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Undeniably Important Chapter 2: Breakfast Break

Chapter 2 here. I hope you enjoy this!

Part 1

7:08 am

Logan slowly stirred awake. His eyes opened to be met with pure and utter darkness. Logic felt around his face to see if he could adjust his glasses through the darkness, but they were met with his book instead. Shock overtook him as he realized what sleeping position he had slept in. He had been sitting up straight while watching the movie, but for some reason he must have face planted straight into the book he was reading. He couldn't have been that relax- oh wait! The milk. Right.

He remembered that the movie was quite boring and had started to read again, but he didn't remember reading too much. Goodness he must have looked so ridiculous sleeping like that. Logan sighed with slight annoyance as he raised his head from his open book and marveled at the slight face print he had left in it. He began to smooth out the pages, when he heard a small amount of clatter in the kitchen. (the couch him and Anxiety fell asleep on was the couch facing the kitchen.) He looked up and saw Morality quietly making waffles.

Patton had not noticed that he was awake yet, until he heard a yawn coming from the right of Logan.

It seems Anxiety had awoken as well. His sleeping position looked much more comfortable as he had his elbow on the arm of sofa with his chin in hand.

Morality smiled and waved at the two traits on the couch. "Good morning kiddos! You two were out like a light last night. It was almost like someone 'switched' you off. Heehee."

Logan groaned halfly because he needed to stretch. "Morality. It is too early in the morning for this." He put his book aside, stood up from the couch and stretched as he walked to his room.

Anxiety watched Logan get up and walk away. He groggily checked the microwave clock in the kitchen across from him.

7:17 am.

He clicked his tongue once in annoyance and dozed off not wanting to even move an inch from his position. He had such a peaceful time sleeping he didn't want it to be over.

"Breakfast at 7:30!!" Morality yelled at the top of his lungs." Anxiety's eyes snapped open.

Princey burst out of his room with a broom in his hand and began to sing.

"7 am the usual morning line up!" Anxiety rolled his eyes. Oh great he was singing Tangled. And he was 20 minutes late. And he was using the broom as a microphone. Charming.

"Start on the chores and sweep 'till the floor is clean!" Princey clapped and summoned a couple personified brooms to help with his 'chores'.

"Polish and wax. Do laundry and mop and shine up!" As he said each action, the tools necessary for each chore would appear and disappear as soon as they had materialized. God, that smile he gave when he said 'shine up' had to be as big as his ego. And it fricking sparkled too.

"Sweep again and by then its like 7:15..." Princey twirled his broom with ease.

"...and so I'll read a book..." Princey materialized a copy of one of Logic's favorite books in his hands and instantly tossed it over his shoulder with no regret. It was at this very moment that Logan had finished getting dressed and was walking out back into the living room.

"...or maybe two or three..." Princey summoned two more books and chucked them over his shoulder, well aware that Logic could see what he just did.

Logan's eyes widened and he dove for the three books that were just about to hit the ground. Just before he caught them though, Princey snapped his fingers and all three books disappeared causing Logan to catch the floor instead. Both Morality and Anxiety chuckled.

"I'll add a few new paintings to my gallery!" Princey continued on as if he did nothing wrong while adding a couple of famous artworks to the white walls in the mind palace such as the "Mona Lisa" and Van Gogh's "Starry Sky".

"I'll play guitar and knit and cook and basically. Just wondering when will my life begin?"

"When you decide to get one." Anxiety answered back as soon as he finished singing the last line.

"Oooooooooooooooooh!!" Morality covered his mouth and giggled.

Logan would have laughed had he not been straightening up his tie, dusting himself off, and being salty in general.

"Excuse me Mr. Snape did I ask you to answer a rhetorical question? Because last time I checked, I wasn't looking for your opinion." Prince shot back.

"You ask a stupid question. You will get a stupid answer." Logan stated dryly as he fixed his crooked glasses.

"Ugh! Logan it was part of the song."

"Right. And I'm sure tricking him into 'falling' for his books that weren't even real was part of the song too. Granted that was hilarious, but if it were me, I'd be a little pissed too." Anxiety antagonized.

"Well, perhaps that is true, but it's Logan. When does he feel anything about anyone?"

Footsteps and a door slam was all Princey heard.

"Ouch." Anxiety grimaced.

Morality teleported in front of Princey. "Go apologize right now Roman!"

"What? And give him the feelsy stuff? He wouldn't understand."

"Maybe not. But, at least show that you didn't mean what you said." Morality was sad that Roman's song had to end like this. It had been such a good morning until this happened.

"Yeah Princey. Even I'm not so mean as to say something like that. What has gotten into you?" Anxiety stood up and walked over with a disappointed look on his face.

"Look I was caught up in the moment, okay? I was in my zone."

"That is no excuse Roman. You will apologize to Logan-" A timer went off in the kitchen. "As soon as we eat breakfast. Roman you set the table this time!"

"What!? But-"

"No butts." Patton waggled a finger and smirked threateningly.

"Ugh. Fine." The broom in his hands dematerialized as he sulked over to grab the silverware and plates. "Ugh, this is a maiden's job."

"Oh it suits you perfectly then." Anxiety smirked. "I mean you were singing Rapunzel's song this morning. I guess its only fitting for you."

"I swear Anxiety-"

"Kiddos! No fighting at the breakfast table. Or I'll have to bring out the wooden spoon-"

Roman and Anxiety looked at each other, and then back at Morality.

"We...aren't fiv-"

"-To serve bacon with!"

"You...don't serve bacon with-" Anxiety tried to protest, but Morality had already served everyone up their portion of food...using a spoon.

"-apparently he can." Roman finished.

"Alright kiddos. Eat up! Logan ya coming?" Morality yelled from his spot at the table.

No answer. "Aw. Well, I suppose someone should take it to him. Why don't you do it Roman? You owe him that much." Morality smiled big at Roman who just fake grinned.

Roman sighed. "Ugh. Oh fine. But I will be choosing the board game we play tonight."

Anxiety grunted. "If we play Pretty Pretty Princess again tonight, I'll make sure you never get your 'beauty sleep' again."

"Aw, don't be such a spoil sport Andrew. You looked good in all that jewelry and I thought you enjoyed Make-up."

"Heehee!" Morality pulled out his phone. "I still have the pictures."

"Oh really? Let me see!" Roman and Morality giggled at the pictures while Anxiety just hid in his hoodie.

"Oh for crying out loud! Stop trying to guess my name!"

Patton and Roman just ignored him and continued looking at Morality's phone still giggling.

"Fine. I'll just take it to him myself so I won't have to deal with you idiots. Ugh. God." Anxiety got up from the table in a huff and began to put Logan's food on a tray.

He opened the fridge to look for the orange juice. He had found Logan's glass that he drank the milk from last night, washed it out and replaced it with orange juice. He set the glass on the tray, left the kitchen, and walked towards Logan's room.

7:42 am

Anxiety stopped outside of Logan's door and knocked twice. His voice was heard, but it didn't sound normal.

"Who is it?"

"It's me. Anxiety."

Logan opened his door from the inside. "You can come in."

Anxiety pushed the door open and made his way into Logan's room. This was his second time he had ever been in Logan's room. It didn't look too much different than when he first saw it. It was pretty close to a college dorm room, except with more space.

Logan was at his desk obviously working on Thomas's to do List.

"Thank you Anxiety." Logan said. He didn't even look up from his work.

Anxiety set the tray next to him on his desk. He set down the silverware and napkins on the tray.

"You're welcome Logan." Anxiety turned to leave.

"You can stay if you wish." Logic looked up from his work at Anxiety who had a hand on the door knob.

Anxiety stopped in his tracks clearly thinking about what he wanted to do. He turned the doorknob and closed the door from inside. He walked over and sat on Logan's bed. He teleported his food, drink, and silverware inside Logan's room from the kitchen because he was too overwhelmed to face those two buffoons again.

Logan was slightly annoyed that Anxiety just sat on his bed without asking, but he let it slide and continued working.

Anxiety ate his food in peace while using one of Logan's dressers as a table.

All that could be heard in the room was the scribbling of Logan's pen and Anxiety's muffled chewing.

7:50

Logan finally put his pen down and began to eat his breakfast starting with the waffle. He turned and faced anxiety. To which Anxiety felt extremely uncomfortable, but he would only bare with it until both of them were finished eating.

Anxiety finished first. He sat back, wiped his mouth, and continued to scroll through tumblr avoiding eye contact with Logan who was now finishing up his bacon.

Anxiety was about to take his plates to the sink, when Logic whisked his hand and all the dirty plates in his room teleported to the sink themselves.

"AAAAAAHHH!!" muffled screams came from the kitchen causing Anxiety and Logan to smirk. "Demon plates!? Is this the haunted house?!"

"No but it might as well be with you living here." Anxiety whispered knowing that Morality and Princey were out of earshot.

Logan tsked. "You're not wrong about that. He does personify things quite a lot."

"I hate it when he does that..." Anxiety scowled in annoyance.

Logan suddenly looked up as if trying to remember something. He grabbed a small stack of notecards on his deck and began to rummage through them until he had found one with the word he wanted.

"Ditto." he stated matter of factly.

"That's an uncommon word you don't hear too often." Anxiety objected.

" Oh. Is it out of...style?" Logan had to think about the last word, but he was satisfied that he did not need to look at the notecard to understand its usage.

"Kinda...it's just not used a whole lot." Anxiety snickered.

"'Kind of'." Logan corrected Anxiety as he turned back to his to do list.

"Whatever you say Mr. Dictionary." Anxiety snirked.

Logan was about to talk back when both of them felt a tug to the real world.

Thomas was summoning them.

I’m horrible at keeping taglists. I’ll find a suitable system sometime, I’m sorry if I forgot you. I haz trouble:

@protecterofalltheaus @anonymous-snake @mewsicalmiss @leesacrakon @here-to-vent @cup-of-blue @pirate-patton @logan-logic @storytellerofuntoldlegends

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