#tristan's a mad bean

[steve0discusses]

S5 Ep 42 Pt 1: It’s All In Your Head

Every week with long covid is like a new batch of symptoms. Last month’s symptom, among other things, was “words no work no good,” and so we just uh...didn’t do an update. I probably needed to chill and nap anyway. Not that I’m fully better yet, today I did laundry and pulled out a blue shirt that I clearly own and bought with my own money--but I have no memory of it. Zilch.

The brain is amazing, that with this brain fog, I can’t remember my blue t-shirt, but I can remember Yugioh. Weird, right? So anyway, thanks for your patience in this weird time of my life, glad to have a blog to write about anime in that is so chill with our very long breaks.

Also, I finally went through my old caps to toss old pictures so that way I can make new stuff, and guess what I just realized?

Kisara is not a dragon!

Seto’s girlfriend isn’t a dragon! She’s just on top of the dragon, I can’t...I just can’t believe this.

Truly a crime that this season, the final ultimate season of Yugioh, is what I’m doing while on Long Covid fruitloops, so I can miss every damn point that this show fires at me. But, at least, I hope it’s funny to read. It is like every single update where I realize I was wrong about the obvious, and don’t worry, it’s gonna happen again in like 4 seconds. My borked brain.

Anyway, Yugi and Co have walked all the way to the palace. Because we’re still on S4 time and space conventions where Death Valley, the Grand Canyon, and San Fransisco are all next to each other. Like Yami fell in the Nile in a fight that was just outside of the city--but I assumed he got pulled way out there. Either way, it’s a kid’s show, never think about geography.

(read more under the cut)

Yugi can conveniently walk through doors now, and after a quick shoutout to his homie Yami, they phase through.

Including Tristan who is...

Well,

APPARENTLY TRISTAN WAS POSSESSED.

Freakin, my brain is a bunch of salad dressing, lmaoooo even last episode I was like “wow Tristan is drawn kinda evil and I don’t really get why” and it was RIGHT THERE. He’s been possessed probably since Bakura grabbed him by the neck right in front of me. I somehow missed this!

And like, I figure, if I try and wait out long covid it may take a whole other year, so like this is just me now. I started this blog as like a competent analysis (ish), and now I get to the end of S5 giving you just an incoherent rorschach. It’s kind of fitting for this show really, everyone has to end up at least a little bit of a mess. Keeps you humble. Even me. I also have to become the mess.

Anyway, speaking of becoming a babbling incoherent mess, we go back to Bakura, who has fully lost his game in Battle Basement of a 7 vs 1 game.

Only in Yugioh would they make a 7 vs 1 game feel evenly sided.

And as I wonder if I’ve already made that joke four months back and have forgotten, they all watch Bakura do a mad dash to screw them over one last time.

And while they stood there and just allowed Bakura to fumble around with the doom rocks made of human souls, from no where, Aknadin stumbles through the door all day drunk like freakin Kramer.

And no, in the show he did not reveal here that he was Seto’s dad, but he does in like 2 minutes so I didn’t really care about where I put it. The big thing is that Aknadin’s gone full-tilt cray and not even he can fully explain his motive anymore.

That’s when they realize Aknadin’s babysitter, Shada, has been punk’d on the bottom of skull tablet basement. Which like, Imagine the day that Shada’s been having. I guess Aknadin just left him at the base of like 10000 human skulls then, hahaha.

I have checked my notes and I decided that 2000 people died in Kul Elna a few months back but eh I don’t feel like changing this cap. Overall, I have no freakin idea how many people lived in this freakin town and they can’t tell us because 4Kids would never allow it.

Which is when Bakura decided to teleport his bean into another bean because this bean is broke.

Which is when we met this guy, a guy we’ve only met for like 4 seconds of the show so far. Hello there, Original Bakura.

Straight up, he wasn’t on screen long enough for me to over-analyze his accent before he was a small mound of dust on the floor.

Ah the death count! Oh damn it, I write these notes on the caps sometimes, expecting I’ll put an actual number there later but lets be real, I just need to publish this episode, so let me open the Google doc...

7,805,847,572

Yeah that’s how many people have died in this kids show so far. We’re right on track. Thanks Bakura, for another death, but no you have not caught up with Dartz. Although I will hand it to him, Dartz didn’t end up killing himself nearly as many times as Bakura has.

Speaking of dying and being dead on a kid’s show, in enters Shada.

So lets go see what Yugi’s up to hm? The four have decided to separate in this Egyptian palace to each find Yami’s name. Mind you...there’s some flaws with this plan.

The flaw being that none of them have graduated high school or know freakin anything about Egypt, other than they hang out with an Ex patriot Egyptian. (2 ex-patriots if you count Yugi’s Grandfather. Although honestly, are you an ex-pat if you are reborn in a kid’s body on the other side of the world? You are, right? You are). But, whether or not Yami can or can’t read Egyptian in Canonical Yugioh, we know that Yugi apparently super can’t when Yami isn’t in his bean.

And Joey just can’t focus for the life of him, which, damn, relatable. But, he did find a room full of women.

He also went to the only room with like lots of water. Real pissed focused mind here, and no the piss plotline will not be resolved.

Tea, still GOAT.

This castle, man. I love the complete disregard for interiors that this animation team has. Like...what even is the purpose of this weird maze room with masssssive stone tiles, Yugioh? Like...what is this even supposed to be? Why are the tiles so SHINY?

Anyway, lets go back to Shada and hear his excuse for what the hell happened last episode.

Which is when Aknadin decided to just start cursing everyone, which he would have done earlier if he wasn’t constantly in a sick bed this season.

This very well might be a yugioh card effect that turns you into a rainbow filter, but it also looks like a complete mess of artistic directions on the screen.

Which like, after that cutesy filter, lets pull our eyes out.

Which is when Yami makes the biggest logical leap known to man.

That’s right! Yami has figured out that this entire time, this entire arc, he’s been sleeping at this RPG table that Bakura’s built in his mom’s basement Yami’s Puzzle Necklace.

In fact, when Yami wakes up to all of this, wearing his normal ass school clothes, and Bakura sitting across from him in his popped collar duster jacket, Bakura says something on the line of “bout time you woke up.”

the fic shippers must have had a FIELD DAY with one.

Anyway, everything is a lie, Bakura is controlling people like puzzle pieces, which not only explains why Aknadin’s motives went a 180, but can lead us to believe that Yami also COULD control everyone else, but just chooses not to. Just like he does in real life.

I think, overall, you just have to go with it. We’re playing D+D, except it’s about your embarrassing past. Like if you made D+D about your middle school experience and you can’t remember your first name.

What a way to die, really. What a weird ass way for Yami to almost die.

Anyway, here’s a link for those new here to read these from the beginning. I have the 2nd part already drafted up, should be up in a few days and not an entire month, haha. Hope your 2023 is looking up!

https://steve0discusses.tumblr.com/tagged/yugioh/chrono

#yugioh #Yu-Gi-Oh #Yami Yugi #S5 #ep 42 #Bakura #Yugi Muto #Joey Wheeler #recap #photo recap #tea gardner #tristan taylor #seto kaiba

[twst-the-night-away]

Profile : Sparky Aetos

[ picrew by savannyan - template by @unfinished-projects-galore - art by @twstinginthewind ]

Here's Sparky's profile, at last!

Sparky is one of the few Ignihyde students who enjoys athletics, but he’s also into scientific pursuits and gaming like most of his dormmates. He has a rather high opinion of himself. He’s arrogant, competitive, and sometimes a troll. He’s also a flirt, and he casts a wide net when it comes to his preferences. After all, he figures anybody would be glad to have him come down from his high mountain and grace them with his presence … 

[ an accurate picrew of Sparky (he has to have his long curls!!!), and a potential overblot form, courtesy of this picrew ]

Dorm: Ignihyde Grade/Class: Sophomore/Class B Birthday: March 29 (Aries) Age: 17 Height: 175 cm/5’9” Dominant Hand: Right Homeland: Sage’s Island Club: Science Club Best Subject: Alchemy Worst Subject: Musicology Hobbies: Electronics, gaming, weather spotting Pet Peeves: Superstition, weak coffee Favorite Food: Gyros Least Favorite Food: Junk food - he wants something substantial Talents: Physical strength, weather prediction Physical Description: Thick, tightly coiled curly black hair that reaches his shoulders. Hazel eyes with thick eyebrows. Medium olive skin. Broad shoulders and chest, muscular arms. Has a tendency to look angry when he’s just neutral. Floyd’s Nickname: Electric Ray Rook’s Nickname: Monsieur Tempête (Mr. Storm) Twisted From: Zeus (the party-wrecking troll from Fantasia, not the one from Hercules)

Relationships (changing as needed)

OC Friends: Punch & Joker (@twstinginthewind), Tristan (@atwstedstory), Yume (@comingyourlugubriousness), Del (@bunnwich) Canon Friends: Idia, Ortho, Jamil, Floyd, Riddle (they were in the same class together as freshmen, and Riddle stepped up to lead the charge when he nearly overblotted, so he’s a special guy in Sparky’s book) Club Members: Sparky’s in the Science club with Trey and Rook. He thinks Rook’s hilarious, but he doesn’t think much of Trey. Respects/Admires: Riddle, Idia, that’s about it. Sparky thinks he’s pretty hot stuff and his respect isn’t that easy to earn. Avoids: Jade (gives him the creeps), Cater (the most annoying guy on campus as far as Sparky’s concerned), Leona (still mad at him from Book 2) Avoided By: Violetta (but she avoids almost everyone) Potential Ships: Sparky’s a bit of a flirt. He could be shipped with a lot of characters, but I don’t see him committing unless his partner is serious about it. He has a lot of chemistry with Joker, for sure, and I've toyed with the thought of Riddle or Jamil as well.

Character Opinions

Housewarden: Sparky feels protective of Idia. He secretly feels like it’s a victory when he convinces his housewarden to come out of his room to do something. He might mess with him occasionally, but if anyone else does, that’s a different matter entirely. Dormmates: Ortho is The Most Special Boy and Sparky will go run or play outside with him if Idia’s being difficult about it. Sparky was always the littlest brother, so having Ortho around makes him feel like he has one of his own. He hates that he can't ever fool Ortho, though. He likes telling harmless lies to little kids. Crowley: Does he ever do anything? Sparky wonders what his whole deal even is. Trein: His classes are dry as toast. Sparky needs a good coffee before a morning lecture or else he’s likely to fall asleep. Crewel: His classes are more interesting to Sparky, as they’re science-based and have visible results that can be manipulated. Vargas: Sparky needs to do something physical every day, so Vargas’s classes are a welcome break. Sam: Sparky just thinks Sam’s neat. He’s never been able to find out anything about the mysterious shop man, but he won’t give up trying. Also, Sam's shop has the really good coffee beans.

History

Sparky is the youngest of six brothers. His father is the owner of Titan Construction Company. When his parents were still married, his mother stayed at home, but now she works for a flower shop.

Sparky’s parents don’t have magical abilities, so they weren’t expecting their children to have any. (There are some magic users on his mother’s side, but none of them are very powerful.) When they married, they consulted an astrologer who told them that they would have a son who would use magic, and this son would tear their family apart. His father became paranoid, and all of their children were discouraged from taking any interest in magic.

Sparky first demonstrated magical abilities when he was seven years old. One day, he overheard his mother say the plants really needed a good rain. He knew he could make little clouds happen by just thinking about them really hard, but he wondered, could he make rain? He tried as hard as he could, and when his mother went outside, there was a small cloud hanging low over the garden, giving the flowers a nice rain. Sparky, very proud of himself, told his mother that he made it. Instead of being happy, she lectured him about never doing that in front of other people, and to never tell anyone about it, especially his father.

The next ten years or so were spent with Sparky having to hide his magical abilities, but he never lost interest in them. He’d read about them and practice them by himself, and by fifteen or so, he was able to summon small storms. That was when the invitation to Night Ravens College appeared in the Aetos family mailbox. Sparky was excited about it, although his mother went into panic mode. When his father came home that evening, before Sparky could say a word, his mother instantly jumped in and bragged about how Sparky had just been accepted to a “normal” school.

During his first few weeks at NRC, Sparky had to live a double life, pretending that he was attending a totally different school whenever he spoke to his father. Unfortunately, it wasn’t a ruse that could last forever. One of Mr. Aetos’s coworkers came to NRC to visit a son he had there, and word got back to the boss. He came to NRC to confront Sparky, and the argument got out of hand. Sparky completely lost his temper and nearly overblotted. Fortunately, it was in a public area, and a lot of students were around (messy kids always want to hear about the drama), so someone was able to get help from the staff and he was brought back down from his near-OB state.

It turns out that the astrologer who predicted Sparky bringing down the family wasn’t too far off, after all. After the incident at the school, his mother finally had enough, and she divorced his father. She now lives by herself in a small apartment and works for a flower shop. If Sparky visits any family on his holidays, he either visits her, or meets up with some of his older brothers somewhere. (It turns out at least two of his brothers had magic, but they hid that, too.) He and his father have absolutely nothing to do with each other, and for now, it seems like neither of them want to change that.

Actions During the Story

Prologue: He thought it was kinda funny how that weird fire-weasel and that magicless kid crashed the ceremony. He stood somewhere in the back of the crowd, snickering as the chaos unfolded.

Book 1: At first, Sparky didn’t notice anything odd going on, until he started to realize that a lot of Heartslabyul kids were wearing those collars. He doesn’t find out about Riddle’s overblot until later, and he feels genuinely bad that he wasn’t around to help the way Riddle helped him.

Book 2: Sparky is one of Ignihyde’s few athletes, so he ended up getting hurt during Ruggie’s sneaky campaign. He landed wrong on his arm and ended up spraining it. When he found out about the whole plan, he lost a huge amount of respect for Leona, and still holds a grudge against him. They used to be cool, but not so much anymore. Not that Leona cares.

Book 3: Sparky thought it was hilarious the way all those poor kids were running around with the anemone on their heads. He thought it served them all right for getting involved with Azul.

Book 4: Sparky went to a ski resort with some of his brothers for the winter holiday. When he came back and found out what happened in Scarabia, his reaction was mostly “huh, took him long enough”. He had an inkling about Jamil’s bitter feelings, so he was wondering when they would end up coming out. Too bad he missed it.

Book 5: Sparky was working tech at one of the other stages. He didn’t notice anything going wrong, as he hadn’t paid much attention to the SDC anyway.

#twisted wonderland oc #twst oc #daisy's ocs #sparky aetos #this is IT folks this is the big extensive profile he deserves #sorry if it's a bit long in the history section

[moodyspoodys]

Only Tristan’s this crazy to put a collar on an acid space worm and hop on it, earning eyerolls from OJ and adding bamboozle points to Aiden’s “how’s he still alive” list

I had so much fun with this classical painting redraw challenge! I took Jaques-Louis David’s painting on the table, it’s looking cool

More of Tristan and War Machines universum at @blacksmiley-c >3

#tristan #war machines #space worm #wrath #demolisher #jaques-louis david #classical painting #classical painting redraw #it was so much fun i swear #tho i crie a little during the render #because at some point i had no idea what to do with the worm #hahah #but worth it #tristan's a mad bean #own art

[tristan-miller]

| Blood and Microwaves |

The building was still standing; it was almost a miracle. Tristan had spent an hour and a half pottering about the kitchen making various foods to pass the time. Was he distracting himself from Harley’s behaviour and hellgone mission for a bracelet, maybe just a little? There was every kind of dish that Tris could make from what was in the cupboards; his mother had taught him to cook and he hadn’t nearly honed it enough since being at Grimstone.  Turns out, really good for distractions. That, and the fire alarm going off a few times left little time to concern over anything but fuck, the lasagne is in the oven. Tristan with one foot pushed down the oven door, let the endless streams of smoke flood the kitchen and used his free arm to wrestle the dish out and onto the stove’s counter. “Jesus, fuck, that’s hot,” he cussed, letting the heavy ceramic land on the counter with a thud as he then waved his arm to shut the metal door of the oven with a magnetic slam. He didn’t want to risk another potential burn.  Taking a breath, he glanced down to the phone that had been in his hand the whole time as his flour-covered fingers were tapping replies to Zane with little spelling errors. Tris wasn’t at all mad his friend was going to come over - he was just concerned to whether he was holding in some aggression to their shared friend’s actions. What if he doesn’t know yet?  The spaghetti. Tristan’s head whipped back to the stove where the tray he’d just removed was sat, radiating hot steam up into the ventilation. The spaghetti and stir fry that were in two adjacent pans were still going and he was momentarily wondering if he’d attempted too much at once. With one hand, he twirled his finger to stir the pasta and used his other to flip the vegetables in the wok. 

By this point, a thin layer of sweat had built upon the man’s forehead and he wiped it with his sleeve. Glad to know nothing had boiled over and exploded in his vicinity, yet. You did take the metal off before putting the beans in the microwave, right?  Bang! Just as the thought crossed his mind, the following thought of how this was not how his mother had taught him also came to the forefront of his cortex. Just after that, his instincts kicked in and he dropped what he was doing, phone included and his hand shot out, manipulating the magnetism from the exploding microwave and keeping it shielded away from damaging anything but itself. He suspended it there, halfway through erupting into orange and red flames and took a breath, wondering how to keep it isolated whilst he hunted down a fire blanket of some kind. Fuck that.  With his other hand, carefully, with a heaved breath, he used the waves produced by the appliance and used them to absorb the flames so at least when he released the magnetic suspension, he wouldn’t be at risk of shrapnel and flames. He’d just be stuck with a blackened, bent out of shape microwave. The door to his place sounded and he wasn’t sure if it was relief or not that he hoped it was Zane arriving. What a sight this is to walk in on. Before he lost control on his ability, he twisted his hands, straining to keep the hold before everything retracted and the banging lessened to a contained boom. Tristan sighed in some kind of amusement to the predicament when he gripped the countertop tiredly, leaning over to catch his breath. It took him a moment to realise he’d cut his hand on the blade that was right beside him in all the dramatics and he breathed an irritated sigh, glancing across to the sink for a cloth. “Z, good timing,” he muttered, not sure if his friend would even hear him from the kitchen. 

@zanexpatel​ 

#zanexpatel #tw blood #tw exploding microwaves

[gaiahypothesims]

Sibling Tag Thinger. 

I was tagged by the super cool super fly @shhhushhh Thanks dude!!!

1. Which one of you is the older sibling?

Izzy- Oldest and best. Our parents should have stopped at me, nothing but disappointments after.

2. What do you like about your sibling?

Izzy- Hmmm Tristan is handy with explosives... and Sasha... well he’s cute. So, he’s got that going for him.

Tristan- Iz... is very determined. Sasha is, well, he’s Sasha.

Sasha- You two fucking suck. I don’t like anything about either of you.

3. What annoys you about your sibling?

Izzy- Tristan chews with his mouth open. Sasha... ugh.. you don’t even want to see that boy eat. 

Tristan- I do NOT! Izzy is a liar, and Sasha.. yeah he’s disgusting to watch eat. Full on like watching a toddler eat.

Sasha- What is WRONG WITH YOU TWO?! I DO NOT EAT LIKE A TODDLER!

4. Describe your sibling(s) with three adjectives.

Izzy- Tristan: Smart, artistic, lazy. Sasha: Pig person, scruffy, odorous.

Tristan- Izzy is conniving, slutty, but also really awkward. Sasha I agree is a pig person, messy, and slovenly..

Sasha- QUIT IT! I AM NOT! STOP PICKING ON ME!

Izzy- What are you going to do about it? Tell Uncle? I should add that Sasha is also a tattle-tale apparently. Also, I’m not slutty... I’m free spirited.. for money.. and other things.

Tristan- <laughing>

5. What is your sibling’s/siblings’ biggest talent(s)?

Izzy- Tristan is really great at building things.. inventing methods of mass destruction. Sasha... <sigh>... obviously tricking people into bed with him, lying is that what one would call it?

Tristan- I’d say my sister’s biggest talent is ... acting. Sasha, its definitely not cleaning. Must be something about growing hair? Shedding. That’s a talent of his.

Sasha- <arms crossed angrily> 

6. What is your sibling(s) really bad at?

Izzy- Tristan is bad at making friends. Sasha is bad at showering. 

Tristan- I am not! You can’t call that one weirdo your friend just because you keep going to his place! Izzy is terrible at telling the truth, but she’s not lying about Sasha’s showering. <grin>

Sasha- I hate both of you. You’re both bad at being nice. 

Izzy- Oh NOES Tris!! We’re bad at being niiiice! Poor baby, poor wittle puppykins!!

Sasha- I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT ANYMORE!!

More under the cut.....

7. Do you have nicknames for each other?

Izzy- Tristan is Sir-Sucksalot, and of course... Sasha is our sweet Puppykins.

Tristan- Dad used to call Izzy, Izzy-Bean... so sometimes we call her Bean. <awkwardly sad>. We also call Sasha Jojo the dogface boy, behind his back. 

Sasha- You’re both assholes. That’s what I call you. And to your face. <growls>

<Izzy and Tristan crack up laughing>

8. What’s one thing you can do that your sibling(s) can’t?

Izzy- Hit a moving target. 

Tristan- I CAN TOO!! It was that ONE TIME IZZY! 

Sasha- <sulkily> Don’t need to shoot anyone when I can chase them down and rip them apart.

9. Did you get along when you were younger?

Izzy- Yeah, I’d say so. We really only had each other. 

Tristan- Speak for yourself. I used to have a lot of friends. 

Sasha- SHE used to be nicer to me <petulant>

Izzy- That’s because you were cuter then. Your little pouty face worked for you then, certainly doesn’t work now. 

10. What is your funniest childhood memory of your sibling?

Izzy- Puppykins, when he used to growl at us when he was a baby. 

Tristan- YES! His tongue would stick out. I almost forgot that. 

Sasha- <glaring> I can growl at you now and you won’t be laughing.

Izzy- You remember how we deal with bad puppies? Rolled up newspaper.. do I need to get the paper? HMMMM?

Sasha- NO! STOP IT! I’m NOT scared of newspaper!! <shifty eyes>

11. Are you closer now or when you were younger?

Izzy- Oh we’re always close, whether they like it or not. 

Tristan- True... they’re always there when I need them.

Sasha- I still fuckin’ hate the both of you. 

12. Did you compete with each other?

Izzy- I don’t think so. Not much to compete for. 

Tristan- I wouldn’t say so. 

Sasha- ... <grumpily> No. 

13. Which one of you is more likely to turn out like your mum or dad?

Izzy- Touchy.. touchy question. I think we have all taken parts from both of them. Right?

Tristan- I’d agree with that. 

Sasha- <grunts>

14. Which one is most likely to have a big family? Izzy- Sasha, he can’t keep it in his pants. THOUGH we’re not entirely sure about whether or not the gun is firing blanks. Or are we? You have any little bastards running around? Litter of furry babies?

Tristan- Yeah, do you? I know I don’t. <smugly>

Sasha- NO I do NOT! And you don’t have any Tris because no woman wants to touch your tiny dick! 

Tristan- I DON’T HAVE A TINY DICK! Its a NORMAL dick! Its like exactly the same as yours!

Sasha- <snorts in amusement> I don’t think so. Yours is way smaller. 

15. What is one thing about your sibling(s) that has changed as you’ve gotten older?

Izzy- Sasha’s face, obviously. Lying little bastard. 

Sasha- You’re still mad about that?? Is that why you’re being such a bitch?

Izzy- I’m not MAD I’M DISAPPOINTED! 

Sasha- YOU’RE NOT MY MOM! YOU CAN’T BE DISAPPOINTED IN ME!

16. Who’s better at maths?

Izzy- Tristan

Tristan- Me

Sasha- Tristan. 

17. Who is more pessimistic and who is more optimistic?

Izzy- Umm Tristan would be a pessimist, Sasha the optimist.

Sasha- Izzy’s a bitch. 

18. Is there anything you don’t like doing together?

Izzy- I don’t like going out with them. Tristan is boring, and Sasha ditches as soon as he smells someone in heat. 

Tristan- I’m not boring, I just have other things to do. 

Sasha- ... that’s mostly true. 

19. Which one of you do you think will get married first?

Izzy- I hope Sasha gets married first. And then when he’s allllll settled down with one woman forever I hope she has a litter of seven furry babies. So that all he gets to do for the rest of his days are change nappies and be covered in vomit.

Tristan- <Snorts> I concur. Sasha should get married first. 

Sasha- I’m NEVER getting married and NEVER having furry babies! You two assholes get married first! 

Izzy- Ew, I’m not marrying my brother Sasha. That’s disgusting. 

Tristan- Yeah man, why do you have to be so gross? Incest is WRONG.

Sasha- THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!! FUCK YOU GUYS! <storms away>

20. Lastly, how often do you argue?

Izzy and Tristan- <Snickering gleefully as Sasha storms off> Hardly ever. 

If you made it this far, have a cookie. I’m not sure who to tag!! I don’t know who has siblings, I can’t remember on the spot!!!! 

#the sims 3 #convergence #character bio #izzy #tristan #sasha #simblr #sims 3 #ts3 #sims story #tag thinger

[pixieungerstories]

Housemates - 4

Thea was watching his friends carry furniture up to the attic. He was keeping out of the way. Kogan and Bazur and Derick and Tristan had the carrying thing down. The dresser and a desk had already been manhandled up the stairs. The one that was giving Thea some pause was that he could tell that Vinny’s mattress was not going to fit up the stairs.

He thought about that as he climbed up the outside of the back of the house and started building a winch system for raising the big stuff to the third story windows. Thea might have bulk from his spider half, but his human half wasn’t muscular.  He was used to watching construction workers wanting to do things by brute force when there were safer and more efficient options for anyone who would stop and think for a moment.

Once he was set up, he cornered JJ and the two of them snuck the mattress around to the back of the house. Thea got it set up with lifting straps and then sent JJ up to the third floor to open the windows. From there it was all about mechanical advantage to get the mattress up the outside of the building. Thea carefully maneuvered it in through the windows.  He managed to get it in and disengage the webbing he had made for lifting before he realized Vinny was watching him.

“Um, it’s wrapped in plastic. I was careful not to leave any web residue on it.”

She smiled, “Thank you, Thea.”

He nodded awkwardly, then climbed out the window to dismantle the winch system he had made.

Awkward became his go to word for the next few days. Driders weren’t naturally social. This coupled with working in a male dominated field left him completely unprepared to talk to her. While the others would ask her about her day and find ways to include her in the conversation, Thea went completely tongue tied around her. The food was awesome. The house was clean. Life was better with her here.

And it wasn’t even that she was doing all the cleaning. She was very clear. They got two hours of her time each day. She could either spend that meal planning, shopping for groceries, and cooking. Or she could spend it cleaning the kitchen. It was entirely up to them what she spent her time on. But if the kitchen wasn’t clean when she sat down to menu plan, or cook, or left the house to go buy food, she would do that instead. Occasionally, she would trade shopping time to any of them in exchange for doing other chores. Kogan regularly negotiated for her to clean the bathroom as he went out with the list. Derick hated the vacuum, so he worked out something similar.

Thea was very impressed that she managed to get them to do their chores without resorting to shame or nagging.

“There are underwear on the floor of the bathroom.”

Tristan got up from the couch to go deal with that. But it was a simple statement of fact. No accusations, no comments about them being disgusting. Merely, they are on the floor. She was like that. “There aren’t any clean glasses,” to remind who ever was on dish duty to fix that. And she wouldn’t nag.  

Kevin had cost them a dinner once, learning that she didn’t nag. She came home from work at 5 and sent out a group text message that the kitchen wasn’t ready for her to cook. Then she planned dinner, went out and bought groceries. When she came back the kitchen still wasn’t ready for her to cook. So she put the groceries in the fridge and cleaned the kitchen.

Then she handed the recipe to Bazur and went out for supper with her friend.

The guys had a discussion about how Kevin had been home all day to clean the kitchen. In the end, he bought pizza for everyone.

The next day, since she didn’t have to menu plan or shop, she vacuumed the floors.  

She was definitely working the agreed upon hours. It was just that the house was a bigger job than they realized.

And now it was Friday night. They were eating steak and mushrooms, green beans and risotto. Vinny cleared her throat. They all froze and looked at her.

“I understand you are all busy, but I made a list of maintenance that hasn’t been done on the house. How is that sort of thing handled?”

Bazur cleared his throat, “What kind of maintenance?”

Vinny shrugged, “The gutters need to be cleaned. The carpets could really do with a steam clean. The windows need the outside cleaned. There is dust matted on the walls, they need to be cleaned. Some of the grout in the bathrooms needs to be repaired before you get mould. The hardwood floors need to be waxed at the very least. I’m too short to check the batteries in the smoke detectors, but someone should. You know. The kind of stuff that needs to be done every few months.

In the end, they agreed to spend part of Saturday afternoon with everyone pitching in for a few hours. Vinny said that if they were all working on the house, she would too, but it wasn’t stuff she could do on her own.

That is how Thea ended up cleaning the gutters. Bazur was doing the windows on the main floor, but Thea was in charge of the upper floors. Kevin was washing walls. Kogan was running the rented carpet cleaner. Derick was re grouting the bathrooms and Tristan was using a restorer on the hardwood floors.

About the time that Thea was washing the windows, Vinny started washing the same window, but on the inside. That way she could point out streaks he might have missed. He was about to go on to the second window when she opened the first one.  

“Can you tell me where I miss too? It’s hard to see from this close to the window.”

Thea nodded, but spent the rest of the afternoon pointing out where Vinny had missed. He wanted to just hide in his room and die. He was pretty sure that girls didn’t respond well to constantly pointing out their mistakes. They did her room last. For Bazur’s room and hers she needed to go up and down the step stool to get the top half of the windows.

Vinny was decidedly out of breath and a little sweaty by the time they finished. She headed to her shower. Thea went to his room. Kevin was sitting in the corner.

“What’s up?” Thea asked softly.

Kevin cleared his throat. “I don’t know how to not be an asshole around her.”

Thea nodded. “I never know what to say.”

“I wasn’t trying to piss her off by leaving a mess in the kitchen. I just lost track of it. And I didn’t get the text until it was too late.”

Thea frowned, “Really? Because if any of us where going to test the boundaries-”

“I know!  And I did. But not like that.”

Thea felt a little worried about that. “What did you do?”

“I hid in her room. I wanted to know if she could spot me. She didn’t. But I over heard her talking to someone named Jenn about how she wasn’t sure this was going to work. That she wasn’t cut out to be the house mom to the lost boys.”

“Was that before or after you skipped dish duty?”

Kevin didn’t say anything.

There was a knock on the door and Kevin was instantly a side table.

“Come in.”

It was Vinny, “Thea? Is there something you need to tell me?”

He panicked. His brain completely blanked except for an overwhelming sense of dread.

She sighed and closed the door. “I get the feeling that you don’t actually like me all that much. Is it something I did?”

Aw hell! He was cornered in his own room there was nowhere to run.

And Kevin was snickering too softly for her to hear.

“Um... You are fine. I like you. I mean, I don’t like you but you, um, make really good cannoli. Uh… yeah, so… um.” He wasn’t helping. Her eyebrows had done that thing where they tense up over her nose. No quite a frown but just a forehead frown. “Are you mad at me?”

She shook her head slowly. “I’m old enough to know that not everyone is going to like me. But you never even say hi.”

Thea looked at the floor. “I’m not good at people. Um. Girls. Um… Women! I just…. Yeah. Ugh. Way to be coherent, Thea.”

Now she cocked her head a little and asked, “Did you mean to say that last bit out loud?”

Thea replayed what he had just said. Then he panicked and ran up the wall to hide in his nest in the top corner of the room.

Eventually, they all went to eat at the pub where Derick worked. Vinny sat next to him and they laughed and chatted and she took his advice on what to order. Derick waved as he headed to the back room to start his shift. Kogan leaned over and nudge Thea, “You are staring lad. It’s a little rude.”

Thea ducked his head. Kogan clapped him on the back. “C’mon. Let’s head home.”

“I don’t know how to talk to her, Kogan.”

“Just talk to her the way you talk to me.” Kogan said as they headed out to the van that had been retrofitted to carry a drider.

“But she isn’t you.” Thea said.

Kogan snorted, “Right. I aint that purty.” He exaggerated the mispronunciation to make his point.

Thea cringed, “Yeah,” he admitted.

Kogan gave him a long look, “Shit, son, you got get past that. We can’t run off another one.”

#drider #exophilia #terato #werewolf #orc #gelatinous #slime #gargoyle #minotaur #mimic

[stusbunker]

Answer 21, Tag 21

I was tagged so kindly by @mariekoukie6661 a lifetime ago. @thoughtslikeaminefield tagged my mainblog, but here you go!

1) Nickname: Stu, Stuie, Grandma/Gma on main, many more irl

2) Zodiac Sign: Leo

3) Height: 5’5″

4) Hogwarts House: Ravenpuff

5) Last thing I googled: Appendicitis because one of the littles was complaining about pain on their right side. It was probably gas, everyone is fine.

6) Favorite Musicians: Hozier, P!nk, The Beatles, Mumford and Sons, Iron and Wine, The Head and the Heart, The Oh Hellos, Janis Joplin, James Tristan Redding, Bright Eyes, Billy Joel, Ingrid Michaelson, too many folks!

7) Song stuck in my head: Nothing, so don’t get any ideas!

8) Following: 301, that jumped

9) Followers: 304 (on this blog)

10) Do I get asks: VERY rarely, even on my mainblog. I like them though, send them in, be silly, be mad, be vague. ;)

11) Amount of Sleep: not enough?! Around 4 to 6 hours a night  (This last week has been pretty brutal so I stole your answer because, same)

12) Lucky Number: 13, 16, 30, 42

13) What I’m wearing: Navy sweatpants and a gray Purdue hoodie

14) Dreamjob: Writer

15) Dream Trip: London with college Roomie and Australia with the Hubby

16) Favorite food: I usually say bread and butter, because they are great and both bad for me. But I love Chimichangas, guac, beans and rice, pasta, a good steak, mushrooms. Food is my favorite, okay?

17) Instrument: Cello to listen to. I can only play a smidge of violin anymore anyway.

18) Languages: American English, a touch of Spanish

19) Favorite Song: Lol, I couldn’t even narrow down artists, this is impossible.

20) Random Fact: I can bend the top knuckles on my fingers independently of the middle ones.

21) Aestetic: Jeans and cardigans, messy buns, oversized coffee mugs, disorganized desk, ever-changing handwriting, elephant in a china shop, mixed matched socks, laugh lines and eye bags.

Tag 21… I dont have 21 people to tag…: Again, Same.

Guys, don’t feel obligated, especially if you have already done it!

@dontshootmespence @sammit-janet @babypieandwhiskey @because-imma-lady-assface @letsdisneythings @ddreammcatcher @veroinnumera

@ericaprice2008 @abbessolute @mlpunite

#stu overshares #tag game #not spn

[the-bejeesus]

One Piece Birthdays: Honorable Mentions

     One Piece has hundreds of characters, and over the past year I’ve celebrated the birthdays of only about a few hundred or so of them. So I’d like to take the time to mention every One Piece character without a birthday. Some don’t have birthdays because they’ve debuted too recently, some have no birthdays because they have been forgotten. Some have no birthdays because we haven’t gotten to that yet, even though they’ve existed for a long time and we remember them. To start off with, I will mention every character that exists within the canon that have names. Some you’ll remember. Some you won’t recognize, but if I showed you a picture of them you’d be like “Oh yeah that guy”. And then some of them you won’t have any recollection of, and I can’t blame you for it. Today, we will honor your memories, and hope that one day, Eiichiro Oda gives you a birthday.

Abdullah

Acilia

Adele

Aggie 68

Agotogi

Agsilly

Agyo

Ahho Desunen IX

Ahho Zurako

Akumai

Ally

Anjo

Antonio

Aremo Ganmi

Tsumegeri Guards (Hyota, Brahm, Arrow, and Barrel)

Arthur

Asahija

Aswa

Attach

Bacura

Baggaley

Banchi

Banchina

Banshee

Gyoro, Nin, and Bao

Bariete

Barry

Basilisk

Bastille

Batchee

Baxcon

Beer VI

Belo Betty

Belladonna

Bellett

Bian

Bimine

Biyo

Blackback

Blue Fan

Bobbin

Bobby Funk

Bobomba

Bogard

Bomba

Super Spot-Billed Duck Squad (Stomp, Ivan X, Cowboy, Bourbon Jr., Kentauros, Hikoichi, and Eyelashes)

Braham

Brew

Brocca

Broyé

Buche

Buhichuck

Bunny Joe

Bushon

Busshiri

Byron

Camel

Cancer

Cands

Capone Pez

Carne

Catacombo

Chabo

Chao

Charlotte Amande

Charlotte Anglais

Charlotte Basskarte

Charlotte Bavarois

Charlotte Brownie

Charlotte Cadenza

Charlotte Cabalatta

Charlotte Cinnamon

Charlotte Citron

Charlotte Compote

Charlotte Counter

Charlotte Dolce

Charlotte Dragée

Charlotte Dosmarche

Charlotte Gala

Charlotte Galette

Charlotte Joconde

Charlotte Moscato

Charlotte Myukuru

Charlotte Nusstorte

Charlotte Opera

Charlotte Poire

Charlotte Raisin

Charlotte Snack

Charlotte Yuen

Chess

Chesskipa

Chichilisia

Chicken

Chocolat

Choi

Chuchun

Clione

Cocoa

Cocox

Colscon

Columbus

Cornelia

Cosmo

Cotton

Custard

Dacquoise

Daddy Dee

Dagama

Daidalos

Daigin

Daikon

Damask

Diesel

Diez Barrels

Dogya

Domo-kun

Nnke-kun

Donovan

Donquixote Homing

Doran

Draw

Drip

Drug Peclo

Ducky Bree

Eddy

Edward Weevil

Eiri

Egana

Eggplant Soldier

Elizabello II

Erik

Farafra

Farul

Faust

Fen Bock

Fillonce

Fishbonen

Flapper

Forliewbs

Fullbody

Gaburu

Gambia

Ganryu

Gatz

Galaxy

Galley

Gancho

Gatherine

Genzo

George Black

Roche Tomson

George Mach

Gerth

Giberson

Gimlet

Gina

Ginrummy

Gion

Glove

Gode

Going Merry

Goldberg

Goldfish Princess

Goo

Gotti

Grabar

Gram

Great Michael

Gyaro

Gyoru

Hack (Human)

Hakowan

Ham Burger

Hangan

Hanger

Happa Yamao

Happygun

Harisenbon

Haritsu Kendiyo

Heat

Heppoko

Hera

Herb

Hewitt

Hideo Usaguchi

High-Fat

Hihimaru

Hildon

Hiramera

Ho

Hocha

Hocker

Michael

Hoichael

Hotori

Kotori

Hublot

Humphrey

Hustle

Medaka Mermaid Quintuplets (Ichika, Nika, Sanka, Yonka, and Yonko Two)

Ichiro Kmaguchi

Ideaman

Ideo

Ikkaku

Im

Inhel

Inuppe

Ippon-Matsu

Isa

Ishigo Shitemanna

Isuka

Jarl

Jean Ango

Jeet

Jew Wall

Jigoro

Jigra

Jobo

John

Jorge

Jorl

Joy Boy

Judy

Julius

Junan

Kabu

Kagiko

Kairen

Kairiken

Kakukaku

Kaneshiro

Kanezenny

Kanten

Kappa

Karusu

Kasa

Kasagoba

Kebi

Kechatch

Kelly Funk

Kibagaeru

Kibin

Kiev

Kiku

Kikyo

Kimel

King Baum

Kinga

Shodai Ktetsu

Nidai Kitetsu

Sandai Kitetsu

Kitton

Komachiyo

Komane

Konbu

Koda

Kop

Koshiro

Kotatsu

Koze

Packy

Kozuki Momonosuke

Kozuki Oden

Kukai

Kumadori Yamanbako

Kuromarimo

Kurotsuru

Kurozomi Orochi

Kyuji

Kyukyu

Lady Tree

Lami

Laskey

Lassoo

Laurin

Leonero

Lily

Lindbergh

Lines

Lionbuta

Lip Doughty

Loki

Louis Arnote

Lulis

Macro (Automaton)

Maidy

Makko

Mani

Manjaro

Margarita

Maria Napole

Marie

Marilyn

Marin

Mario

Marnier

Marumieta

Mashikaku

Masked Deuce

Master of the Waters

Mauji

Mayushika

McKinley

Meadows

Mero

Mihar

Mikio Itoo

Milky

Minatomo

Minoruba

Miss Catherina

Paula

Mr. 13

Miss Friday

Miss Merry Christmas

Miss Monday

Miss Mother's Day

Miss Saturday

Miss Thursday

Miss Tuesday

Kinderella

Mizuira

Mizuta Madaisuki

Mizuta Mawaritosuki

Donquixote Mjosgard

Mobile

MocDonald

Mocha

Mochi

Monji

Monstar

Moodie

Morley

Mornin

Mororon

Motzel

Mounblutain

Mountain Ricky

Moyle

Mozambia

Mr. 4

Mr. 6

Mr. 7

Mr. 9

Mr. 10

Mr. 11

Mr. 12

Mr. Beans

Mr. Love

Mr. Mellow

Mr. Shimizu

Mukkashimi Tower

Mummy

Mummy Mee

Muret

Nako

Napoleon

Natto

Titi

Negikuma Maria

Nerine

Nezumi

Nigeratta

Ninjin

Ninth

Nitro

Noble Croc

Charlotte Noisette

Nora Gitsune

Nosgarl

Nubon

Nugire Yainu

O-Tama

Octopus Mash

Okame

Okome

Oran

Ossamondo

Outlook III

Pagaya

Pandawoman

Pandora

Pansy

Pantri

Papaneel

Pascia

Patty

Pavlik

Pearl

Pekkori

Pellini

Peppoko

Piiman

Pinkbeard

Pinnacle

Pisaro

Poppoko

Poppy

Poro

Potsun

Pound

Prometheus

Pudding Pudding

Puppu

PX-1

PX-4

PX-5

PX-7

Queen Mama Chanter

Rabiyan

Raccoon

Raideen

Rampo

Randolph

Reforte

Reuder

Rint

Ripper

Risky Brothers

Risky Brothers (zombies)

Rivers

Road

Robson

Roche

Yeti Cool Brothers (Rock, Scotch)

Roddy

Roji

Rokkaku

Rolling Logan

Roshio

Ross

Run

Rush

Russian

Saber

Saint-Marc

Sam

Samurai Batts

Sancrin

Sapi

Sarfunkel

Saru

Schollzo

Scissors

Scopper Gaban

Scotch

Seagull

Seamars

Seira

Shanba

Shandia Chief

Sharinguru

Sheepshead

Shine

Shion

Shioyaki

Shoujou

Shu

Sicilian

Sicily

Sind

Skull

Sleepy

Smiley

Smooge

Sonieh

Sora

Soro

Spartan

Spector

Sphinx

Stainless

Stalker

Stansen

Stefan

Stevie

Stool

Suleiman

Tablet

Tacos

Take

Tama

Tamachibi

Tamagon

Tamanegi

Tank Lepanto

Tansui

Tararan

Terry

Terry Gilteo

Teru

Thalassa Lucas

Tibany

Tokikake

Tomato Gang

Tristan

Turco

Uholisia

Ukkari

Ultraking

Umit

Unforgivable Mask

Uni

Unigaro

Usagihebi

Uzu

Victoria Cindry

Vitan

Vito

Wallace

Wallem

Wany

Warashi

Wellington

Wicca

Willie Gallon

Wire

Yamenahare

Yarisugi

Yokozuna

Yomo

Yoshimoto

Yotsubane

Yu

Yuki

Yukichi Skull

Yurikah

Zadie

Zepo

Zeus

Zodia

Zucca

Zuccotto

Zunesha

    I used the names that they are given on the wiki, as opposed to their Official English names, if they even have one. I did this so that you can simply search their names on the One Piece Wiki and learn about them, if any interest you. However, a couple of them are so obscure that they don’t even have their own pages, in which case you will only be able to fine them here.

  Next we will honor all non-canon characters. These characters appeared in filler, movies, specials, OVAs, one-shots, video games, or any other material that was officially made but not part of the manga. These characters are gaurunteed to never get a birthday, and that is a curse they bear. Now some non-canon characters, such as Gion and Tokikake, debut in non-canon and then later appear in canon, making them canon characters, and thus giving them a chance to have a birthday. However, this is such a rare case, that I wouldn’t count on it, especially for non-canon characters that debuted years ago.

A A A

Abi

Accino

Ain

Akibi

Akihiro

Akisu

Alan

Alba

All-Hunt Grount

Alpacacino

Amanda

Anaguma

Ann

Ann

Ant De Bonham

Aobire

Apis

Arbell

Atoli

Aunt

Aveyron

Ayako

Baccarat

Bad One Gracie

Bald Parrot

Balloon

Balong

Banban

Bandsman

Banzai

Barbarossa

Basil

Bayan

Bear King

Biera

Bigalo

Bildy

Bill

Billy (Dandit)

Billy (Cook)

Billy (Pirate)

Binz

Bismarck

Bit

Blyue

Bobby

Bobrad

Bokuden

Bolam

Bolt

Bonbon

Bonbori

Bonney (Non-cannon)

Boo Jack

Boo Kong

Borodo

Boss

Bravo

Brief

Brindo

Butler

Buzz

Byojack

Brynndi World

Bürst

Camael

Campacino

Camus

Carina

Carmen

Carol Masterson

Cello

Chameleone

Chavez

Chip

Chiqicheetah

Coe

Corto

Count Times

Curve

D.R.

Daddy Masterson

Danny

Deacon

Denny

Desire

Dias

Dice

Dick

Din

Dip

DJ Gappa

Dojaku

Donny

Dontacos

Doom Guardian

Doran (Filler)

Double Down

Drake (Filler)

Drayke

Eccoli

Ed

El Drago

Elizabeth

Emeraude

Eric

Eric Dow

Evil Guardian

Evil Master Beast

Fabre

Flip

Flora

Gaburi

Gad

Gairam

Galley

Gally

Ganzack

Ganzo

Gari

Garride

Gasparde

Gild Tesoro

Girarin

Glove

Golass

Gonzo

Governor

Gowns Brothers

Graydle

Guyle

Hakuto

Halsey

Hamu

Hardy

Harry (Fishman)

Harry (Human)

Heaby

Helsing

Henna Oyag

Henzo

Herring

Hey

Hitaki

Hitokui

Hockera

Holy

Homey

Honey Queen

Honki

Hotdog

Houmy

Ian

Isoka

Izaya

Jessica

Jimmy Myers

Jiro

Joke

Jonathon

Jose

Jotto

Jube

Kaabo

Kamonegi

Kansho

Karasuke

Kau Ra Kau

Kent Beef Jr.

Kerodeek

Kerojii

Keroko

Keroshot

Khorosho

Kukuhime

Killer Giant

Kimmel

Kinoconda

Kiruko

Koba K

Kobato

Kodama

Komei

Kotetsu

Lacos

Lago

Lake

Lambor Bukini

Largo

Lark

LeMay

Leo (Filler)

Lepre

Lil

Lily Carnation

Lily Enstomach

Lina

Livia

Lola

Long Long

Luigia

Lytton

Maccus

Mad Treasure

Maji

Mao

Marc

Marin

Marley Brothers

Mashikaku

Maya

Medaka

Makao

Mendo

Meroie

Meryl

Milia

Minchey

Misutta

Mitsuboshi

Mobambi

Mobston

Moore

Moray Eel Brothers

Morkin

Muchigoro

Musatobi

Musshuru

Myskina Acier

Myskina Olga

Naguri

Naomi Drunk

Narcie

Needless

Neiro

Nelson Royale

Nightin

Niphtal

Noir

Noko

Nukky

Nuru

Odama

Olive

Omatsuri

Otsu

Panz Fry

Parrot DJ

Pato

Patrick Redfield

Pesca

Peseta

Pin Joker

Plesiosaur

Pochi

Pogo

Popo

Pokke

Popola

Pork

Prodi

Psycho P

Puggy

Pukau

Purin

Puzzle

Race

Raise Max

Randolph (Non-Canon)

Raoul

Rapanui Pasqua

Rasa

Ratchet

Reika

Rice Rice

Rikka

Rittonto

Roba

Rocky Hattari

Rokai

Rongo

Rosario

Rubis

Ryu

Ryudo

Ryuji

Saga

Saki

Saichow

Saphir

Sayo

Schneider

Scorpion

Sealed

Sebastian

Shepherd

Shichiseiken

Shimoi Zappa

Sho

Shuraiya Bascùd

Shutai

Shuzo

Silk

Silver-Silver

Simon

Skid

Skullface

Skunk One

Smash

Soran

Spiel

Stansen (Filler)

Stella

Straight

Suita

Sutton

Tajio

Tambu

Tanaka

Tatsu

Tay

Tempo

Tobio

Tohenbok

Toma

Toratsugu

Troff

Tsubaki

Usanksai

Vigaro

Vivi-yan

Wadatsumi (Game)

Wetton

Whitejack

Wild Joe

Wilder

Willy (Fishman)

Woonan

Yadoya

Yami

Yoko

Yoko (Water 7)

Yukimura

Yuta

Yuya

Z

Zaba

Zabai

Zap

Zau Ra Zau

Zenny

Zomino

    Lastly, I want to honor all characters, canon and non-canon, with no names. The majority of these characters are just extras that only appeared in one panel or shot. But there’s a couple that are actually memorable, such as that one guy that was in Spandine’s group, or the masked CP-0 members. Some of these people can actually get names eventually. For example, Don Quixote Mjosgard was a nameless character for the longest time, until in the Reverie he became important and was given a name. I cannot list these nameless characters, as they have no names, but I do still want to honor them, and hope that one day they will be given names and have birthdays.

#One Piece #OP #Wan Pīsu #ワンピース #anime #manga

[fandomhavenskittles]

What are your characters like?

AAAAH OK I AM BOTH PREPARED AND NOT PREPARED TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION OK WHERE DO I BEGIN. I’M LIKE A MOM TRYING TO EXPLAIN THE LIVES OF MY CHILDREN TO SOME RANDOM PERSON ON THE STREET OK.

Okay so basically all of my characters (and by all I mean like three (3) I still need to come up with more) are apart of a story I’m coming up with that I one day want to make a graphic novel out of. Hopefully idk if I have the patience to draw all those panels but hey I can dream. So the three characters that I know the most about are the three main protagonists in my story that I would explain but I’m still working on the basic details and I have no clue how to explain it.

Idk how to start explaining what my characters are like uh,,,Ok so my three characters, Tristan, Margo, and Lyra are all related. Kinda. Tristan and Margo are, Lyra isn’t, that’d be weird if she was since she’s dating Tristan. Margo and Tristan are actually related tho. They’re siblings, Tristan’s the older one. I still have no clue what their ages are which is sad since I came up with them months ago.

Ok so Trsitan is Mister Dark and Brooding™️. He’s Mister Serious™️…on the outside. He’s all tough and stuff on the outside but a soft, caring insecure bean on the inside and don’t @ me saying that’s cliche ok bc he’s still my son even tho he is kinda cliche. In the universe that I still have to build, Tristan is the leader of an underground organization?? Rebellion??? Idk??? He’s the leader of a thing that helps people survive in the hell that’s the city that they live in. I really don’t know how to explain it I’m sorry, BUT ANYWAY, bc of the conditions they live in, Tristan is kinda closed off??? Kinda?? He can be cold at times but he’s also warm and caring??? But like, it all depends on the situation and who he’s with. He seems like he has no sense if humor and he kinda doesn’t have one, BUT BOY OH BOY IS HE SARCASTIC. My son wears these cool goggles looking things bc he’s practically blind and I’m not even exaggerating it. How is he blind?? Idk man I still need to figure that out but he can barley see so my daughter’s Margo and Lyra saved the day and his eyesight by making his goggle looking things idk what they are.

Margo can easily be described in five (5) words: techy meme queen disastrous lesbian. This girl got her leg cut off somehow idk how I still need to figure that out, and while she MADE HER OWN FREAKING LEG I’M SO PROUD OF MY GIRL YES I KNOW I MADE HER AND THAT I WROTE DOWN THAT SHE MADE HER OWN PROSTHETIC LEG DON’T @ ME AND MY BABY OK. She is smol like she’s barely 5'1 and bc of this she’s good at sneaking in and out of places and the ideal Food Hunter™️. Also she loves stealing Tristan’s clothes bc he is like 10 inches taller than her so his clothes are Baggy™️ on her and she loves it and Tristan being the pushover big bro he is can’t stay mad at her too long. Margo likes to tell the story of how she lost her leg to anyone without an inch radius. She has told the story to Tristan about 158 times even though he was there when it happened. He saw it with his two (2) technically blind eyeballs he doesn’t need to relive it. Margo is extremely cheerful and bubbly and is just such a sunshine child to the point that some people get annoyed at her because of it.

Lyra is the Mom™️. She is a medical genius. She’s the real MVP. You can go to her with any problem and she’ll listen as much as you need her to. Margo has definitely taken advantage of this with the whole telling everyone the story of how she got her leg cut off thing. The only living person besides Margo who has seen Tristan cry. And no I don’t mean he’s killed anyone who has seen him cry, his parents are just dead and they’re typically who he cries over. TRISTAN TURNS INTO A LITERAL PUPPY AROUND HER AND MARGO HAS SO MUCH BLACKMAIL MATERIAL THAT IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY. Lyra is the doctor of the group. She has dealt with so many bullet wounds that she doesn’t even blink an eye when Trsitan comes back to their hideout bleeding with a hole near his chest. Yes that happens often it’s a miracle that he’s still alive.

Ok so I have a bunch more things I can say about my characters but uh I already wrote down a lot but I’m probably gonna make one of those about the character things were you have ur character and a list of facts next to them idk. I’m sorry if this makes no sense it’s 1 am and I ate nearly and entire pack of gummy bears today so I am extremely hyper even tho I actually remembered to take my sleep pill for once. Thank you for asking about my characters, anon, you made my night??? Morning?? Day??? Idk 1 am is a strange time of day/night/whatever.

#anon #skittles answers

[nicholejonesandfamily]

Ah! I'm actually pretty intimidated I'm not gonna lie- what happened to my sweet bean of a troll?

Teen! Tristan: *giggles a bit* I'm still a sweet bean~ Just.. don't make da bean mad- *he looks away innocently*

[in-retrospeck]

Messy Thoughts on Zero Hour

spoilers and a long post, you’ve been warned 

Part I

love that opening shot of the twin moons. a pretty obvious callback to the previous episode, which is nice 

a heavy rendition of thrawn’s theme, which prepares us for what’s to come 

of all the brilliant plans, who ever thought of hijacking a mouse droid?? well done kallus, you’re a true spy 

wow thrawn must truly love grandeur if he’s putting in so much effort into “hiding” from a rebel spy he knows is listening 

did he tell konstantine about kallus?? konstantine sounds so confused, and why would thrawn withhold that information from him? he knows he’s not the spy... maybe thrawn just likes toying with konstantine 

that look of shock and concern on kallus’s face... he’s come so far and he’s a true rebel now 

oh my goodness things seemed so peaceful on atollon but that changed so quickly

i love that spacedad-spaceson talk oh my goodness 

it’s been so long since they had a conversation like that, i missed it so much

look at all those ships soon to be gunned down 

kriff someone should tell general dodonnna never to speak wishful thinking aloud 

wow thrawn is a true drama queen, second only to darth vader 

OUCH okay those were quite a few solid blows 

what the... what did thrawn do to kallus in that small skip? when did his hair get all mussed up? and the bruise around his eye?? the cut on his lip?? that couldn’t have all been from that fight thrawn what did you do to my son 

what the kriff thrawn had a slideshow prepared and everything 

maybe kallus tried looking for the base himself too, that’s why he thinks there’s no base 

ohhh kriffff the pain on kallus’s face when he realised he was the one who revealed the rebels’ location and that it was ultimately his fault 

thrawn kept true to his word... he did use fulcrum against the rebellion 

there’s the promo clip 

WHAT HAPPENED TO RYDER 

so i guess they’re delaying the attack on lothal 

ohh the gravity wells from stealth strike 

i don’t know much about thrawn’s history, but what makes him want the rebels to feel defeat so much? 

hera is a true military tactician, did anyone else see how quickly she figured a way to turn the tables?? 

did kanan not tell hera about the bendu?? wow so much for the trust of a spacemarried couple 

love that rex-zeb dynamic! two veteran leaders just bantering... 

thrawn knows wayyyy too much about his enemies 

you can feel the immediate tension between konstantine and thrawn wow 

thrawn sounds so lofty here, as if he can’t be bothered to deal with ambitious underlings like konstantine 

kriff they’re taking heavy fire everywhere 

i love the way they animated bendu’s eyes in this scene. they only reflect one speck of white light each, and beyond his dialogue, tone and gestures, you can tell he’s mad 

same kanan, i’m just as done 

fpj, bless you and your voice acting skills. your performance is amazing here. they beautifully convey kanan’s frustration towards the bendu 

man you can tell kanan’s striking a nerve 

oh kriff the screams of the unnamed pilot who blew up... that’s a somber reminder that real people are dying 

sato no sato no sato n o n o n o 

kriff he’s gonna do it 

i’m crying over those two unnamed brave souls who decided to stay with sato 

i can’t watch this 

good job konstantine you’re falling for sato’s trick 

but beyond that konstantine showed his fatal weakness here: his desire for glory 

it’s been hinted at since the beginning of season 3, when thrawn came into command 

you can tell he’s grown tired of thrawn being in charge and want to snatch the glory for himself 

wow twenty episodes later and konstantine’s still salty that thrawn’s a grand admiral 

rip sato, his two loyal staff, and konstantine, thank you for your service 

don’t worry sato i’m sure filoni will make your nephew mart step up 

kallus’s shock oh my goodness 

was he shocked at the violence or that sato sacrificed so much? he shouldn’t be so shocked tbh, he’s the one who risked everything as fulcrum 

“petty battles” that’s nice bendu 

weather-conjuring powers? 

glowing eyes?? 

vanishing??? 

bendu what even are you how powerful can you get 

YES BEAN’S COMING BACK 

kriff that was an emotional rollercoaster if anything 

Part II

“sabine’s baby” did i ever mention how much i love her 

hera’s so worried about kanan aaaaaa

go faster kanan please 

i love how they used the shield generator from ghosts of geonosis. it helped so much 

thrawn’s theme as he fires upon the base is intimidating and absolutely terrifying 

he’s making kallus watch as he destroys everything he’s tried to build up 

the look of relief on hera’s face when she hears kanan again 

“i have the feeling thrawn’s actually trying to kill us this time” you got that right, kanan 

first time i’ve heard hera’s nervous laughter and i empathise 

can’t leave the mask of course 

WE’RE GONNA SEE SABINE 

HEY LOOK THE LAKE IS MELTING LIKE I PREDICTED 

wow i didn’t think i’d be so glad to see all the mandos again 

now that he’s a rebel kallus now deserves the honour of snark and laughingly taunting his colleagues 

the civil war’s happeningggg just not in this season 

ezra’s so done with people not being willing or able to help 

did... sabine paint one of tristan’s shoulder guards? 

DID SABINE PAINT ONE OF TRISTAN’S SHOULDER GUARDS??? 

OH YES SHE DID 

IT’S A CAT 

i guess she couldn’t go so long without painting something 

nice shot zeb 

dang it thrawn always surpasses my expectations he’s so kriffing smart 

what the... it can be entered?? that is one huge design flaw 

HI WEDGE 

also never underestimate the space dad 

woah okay thrawn’s ground assault plan was so successful

it only began to fail when a cosmic entity fought him 

for someone who appreciates art, thrawn could afford to begin the jedi mythology 

woahhh bendu pulling all the stops i see 

he also needs to chill 

wait so do they have random space suits laying around now? 

well i think those thrusters are the closest thing you’re gonna get to a jetpack, ezra 

better listen to the bendu, everyone 

ap-5′s frantic walk though, i don’t think his model was built to run 

hoho bendu’s mad 

what a nice love tap 

oops you made hera mad too 

kanan you know she’s the one person you shouldn’t anger look what happened to josh gad 

thrawn just get away from atollon 

wait firing on the bendu worked?? he could’ve just deflected the blasters with lighting or something 

well done ezra and sabine!! i missed seeing them work together and blow stuff up 

be careful of what emotion can make you do, pryce 

oh too late 

throw him out of the airlock? couldn’t you just shoot him? 

that smirk hehe 

smirk no. 2 hoho get rekt stormtroopers 

ezra you make your mom proud 

HAH good job kallus now just don’t die 

escape pod, good okay he’s almost there 

come on come on come on rescue himmm

zeb save your friend HURRY UP 

don’t die kallus don’t die don’t die d o n t d i e 

ALMOST THERE 

SHE GOT HIM 

HE’S GONNA BE OKAY 

KALLUS LIVES 

I’M ACTUALLY CRYING AND SCREAMING SO HARD 

I WAS SO SCARED HE WAS GOING TO DIE 

AND NOW HE’S JOINED THE REBELLION PROPERLY 

I’M SO HAPPY 

oh boy pryce helplessly watching the rebel ships sail past her 

she knows it’s not gonna turn out well for her 

i hope we see more of her development 

aahhh the ‘seeing’ aspect brought in again 

did i... detect fear in thrawn’s voice? 

okay good luck thrawn that’s definitely foreshadowing 

did bendu straight up vanish? like just... poof? 

okay between thrawn and bendu i don’t know who’s creepier 

that silent pat of acknowledgement kanan gave zeb... you can tell he’s glad that he’s alive too 

YES GET INVOLVED IN THE CIVIL WAR 

please

the hesitation on kallus’s face breaks my heart. he doesn’t know if he’s going to be accepted in the rebellion 

at least he knows he has kanan’s acceptance, alongside zeb’s 

that genuine smile ohh my son 

that contemplative shot of the silent rebels just tells you that they’re feeling the heavy losses, and it’s not easy 

ezra sure does love that spot 

love that final conversation between father and son 

there’s still hope for the future of the rebellion 

now that was an amazing episode, i can’t wait for season 4 

#star wars rebels #zero hour #swr spoilers #first of all i’m so glad that kallus lives. he kriffing lives. he didn’t dieeee