when i started playing genshin impact it took me like 2 hours to get to mondstadt (transcript under the cut)
amber: HALT suspicious travelers! i will escort you back to the city!
aether and paimon exchange looks.
aether, expression unchanging, makes an "OK" sign with his hand. paimon, seemingly amused, says, "Well, Aether is okay with it, but are you SURE you wanna travel with this guy?"
amber, cheerfully: of course! it's my duty as a knight of favonius, after all!
paimon: okay, YOU said it!
2 min later: amber and paimon look at aether, who has taken a detour to climb up a tree.
5 min later: amber and paimon watch aether try to pounce on a lizard and catch it with his bare hands.
15 min later: aether is chasing after a seelie. paimon is chasing after aether saying, "aether, wait!"
45 min later: paimon comforts a crestfallen aether, saying, "there, there, you'll catch that fish next time!"
2 hrs later: amber wipes the sweat off her forehead with a satisfied expression, thinking, "Phew, finally made it to Mondstadt! I'm sure that there will be no more problems!" (She is ignoring the possibility of Aether climbing the walls.)
behind amber, we see aether glowing blue and flying through the sky while shooting a huge six winged dragon.
amber looks back at aether like, "i should have expected this but i didn't want to."
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