#treat my boyfriend right or yeet

[total-drama-takes-the-squeakquel]

It's bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark

Uh I think I want say sorry for going so hard for Courtney and Scott all the time but here:

My FAVORITE:

Leshawna- YES, SHE Deserves IT my queen and the girl who would slap me for being disrespectful the call me out as she should. I don't care stay mad. She amazing!

Courtney- HC Mexican and Filipino lady that will cuss me out for being dumb, but she is right again, and I still love her. But she...And? I done worse as a teenage and made grown man beg for his life once at 17 years old for trying to mess with me/blackmail me! I think I can handle Courtney just fine. I will fight a wild street dog who tries to bite/fight me first too is who I am. (Not literally I do bark at the dogs though)

Brody- I LOVE THIS MAN, GEOFF FORGIVE ME BUT YEET YOUR BRO IS MINE. I LOVE HIM *MAKES AN ALTER TO PRAYER TO SAINT BRODY* I want to Brody so bad no thoughts just waves and happiness, to be tan, to be fit, and have pink on me all times woah!

Brick- I don't know he. I want him happy and I am stealing someone's backbone if he said me to. I love him and his army ways. I swoon at the thought of strong army person still being somewhat fearful of something ah so human and whimsical about him, you know? (Shoves Jo out the way barking at her then holding my child Brick like a baby saying he needs you to respect him or I am dragging you for him now!) Him being afriad of the dark good god this man is in touch to his emotions and fear of the unknow in the darkness because same, I guess?

Duncan & Scott- I hate him- I Hate HIM- I love him this man ain't mine because I want to hold him and squeeze the daddy issues out him and the commitment issues out of Duncan, Scott I love you my beloved pumpkin and kid. You my son now. I will not date any of you because ew and plus you my babies I guess in a sense? Duncan is your adopt brother therefore no fighting in the fifth place, ok? My Fire Duncan type vs Ice Scott type I love them.

My FAVORITE Ships in my silly mind:

Duncan x Courtney

Scott x Courtney

Polycule Duncan x Courtney x Brick x Jo x Scott it seems fun and funny. Also, scary times imagine the dead of night you try breaking in their lovely home to hurt one of them?! YOU WILL DIE AND DUNCAN ALONG WITH JO AND SCOTT BURYING YOUR BODY AS POOR BRICK AND COURTNEY MAKE LOOK LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED!

Leshawna x Gwen on triple date with Duncan x Scott and Courtney with her girlfriend Jo with their boyfriend Brick?! OHH spicy and yum little treat. So gay and delightful yuh ugh

Sam and Dakota. I like these two therefore they are safe from me now... meaning I haven't made them gay or crazy in my mind yet, hopefully my mind doesn't do it or I am so sad with myself.

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#bark bark bark #total drama #long post #samkota #gwenshawna #scottney #duncney #duncourtjottick #<- sure I guess that’s a ship name #leshawna td #courtney td #Brody td #brick td #Duncan td #Scott td

[cycat-carisi]

Self-Destructive

I’m supposed to be writing a thesis, yet this little drabble hit me like a ton of bricks...so yeah, I’m yeeting it into the Tumblr world! Enjoy? Could fill the “Fresh Start” square in @adarafaelbarba’s birthday bingo!

Summary:  Just a little hurt/comfort drabble with Joe (: Pairing: Joe Velasco x Reader Warnings: language, mentions of domestic abuse, hurt/comfort Words: 806 AO3 here

You are drunk again. A few of your female police officer buddies had joined you for drinks after your shifts. Afterall, it had been a particularly hard day. First, you were called to the scene of a bad accident, then it was followed up with a potential case of assault, and to top it all off, your boss yelled at you for some dumb thing that the alcohol has already made you forget.

Yet another shot is being downed when suddenly he walks in. The sexiest man you have ever seen. Tall, dark and most certainly handsome. Light stubble lines his cheeks and that leather jacket...oh boy, that leather jacket!

"Chiquitita . Time to go home," he speaks in a voice barely audible over the music in the bar.

"Why, hellooo handsome!" you whistle. All your friends' eyes are on you, but you’re too drunk to register their stares.

"Come on," he whispers against your ear.

"Trying to take me home, eh? Well, good lookin', it's a good thing you're so good lookin' because I'm definitely gonna let you take me home!" You stumble a bit, bracing a hand on his firm shoulder.

His find your waist to steady you while, under his breath, the man lets out a curse in Spanish. "I’m your boyfriend, Chiquitita, and it's time to go home now." His voice is stern, dripping with annoyance.

"You're my boyfriend!?! Damn girl, you done goooood!" you give yourself a sloppy pat on the shoulder.

"Please," he begs with those big green eyes. "You do this every time. I dread getting this call but it keeps happening. This has to stop."

You had met Joe Velasco when responding to a call of domestic violence a few years ago. The two of you locked eyes immediately; some kind of electric exchange happening from across the room. He had been the one to ask for your number and there had been no going back since.

A large frown causes your brows to wrinkle but you nonetheless allow Joe to lead you out of the bar. The cool night air feels like a slap to the face, yet it allows you a moment of clarity. "What's the matter with you?!" you demand, perhaps a little too harshly.

"What's the matter with me?" he scoffs, still supporting you in his arms. "You're the one whose friends repeatedly call me to come and get you when you’re drunk out of your mind!"

You add fuel to the argument, exclaiming, "I had a bad day!"

"We all have bad days! But you get completely wasted and…you know how it makes me feel."

"But you knew going into this whole thing that I’m a bit self-destructive!"

"A bit? Come on, please!" Joe rolls his eyes, exasperated.

"I grew up with five brothers! You'd think that after five boys my parents would have wanted a girl.” You sputter out an angry laugh. “Ha! Nope! I was the accident that came out with an X chromosome instead of a Y and they never let me forget it!"

Joe has repeatedly been there for you when it came to how your family treated you, but right now he’s tired of you using it as an excuse for your drinking. "And I had an abusive father,” he rebuts, “who...who would..." There's pain etched across Joe's face as he says the words. "He would drink until there was nothing left, which only made him angrier. That anger had to come out somewhere..."

Your foggy mind immediately flashes to the scars you know litter Joe's back. Suddenly, the guilt hits you like a ton of bricks. "I'm so sorry, babe," you sob out. "I didn't mean to hurt you! I didn't mean to make you think of him. I'm sorry." The tears run freely. Clearly, you are an inconsiderate, self-absorbed asshole to a boyfriend who has been nothing but good to you.

Joe's face softens, his tone lowering to match. "Hey, don't cry, Chiquitita. I'm sorry you had a bad day, but drinking won't make it better. I know my schedule is nuts, but I will always be here for you to talk with. I wish you would turn to me instead of the bar."

You honestly didn't deserve him, yet Joe still made you want to be a better person. "I promise, Joe! I promise to talk. I promise not to drink. I promise to be better to you!" You fling your arms around his middle and squeeze.

It's not a moment later that his arms fully envelope you, pressing you tighter to his chest. You can hear the steady thrum of his heart, beating like a calming melody in the most frightful of storms. "I love you," you murmur against his shirt.

"I love you, too," he whispers into your hair. "Now, let's get you home."

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Tag list: @plaidbooks @adarafaelbarba  @misscharlielulu @barbasbodaciousbeard @caracalwithchips @averyhotchner @one-sweet-gubler @anlin2058 @katieslotherford @pjkimrn @aynansstuff

I realize it has been an insane amount of time since I last posted, so please let me know if you’d like off/on this list ^^ 

*crawls back under my rock until the next idea needs out of my head*

#adarafaelbarbabirthdaybingo #joe velasco x reader #my fanfic #svu fanfic #joe velasco #detective vlassic pickle

[sereneabyyss]

Blind Watch BSD Season Five

I Feel Spiritually Unwell After That. Unfortunately @wafflesarecool and @animusmelodiam and I have completed season five of BSD. fortunately this means I can come back to Tumblr to not avoid spoilers Animus kept reblogging. However, as was pointed out by Animus before we started, this was very stroke inducing.

First off, as always, Animus Numbers:

Waffle disconnect count: 15

"what the fuck" count: 31 (thanks Amenogozen, Bram, and Fyodor!)

Animus numbers keep us pogging through the pain

We started off strong, immediately hating the Russians.

"he's fucking insane. but I'm rooting for him because I hate Fyodor more"

"'I hate both of them, but I hate this one slightly less so I'm rooting for him' is the entire mood"

Kyouka Lucy and Atsushi trio are top tier. We love them dearly.

"I believe Poe is a trained sniper over them not seeing a car in a flat area anyday."

"Waffle Ranpo is being the greatest detective to ever live. Stop dying."

Many, many, many "what the fuck that is a horrible idea" were said

WHY ARE VAMPIRES CANON???

"The most unprofessional UN meeting... why is waffle still dead"

"cuz he doesn't want to see the horrible UN meeting"

"true"

waffle becomes alive

"All you missed was a terrible UN meeting"

Oh look, we finally remember Atsushi has regenerative powers. How nice and convenient.

"where the fuck is emo at"

"How funny of you to ask"

"EMO!"

"EMO!"

All of these characters need to fucking consider getting some therapy

THE FUCKING LIGHTSABER??? IS A CHEAT SWORD!! FUCK THAT FUCKING SWORD I FUCKING HATE IT IT'S HORRIBLE FUCK THAT SWORD!!!

See Akutagawa cares too much about Dazai's approval, therefore, trying to make him betray that trust is tantamount to geeting tiger claws slashing you in the face.

Tachihara become Toph arc! You can learn from Jouno!

Speaking of Jouno what ever happened to that guy. Find out more next time I Guess!

bram pack

Aya and Bram have adopted each other. Kunikida and Bram get to have custody battle over Aya a la fist fighting her father.

"poor aya. I have a baked potato tho."

Never Fucking Piss Off The Happy Person.

Speaking of angered Kenji, how has the one power that was literally compared to Mother Nature itself not been played upon as Kenji being a vessel for a godly power similar to Chuuya and Atsushi? Like it's right there.

Yeet The Kenji.

"dazai don't try to drown Chuuya. Learn some humanity"

Chuuya deserves to kill Dazai As A Treat.

"Bram lives in an eternal state of going through it"

"Well he lives in an eternal state of being impaled, of course he's going through it."

The Fucking Shoujo Springtime Filer?????

"why is he being crucified? Why is bram jesu?"

The comparison of Bram to Jesus was found to be extra funny after Fyodor's last words.

"I love Sigma dearly, but he brought a gun to a knife fight and Lost."

SHOOT EM SHOOT EM DEAD

AYA NO BAD AYA- oh well ok fine sure.

"Atsushi your boyfriend is a vampire"

Bram has officially adopted Aya can't change my mind

"hey look, it's the cockroach" "dammit i was hoping Chuuya killed his ass"

THE END GOAL WAS SO FUCKING STUPID. THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS. THAT'S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS. HUMANS CAN'T BE UNIFIED UNDER ONE LEADER AND FUCK THE PAGE IF THAT EVER WORKS LIKE THAT WITH IT'S STUPID LITTLE GOD ABILITIES. FUCKING DUMB AS HELL.

ALSO WHO THE FUCK IS THE UN TO DECIDE THQAT? THE UN ISN'T MADE UP OF EVERY SINGLE COUNTRY TO EXIST AND IT'S JUST LIKE 100 PEOPLE AT MAX DECIDINMG THE FATE OF THE WORLD SHOULD BE IN THE HANDS OF ONE ALL POWERFUL PERSON? NO FUCK YOU. LIKE CAT DAD SAID ABSOLUTE POWER CORRUPTS ABSOLUTELY. THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS AND IT SHOULD NEVER WORK LIKE THAT FUCLK THE TRANSMITTER FUCK THAT END GOAL.

THE ARGUMENT OF WHAT A STATE IS IS LIKE A MIDDLE SCHOOL ANARCHISTS IDEOLOGY OF WHY GOVERNMENT IS BAD. THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS AND THAT'S NEVER HOW IT EVER COULD WORK.

Also Ranpo had way too much fun being a terrorist. But like, he deserved to commit crime. As a treat.

Anyway, I gotta go work. This was hell.

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #bsd atsushi #bsd ranpo #so glad that's done and over with #not looking forward to season six #at all #god we need an anime that won't turn us bat shit

[innytoes]

Fall prompts! 4 for Alex or Willie (or both!) with Julie (and/or Reggie if his brother exists)

Also special shoutout to @bananakarenina who basically prompted the same thing while I was already writing this.

Willie kind of loved the fact that his cute, tall, adorable, snarky boyfriend came with special perks. Not only did Willie have an excuse to be out of the house more, but he got to go to free concerts all the time. Hell, he got a free concert every week at band practice, when they let him chill on the sofa and draw as long as he didn't flirt so hard with Alex that he accidentally yeeted his drumsticks across the room again.

Listen, it had only happened one time but Luke was still traumatised.

He also liked the built-in friend group he now had. Reggie always had nice things to say, Luke was always down to clown, and Julie's entire family took one look at him and decided he was now part of the family too.

So with Halloween approaching, and Carlos and Reggie becoming more and more stoked, Willie carefully asked Alex what his plans were. "Dunno," he shrugged. "My parents never let me celebrate Halloween growing up, and I'm too old to go trick or treating now."

At Willie's heartbroken face, he back paddled: "It's okay. Luke and Reggie used to share their candy with me, and it wasn't like I couldn't use my allowance to buy some myself."

"But- but didn't you want to knock on the door and shout 'trick or treat' and have little old ladies tell you how adorable you looked in your costumes or... or whatever really happens during trick or treating?" Willie asked.

Reggie looked up from where he was fiddling with his phone. "You've never been trick or treating before either?" he asked.

Willie shrugged. "Not a lot of people wanting to take a foster kid out when I was little. And once I started living with Caleb, he usually dragged me to work his dumb rich-people parties." It had been fun the first few years, when he got to dress in all white and gray Victorian clothes, paint his face white, and scare the daylights out of club guests. But once puberty hit he was usually relegated to clean-up or playing waiter. He still got to be a ghost, because everyone working pretended to be a ghost, but it got less fun every year. "I've always wanted to go trick-or-treating like on TV."

"Well dude, you can join me and Stevie!" Reggie said, excited.

Julie grinned. "It's probably one of Carlos' last years trick-or-treating as well, I promised him I'd go with him so he can stay out later but not be seen being escorted by Dad. I'm sure he'd be thrilled for you guys to join us."

"Do we get to dress up?" Willie asked, breathless.

"Of course!" Julie said.

"Alex can we can we can we?" Willie asked, flopping over in his boyfriend's lap and giving him the most epic puppy eyes. Honestly, if Alex said no, he was still probably going to tag along if Reggie and Julie would have him. Luckily, Alex rolled his eyes and smiled.

"Fine. But if we're doing this, we're doing it right. Adorable cliché couple costume or bust."

So they met up at the Molina house on Halloween, ready to go. They'd settled on Peanut Butter (Willie) and Jelly (Alex). Carlos was dressed as a ghost buster, Julie as a little devil (but not a sexy one, since Mister Molina was Right There to take pictures of them all). Reggie and Stevie arrived in matching cowboy get-ups.

After a little photo shoot, they headed off. Carlos and Julie knew all the best houses to hit up and had set the route, and Stevie insisted on walking between Reggie and Willie, so he could interrogate him. Honestly, being interrogated by a six year old was way scarier than the lame-ass shovel talk Luke and Reggie had tried to give him once things with Alex got serious.

"You've never been trick-or-treating?" he asked for the third time, big eyes staring up at him seemingly unblinking.

"Never ever," Willie agreed.

Stevie seemed to mull that over until they got to the first house. Then, he grabbed Willie's hand, dragging him to the front. "Willie gets to ring the doorbell," he told Carlos seriously. "Cause he's never been trick-or-treating."

Carlos immediately stepped back to let Willie through, grinning. "That's totally fair," he agreed.

Willie looked back to see Reggie and Julie give him a thumbs up. Alex had his phone out, filming, because he was a supportive boyfriend. Or because he was mocking him. Probably a little of both. Still, Willie took a deep breath and then rang the doorbell, stepping back and shuffling so Stevie was in front of him. Nobody would say get lost to the guy with the cute little cowboy in front of him, right?

"Trick or treat!" they sang out, and it was Just Like The Movies. The lady at the door told them how adorable Stevie was, and how cool Carlos' costume was, and smiled politely at Willie. Carlos and Stevie grabbed a candy, putting it in their bag, and she went to close the door.

"Wait!" Stevie said. "It's Willie's first time trick or treating!"

"Oh buddy, that's okay, I already got to ring the doorbell," Willie started, only slightly embarrassed. But Stevie's lip jutted out stubbornly.

"It's his first house, too," Carlos said, fixing the woman with big puppy eyes that should be illegal.

"Well then," she said, holding out the bowl to him. He smiled shyly, taking one fun-sized Mars Bar from the pile.

"Thank you, ma'am."

"What do we say, Steve?" Reggie asked quickly.

"Thank you!" Stevie and Carlos sang out, and the woman smiled at them and closed the door.

He held out his hand for a high-five that Stevie returned happily and gave Carlos a fist-bump. Then, he turned around to see Alex watching him, face adoring.

The tiny Mars bar was the most delicious candy he'd ever had in his entire life, even as Julie scolded him you were supposed to wait until the end of the night to eat your candy.

"You know," he told Stevie, as he and Reggie each held a hand so he could swing between them. "It's Alex' first time trick or treating as well."

The look on Alex' face when Stevie dragged him to the door of the next house to make him ring the doorbell was almost as good as the Mars bar.

#Reggie's brother only exists when he's useful to the plot #julie and the phantoms #willex #fanfic #I wrote a thing #willie throckmorton #alex mercer #julie molina #reggie peters #carlos molina #world's worst foster dad caleb covington #Carlos knows that if you have Cute Small Children with you the yield is better #but also he gets to hang out with the cool older kids #it's a win-win #yes Alex nearly dies when Steve and Carlos do the same thing to him #he makes Stevie pick out his candy just so he doesn't have to #and makes them promise to never make him do that again #Willie spends the rest of the night getting to ring doorbells and sing songs and give Stevie a piggy back ride and just having the best time #a nice gay couple tells him and Alex their costume is ADORABLE and his night is MADE #he did everything on his bucket list! #also if you google 'cute couples costumes' you will find a lot of... not cute couples costumes #A HUNTER AND A DEER? REALLY????

[alleykatart]

With finances less tight, I'm able to depend on the food pantry less... but I did go this morning and do a curb side pickup. We've now got these amazing little tikka masala bitesized treats, and I got to introduce my roomie to some delicious new cuisine. Turns out, he loves tikka masala and we'll be getting the spices to make our own eventually.

We also got whole fresh cherries, which I washed, destemmed and loosely canned to keep longer, and an entire block of deli ham. I'm not a huge fan of ham, but the roomie is and it means we don't have to spend cash on proteins and can keep my iron up with a lot less digestive concerns or expensive medications, since heme iron is the only iron my body doesn't immediately yeet into storage in my joints and liver.

And, in POTSie land... I learned from last week and have tackled a single drawer today and added some more items to the donate pile, tossed out some old papers that once were important but are no longer needed, and now, I rest. I want to do more, and probably could, too, but I don't want to flatten myself for three or four days again. I'm just going to have to live with the mess for a day or two until I tackle the last two drawers and the top of the dresser. Then I can finally rearrange my room (or more likely, explain what I want to my roommate) to my liking.

Getting his old, mostly discarded furniture out of my room will be nice, especially since one of the drawers near my bed has an odd chemically smell that his ex boyfriend caused somehow??? and I've been smelling that smell every so often in bed for 5 years now and... only now am I realizing I could have swapped the left and right drawers so it was at least further from me. 😭

Once all this stuff is out of the way, I can maybe get mom's vanity out of my closet, store clothes in there properly again, and just... have a comforting heirloom from her proudly displayed rather than shoved in a space I barely see that inconveniences me.

Aaaand... maybe I can get my grandmother's MCM sewing table set up so I can actually see if the machine works after 40 years of disuse. I never got to meet my grandmother, but I think she would be happy knowing one of her grandkids was getting use out of the machine.

It's amazing what can be accomplished re: organization and decorating when you have someone who's supportive of your physical and mental health struggles instead of shaming or bullying you because your room is clean, but utterly disorganized.

#chronic illness #chronic pain #potsie #pots syndrome #depression #tw food

[birbfeeder2artisticboogaloo]

thousand autumns donghua, episode 9~

shen qiao is COUGHING UP BLOOD NOW OH MY GOD!!! FETCH A DOCTOR!! FETCH A PRIEST!! FETCH HIS CRAZY HUSBAND!! FETCH SOMEONE!!! wtf his cab is taking him out of the city, what terrible servi--OH NO IT'S BAI RONG D: bai rong: why are u asking about that old driver for, when there's a pretty lady in front of u??? 😘😘😘 shen qiao: ….i'm blind :( (also gay) OH NO SHE KILLED THE OLD MAN ;A; poor old man, rip lao wei, we never saw u but i assume u had friends or family who are missing u rn…. f in the chat for the tart's victim 😔 ahh she was hiding the sexy outfit under the plain one!! clever!! no one EVER expects the Double Outfit Gambit!! 👘👗 bai rong: come nowww yan wushi is so old and weird!!! i don't like ur boyfriend!! but i could be ur girlfriend!! i want to be ur girlfriend! hEY. HEYYYYY >:) shen qiao: pls stop touching me :( GIRL STOP THIS IS WEIRD THIS IS WEIRDDDDD ;A; oh SHIT GET EM SHEN QIAO!! THAT'S RIGHT!! DON'T LET HER BULLY U!!! everyone thinks they can take advantage of u bc ur a nice lad!! i hate it when ppl do that!! just bc he's nice doesn't mean u can hurt him! it doesn't mean u can mistreat him!! he may be KIND but he's not a fucking door mat!! >:V HE EVEN APOLOGISES TO HORSES FOR FUCK'S SAKE. HE'S SUCH A GOOD BOY ;A; shen qiao: *swoons* the old man arrives just in time to catch him again lmaooo shen qiao be looking at the sword of woe like it's a sword of WHOA D: yws: ur dying lol. why don't u be evil with me?? it'll be fun~ remember how ur pet hobo betrayed u??? didn't that suck?? aren't u tired of being nice?? don't u just want to go apeshit??? >:D SHEN QIAO JUST WANTS TO BE TRUE TO HIMSELF ;A; aww yissss more evil laughter :D ngl i really missed it, it never fails to make me laugh as well 🤣 AWW THEYRE BOTH HAPPY NOW!!!! OH MY GOD THEY'RE SO ADORABLE!!! THEY'RE BOTH JUST. SO HAPPY. I LOVE THEM. I LOVE THEM ;A; oh good he's got his stick back!! i was worried, since that twat broke it before!! poor shen qiao just can't catch a break smh 😔 maybe a broken arm, the way things are going for him 😔 THE MONK!!! i remember him!! is he going to say it?? IS HE GONNA SAY THE THING??? I'M WAITING FOR HIM TO SAY THE THINGGGG yws: i'm gonna go fetch what's his name, u go on ahead ok?? sq: wh-- yws: VIBE CHECK!!! *yeets shen qiao into the building* UH WHO IS WAIT YUWEN YOU???? IS THAT THE FUCKING EMPEROR WHAT THE FUCK I'M SO CONFUSED??? A GO DEADLOCK??? WHY ARE WHY ARE THERE SOLDIERMANS HERE??? ARE THEY MOVING?? IS THIS HOW EMPERORS PLAY GO?? BY MAKING SOLDIERS KILL EACH OTHER??? WTF???? well it's a good thing shen qiao can just. jump onto the life-sized game board. i. i sort of thought that would be cheating but. i guess not??? WTF HE WON HOW???? WHAT JUST???? WHAT JUST HAPPENED???? shen qiao beats the emperor and then politely compliments him like it was nothing. shen qiao who are u. shen qiao WHAT are u. shen qiao are u single OK WE'RE GETTING AN EXPLANATION THEN???? yeah no totally didn't understand at all :D i'm not even sure what go is called in chinese?? i think i heard.......qi?? something??? idk. also wHY ARE THERE SUCH COOL NAMES FOR GAME MANOEUVRES. WHAT IS HAPPENING emperor: lol ur good at board games, u want a job?? shen qiao, thinking: i'm in danger :) OH MY GODDD THE OLD MAN IS CALLING HIM ~A-QIAO~ IN FRONT OF THE FUCKING EMPEROR. IN FRONT OF EVERYONEEEE OH MY GOD uh-oh the monk made emperor angy. somebody better say emituofo for HIM now O_O seeing yan wushi acting polite is. EARTH SHATTERING. so strange. i'm…..shocked??? weird 👀

yws: anyway here are my evil plans. u should stay and help bc ppl will keep trying to kill u without my protection >:) sq: no thanks :) if i just let u shelter me, isn't that the same as being sheltered by mt xuandu?? i'll head out on my own :) yws, thinking: ppl keep treating him badly, but he just perseveres!! it makes me want to……HURT HIM MORE >:) wtf yan wushi u are a strange man. u are a weirdo. pls don't step on shen qiao. he's wearing white the stains will never come out yan wushi PLS lmao yan wushi trying to tempt shen qiao into going to dongkang with him is hilarious, i love the bg music as well!! it's so whimsical~ WELL WELL WHO MIGHT THIS BE??? idk him YET but he's??? kinda hot??? ngl i have a Type and it's. embarrassingly obvious smh rip birb….😔 also: the monk did NOT say emituofo. heartbreaking 😔

#birb watches #thousand autumns donghua #qian qiu #im rly having too much fun with this lmao #i hope my jokes are still funny bc i intend to continue #i have internet access and im going to make it everyone else's problem >:) #birb still says

[shiploverr]

I got some inspiration from @thatiranianphantom when they made the post about Toni Topaz and now I am going to do the same about Miss Mary Sue Tabitha Tate and they deserve all the credit ❤️

I DO NOT Like Tabitha Tate and her “Perfect” Character.

Tabitha Tate, granddaughter of our Beloved Pop Tate strolled into Riverdale, The Town Of Pep, in season 5 episode 5x04. You see, whenever there is a new person, who happens to come to Rivervale is suspicious in all aspects. I immediately said, “okay why are you here and what do you want?”

Now, Ms Mary Sue decided to pop up to town to help save Pop’s Chocklit Shoppe and expand its franchise. Cool. My question is, what the holy heavens is she still doing here? She was a business woman from Chicago and just decided to drop everything and come save Pops. My irritation with Tabitha is that we have NO background of her life. None. Zilch. Nada. Shouldn’t that be a warning sign?

For all of you that are quick to call me “racist”, you need to stop where you are. You know nothing about me, my background or who I am as a person, so that right there, gets yeeted out the window.

Let’s uncover all the “not so perfect” things she’s done in our little town of pep, shall we ?

Immediately treated Jughead like shit. Yes that’s right. She automatically called Pop’s HER diner. Like, um, you’ve been here 5 minutes and you’re already telling the one person who called Pops his home that he can’t sit at pops, order coffee and sit there all day trying to write? Um no. Get the fuck out of Riverdale.

After Tabitha and jughead had that almost kiss, he specifically told her that he still wasn’t over his break up with Betty. Then, when he decided to take his magical shroom, without her help the first time, decided “well I said no the first time but since his ex came to town to deliver his yummy fungi, I am going to say I’m his girlfriend and allow him to indulge in it, and watch over him because I like him” 😐 Great Job Tabitha. Wonderful. The trip he took allowed him to disappear but a bloody wrist 🙂 *slow clap* 👏🏼

Oh yeah, remember when Jessica came back to Riverdale for her own agenda to take Jughead’s manuscript and drugged Both Betty and Tabitha? Yeah afterwards, she completely blamed Betty for giving Jessica the manuscript. Like she had nothing to do with it 🤨 trying to appease herself and make it look like she had nothing to do with it. Yeah…

Oh Miss Mary Sue also inserted herself in Jughead’s sobriety. Granted yes, she helped him in the end, but to my knowledge, when someone is an alcoholic, it’s their choice whether or not to get sober. One episode, Jughead mentioned he was worried about Betty being on the highway, and she acknowledged it, then deflected to his sobriety, calling him out on having alcohol breath. 🤨 then proceeded to put her hand on his. How is helping with him his addiction also flirting ? If he can’t worry about Betty, she shouldn’t be throwing herself in an subtle way. Maybe that’s just me …

Tabitha’s lovely parents came to town for Mother’s Day and instead of just indulging her parents by going to a restaurant her MOTHER wanted to go to, she invites Jughead 😐 as her boyfriend. Knowing how vulnerable jughead is, and knowing right now he doesn’t need a distraction/relationship, she inserts him in her family’s bullshít. “Don’t worry about Betty, you need to concentrate on your sobriety. Hey come to dinner with me and my parents as my boyfriend.” Oh let’s not forget that she goes back with him to Archie’s garage. 😑 Hypocritical much? Yeah, NO.

Last but not least, after ONE DATE, she asks him to move in with her. I’m sorry, but does she know how a relationship works? Why the hell would you ask an alcoholic, whose barely get by sober, to move in with you after ONE DATE? That’s doomed for destruction. She has no common sense and decency to allow him to continue his journey to sobriety and allow himself to heal from his still broken heart.

This is ONLY from season 5. I could continue on, but you get the drift that, Tabitha a.k.a. Mary Sue isn’t so perfect. She inserted herself in Jughead’s & Betty’s business without being asked to. You think because now Pops is your diner and that the people that come through that door is now your business? Their lives ? No. You need to go back to Chicago, fix your relationship with your parents and move on. Riverdale isn’t for you. Don’t try to play “I can’t fix him/them” because you’re no superhero. Stop making peoples lives your business. And again… we know NOTHING about you. What are you really running from Ms Tate?

That’s all the energy, time and fucks I want to give to this character. Yes. I do not like Tabitha and probably never will. You have a problem with that? Bite me.

[viscountessevie]

in response to your last anon: Sanji can you fight

The post about the anon in question, follow the Jake Tag to see what's up.

Okay so you know how in the last response I said that he ended up being funny after complimenting me - well here we go:

I showed him these asks back to back once he was up and he seemed very pleased to be "going down as a treat in the Bridgerton community” and I was also sharing the asks with a couple of my friends cos I just found this whole thing SO funny. One of them being Mimi @gisellecygnets and this was our hilarious convo (posted with permission!): 

Anyways the lines "jake about to become this corner of the fandom’s white boy of the month" and "you can't escape fate" had me cackling and told the boy about it.

Mans went from telling me I had pretty hair to immediately going: "Cannot wait to be white boy of the month. All I ever wanted."

There you have it, folks Jake has accepted his role as this fandom corner's white boy of the month. Oh but there's more. I made a meme about the asks coming in about him.

You make one (1) post about how your friend is funny and suddenly my followers and anons are like:

OUR (not) boyfriend 😂😂

At the meme, boy had the audacity to go: "I wouldn’t mind having like 10-15 girlfriends. All I ever wanted."

Me being like Bro??? Right in front of my salad but boy doesn't need to know about that (instead I'm telling my sizeable ground of followers) and without missing a beat I shoot back: I mean I'm not your gf anyways lmao. You can have them ahahaha

[Lmao sorry I fell asleep as I was writing this - anyways it's been a couple hours since my clapback. I think the boy is still out with the lads but yeah mans threw an absolute grenade of a line and then YEETED]

So yes, dearest Jakey is taking applications for his 10 to 15 girlfriends and I'm counting every single anon about him as application now. Current applicants are Mimi "Jake is an icon" Gisellecygnets, Miss "His voice is so smooth!" Eefke @eefke along with the Nice Voice anon and now you Fighting Anon!! Girlfriend #4 congrats 😂. There are two more asks so I'll congratulate them on their own posts itself lmao.

Finally, to answer your original qn anon: I honestly never thought I'd be on this end of the meme and I'M CACKLING SHSKJSJS but um does a white belt in taekwondo from 16 years ago count?? 😂😂 Listen I'm always down for a fight but this is not my fight lol!

[I really hope it came across to yall but we're just taking the piss out of each other this is literally our banter! Also not that it's anyone's business but Jake and I are just friends who like each other lmao but yeah it's not like we're married. And he's having soooo much fun with this 🤡 clown shit so everything being shared is all good and fine]

#Jake Tag #Wake up babes some weirdo dropped the new white boy of the month 💀 #Mimi tag #Eefke tag

[hope-you-do-not-relate]

Okay so funny funny moment that isn't really funny funny, I have been sick since Saturday actually Wednesday but I came back to school on Friday only to stay home again Saturday. I couldn't even hang out with my friends on the weekend, which is sad but not the real point.

Today I'm well enough to go to school and not yeet my soul out of my body when I cough, but I still feel like shit.

I have a weird feeling in my chest area, earlier this morning it was almost painful, now it's just a weird thing.

But what's worse than not being completely healed and still going to school?

Absolutely hating the school and not wanting to go and still having to go while you're still not completely healed and have a weird feeling in your chest, for one.

Oh lol now it's getting close to pain again, I felt it for a moment and now it's normal again.

Anyway yeah I'm fucking pathetic lol, I mean I can't even stand this?

I'm literally having half-baked suicidal thoughts. Which means I know I'm not going to give in to them but now and then I just think "I could tho, that would put an end to everything". But I don't have the balls to try it again, even the first attempt was more of a daze than a real attempt, I just woke up and choose death lol, not even in a serious way because I literally tried cutting my veins while in my bed with a sharpener's blade. Yeah, pretty pathetic I know. For days I would feel like I just had a bad dream, just to look at my arms and be like "Nope man, that was real", I could have cosplayed as a tiger for how many stripes I had on my arms.

And now I'm like yeah don't really want to go back to that mental state, plus I've been self harm-free for more than a year, I want to keep it up and not fall into that shit again. Even though it's really tempting and sometimes like right now I miss the feeling of the pain that thing gave me.

I know it's not that that I miss, I miss the fact that I could feel slightly better after every time I hurt myself, because I wish I could feel better right now but also I have to remind myself that I have to find healthier ways to feel better because my body it's not a stress toy, it's an extension of myself and I have to treat it as such. I think I forgot that my body is also Me at the time.

I still want to cut my skin because really I feel bad right now, the only thing stopping me from doing it is the thought of then telling my boyfriend or him finding out, don't know which would be worse. It's easy to hide it from my parents so they don't worry me too much. Plus even if they did find out it's not like it really matters, maybe they'll make a scene but in the end I honestly don't care.

I mean they would get angry, of course. But that's it. It's not like they would actually take action and I'm used to them getting angry so really who cares?

But my boyfriend doesn't like me hurting myself, and I'm afraid he might feel bad about it. Not bad like angry at me, just bad. He tends to blame himself when I close myself and cry alone and shit like that. So I really don't want that.

But again, that is, as long as he finds out. But it's sweater season right now, long sleeves are a must, so maybe I could indulge myself, just this time.

But I shouldn't lol.

Plus it wouldn't get me anywhere, yeah I hurt myself, now what? I still have a stressful day ahead of me. An oral interview that I should be prepared for as well, but I don't want to do it. The stress that shit always puts on me is awful. I just don't want to deal with that. Plus I feel like any minor inconvenience could make me cry today.

Don't like the feeling in my throat, like I'm about to cry. I should have at least 25 minutes before the bell rings so guess I'm going to cry in the bathroom stalls like the little pathetic creature I am, lol.

[jemmo]

my sister watches bad buddy - ep 2

- ppl that can just get right out of bed after their alarm goes off are unhinged

- no one looks in the mirror and is that happy with themselves

- how can he just leave the house like that and not shower??

- i like the one in red hes cute (re. mo)

- they’re really doing all this just so that they don’t run into each other?? how about they just calm the fuck down

- (re. the scene in the toilet cubicle) dude things are getting homoerotic

- pran spotting that camera so that he knows not to make out in front of it.

  pat: but i wanna kiss youuuuu

  pran: *dragging him behind the bus stop* i know, come here then

- pran: what are you? my boyfriend?  my sister: yes, obviously

- is he just eating a huge chicken nugget?? bc mood

- pat is so unhinged. he’s like ‘look someone gave me a drink and a little note, this is the love of my life. no i’ve never spoken to or seen this person but they’re obsessed with me’

- but pran is a dumpling, confirmed

- pran: but he’s a dude  his friends: so what??  pran: fair, i am gay

- pat rlly said new song and then just talked about chicken. he’s a man after my own heart

- pat my dear, you cannot stare at someone that long without it being gay

- pat: i’m gonna play it cool  also pat: doesn’t stop giving food with cheesy love notes

- also pat flirts by giving food?? he rlly is a man after my own heart

- lol they rlly saw each other and were like “dude you’re ruining my date” “dude you’re ruining my gay date” DUDES YOU ARE THE DATE

- pran was really about to waddle his way out of that situation asap

- “the one you’re waiting for is me” ahhhhhh i see what they did there

- lol they’re really doing the whole ‘you flirted with me how embarrassing’ ‘you flirted with me first’ thing

- mr pran!!!!! pat just went ‘hmm i know you’re a gay’ and pran yeeted out of there

- why do i feel like if we saw wai getting bullied from his pov it’d be like the start of a disney channel movie where the picked on outcast takes down the queen bee

- wai: im so pissed i need to get this off my chest  pran: cool story tell it to this guy im busy  he’s such a mood

- pat if you keep on treating ppl like this pran is gonna kill you bc you wont have enough money for dates

- why does pat stand like a pregnant women (re. THE pat with hand on hip pose)

- “were going to get caught one day” oooooohhhh foreshadowing

- pat rlly said who is disrupting me and my husband having a domestic

- *chanting* pls let him hide in the closet!! pls let him hide in the closet!!

- pat wasn’t there to put his hand over prans mouth so he did it himself why do i find that so cute??

- nooooo dont get tense dont be sad pran lets not

- THEY TRANSFERRED HIM?? FOR THAT??? WTF???

- i dont enjoy this why do they both have to feel bad for being friends??

- and think of all the gay high school shenanigans this ruined

- wow that was the most longing stare i’ve ever seen (me in my head: bitch you aint seen nothing yet)

- he rlly knew where pran was. pat stalker confirmed

- pat: *trying to be nice*  pran: im gonna be a menace about this

- pran: fight me 😡  pran 5 seconds later: don’t fight me 🥺

- woah things got homoerotic real fast!!!

- tickling as foreplay i like their style

- pran rlly looked down at pat in that moment like fuck... i could destroy him

- pran yeeting so hard out of a compromising situation he nearly falls over

- bickering as foreplay i like their style

- 👀👀 things 👀👀 happened in that elevator i know it

- these guys rlly need to calm the fuck down they’re ruining pat and pran’s makeout spot

- well that just created so many unnecessary problems

(ep 1)

#made by jemmo #bad buddy #bad buddy series #wow even i forgot how fun ep 2 is #i feel like its so overlooked bc all the other eps are just insane #but like god i love this period of them tentatively putting down their guards and just talking #its so fun #also id like you all to know that after the ep she had a 30 minute rant about a patpran ABO AU #and she'd like you to know that pran is an alpha and pat is an omega #which... nice choice #and she still rlly rlly rlly likes pat #which i couldve guessed from 5 seconds of watching pat hes so her favourite type of person #malewife himbo energy with a lot of sincerity and feelings and a sunny smile

[bukojuiice]

ʚ  Midoriya, Bakugo, and Todoroki cramming school works with their S/O  ɞ *‧.₊˚*੭*ˊᵕˋ੭.*

izuku, katsuki, and shoto x gn! reader  ♡ 

｡⋆ʚ♡⃛ɞ These are some extremely self-indulgent hcs LMAO i’m currently consumed by a lot of school works and extracurricular activities, so i decided to take the time and write some of these up! this the first batch of hcs i’ve ever made so i hope you bear with some errors! i hope you enjoy!

hopefully i get to write more about the other bnha bois/girls soon so please also stay tuned for that!

if you like to see more from me, i have an ongoing bakugo x fem reader! smau called cuddle buddy! read it here!  ( ु•⌄• )  

✧ Izuku is very smart and hardworking so you’ve barely seen him cram any school work or tasks since the two of you started going out.

✧ Soft bby boi knows how to balance his workload from school whilst still being able to spend time with you.

✧ Now here were the two of you, partners for a huge science project that would serve as your midterms for the subject.

✧  Both of you were tasked to take care of two chicken eggs and treat them as your children. Draw faces on them, make them wear clothes, give them names and describe their personalities... literally treating them like actual babies.

✧ You were whining about it at first because it felt like an elementary project instead of something first year high school students (and those in the hero program for that matter) would do.

✧ Izuku remained positive however and reassured you that it was going to be a lot of fun.

✧ You were still salty and unimpressed by the project, but you couldn’t help but melt because of how cute Izuku was and how excited he was for this task. He really wanted to spend a lot of time with you and he was so so happy that you two were partnered for this project.

✧ Because it was midterms week, you were swarmed with tons and tons of stuff to do, so the two of you decided to finish everything else first then deal with the science project at the end of the week because it was the “easiest”. Boy.. were the both of you so so wrong.

✧ Izuku goes up to your room in the dorm so that the both of you can work on the project quietly, yet as he enters, he sees you panicking and running around the room, your camera hanging around your neck, holding two half-cracked eggs with weirdly sewn clothes and faces that looked like they were scribbled from sharpies.

✧ “Izu-kun... can you help me take pictures of our kids for the baby photobook? 

✧ He was about to faint on the spot from fantasizing about his future with you. 

✧ “Of course! hand me All Might Jr. first so you can take a picture of his cute little sister!” 

✧  Yes, your first born eggo is named after All Might. It was Izuku’s decision and you wanted to support him.

✧ You spent all day taking pictures, printing them, designing them and pasting them on the photo album. It was finally nighttime and the both of you are terribly exhausted and mentally drained.

✧ You and Izuku had creative minds so you were able to create the perfect photo album.

✧ Several hours have passed and Izuku still can’t stop thinking of the future he was going to have with you. What a cutie.

✧  After submitting and passing the photobook to the drop box Ilda left in the living room, Izuku goes up again to your room and is surprised by the sight of you sleeping soundly on your bed.

✧ He comes up to you, kisses your forehead and whispers these soft words to you:

✧ “I can’t wait to tell our future kids how I met you.” 

✧ Bakugo Katsuki has never crammed a school work or project in his entire life.

✧ You on the other hand, procrastinated a lot, yet could still pass tasks on time. Although, Katsuki still reprimands you for it. Calling you “dumb butt” instead of the usual name callings he uses whenever talking to your classmates which is “dumb ass” 

✧ He is your boyfriend so it’s not that much of a surprise, it’s just that you’re a bit shocked that he would be really really soft on you. It’s such a sweet gesture though.

✧ After binging a entire series on Netflix the other day, and because he couldn’t resist your pleas of begging him to watch this show with you, it completely slipped from the both of your minds that you had a dance project to work on for your Physical Education class.

✧  You immediately panicked, and Bakugo began to show his usual hot-headed side of him and scolded you for it. Despite him forgetting about it too.

✧ The two of you were going to film yourselves dancing to the Cha Cha dance style and you had a day to create the raw video without edits.

✧  You suggested that the two of you practice by uploading your videos to Tiktok and ask for advice from the professionals who posted their videos there too

✧ “Katsuki-kun do you think we should upload our videos to Tiktok?”

✧  “Absolutely fucking not.”  

✧ After watching a few beginner dance practice videos on Youtube, Katsuki immediately got the hang of it.

✧ Your man had the moves. He really was good at everything.

✧ You couldn’t help but stare at him as he continues to sway and follow the steps without missing a beat.

✧ Bakugo smirks at you, “Like what you see?”

✧ “Get your mind out of the gutter.” You threw a pillow at him as his tease came out of nowhere. 

✧  Since you were quite a slow-learner, it took a few hours before you got the hang of the first routine.

✧ In those few hours, you probably have stepped on Bakugo’s toes a few hundred times and a few hundred fucks were cursed out of his mouth every time it happened.

✧  He was still patient with you though in his own little way. Constantly scolding you every time you made a mistake, but never made you feel guilty for it. 

✧ You were able to finish recording the raw video by evening. A few hours to spare before the deadline. Either way,  the both of you were exhausted when the adrenaline finally died down. 

✧ “I can’t wait to dance with you again like this. Maybe Waltz or Ballroom next time?”

✧ “You’re a shitty dancer so don’t expect it to happen anytime soon.”

✧ “Then again, I’m dancing with you. So it doesn’t matter if you’re bad. The important thing is, it’s going to be special since I’m with you.”

✧ And at that moment, you could feel your heart explode from all these soft emotions.

✧ Shoto was naturally smart. He could finish a lot of tasks in a few hours without getting distracted. That was his strategy ever since he was in Elementary. Getting things done right away and getting flawless remarks and grades on them.

✧ But ever since the two of you got together, he insisted that the two of you would do your school works together. So, every night, whenever there was homework, you would immediately yeet over to Shoto’s room to answer the tasks with him.

✧ It’s really cute. Not only do the two of you get to bond together but, you were helping each other too. It was the ideal relationship.

✧ Shoto is very particular with a lot of fancy things, so he even has this humidifier in his room with your favorite scent so that the both of you can calmly continue your work.  He even has a comforter sprawled upon the floor so that you could sit comfortably. How sweet of him ;w; 

✧ This time around though, the two of you were partnered up for  to answer a elaborate math problem that you were going to present the next day. 

✧ You exceled in your subjects with Math being your weakest point, sometimes even getting unfavorable grades on the subject. Shoto was the exact opposite though. Which wasn’t surprising because he needed to be good for his quirk. How far his fire can go, the trajectory of his ice and all that jazz. 

✧  He wasn’t disappointed that he was partnered with you for this though, despite it being your weakness. In fact he couldn’t be happier. As long as he was spending time with you. 

✧ After reading through the problem and finding the formula, you were already stressed out. Todoroki took notice of this immediately and decided that the two of you should take a break first. He brings you to the convenience store near the dorm. Your hand holding his as he tells you that you could buy any snack you want.

✧ Using his father’s credit card of course.

✧ After coming back from the store, the two of you decided to head straight back to the math problem. It was very very complicated,  especially since the two of you had to divide the work because it was required for the project for the two of you to evenly contribute to it. It was a math problem your braincells couldn’t take anymore.

✧ “Shoto-kun, I can’t take this anymoreee.” You whined, resting your head on his shoulder.

✧ “Come on (Y/N), just a little bit more. We’re almost finished.”

✧  Shoto was finished with his part of the solution, while you were still struggling. It took the whole night to do so but you were able to answer it eventually.

✧  The next day, it was finally time for the presentation. Shoto was able to present his solution perfectly, while you had some slip-ups and mistakes here and there. The both of you didn’t get a good grade because of that... but to him, it didn’t matter.

✧ “I’m sorry for dragging you into this. It’s my fault we got a bad grade.”

✧ “It’s alright (Y/N). It doesn’t matter. As long as I get to experience something different with you and spend time with you every single day, I’m happy and contented. 

✧ You were so blessed to have someone like Todoroki Shoto in your life. What did you to deserve such a precious and kind boyfriend?

-End.  ♡‧₊˚

#bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #bakugo katsuki #izuki midoriya #todoroki shoto #izuku midoriya x reader #izuku midoriya x y/n #deku #deku x reader #bakugo x reader #bakugo katsuki x y/n #katsuki bakugo x reader #mha x reader #bnha x reader #todoroki shoto x reader #todoroki shoto x y/n #juliannewrites #bnha headcanons #todoroki x reader #izuku x reader

[nhinxsworld]

this is one of my favorite songs

originally I wanted to write ANOTHER gojo one because yeet gojo simp but I don't think gojo would put up with annoying stuff and he'd just dip and not call back if things go wrong

so welcome to Toji Fushiguro x reader

ANGST

my list uwu

It's always the same.

You always came back to him, the second your back at home you two would start arguing.

"God why are you so annoying?! Leave me fucking be!" Toji snapped at you "Use that mouth for better huh?"

His hands rough wrapped around your neck, and you'd smile at him. Yeah, this is exactly what you two do, argue and hate-fuck. No, you wanted to call it make up sex. You don't hate him.

Toji does these things well, you never could get enough of him, and it seems the same goes for him. Though right the next day a new argument starts, you didn't know why, or because of what again all you knew is that you've had enough. Leaving the bed you two slept in together.

The front door closed with a bang when you decided to leave the house to get fresh air.

God, you couldn't handle it anymore looking around the street. Looking at the wall you were so close to hitting it with a bare fist just to get out your frustration.

You were so sick of his behavior again. You couldn't even cuddle and talk to your own boyfriend any more without him wanting to do some dumb shit or snap at you.

What is it even? Why the hell couldn't this man just talk you? You're just worried about him.

Why the fuck is he angry when you're concerned about his wounds, concerned about his issues, family, work and God knows what else.

How you hated it, but before it all happened he treated you so, so well.

Kissing you from head to toe telling you how beautiful you are. How you're so precious to him and that you'd be the last thing he'd want to lose.

He switches his moods faster than a light switch.

Always on and off, off and on.

He could go from adoring you, to yelling the worst insults at you.

But you could have sworn you two were still in love, and it wasn't just one-sided by you.

You could have sworn he loved you back and didn't just use you for a good fuck and stress release.

Toji was addicting you could never have enough of him and his sweet kisses and warm hugs.

Arms wrapped around your body making you feel safe and secure. Tender kisses placed on your shoulder and neck.

That's all you want from him.

But he wasn't all that kisses and hugs most of the time he would fight and argue hurt you to the point you'd rather want to hurt yourself.

But afterall all you see is xo's xo's with him.

Barely able to breathe again you heard your phone ring.

His contact name showed up 'hot DILF', such a silly thing you two would joke about. Telling him he's in the age to have a whole family, to be married with wife and kids, but he'd shake his head, telling you he had none of that.

You couldn't bring yourself to hang up on him and picked up the call.

The first words you heard "comeback" no asking where you are, no asking why you left, no apology for yelling at you, not even a sweet nickname or please.

"Okay." Was all you answered.

And the second you said that you heard the beep of him hanging up, all you wanted was now to break down and cry.

Toji was playing you for sure, you knew, definitely, but no one does it as well as he does.

Always wanting to fix the things, between the two of you. You wanted to believe you two could work out, no matter the circumstances.

And that's when you found yourself in bed with him again.

"Toji?" You called for him when laying naked with him playing with your hair softly.

He hummed signaling

that you had his attention, that he is listening, deposited his uninterested looks.

"I love you." It almost came out in a whisper as if you were scared to tell him.

"Is that so?" He asked not even glancing at you but looking into the distance of the bedroom wall.

You nodded hesitantly "Yeah."

He hummed again "okay."

"Okay..." You repeated after him just laying there letting him play with your hair. While you felt your heartbreaking apart keeping it to yourself once again.

His hand around your waist a kiss to your neck.

Xo-SOS

Just another kiss, just another hug you don't need help, you don't need saving.

You didn't want to wake up from this nightmare, all you needed was for Toji to not let you go.

#toji headcanons #toji x reader #toji x you #toji fushiguro #jujutsu kaisen toji #Spotify

[uncle-jj]

Alright, I have decided to write my own lyrics for one of my favorite FNF mod songs:

Little Man!

BTW, the bold lyrics represent the Boyfriend, and the italics represent Tankman.

TW: swearing, suggestive content, slurs, and reference overdose

I'm tired of being such a little man

I wish I could be the biggest in the land

Little Man, why are you feeling so grumpy?

Ain't my fault that you are a little stumpy

Everybody's always picking on me 'cuz I'm short

One day I'll show them the real pain that they're waiting for!

All that because Dream murdered Ron just to challenge me?

What do you think I am, just some blue-haired butt monkey?

Fuckin' tired of being such a little man!

I will soon become the biggest in the land!

Little Man, there ain't no reason to be grumpy

Ain't my fault that you are a little stumpy

Everybody's always picking on me 'cuz I'm short!

One day I'll show them the real pain that they're waiting for!

It's okay, my little dude, for I am short as well!

But that don't mean you gotta be happy by raising hell!

I'm a fuckin' gaunlet, baby! And my bars are super crazy!

Everybody better run away from me or they'll be gravy!

I don't know what you're talkin' 'bout

I just wanna help a friend out!

I may be tiny, but I am mighty

Everybody will shudder once they all hear my own name

Good luck on that bro, but fuck, how should I know?

All I know is that this song is kinda like a mind game

I may be just a fuc-king little man, kid

But I've done more damage than you ever did

Little man, violence is not the right answer

You think I am the cause of mental cancer?

Everybody in the world will all know my name

And I'm gonna kick their ass in all of their games

You can say all the mean words straight up at my face

Ain't no excuse for being the size of a niche fanbase

Yes, I'm Little Man, I got a big plan

To takeover the whole world!

I beg your pardon? Have your veins hardened?

Don't cast your swine before pearls!

I'm tired of being such a little man

I wish I could be the biggest in the land

Little Man, why are you feeling so grumpy?

I'm sorry that you are a little stumpy

Everybody's always picking on me 'cuz I'm short

One day I'll show them the real pain that they're waiting for!

All that because Dream murdered Ron just to challenge me?

But that don't mean you gotta kill a guy to be happy! (Hold up and sit!)

Meanwhile, I'm-a find you a map to your girl's wish, 'cuz she's like-

"Oh, XML! Yeah! You are my papi chulo!"

Ha! Ho! Aw yeah! You don't know 'bout her! (Yeah?)

She's my fucking life! Now go to your corner and fucking cry! Like-

Oh, please! Kiddo, jeez! This gon' be how we play?

Meanwhile, Bobby...he found out Ron's gay! (NAE NAE!)

Yeah, don't worry...about...ME! D:< I won't spout-

All that shit to the motherfucking Twitch community?

Meanwhile, I'm with my girl giving her my treat! (YEET!)

Yeah, relax. Now sit back while I do my emails, eh? (WOOOOOOOO! >:D )

I'm tired of being such a little man!

You want me to be the biggest in the land?

Dude I know you hate your-self for being short

But give me a real challenge; what'chu waiting for?

*Glass breaking*

Listen up, don't make me use my force

Or else you'll suffer beyond the worst

Gee, you're cute for being so angry

Like Marshal the marshmallow squirrelly

Hey, wait a sec, I remember when a spider would sing this silly song with me!

Bada-bang! Bada-boom! Bada-bam-ba-lam! (2x)

Little Man, use your words! This ain't no dank meme!

You're just mad that your pal was onslaught by Dream!

*Accuses BF of killing Ron in explosions*

You're mistaken! I did not kill off your dumb old pal!

Are you sure you want to kill me in front of my gal?

*Glass shattering*

B R U H

BOOM!

I'm tired of being such a little man!

You want me to be the biggest in the land?

Little Man, why are you feeling so grumpy? (Boom!)

I'm sorry that you are a little stumpy (Boom!)

Everybody in the world will all know my name (Boom!)

And I'm gonna kick their ass in all of their games (Boom!)

There's no way, my little dude, I'm gonna play your games (Boom!)

And besides, I play on PS1 'bout every day (Boom!)

BOOM! (4x)

I may be tiny, but I am mighty

Everybody will shudder once they all hear my own name

Good luck on that bro, but fuck, how should I know?

All I know is that this song is kinda like a mind game

Everybody's always picking on me 'cuz I'm short

One day I'll show them the real pain that they're waiting for!

All that because Dream murdered Ron just to challenge me?

What do you think I am, just some blue-haired butt monkey?

I vent my sadness by posting dank memes

I don't care, didn't ask. + ratio (lol)

Come on now! I'm not making a big joke!

Sadness ain't funny, so please don't you laugh!

It's okay, man, to be sad and share your feelings! Yeah-eah~!

I can't get these melodies outta my head, like a sticker I put on my laptop

Nanana, na, everyday, you're like an iPod stuck on replay!

I may be just a fuc-king little man, kid

But I've done more damage than you ever did

Little man, violence is- (FART!)

...Six piece chicken nuggets.

What'chu know 'bout rolling down in the deep?

When you brain goes numb, you can call it mental freeze

When these people talk too much, but that shit in slow motion, yeah

I feel like an astronaut in the ocean, yeah

*Glass shattering*

You may try, but you won't get a hold of me

Because I'm Little Man, stupid! Can't you see?

Dude, I know that you are such a little man

Who wants to become the biggest in the land

Everybody in the world will all know my name

And I'm gonna kick their ass in all of their games

You can say all the mean words straight up at my face

Ain't no excuse for being the size of a niche fanbase

*Argues in glass breaking and BRUHs*

I may be tiny, but I am mighty

Everybody will shudder once they all hear my own name

Good luck on that bro, but fuck, how should I know?

All I know is that this song is kinda like a mind game

Everybody in the world will all know my name

And I'm gonna kick their ass in all of their games

You can say all the mean words straight up at my face

Ain't no excuse for being the size of a niche fanbase

Ayo, the pizza here!

OH FUCK! I'M FALLING! BOY! I AM BAWLING!

Somebody call the doctor so that my legs can be fixed!

DUDE! ARE YOU OKAY?! I AM SO SORRY!

I didn't mean for this to happen to your poor legs!

OH MY GOD! MY EARS BURN 'CUZ A SKIPPED A STEP!

I'M IN NEED OF ONE BIG EXPENSIVE MILKSHAKE!

WHAT THE HELL?! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT SHAKE'S EXPENSIVE?!

I CAN ON-LY GET YOU A CHEAP ASS MILKSHAKE!

I JUST WANTED TO BE LAZY AND PLAY VIDYA GAMES!

WHY THE HELL DOES THIS DAMN SHIT ON KEEP ON HAPPENING?!

OH MY GOD! DUDE, I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE STAIRS!

BUT YOU AIN'T LISTENED UP! COME ON, THAT'S NO FAIR!

*Glass shattering*

FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuck

DickDickDickDickDickDickDickDickDickDickDickDickDickDickDick

ShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShit

BIG BIG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS

BIG BIG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS

I'm waiting every night to finally succeed in life

I just look for foes to beat up with raps that sound like beeping

(Hey, hey, hey, hey!)

Hey! You! What's up with your 'tude?

You're a bab who's sus! Don't you cross my lines, boy!

Come on, Little Man! Dreamy is the real imposter!

So find him and kick him for me!

You may try, but you won't get a hold of me

Because I'm Little Man, stupid! Can't you see?

Little Man, why are you feeling so grumpy?

I'm sorry that you are a little stumpy

Everybody in the world will all know my name

And I'm gonna kick their ass in all of their games

It's okay, my little dude, for I am short as well!

But that don't mean you gotta be happy by raising hell!

I will not put up with being little, man!

I will soon become the biggest in the land!

Dude, I know that you are such a little man

Who wants to become the biggest in the land

Everybody's always picking on me 'cuz I'm short

One day I'll show them the real pain that they're waiting for!

All that because Dream murdered Ron just to challenge me?

But that don't mean you gotta kill a guy to be happy!

*Glass shattering*

What's up there my little friend; want to funk and juggle funny rap swiftly?

When I look at your girlfriend, makes me wanna go, "UGH!"

How'd you get here, army scum?! What gives you the right to come at me?

I once beat you at your game, so don't act all funny!

*Glass shattering*

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You'll receive 30 minutes of ad free music.

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You'll receive 30 minutes of ad free music.

B-b-b-b-bitch!

*Glass shattering*

That's all I have for today. Like if you want lyrics to part 2.

#friday night funkin #fnf little man #utter nonsense #fnf mod #fnf lyrics #fnf bob #fnf ron #bob's onslaught #long post

[chronicallylatetotheparty]

The "Marinette is in charge of a class trip and has to suffer at her classmates whims, finally snapping and getting her cruel, well-deserved revenge on everyone" plotline can die now. I see it and I just want to yeet Saltinette out of the story so she can stop warping the world around her and everyone else can get a nice field trip arranged by the teachers and the school, as is canon, and Saltinette doesn't get to abuse her authority to make people suffer.

@flightfoot So! . . . My brain took this as a challenge apparently.

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"Alright class! Settle down." Mme. Bustier clapped her hands to get everyone's attention. "Now, the school field trip to, uh, the beach?"

"Yeah, mine says beach too." Alya held up the script and nodded for the teacher to continue.

"Right! Remember to-"

"AHHHHH!"

"Juleka, that's not in the script." Mme. Bustier waved her copy for emphasis.

"Sorry, Mme. Bustier!" Rose supplied while comforting her girlfriend. "It's just- AHHHHHH!"

"That is it! What!? What is with the screaming!?" Chloe demanded.

Rose pulled one of her hands that covered her face and pointed at the script that had fallen open. "S-S-Saltinette's in the script!"

Pandemonium erupted as the class protested.

"Quick Markov! Run away before she reprogrammes you again!" Max yelled, holding the window open for his friend.

"Ugh! Why her?" Chloe pulled out her phone to post about how unfair it all was online. "She's even more intolerable than Dupain-Cheng! Always saying we're friends and telling me to agree with everything she says and-" she shuddered, "expecting me to be nice!"

Alya was shaking her head and making an ex with her arms. "Uh-uh, no way. This is not in my contract!" . . . Seeing Nino wavering in his seat Alya brought the trashcan over.

Nino emptied his breakfast into it as his girlfriend rubbed circles on his back. He lifted his head just long enough to say: "God, I hate her." And then buried his face back down.

Adrien stared off into space, eyes blank as his inner voices argued.

The one that looked suspiciously like a supervillain was grinning. "Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to Murder?"

The Chat Noir-ish one tapped his chin before pointing at the supervillain. "You know? He's got a point."

"Guys, guys!" Glasses Adrien protested, wrapping an arm around their shoulders. "We've been through this. Of course we're going to murder!"

"-Adrien? Dude!"

Adrien snapped out of his thoughts as he realized that the bane of their existence had entered the classroom. He turned toward Nino. "So we all agree that it's only murder if it's a person, right? Anthropomorphic embodiments of selfishness and revenge fantasies don't count?"

Saltinette draped herself dramatically onto Mme. Bustier's desk. "Oh! See how cruel and mean spirited my former crush is!"

Adrien rolled his eyes. "Get over yourself."

"Is this- Wait, hang on." Saltinette leaned her head back and held up an eyedropper. "Ah, there. That's better. Is this any way to treat your class representative?" Saltinette wailed with tears in her eyes.

"After I slaved away at fixing that old junkyard bus and raised enough money to pay the driver, 'cause he only accepts payment in quarters, by having a sale at the bakery and coordinated everyone's schedule so we could all go together!?"

Mme. Bustier flipped through the script. "It doesn't say that."

"Oh! How Lila has shone your true colors!"

Alix turned her head from left to right. "Dude, she's not even here!"

"Even Alix has turned her back on me!" Saltinette continued, holding the back of her hand to her forehead. "An unforgivable crime unless she gets on her knees and begs me for forgiveness and helps me ruin everyone else's lives and then maybe, possibly, eventually I will deign to give her the Bunny M-"

"Marinette SMASH!!!"

In the blink of an eye Saltinette went sailing through the window and disappeared into the sky with a twinkle of light.

Marinette brought her smoking fist, which she had just used to uppercut Saltinette out of the story, to her lips and blew on it.

"Sorry, I'm late!" Marinette stumbled before righting herself with a grin. "I needed a running start."

The classroom erupted into cheers.

Adrien smiled proudly at her. "Go out with me, My Lady?"

"Absldbsbdj! Adrien! That, um, isn't in the script!" Marinette protested despite having sent the "main character" into the stratosphere, cheeks tinting.

"Sure it is!" Adrien smugly flourished his copy of the script to the page they were on. He'd attached a sticky note to it that said, 'Adrien asks out his future wife'.

"Eeeeeeeee-" Marinette's face became even redder as her grin widened.

"Nice going, sunshine," Alya teased. "You broke her!"

"What a paws-itively un-fur-tunate occurrence."

Marinette blinked as a terrible realization dawned. "Oh, no."

Adrien grinned as he pulled her into his side. "Oh, yes!"

Mme. Bustier smiled at the new couple while throwing whole pages of the script into her new shredder. Right then. Taking out her red pen she began to make corrections for what remained.

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"Ha! Ready to give up, handsome?" Marinette sent the volleyball back over the net.

"You wish, beautiful!" Adrien slid on the sand and managed to keep the ball in play.

"Heads up, babe!" Nino called as he shot it back to the other side.

"For me? You shouldn't have!" Alya jumped for the ball and sent it spinning onto the sand, to the groans of the boys.

"Aw, look at them!" Rose cooed from her spot next to Juleka. The bright pink towel and umbrella clashing with Juleka's black beach hat and swimsuit. "They're adorable even on opposite teams!"

"I know. Horrible isn't it?"

Rose giggled. Juleka sometimes liked to pretend romance was icky 'for the aesthetic'. Personally, Rose thought the matching necklaces her girlfriend had bought them were plenty romantic. But who was she to ruin Juleka's fun?

Her attention wandered to the water where Max and Markov were enabling helping Kim with something.

"You sure you're up for this little guy?" Kim asked.

"I appreciate your concern but I assure you my waterproofing will keep me quite safe!" Markov replied.

Max nodded, adjusting his prescription goggles. "Markov will time your swim and measure how well you've improved."

"Then what're we waiting for?" Kim plunged underwater with a splash. Markov following after him.

Ivan gave a warning glare in their general direction before turning back to Mylene. Who was floating happily in a tube float.

Sabrina gazed wistfully from where she held Chloe's tanning mirror. Chloe herself could be heard snoring.

"Psst! Sabrina!"

Looking around, she spotted Alix behind some large rocks. Blinking, Sabrina pointed at herself.

Alix rolled her eyes. "You see any other Sabrinas around here? C'mon!"

Sabrina stood, paused, opened up the Queen Bee themed umbrella so Chloe wouldn't sunburn and hurried to catch up.

Nathaniel chuckled from his perch on the rocks as he continued sketching.

"Okay, I have a plan." Adrien announced.

"Is it an actual plan or is it one of your regular plans?" Nino asked.

Adrien summoned as much indignation as he could- "Rude," -and turned back to the game without telling Nino the plan.

"Wait, bro, c'mon!"

"Too late!"

The volleyball flew back and forth as both teams went all out. Marinette saw her chance, reached for it and-

"Hey, Marinette."

Adrien's hair glistened in the sunlight, eyes smoldering as he gazed into her soul. His soft lips curling into a playful smirk and-

Marinette felt sand burst all over her hair as she fell.

Instantly she was back on her feet. "Cheater! I call cheating!"

Rose laughed good-naturedly, knowing that Adrien had just invited a reckoning onto himself. "Poor Nino."

Kim burst to the surface. "Ahhhhhh! What is it? Get it off!"

"Please hold still so I may assist you!" Markov zoomed around Kim, trying to use his arm to pull some brown thing off of him.

"Kim, it's just seaweed!" Max yelled.

The corners of Juleka's lips twitched. "Tragic." She clicked her pen and wrote something down in her notebook.

Rose smiled and offered a lick of their icecream.

Ivan narrowed his eyes at the commotion but just snorted and went back to making sure Mylene didn't drift off.

Sabrina straightened from where she leaned over a tide pool. "What was that?"

"Just Kim being dumb again," Alix replied dismissively. "Ooh! There's a good one!"

"Making Marinette angry is a terrible plan!" Nino panted.

Adrien just grinned. "How can she be angry when her boyfriend looks like this?" He struck a dynamic pose.

Marinette missed her swing. Again. Glaring at her smug cat of a boyfriend she rose to her feet. "That's it." Marinette pulled out her pigtails, letting her hair fall. "The gloves are off."

Adrien stared openmouthed as the next volley sailed centimeters past his face. A gleam entered his eye. "Game of cat and mouse?"

"We'll see whose the cat this time!"

"Uh, we're still here y'know," Alya reminded them.

Blushing sheepishly all four resumed their game.

Taking a sip of her non-alcoholic cocktail Mme. Bustier put the finishing touches on the script. That done she tossed it aside and smiled at her students enjoying themselves. All was as it should be.

#ml oneshot #saltinette #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #alix kubdel #caline bustier #asks

[loversdelusion]

remember

uldren sov/the crow x reader

a/n: someone had to do it, so this is my first short story/one shot idk lol, I'll get the hang of it, pls be nice but also feel free to give me criticism but not too harsh, ya know? I want to get better but I also don't want to get made cry, sorry for any grammar mistakes

angst to cheesy fluff

"They call me the Crow"

You burst into your small room, which seemed even smaller at the moment, you slammed the door shut and hastily locked it. You turned, your back against the door as you slid down to your knees, your world just got yeeted upside down and back again, your emotions were scrambled.

Uldren, was alive, well- Crow as he said, when you specifically remember ending him yourself "How..?" You breathed, the memories you tried so hard to repress forcing themselves to the surface.

Ace was in your hand, Uldren was already doubled over on the ground from Petra shooting him, his gaze on you as he gave you the ultimatum of your life- kill him or let it go, each both had their own consequences, killing him and you did, would fulfill the vengeance for Cayde-6 and your love would be with you, but letting him go would've resulted in Petra hating you forever and a massive void of guilt in your conscious.

You killed him, your once romantic partner, and yet he stood right in front of you and Osiris, you both saw him with your own eyes, Uldren-..Crow, in new light flesh. Your heart raced, it raced so hard that your chest ached "Hey" Ghost appeared in a flash of blue "(Y/n), look at me" you could barely hear your little light's voice, your eyes felt and sounded like they were stuffed with cotton.

"I know it's a lot to take in..but maybe Spider will shed some light on this, he was bearing his symbol after all" Ghost said, the little robot hovering eye level with you "I can't do that..I can't face him, I can't.." You shook your head, Ghost's shell seemed to droop sadly as he gently rubbed the tip of his shell against your shoulder in a comforting way.

"I'm with you until the end, remember? I was with you when you wielded the darkness and I'll be with you when you face Uldren".

-

Your feet gently hit the ground as you arrived in Thieves' Landing, you dreaded facing the Spider and the black haired Awoken "Take your time, there's no rush and if you want, we can leave" Ghost reassured you, but you shook your head "I..I can do this" you stated, trying to convince yourself at the same time.

You stood at the entrance, eyeing the hallway that once seemed so long but now it was the opposite "You got this, (Y/n)" Ghost said in a gentle tone, you took your first steps inside, your feet felt like they weighed a ton but you kept going. You reached the final hall towards where Spider sat, you could see his large figure at the end, he didn't seem to notice you yet as he conversed with his associates "-Tell them I want that loot" his voice came into hearing range.

You mentally cursed as one of his associates noticed you standing halfways away from them, the Eliksni turned its head to Spider, Spider in turn finally found your form "Ah! Just who I expected to see!" he chuckled loudly "Do come in, (Y/n)!" He beckoned you over, his large figure leaned forward in his seat "I was wondering when you were going to show, little girl" he said in a teasing tone, you felt your eyebrows furrow together "I see you've met my little bird" he referred to Crow as his little bird, you frowned slightly.

"I found him, drifting aimlessly through the reef, looking all sad and alone so I took him in" Spider dramatically waved his hand in front of him "You have to admit even this is better than the fate that awaits him in the Last City, your poor little boyfriend" he sneered, you could hear the smirk in his loud voice. "You have him running around as your goony?" Ghost appeared beside you in brief flash of blue "Hello there, little morsel" you could see Spider basically foaming at the mouth over Ghost's appearance.

"So, you keep him around here, doing your dirty work because of what you say awaits him at the Tower?" Ghost ignored the way Spider seemed to hunger over him "He doesn't really have a choice" you rose a brow "What do you mean?" You spoke, Spider's attention averted back to you. "If he ever strays too far from the nest..boom" he said ominously, you felt every muscle in your body tense "I rigged his Ghost with an explosive that could very easily take them both out" your eyes widened, anger and shock flaring within you "You keep him here like a caged animal..?!" Spider scoffed "More like a caged bird".

"I assume you didn't come to converse with me, did you now, girlie?" Spider said in a low voice, you dreaded what came next "Crow!" Spider said in a firm tone, you eyed the open door to your right, you could hear very faint footsteps coming out "You wanted this, now you can have it" Spider chuckled lowly. You wanted to look away but your mind and body said no, Crow stood in the doorway, your chest constricted, your throat felt like something was lodged inside it, your heart seemed to skip two whole beats "Yes?" Your hands formed tight fists at the sound of his voice, his voice sounded a lot softer and quieter, a huge difference compared to the brash and arrogant tone it used to have "I'd like you to meet someone" Spider gestured to you.

"Oh, hello, we met on the Moon" Crow stared straight into your soul "Well, not officially..you ran away before I could ask your name, which isn't really new to me" you wanted to slap yourself, Spider laughed "My apologies if she seems quiet, little bird, she's very shy" Nope, you wanted to slap Spider instead, but that seemed to shove a whole sentence out of your mouth. "My name is (Y/n) (L/n)..I'm a Guardian of the Last City" You could see Crow's brows knit together for a few seconds in confusion, but his expression changed immediately "I'm glad to be in the presence of another lightbearer" he said in a warm tone. You were trying so hard not to throw your helmet off, jump into his arms and kiss him all over "How about you two, go on a little receive and deliver task for me, hm?" You looked to Spider with a glare in your eye "Alright, if..that's okay with you?" This man, still as thoughtful as ever, you hesitantly nodded.

-

You and Crow walked beside each other in an almost awkward silence, for you anyway "I'm sorry if you noticed my reaction to your name..I just- I just felt like I've heard that before, but I guess that wouldn't make sense because there could be so many other people with the same name but I don't know..yours felt strange to hear" your heart clenched in pain, wanting nothing more than to tell him who you were to him "Guess I just have one of those names" you said in a low voice, almost a whisper "Yeah, I suppose so".

"Do you remember anything about your past life?" Crow asked after a little while of more walking, you glanced at him "A little bit, I think..just my name at least" Crow huffed "You're lucky then, because I can't remember a thing..which is probably good, I guess, what with the way people look at me and treat me, I'm not so sure I want to know who I was at all" Crow seemed to laugh almost sadly.

"It's strange..being rebirthed as a Guardian not knowing who you are when everyone else seems to" you clutched your gun to your chest tighter as you sighed "I can't imagine what you had to go through but..I'm here for you" the words slipped passed your lips before you could process them, Crow smiled warmly at you, your heart leaped. "Thank you, (Y/n)..as am I, it's weird..I feel like I could tell you anything" your mouth opened slightly as if you were about to say something, Crow kept his gaze forward "I think this is it" you and the amnesiac Guardian approached a pile of random cargo, a device Crow was carrying was blinking rapidly "All of this?".

Your hand reached for a box, Crow happened to be reaching for the same one, his large hand covered yours instantly, you tensed as your eyes widened, it was quiet and Crow didn't pull away, neither did you, you glanced at him, but his hair was hiding his face from you, you looked down at your hands as you felt a slight pressure, he seemed to be slowly lacing his fingers with your own "Crow..?" You said, voice barely above a whisper, his hand then firmly held your own.

"Crow" you said again, slightly louder, Crow gasped, his hand and body moving away from yours, Crow held his head between his hands, his eyes tightly shut "Crow..?" Your voice came out in a worried tone, you approached him, you laid your hand on his shoulder and said his name, his eyes burst open and he looked up at you with tear welled amber eyes, he looked so frightened and your heart broke for him.

"Are you alright?" You gently covered his hands with your smaller ones, keeping his gaze on you, his mouth hung open slightly "Cro-" you barely had time to say his name as he lunged forward at you, wrapping his arms around your smaller frame, almost knocking you over- he was hugging you, a surprise but a welcome one, he pulled away after a few moments and stared down at you, your own gaze met his.

"I know why your name sounds so familiar.." He said with a smile on his face "Because it's you, my love.." You froze "You remember..?" You asked in a bewildered tone, Crow pressed his forehead against your helmet "Don't know how I could ever forget you, my forever love" you could feel the biggest smile you ever felt erupt on your lips as you threw yourself at him, Crow laughed and it was music to your ears, tears fell from your eyes as you held him there for what felt like forever but forever was welcome.

"I love you, Uldren.."

"I love you most, (Y/n)".

#uldren sov x reader #destiny #destiny 2 #destiny 2 crow #destiny uldren #destiny the game #guardian uldren #uldren sov

[sweet-potatoq]

ok i really wanna dive into this xicheng gymnast au ive got going on because its self-idulgent a really cool idea and ive been really interested in gymnastics recently (little angst bc im a weak bitch)

here are jiang cheng, nie huaisang, wei wuxian designs; ill add more as i draw

so jc, nhs, and wwx are popular rhythmic gymnasts and are a fan favourite in the fandom (?)

jc loves the ribbon but can also do club and rope; nhs does ball, ribbon and club; wwx can do all five (ribbon, ball, hoop, club, and rope) but he likes doing hoops the most

the three of them are pretty close since they have time to chitchat at the small louge area for resting; theyre also often called the powerpuff girls (ppg) since they wear red, green and purple (ik bubbles is blue but just roll w it)

jc has a no. 1 fan, like the biggest jc fan ever, and its a famous musician, lan xichen; literally his social media is filled with jc photos, fancams, and videos (sometimes he posts selfies with his jc merch that me probably made on his own)

ppg knows about lxc and teases jc about him so much

"did you see his face lighting up once it was jc's turn? he even brought a handmade light up banner for him omg"

jc is both flattered and annoyed (mostly because he gets teased a lot for it) but every gift lxc gives him (read: yeets on the floor) is treasured

its mostly bouquets of lotus flowers and teddy bears (there are times when he throws heavily a box safely wrapped in thick bubble wrap and tons and tons of tape and inside is just cute bracelets, necklaces and rings)

secret: jc wears it under his clothes and costume

secret secret: it sometimes comes out and lxc screams about it on twt

anyways, one day at a competition, ppg makes a bet that if jc gets a score higher than 18 in ribbons, then he has to go to lxc and ask him out

jc is torn bc he really wants a high score but is too shy to ask lxc out

spoiler: jc gets a 18.5 and now he has to approach lxc

jc's too shy to do it in person so he reaches out thru twt and dms him a

"hey uh i know ur like a big fan and i appreciate ur gifts but sometimes they look expensive anyways can i treat u to dinner to compensate"

LXC FREAKS OUT AND MESSAGES EVERYBODY HE KNOWS

lwj: do it, nmj: coward accept it, jgy: once in a lifetime opportunity, fucking do it pussy

spoiler #2: lxc accepts and jc takes him to a nice restaurant on a nice night out

its super awkward at first but once lxc takes over the conversation (mostly gushing about jc's techniques and routines) they find a nice flowing convo

"i had a great time" "me too!! im honoured to have had a dinner with my idol" "gay panic"

jc and lxc keep talking thru twt dms until they finally exchange numbers

"huan-ge" "CHENG CHENG 😭🥺💖"

they eventually go out again, and again, and again, until finally lxc gets brave and asks him out ON A DATE!!! as if the other hangouts arent dates 🙄

now theyre B O Y F R I E N D S ~ ✨

but secret bc jc is still new to everything and is lowkey overwhelmed by it, lxc agrees and does his best to make jc more comfortable and make him feel loved

they do fight over how jc's still being cold after months of dating and the fact that their relationship is still a secret doesnt help AT ALL

after numerous fights about it, lxc breaks and unloads all of HIS insecurity

"ive been feeling like ive forced you into this relationship, that my love and adoration for you made you feel as if you needed to compensate for that like how you did when we first went out. you've been cold and reject my affection and it hurts me even though i know you've said that you're just not used to it, but jiang cheng, we've been dating for 8 months now and i was so sure that by this point you'd be more comfortable. i love you a-cheng but i feel like you dont love me back."

something in the lines of that but you get me right?

ANYWAYS lxc keeps his distance from jc and jc does the same bc shit he feels bad that he made lxc think and feel that way

ppg notice that jc has been acting weird and asks him abt it and jc opens up to them about his relationship with lxc and ppg just go from 👁️👄👁️ to 😬☹️😞 because yikes

nhs and wwx obvi helps him brainstorm ideas as to how to apologize and show lxc that jc truly loves him the same way but theyre so busy with training and practicing for finals wHEN SUDDENLY NHS GOES

"what if... you dressed... in a blue and white costume... and wore the gifts he gave..."

BOOM jc gets the same costume from his routine tailored in white and blue and gets a pearlescent ribbon, shining blue to purple and wears pretty cloud earrings and replaces his zidian ring with a matching cloud ring

he goes to his finals in that costume AND ALL HIS FANS RIOT

"holy SHIT jc is wearing blue???" "what happened to the old costume??" "its the same one but in blue??" "hes so handsome tho"

lxc is obvi there at the finals because he is first and foremost, jc's no. 1 fan

nmj and lwj are with lxc bc lxc needs emotional support, and with the added bonus of jc's beautiful costume and accessories, he just LOSES it and cries on the spot bc hes a softie

jc performs his routine, gets an unbelievable high score and wins a gold medal (deserve) and on the podium, he asks for a mic and tells the whole fucking world his feelings for lxc

"ive been dating lan xichen, my no. 1 fan, for 8 months and its been the best 8 months of my entire life. its been a secret to everybody we both know because i was too scared to say something, too scared that everybody would reject it and judge us. but now that i realized it has put a strain on our relationship, it made me think. why should i worry about this? why should i be scared? why, when i have him by my side to support me and love me? im so sorry huan-ge that ive made you feel unloved and unwanted because i do love you. i love you so fucking much and it hurts me that you feel this way because of me. i hope that you're here somewhere in the audience to hear this, maybe not since we're not okay, but know that ill do better. ill let myself love you wholy and freely from now on if you'll let me."

cue jc crying and lxc also crying (harder) and probably the whole world crying with them even lwj lets out a tear or two

cue cue lxc fucking jumping out the barracade, fall on his ass, running towards the podium, tripping and landing on his face, standing up and limping, then tackling jc and almost making them fall over bc lxc is chaotic like that

cue cue cue lots of crying and hugging and screaming from the audience and probably the medical team rushing in because holy shit lxc did that and jc is still hitting him for almost dying??

social media fucking blows up with numerous photos of jc, videos of jc's speech, photos and videos of lxc and jc and loads of support messages for the two of them

it ends with lxc posting numerous selfies of him and jiang cheng being lovey dovey with a really cheesy caption that probably goes like

"HE HAS NO RIGHT TO MAKE MY KOKORO GO DOKI DOKI" or "i love one (1) man and its my boyfriend- oops i meant fiance"

the end sksks theres other couples in this like wangxian and nieyao but really minor so i didnt put them in BUT how is this story? is it worth writing out? or is it ok as is?

#love this au #so fucking much #it needs a bit work here and there #but thats the basic plot #kekfjykjc #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the untamed #xicheng #lan xichen #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #lan wangji #nie huaisang #nie mingjue #jin guangyao