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#trese incorrect quotes
inamerlz · 6 months
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alex: in this world it's either slay or be slorn.
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jmmangkukulam · 10 months
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Basilio: Oh god, she texted you ‘hi.’’ Crispin: Punctuation only means one thing, Maliksi. She's mad at you. Maliksi: No, it's Alex. She's just being grammatically correct!
--meanwhile--
Alex: And then I used a period so he'd know that I'm mad at him. Hank: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'. Alex: I stand by my choice.
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danikoshi · 3 years
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Basilio: In my defense, I was left unsupervised
Alex: Wasn't Crispin with you?
Crispin: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised
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missmariaclara · 3 years
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Crispin: We accidentally ate the last of Alex's cookies. How long do you think we have to live?
Hank: Ten.
Basilio: Ten what?
Hank: Nine. . .
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motherdoraaaa · 3 years
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Hank: Did your father dropped the both of you on your heads as a child?
Crispin and Basilio: Bold of you to assume we were held
Hank:
Alex: boys...
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bwishitnabishcuit · 2 years
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Maliksi: Come on! You know you wanna ask me out.
Alex: You're right.
Alex: Get out.
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arminsrealwaifu · 3 years
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Armin: “From now on there will be no more senseless murders”, c'mon Eren. Say it after me.
Eren: it me
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fyeahinsidejob · 2 years
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Reagan: “From now on there will be no more senseless murders”, c'mon Bear-o. Say it after me.
Bear-o: It me.
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trese-fam · 3 years
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Crispin: Bossing, what color is Basilio's shirt?
Alex: Gray, why?
Crispin (to Basilio): Tell her what you called it.
Basilio: Dark white...
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Alexandra: Men with long hair look silly
* Offended Basilio noises*
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inamerlz · 8 months
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alex: [hoarsely] is everyone okay crispin: *covered in blood and debris* yeah
basilio: [unseen, muffled] doing great
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inamerlz · 6 months
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basilio: anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?
basilio, as alex: basilio, what are you doing?
alex, appearing behind him: bas, what are you doing?
basilio: i conjured her.
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danikoshi · 3 years
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Basilio and Crispin: We can't go, bossing, stress is bad for the babies
Alex: What babies??
Basilio and Crispin: Us
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danikoshi · 3 years
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Young Alex: *Is grocery shopping for her papa*
Store Worker: Could Alexandra Trese please come to the font desk?
Alex, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Story Worker: *Points to Basilio and Crispin*
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Basilio and Crispin: We got lost..
Alex: I didn't even bring you guys with me-
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danikoshi · 3 years
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Maliksi: So exactly what is it like working with the twins?
Alex: Imagine working with two completely civilized, responsible, and mature demigods
Maliksi: Okay..
Alex: Now throw that idea out the window
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danikoshi · 3 years
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Alex: Why is there a big carrot in our bag of baby carrots?
Basilio and Crispin: We've decided they needed adult supervision
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