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vintageseawitch · 1 year
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"excrete fresh humans from their front holes" & "the world's first single-use submarine" are excellent alternatives to the boring terms "childbirth" & "Titanic"
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bellaaldamas · 3 months
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@stupidrant this is the official, SMS approved (hopefully) gif everyone should use whenever they encounter a fandom troll.
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#because any other reasoning just wouldn't work on those people#yesterday stumbled across another troll comment (though not a new one) from an Odin apologist#saying that Odin 'never abused Freya' and women like her 'always lie about those things'#alas there's no option to post gif responses in the YT comment section#otherwise I'd be doing that on a hourly basis whenever seeing nonsense like this; or posts about how#'Thr*d and Atreus should get together; because apparently a girl punching a boy in the face before trying to#chop his head off as he lies helpless on the ground (which she would've done if her mother hadn't interfered) after calling him#'a killer just like his father'; or a boy 15 years of age playing a parent to girl's actual parents - one of whom is#a semi-functioning literally gigantic alcoholic who slaughtered this boy's people and bragged about it in front of him -#is a basis for healthy romance#rather than an actual healthy and equal and caring relationship between Atreus and Angrboda#who trusted him when he admitted he had no idea what he was doing and agreed to share responsibility with him#which was supposed to be his all along but that he wasn't ready to take just yet#in addition to opening up about her own pain of losing both parents just to help him feel better#and aiding him in embracing their shared heritage which was what Atreus wanted from the moment he#learned of his giant background and 'Loki'#that is on top of taking care of Fen while Atreus embarked on a quest of his own (both times) and being the only one who could#sooth him back into human form during his animal transformations using only words of support and physical gentleness
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itsstede · 7 months
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So. Ten days to go, eh? Ten days to wrap up my things and say goodbye to my family and friends who don’t watch neither OFMD nor Loki. To stock up with food and tea and coffee, to run errands, do house and homework in advance. To finish the games I’ve been playing and the books I’ve been reading.
The fandom troll is about to emerge for the autumn show harvest phase.
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valsnonsense · 1 month
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Prince Oran(ge) of Pop
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"Hey do you mind helping me real quick? I got this giant claw sticking out of my shoulder and its bleeding all over the place and- oh... they fainted. Damnit."
Parents: Queen Poppy and King Branch
Siblings: Choco (Elder Sister), Vanilla (Elder Sister), Strawberry (Elder Sister), Apple (Brother), Lemon (Brother), Lime (Brother), Blueberry (Brother), Grape (Sibling), Iris (Younger Sister)
Age: 18
Pronouns: He/Him
Sexuality: Bisexual
Genre: Pop/Rock
Voice Claim: Patrick Stump (Fall Out Boy)
The second eldest of the Rainbow Brothers. Also known as, John Dory 2.0. Wild, loud, and possessing no filter whatsoever, Oran is without a doubt the wildest of his siblings.
Oran was born with a love of the outdoors. He loves camping, fishing, hiking, mountain climbing, and basically any sport that keeps him outside. He hates it when hes forced to stay inside for any reason, whether it's bad weather or he's sick with something. Man will complain the ENTIRE time.
Oran works as a sort of "monster slayer/village protector". Ever since he got his scar, Oran has had a drive to protect the people he loves from forces bigger than them. He patrols the outskirts of Trollstopia to keep large predators away from the general population.
When Oran was eight years old, he received a massive scar on the side of his face from a monster that made it's nest near Trollstopia. His uncle JD had fallen into it's nest, and Rhonda had appeared in the city in a panic without him. Against his parents orders to stay home, Oran went out searching for his favorite uncle. He found him and cut him loose from the nest, but was hurt in the process.
Oran loves Pop music and hints of rock. He doesn't sing much, but when he does, you'll find no one louder than he is on the mic.
He currently resides in Trollstopia alongside his family
Fun Facts!
- A year after he got his scar, when he was 9, JD gifted his old goggles and a pilots jacket to him, as a thank you for coming to find him.
- Oran HATES hairbrushes. Doesn't like how they feel, how they pull at his hair, none of it. Poppy has to chase him around the house and basically hold him down to brush his hair (as a child AND now as an adult)
- When JD's son Finley was born, Oran was super jealous of him for stealing away all of his favorite uncles attention. He got over it after a few years, to the relief of his parents.
- Oran is in an weird situationship with Loki, son of Kismet. He doesn't know if they're dating or not. Like they kiss wildly when they see each other, but don't discuss anything else. He has no idea, but he's okay with that.
And that's Oran!!! Boy took one look at his uncle JD and said "I wanna be like THAT" (to Branch's horror lol). He has no shame in bragging about how JD is his favorite uncle and how his old goggles got passed down to him.
His design is very based off of your "generic shonen anime protagonist", along with his personality.
Voice Example: My Song Know What You Did In The Dark (Light Em Up) - Fall Out Boy
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latent-thoughts · 3 months
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You have written some weird fics.
Why is a dragon fucking Loki 😭
Because she really likes him and wants him inside her dragussy (dragon pussy). 🥰🥰🥰
(And she's sentient, no worries 😏)
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brsb4hls · 6 months
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I found this confusing review of 2x5 with a Sylki kiss and hand-holding? What version did the author see?!!!?????
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Can someone please tell me how that happened?
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musclesandhammering · 4 months
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“When was it stated that he could rewrite stories? That was never confirmed. This is the mcu, not comics. You guys are just making up powers atp-“ DID YOU NOT WATCH THE SHOW?
What did you think he was doing for the last 2 episodes?! When he kept going back in time and changing the outcome of the future?? What the f*ck was that, then???
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flyingicecube · 7 months
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Thanks to @magicthunders for sharing.
(Source: twitter.com)
Just saw this today for the first time.
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ok so..I saw @pigeonwit do this soooooo
send me a fic title and ill tell you what it would be about:)
the fandoms: RTC. newsies, hazbin hotel, trolls, sanders sides, loki or helluva boss (clairfy the fandom)
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the-mjolnir-owner · 1 year
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What comes included with you?
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Tagged by: @defectivexfragmented 😉
Tagging: @brynhildr-valkyrie-voldsom @benevolentgodloki @killerqueenwidow @therapardalis @the-blackest-spider @shieldretired @ofcrimsonenchantresses @stxrksarc @stclenrelic @lokadottr
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mythological-mayhem · 7 months
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Mythology Crossover Series!!!
So hear me out here: What if there was this series with all the pantheons overlapping, but (and here's the catch): It's hilarious shit but also the most historically accurate thing ever. Like no gender-benders (unless the god/goddess has a female/male alias), no secretive events sandwiched in between the historical events and the series pilot, nothing like that. But here's the plot twist: None of the gods know the other gods exist, and think they're just meeting with super fucking delusional mortals.
The only people aware of the existence of all the other pantheons are two people: Loki and Tezcatlipoca.
Chaos ensues.
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the-folknerd · 10 months
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army-bts-2013ot7 · 9 months
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Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!
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I continue to be baffled by Redditors insisting that Classic Loki’s outfit isn’t weird and moreover it’s stupid to be put off by his outfit because “he’s a variant, we’ve never seen anyone else from his universe, maybe everybody from there dresses like that, you don’t know” when I’m reasonably sure we’ve seen absolutely nothing to indicate that “just like the normal universe but the clothes are classic-comics-level insane for no reason” is a thing that Just Happens and also it’s very, very strongly implied Loki Prime and Classic Loki were the exact same person right up until they made a different choice on the Statesman so what even would be the point of “the same person but everybody dressed different because of reasons”
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sixthseranade · 1 year
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I wonder if someone at the honkai writing room picked up a sticky note that just said elysia Jesus figure? and then shit went south
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