I have found out that on this fine night, January 17, 2021, Exorcism by Creep-P upsets Troy greatly

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this is rhe funniest image I’ve ever made

I was rudely awoken to the sound of someone knocking at my door. I checked the clock. “What kind of monster wakes up at 5 am?” I got up half asleep and didn’t bother putting my clothes on, just wearing a tank top and pajama shorts. I answered the door. “Jay?”

“Hey, so I know it’s a bit early…” Jay began.

“No foolin’” I responded.

“BUT I am instructing the first class of the day” Jay finished. “And, well, you know things could get intense.”

“Uh huh” I nodded.

“So, I was wondering if you could maybe make something for us to eat right afterwards,” Jay asked.

I stared at him. “Sure,” I said. I attempted to close the door.

“Waitwaitwait!” Jay said. “I meant, can you do it now?”

“Now?” I replied.

“In. Tense” Jay emphasized.

I looked at Jay. After seeing and hearing some of the stuff Jay has done, I guess it makes sense. “Uuuuuuuuuuuuugh!”

“Is that a ‘yes’?” Jay asked.

“Yeah” I said. “Let’s go.” I started walking out.

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The men of Troy:

Paris: Paris is one of the reasons the trojan war started. Helen of Sparta fled to Troy with Paris an act that ultimately led to the Trojan War. Paris was a romantic but was also young and naïve.

Hektor:  a mythical Trojan who was killed by Achilles during the Trojan War. Hektor is known for being a great warrior, a loyal husband, and for loving his people. The alternative spelling is: Hector

Achilles:  Achilles was the bravest, handsomest, and greatest warrior of the army of Agamemnon in the Trojan War. He was killed by Paris of Troy. 

(All photos from Troy (2004))

Saying “shut up Troy” at seemingly random times of the day is funny but also like what the fuck my guy

i am Looking 👁👁

Mercury Bringing the Golden Apple to Paris. Wood engraving after a fresco (1590s) by Annibale Carracci (Italian painter, 1560 - 1609) in the in the Farnese Gallery, Rome, Italy, published in 1884.

It just clicked for me that the same actress that played Troy’s awful mom in Stranger Things was the PJO shipping dance teacher in Dawson’s Creek lol. My mind is officially blown!!

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i don’t know who troy and abed are, but i am imagining troy from high school musical and abel tasman

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Vou te contar um segredo {…}

Os deuses nos invejam.

Nos invejam porque somos mortais,

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Introducing Jackson Ferguson as Hector!

Jackson is a fourth-year student at Grinnell College. He is a stand-up comedian and improviser. He is excited to try his hand at acting.

Check out Jackson’s intro video on YouTube!

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