. He feels- knows that he was too obvious, that he was becoming so perverted- that his eyes shouldn’t dare to look at you ever again. 

And yet each time he can- he dares. He feels vulgar, as if he has sinned, but when he sees your lips quirk up into a smile, your canines, molars form a smile that you think shows a little too much gum to the point you try to hide it— he likes it- he can’t help but look. 

He looks at you as if he’s seen an angel. 

His eyes travel down to the curve of your lips- noticing your cupid’s bow accentuating the shape. He takes in every smile, every frown, every time your mouth gaped open and shifted close. How it flattens as you purse your mouth out of frustration. 

He likes how red— angelic, your lips are— how soft it is when you kiss him- when you leave crimson kiss marks on his cheek- neck— even in his own mouth, he loves it. 

It always starts small- so sudden at first. A stolen moment in time, you both grasp unto it. 

His face pressed up on your cheek, and he breathes. He draws you in- the scent of laundry and other sorts of chemicals flood his senses- but it sets him a reminder- to know again that he was not dreaming. 

That he was not creative enough to imagine you and your lips right next to his.

He plants a kiss— it was almost.. sweet- unlike the bitterness of cold coffee, the same one he loves to take in- much to your disdain. It was one that lingers through your skin like a spark. His fingers hold you near, and you could feel the desperation for closeness through his palms.

You push back, returning the gentleness. And yet he strays away, making you want to chase him but he comes back for more— like a starving man- knowing the pleasure is finally in his reach— the desperation clings as his lips push in- His lips smile against yours as he takes you in, his tongue on yours, teeth clashing. 

His viridescent eyes watches you, the glint in his look could eat you alive- consume you like fire to wood- turning your vigor into smoke— it was obscene- your chest felt stuffy as you could feel his heart beat so furiously just inches away from your own. 

His fingers tracing over your hip bone up to your sides. Your hands hold on his upper arms— his again on your hips- sliding across your back, his thumb rubbing shapes, leaving feathered caresses down your spine. 

You were aflamed- burning under his touch, his skin— his lips trailing down your neck- his weight pressing onto your body, molding you both like clay risen from the earth’s mass ever so perfectly. 

You both needed to breathe— gasping unto each other- But if he were to pull away, he’d feel as if he stopped being alive— that he couldn’t be away. He wants- needs to further feel you- taste you. His hands grabbing you everywhere- his tongue briefly touching your lower lip— he breathes, takes you in like the air he lacks itself. 

“Five— Five, shit—“ Left your swelling lips. He only rasps ‘fuck’ before wrestling away, letting your blood rush somewhere else- not on your cheeks- your lips— the crimson merely pumps swiftly in your chest- adrenaline swimming in your veins. 

Silence fills the space between you. As you breathe in and out, hands on the sides of his arms— all he does is stare at your red lips- all swollen up, glistening with a vermillion glow, because of him. 

It was tantalizing.

Impulsivity floods his thinking: and he is a drowning man.

“Open your mouth.” His voice strungs you out of your daze— making you blink. It surprises him too- he shouldn’t.

And yet. 

You slowly part your lips— his thumb coaxes you, further separating them. Your pupils watch him as he finds himself staring on the inside of your mouth. All teeth and gum- supple skin— Enough of that, he tells himself.

There was no point in this- he knows how you feel— how you taste- what was the point of checking the source? But he continues- an urge sinks in deep his fingertips— it was not enough. 

“Wider.” 

His knee shifts, now resting between your thighs- he jerks his clothed thigh up, causing you to let out a small throaty gasp. He only takes this opportunity- slipping his finger in. And just as he was about to move away— He felt your tongue slide on the pad of his thumb and your lips quirk into a mischievous smile. 

He only broadens his shit grinning grin even further. 

“Atta, angel.”

#tua five #five hargreeves x reader #five hargreeves x you #five x reader #five x you #number five x reader #number five x you #five hargreeves smut #number five #five hargreeves #the umbrella academy #tua x reader #tua s1 #tua s2 #tua 3 #1am me was thinking saur good w this #thank you for reading my madness

[book-place]

Welcome one, welcome all to book-place’s 2K follower celebration!!

I honestly can’t believe this is happening, it feels like only yesterday I started posting on here and it has just grown so much so fast in a way I could hardly keep up with.

Thank you to each and every single one of my followers who have stuck with me through all of my journey.

And of course, a very special thank you my mutuals, whom I would not be here without. Their undying love and support has gotten me through so much and encouraged me to keep doing what I love: writing. I love all of you more than I can say <333

Without further ado, let’s get started with the event!! (Shoutout to @mictodii who helped me come up with this idea!!)

In honor of Speak Now Taylor’s Version releasing recently, I’ve decided to base my celebration around the album!

Event Timeline: July 16- August 5

Current Status: Closed

*Feel free to participate in as many sections as you want- but I ask that you only send in one song title per ask just to make it easier for me!!*

[Request info/ fandoms I write for]

Speak Now- cym, would you rather, any other games, or just stop by to chat

Never Grow Up- chose a quote from my new list of taylor swift lyric prompts and include a fandom and/or character and I’ll write a blurb or fic for it

Enchanted- *mutuals only* send this song title and I’ll tell you something I love about you

Dear John- ask questions about any of my fics or send in your thoughts on them

The Story of Us- send a made-up title + a fandom and I’ll make a short blurb based off that

Tagging moots: @ip747 @its-hell @foggy-isnt-here @panic-in-the-multiverse @ihatemyselfmorethanmydepression @your-local-questioning-agender @trashmouthsahra @lookitseddie @daughterofthequeen @bringinsexybackk69 @popfishjr @betzabobababi @night3owl @roseblue373 @azurethevampire @creative-girl @kiyomi-uchiha777 @i-writes-things @ladyagagaslefttoe @angelic-simp @withbeautyandrage @mayfieldss @mictodii

#book place’s 2k followers event #speak now: book place’s version #book place rambles #2k followers #2k followers celebration #thank you all so so so much #platonic #platonic imagine #x reader

[m4nd0l0r]

Five Hargreeves Headcanons (That Have Consumed Every Single Space in my Mind-)

Description: “Live.. Laugh… Love the insanity the apocalypse brings me.” -Five Hargreeves, tired after a caffeine rush and/or from a drunken high. 2019. (this is canon.. HE TOLD ME HIMSELF)

Author’s Note: this is just how I’m dealing with writer’s block— i swear i’m still working on my upcoming Five fics- 😭😭 so uh have this for now i guess 🥲 no warnings btw!! its just me writing in lowercase a lot- a shit ton of crack and swearing- (five’s body is aged up- and his consciousness ranges from 30 to 50 in my works— however you decided which age you want for your experience :)))

Five Taglist (i forgot to tag im so sorry 😭): @ells-graveyard @noahspector @aelinismyqueen @sunweee @reinaeru @ne0boss @twauna00 @placidpluto @eichenhouseproperty @heartsforsuyin @ghostlywavelengths @technicallydifferenttraveler @seconds-not-decades @magical-girl-on-fire @emotionally-unstabel @peachy-wolfhard @its-loki-bitch @raven-fandomtrash @theilliterateskankula @magicstrange @ne0boss @venusrambles @whereintheworldisspencerreid @honeycombdumbass @mivzai @oscarisaacsleftballsack @zenithinthebin @peachteeaaa @rchaoz @wickedmystery @wordsandnerds @umbrellatte @666abby6666 @iameddiemunsonshair @starlightinhumanform @vennythearsonist @trashmouthsahra (if you want to be removed/added, pls tell me via pm!!)

he likes bitter coffee candy (if the mf cant get coffee he’d raid a candy shop rather than logically coming after a cafe-)

likes slasher films for how creative the deaths look (esp if its practical effects, he’s a sucker for those) (he likes nightmare on elm street, he gives me that impression for WHAT)

^ cos of this- i basically headcanon that in his commission days- he’d kill creatively- as if it were his canvas, my guy is an artist with blood 💪

idk why but he’d be an avid “gelato is NOT ice cream you idiot” typa guy (fucker knows italian and my ass RAN W IT)

he watches julia roberts romance movies (cos i like her rom films so im projecting-) (he def likes the maturity of the ending of my best friend’s wedding)

for some reason he considers mocha as chocolate rather than coffee (like the old man he is)

actually likes caramel, never tells anyone for no reason (fucking punk ass smh)

he’d say he hates animals but he’d give a pat to a dog/cat if he’d see one (but he’ll glare at the poor thing if it scratches him-)

from ptsd from the apocalypse- he tries to never indulge w small things like getting large amounts of food- cos he has the mindset that he “might need extra in case something bad happens”

he’d hate physical touch at first- flinching like a surprised cat on steroids— but he gets used to it slowly- and one person at a time

also i dont give a shit on what anyone thinks- FIVE IS A LITTLE SPOON IN HUGS— why you may ask? fucker is a touch starved ptsd filled mf- he needs those hugs ASAP- he would hold your hand 25/8 to reduce his paranoia i just know it (i PROPHESIZEEEE)

the first beer he drunk was a bottle he found in a post apocalypse alcohol store and the liquid was full w small grime and dirt- but he wanted to try some to “check off a bucket list”

LOVES dark comedies, he just does, he CACKLES when he watches one (but he only shows amusement when he’s alone, never w his siblings)

^ he’d also slap his thigh if he finds something soooo funny (old man behaviour smh)

has a personal vendetta against ppl who WOULDN’T put pineapple on pizza (klaus converted the grandpa and at first he felt gross eating it but as he continues he thought: “ok. this isn’t that bad.” the next thing you know, you see him on the phone calling the pizza place for 2 more boxes of hawaiian pizza—)

listens to edith pliaf RELIGIOUSLY (you would gift him a vinyl of hers and his eyes would SHINE) (the only time you saw his eyes the brightest-)

with modern music— he’d prolly like radio music (until you berate him and convert him to alt & indie rock)

has an odd fixation with guns and knives (like the papa he is) (would explain EVERYTHING ABOUT A SPECIFIC WEAPON) (he’s a nerd) (he’ll never admit it) (ever)

has a switchblade on his dominant arm pocket (he could use anything as a weapon, but he likes to be “prepared”)

like on s1, he’d pretend to be a kid and all innocent & shit to get free shit from strangers (you’d hop on the bandwagon and **nicely** ask him to get you stuff too.. he complains and says no but you’d see him on the next day with the shit you requested on his hands)

^ continuation with this— fucker prolly got a coffee machine cos he went up to some lady- went on, put a sad act, and went “oh no.. i dont got a gift to give to my dad.. he always wanted a coffee machine after ours broke” and the lady would have pitied his ass and bought a cheap but durable one for him— this would lead to a situation where the rest of the umbrellas try to take away the coffee machine away from his addicted ass-

viktor: should we?? do something??? diego: we’ve took THREE of those damn machines- what else can we do??? klaus: it’s like… he pulls it out of his ass.. you think he shits out coffee beans?? or is it just liquidated coffee at this point? you: i should call the ambulance before he falls off the window from the coffee… can’t deal with a cranky five.. luther: (is tired of it all and just wants to enjoy his married life) .. yes. please do.

in conclusion? never take away five’s coffee- he will drive you mad—

whenever he’s drunk- he acts like a goddamn sloth (esp if he’s comfortable with you- mf will CLING ON YOU LIKE SOME PARASITE—) (i wouldn’t mind tho 😏- i mean what?)

though as much as he likes bitter coffee- i see him DESPISE BITTER BEER, he would spit that stuff out of with the most offended face ever (all scrunched up like crumpled paper)

for my fellow filipino readers- he unfortunately SUCKS ASSSS when speaking in tagalog… you either tease the living fuck out of him about him or smile through your ear pain going “wow! galing! (amazing!)” (no he was not amazing he sounded like a screeching tire or smth- /lh)

#tua five #five hargreeves x reader #five x reader #number five #number five x reader #the umbrella academy #tua x reader #five headcanons #five hargreeves headcanons #thank you for reading my madness- #i swear im writing for my five fic- it just has a sci-fi so ya girl needs to ORGANIZE— #umbrella academy #tua s1 #tua s2 #tua 3

[m4nd0l0r]

PRESENT ME YOUR HEART (AND I’LL WATCH YOU BLEED OUT)

A FIVE HARGREEVES FIC (MASTERLIST) BY M4ND0L0R

SUMMARY:

EXCERPT: ‘Eventually’ was a funny word. He mentioned once. You never wondered why, your eyes merely drooping to slumber as his palm rubs itself on your back— the heat further lulling you to the quiet.

‘Eventually you’ll start to understand.’

‘Eventually you’ll stop caring.’

It can show a cycle of inevitability, with a few simple, sharp words. As if it were specks of dust from the stars, the lightyears fading from its fingertips and becoming space’s sand.

This was a reminder from his words. You understood this time.

And in this hour, as the floorboards creak, the telephone rings in amidst the wind that rattles the windows’ locks, you reminisce.

That moment sculpted in the clay of time- He tries to recreate it, like an artist obsessed with repeating his glory. He would try to say something for the sake of it— to ponder along with you, even if it would take days, months- years, a fizzle— an erosion to both your days, if it means you two could finish at least a single thought.

He never minded that possibility.

After all, he would insist, ‘We have all the time in the world.’

OR: The inevitable bleeds itself in the minds of two, flooding your golden pasts with red.

WORD COUNT: 5.4k

RATING: Mature (For the Graphic Violence and Gore)

POSTING CONSISTENCY: Depends on my schedule irl (i apologize in advance if i don’t get to publish chapters early 😭😭)

TAGS: Canon-Divergent, Based on S2, Marriage Angst, Failing Marriage™, No use of Y/N, Non-Binary/Gender-Neutral Reader, Graphic Descriptions of Violence and Gore, Google-Translated Swedish (i am so sorry swedish ppl), Viktor already transitioned (i’m uncomfortable referring to him w his dead name, besides this is canon divergent it wouldn’t matter 🤷‍♀️) , Transmasc Five (not explicitly said but its a headcanon of mine so i’ll just add it in for the sake of it)

Five Taglist: @ells-graveyard @noahspector @aelinismyqueen@fivelegance @ne0boss @twauna00 @placidpluto@eichenhouseproperty @heartsforsuyin @ghostlywavelengths@ghostlycherryblossomwonderland @seconds-not-decades@coolcatlover4 @emotionally-unstabel @peachy-wolfhard @its-lokilocked @raven-fandomtrash @theilliterateskankula@magicstrange @venusrambles @whereintheworldisspencerreid@honeycombdumbass @kazuive @oscarisaacsleftballsack@zenithinthebin @peachteeaaa @rchaoz @wickedmystery@wordsandnerds @umbrellatte @666abby6666@iameddiemunsonshair @starlightinhumanform @vennythearsonist@trashmouthsahra @crinklypink @halfumbrella@wifeofcamillamacaulay @samyourneighbor @severetriumphgardener @danis-stuff-is-here @vxnusstuff @hoodedbirdie (if you want to be removed/added, pls tell me via pm!!)

AO3 LINK

CHAPTERS:

CHAPTER 1 - PILOT

CHAPTER 2 - FLUORESCENTS

(to be continued)

#tua five #five hargreeves #the umbrella academy #five hargreeves x you #five hargreeves x reader #five x reader #five x you #number five x you #number five x reader #tua x reader #tua x you #tua 2 #fic masterlist #five hargreeves fanfiction #tua fanfic #five hargreeves x y/n #number five x y/n #five x y/n #number five

[book-place]

Oh. My. Goodness.

I started this blog less than a year ago with hopes of just posting a couple of the thoughts going on in my head and maybe having one or two people like what I’m doing…

But I just hit 1K followers and I am quite honestly beside myself, how did this happen? When did this happen? When did this go from me crying tears of joy over having 10 followers to sobbing my eyes out over having 1000 of you follow and like my work?

When I tell you that I can not thank any of you enough for this- like I am for real at a loss for words, I don’t even know how to express how much you all mean to me

Thank you, thank you, thank you

With that being said, I decided that in honor of this happening, I want to specifically thank those that made this possible (though there are so many more of you) with a MUTUAL APPRECIATION POST as my celebration

This is all done in no particular order, I just want you all to know how much I appreciate you and everything each and every one of you has done for me

@your-local-questioning-agender oh gosh, where to begin. You were my first ever mutual and first person to ever reach out to me on this app. You have quite honestly been there for me through EVERYTHING that has gone on in my life and I would not be where I am today without you. I love you so, so, so much and I pray that you never change because you are absolutely perfect the way you are

@foggy-isnt-here axl, my axl. I love you more than life itself. You are the sweetest, kindest, most caring and hilarious person ever. You are always there to make me laugh and cheer me up after a bad day. You make sure that I’m taking care of myself (and not to mention you gave me the coolest nickname I’ve ever received!!). What would I do without you?

@popfishjr your art honestly always makes me so happy. I light up whenever I see that you’ve posted and then am just in awe over whatever you made. I can barely draw stick figures and you’re over here making freaking masterpieces. I love our little chats and hope we never stop

@creative-girl omg I absolutely love how we’ve bonded over different fandoms (mostly marvel) we always have really good conversations about them and I look forward to more :)

@azurethevampire we interact within reblogs and I absolutely love it

@bringinsexybackk69 bubs, bubs, bubs, I love you so, so much and I honestly don’t know what I would do without you. You are an incredibly talented writer and a wonderful friend, thank you so much for being there for me whenever I needed it and I adore you so much

@its-hell our interactions consist mainly in reblogs and I love it because it’s just so much fun :D

@panic-in-the-multiverse When I say that I absolutely adore your work, it is utterly incredible and I hope you keep up the amazing work that you’re doing

@redlotus98 dc? dc. You’re blog honestly brings me so much happiness when it comes to that fandom and I just wanted to let you know that I absolutely love it all

@ihatemyselfmorethanmydepression we don’t talk very often, but I get this feeling that we always have each others backs. You were one of my first mutuals and when we do talk, I completely love it

@trashmouthsahra we don’t talk, but I hope you’re doing good and everything is going well for you :)

@xennityxen you always reblog people’s works by saying the nicest things ever and it’s honestly so refreshing when I watch as you take someone’s work make them so happy with your kind words because I know that is exactly what happens and I hope you know that too

@daughterofthequeen you’ve been my mutual for a while and you’ve been so supportive and I just want to tell you that you’re an amazing writer and I hope you keep it up! I absolutely love how we bonded over Moon Knight and just ended up as mutuals that way

@betzabobababi you have no idea how much I appreciate you. What you have done for me with your YouTube video was honestly life changing and one of the best things that has ever happened to me. And not just that, but you’re such a sweet person and I love it so much

@night3owl ugh I love your Star Wars fics so much and I love that we both love that fandom because I feel like there aren’t enough fans in it anymore. You have shown me so much support with everything I’ve done and I honestly can’t thank you enough for it

@see-the-apple we bonded over Star Wars and the rest was history… I absolutely love it

@roseblue373 SUPERNATURAL FANS!!! You not only have supported me so much with my spn fics, but you are always rebloging other spn fics on your blog and I love how much you support everyone else in this fandom. All of us, with our spn loving hearts

@kiyomi-uchiha777 you threatened to wage war against anybody that ever said anything bad about my work and it made me cry because it was honestly the sweetest thing ever

@catshrom when I say your asks make my day, everyday, I mean it. They always make me laugh (and on the rare occasion cry) and I always light up when I get a notification saying that you sent me an ask because I know I will have so much fun reading and answering it

@i-writes-things at first I hadn’t even realized that we were mutuals, I followed you because I absolutely adore your work, but I think it’s so freaking cool that ended up following each other and I hope you keep up the amazing writing

@angelic-simp you are one of the kindest people I know. You are always checking up on me and making sure I eat, rest, and drink water. It is so refreshing to have a mutual like you because you have no idea how much it means to me to have someone check up on me in that way almost everyday without fail. Thank you, thank you so much

Was this dramatic and slightly cringey? Yes. Did I cry my eyes out? Also yes

Thank you all so much again and I mean it from the bottom of my heart when I say that I love each and every one of you dearly <333333333

#book place rambles #1k celebration #1000 followers #i can’t believe it #i cant take it #i cant breathe #i am actually crying #i love you all so much #thank you thank you <3 #for everything #I would never have thought that I would be here today #it honestly doesn’t feel real

[trashmouthsahra]

NO BENCH TRIO!

Dream: You're grounded

Y/N: But what about war?

Dream: Fine. Other than war

George: And no TV!

Y/N: My TV is broken

Sapnap: Then no computer

Y/N: I need computer for school

Dream: Then no-

Dream: *looks at the bench trio*

Dream: No bench trio!

Tommy: WHAT?!

Ranboo: WAIT NO BENCH TRIO?!

Tubbo: WHAT THE- WHY?

Y/N: WAIT BENCH TRIO?!

Dream,George,Sapnap: NO BENCH TRIO!

#bench trio #bench trio x reader #trashmouthsahra post #dream smp #incorrect y/n #dsmp #dream x reader #george x reader #georgenotfound #sapnap #sapnap x reader #dsmp x you #non binary reader #dsmp x reader #tommyinnit x reader #ranboo x reader #tubbo x reader #tubbo #tommyinnit #ranboo

[trashmouthsahra]

Y/N: We should appreciate the small things in life

Y/N: *Picks up Damian*

Y/N: You are appreciated

Damian: Put me down or I will kill you.

#trashmouthsahra post #damian wayne #incorrect y/n #batfam #batfam x reader #dc #damian wayne x reader #damian al ghul #batsis reader #platonic damian x reader #damian wayne x reader platonic #platonic #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes

[trashmouthsahra]

Techno: *Angry asf*

Y/N: I'm watchin' my tone

Tommy: Dududun

Y/N: I ain't talking back no

Wilbur: Why?

Y/N: Cause Imma get thrown.

#SBI x reader #technoblade x reader #technoblade #wilbur soot #wilbur soot x reader #trashmouthsahra post #dream smp #dream smp x reader #dsmp x reader #tommyinnit x reader #tommyinnit #angry technoblade

[trashmouthsahra]

Klaus: Why are there little hand prints on the floor...?

Kol, whispering: Why are there little hand prints on the floor?

Little Y/N whispering back: Because I have little hands.

Kol: Because they have little hands.

Elijah: You two know he can hear you right?

#the originals #trashmouthsahra post #the vampire diaries #klaus mikaelson #klaus mikaelsons x reader #kol mikaelson #kol mikaelson x reader #elijah mikaelson #elijah mikaelson x reader #little reader

[trashmouthsahra]

Kidnapper: We have your brother

Y/N: Which one?

Kidnapper: W-wHaT?

Y/N: You heard me

Kidnapper: Um he's tall

Y/N: You're going to have to be a bit more specific...

Kidnapper: He's a pig hybrid has pink hair and a crown?

Y/N: Ohhhh you have Techno! Yeah, no... You don't have him, he has you good luck.

#technoblade #trashmouthsahra post #dream smp #incorrect y/n #technoblade x reader #platonic technoblade x reader #sbi x reader

[trashmouthsahra]

Tommy: Who is more important Y/N or us?

Wilbur: Y/N.

Wilbur: *walks away*

Bench Trio:

Ranboo: Man...

Tubbo: He didn't even think about it

#trashmouthsahra post #wilbur soot x reader #wilbur soot #dream smp #incorrect y/n #tommyinnit #tommyinnit x reader #wilbur x reader #tubbo x reader #bench trio #bench trio x reader #ranboo #ranboo x reader #tubbo

[trashmouthsahra]

Damian: How do you think you will stop me?

Y/N: I'll tell Alfred

Damian: You sick bastard

#damian wayne #trashmouthsahra post #batfam #batfam x reader #incorrect y/n #damian wayne x reader #dc #alfred pennyworth

[trashmouthsahra]

Liar liar pants on- leg on fire i guess 🤷‍♀️

Tim: I can't feel my leg

Y/N:

Y/N: *stabs his leg*

Tim: *Screams in pain* WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?

Y/N: YOU ARE A FUCKING LIAR!

Dick, out of nowhere: Language!

#trashmouthsahra post #batfam x reader #batfam #dc #tim drake x reader #tim drake #batsis #incorrect y/n #dick grayson x reader #dick grayson

[trashmouthsahra]

Dick: Can I get a hug?

Y/N:

Y/N: *Running away*

Dick: Oh... :(

Jason, squinting at something at the distance:... I think they are coming back.

Dick, smiling and looking at Y/N: Wait,really?!

Y/N: *sprinting at Dick as fast as they can with their arms held out.*

Y/N: Weeeeeeeee

Dick:

Dick, panicked: Fuck

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[trashmouthsahra]

Tommy: Y/N hasn't taken their eyes off the phone in two hours. First person to make them look up wins the pot

Tubbo: I'm in. A bet which improves someones manners? Double score.

Ranboo: Sorry, guys. I got this in the bag. I used to distract them all the time when we were gonna stream together.

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Ranboo: Hey hon-

*Y/N throws a coke can at him*

Ranboo: *grunts* Catch you later

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Tommy: Mid-morning dance party!

*disco music starts playing*

Y/N: *dances while looking at their phone*

Tommy: They are dancing even better than normal

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Tubbo: Oh my god, did you hear that George W. Bush died?

Y/N: Who dat?

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Tommy: Y/N could never look at another human being again. She's unbeatable.

Wilbur: Oh, I don't know about that.

Y/N: Wilbur Soot, are you fucking kidding me?

Wilbur: Changed my relationship status to "single" Pony up ya'll!

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Y/N has daddy issues... We think

Y/N: Hey Will have you seen the armours and weapons I left at your office?

Wilbur: Yeah tried all of them. Nice work..

Y/N: Nice. Thanks dad.

Everyone stops working: ...

Y/N: Why is everyone staring at me?

Technoblade: You just called Wilbur dad, you said "thanks dad".

Y/N: What? No I didn't, I said thanks man.

Wilbur: Do you see me as a father figure L/N?

Y/N: No, if anything I see you as a bother figure because you're always bothering me

Tommy: Hey show your father some respect

Y/N: I didn't call him dad!

Wilbur: No, no, no, no. Y/N I take it as a compliment

George: It is not a big deal I called dream daddy once and he is my fiance.

Y/N: guys jump on that gogy has psycho-sexual issues.

Niki: Old news. But you calling Wilbur daddy...

Y/N: Hey daddy is not on the table here

Sapnap: But you did call him dad dude

Y/N: You shut up you've done nothing but lie since you've got here

Sapnap: Alright I was lying about burning the village but the dad thing that happened

Y/N: AHA! He admitted that it was a lie. It was a trap, all part of my crazy devious plan

Wilbur: I believe you-

Y/N: Thank you

Wilbur: My child

Wilbur: Do you wanna talk about it later on a game of catch?

Y/N, voice breaking: I'd like that...

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