#truly the greatest

[kittenbradensgf]

the best feeling is reading a fic and feeling like this

#truly the greatest #good characterisation in fanfiction ily

[sunsetcurveauto]

percy with road rage and blaring the horn of hermes's taxi. NEVER forget my boy is from new york

#curbs are truly mans greatest enemy #also him getting distracted by annabeth and running into the wall 💀💀💀 #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #pjo series #pjo tv show #pjo spoilers #pjo disney+ #pjo show #tina talks #i went through every emotion in this ep AND the previews for next week #'hold fast mom' AND WHAT IF I PASSED AWAY. WHAT THEN

[whitesunlars]

rip all the parents who didn’t check the rating of barbie and took their slightly too young children to a pg-13 movie and now need to explain what a gynecologist is to their kids

#barbie #spoilers #barbie movie #barbenheimer #greta gerwig #margot robbie #possibly the greatest final line of a film of all time #me sitting there thinking she was going to mattel to be the ceo and then that #iconic truly #barbie spoilers

[ohbother2]

...you're saying you... fight other people?

I was inspired by @moon7shine

#he just wants to be dominated like Lucifer was... #vox truly is the joker from lego batman #and everyday he has to deal with the fact that #alastor is his greatest rival #and yet alastor only sees him as a mere annoyance #hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel vox #vox #radiostatic #staticradio #alastor x vox #vox x alastor #hazbin alastor #hazbin vox #vivzieverse #vivianne miedema #vivziepop

[ruporas]

green haired guy that has haunted my character types for 10+ years

#roronoa zoro #one piece #opfanart #ive spent a good 2/3 of my artist life trying to draw him in a way i like.... i'm inching to it slowly bit by bit as i improve #which is truly One of my greatest joys as an artist - learning to draw better so i can draw my faves better #zoro is genuinely my favorite fictional character everrrrrrr... i think.... i love him so much but i have long since ran out of words to #Describe why. and i dont think any other character has come close tbh -- EXCEPT FOR WOLFWOOD!!!!! god. WW!!!!!!!! #which is crazy. but ww is very special. very dear. zoro and ww are very different... someone more similar to ww would be sanji and robin #but there's also smth about them that are so Similar. i sound like an insane person in these tags and clearly im bias BUT I SWEAR!!! #it might just be the loyalty aspect - incredibly strong traits in both of them.... also nightow drew wolfwood in a haramaki once...... #connecting the most minor dots over nothing - but any ww + zoro lovers out there - maybe u understand what i mean.

[laurasbailey]

It is my job to see you through this. Just your job? Well... and my pleasure.

#avatriceedit #warriornunedit #avatrice #ava silva #sister beatrice #warrior nun #ava x beatrice #~ #they are truly possibly the greatest ship of all time idk #1k

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The girls are plottinggggg

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wen chao #wang lingjiao #Realizing she was supposed to have an upper lip mole was a cold slap in the face. So sorry ma'am. I won't forget again. #They are evil dumbass 4 evil dumbass and I think we are all missing out on the sheer potential of the comedy between these two. #They have way too much power and are using it for the wrong reasons - which makes them truly great villains. #And when things don't go their way they become piles of whining sludge. #Wang Lingjiao is forever fascinating to me even though we only get crumbs about her. #She's a servant girl who's greatest asset is her beauty and her attractiveness. #Meaning she's had a life being in the gaze of people with significant positions of power over her. #I can't help but read her childishness and petty tantrums as someone who has finally been given the chance to not feel powerless. #If she was a more virtuous type we might 'like' her more but honestly...I don't think she would have survived to this point. #WLJ has only known power hierarchies her whole life. Probably accused of seduction before she even understood what that meant. #I love contrasting her with mianmian because they have similar(ish) backgrounds but different approaches to moving forwards #But WLJ's story is about flying too close to the sun and mianmian's is about going too close to the water. #Like the sea mist dragging her down into complacency - all the sect powerplays are mandatory to 'go along with' if she wants to climb- #-the social ladder. Yet she is the cautionary tale (and a foil to JGY as well) she leaves before sacrificing her own morals. #Mianmian flies away with her wings only slightly plucked while those who sacrificed everything to reach for the top crash and burn.

[pippuns]

oh hey, its the two most annoying anachronistic assholes on the planet

#shen qingqiu #shen yuan #shang qinghua #scum villains self saving system #svsss #cumplane #two guys who are utterly incomprehensible to everyone including themselves #truly the greatest lgbtqia+ allies of all time #not because they're gay married to demons but because in doing so they took themselves out of the dating pool #letting everyone else (lqg) dodge a mountain sized bullet #pippart

[adhd-merlin]

I am obsessed with this

#truly i am #I did NOT remember he said that #i stumbled on this quote by accident #“i WILL MAKE arthur king”??? #baby are you listening to yourself #do you realise what you've just said #obsessed with the concept of merlin as a kingmaker #they told merlin “he's going to become a great king. he'll be remembered in ages to come” #and merlin said “i will MAKE him the greatest king ever if it kills me” #“and no one can stop me” #self-fulfilling prophecies or something #idk. leave me alone. #merlin #ep 1x13

[whenfatecollides]

Gabrielle going against her beliefs and deviating from the path she wanted to take in life in order to save Xena | bonus:

#xena warrior princess #gabrielle the bard #eli #xwpedit #xenaedit #wlwsource #wlwedit #tvedit #dailyflicks #gif* #xena* #okay yes this is a Long post but this is probably my fav story arch like characters knowing the 'right' path but making completely #different choices because they're human and they love and don't want to lose what and who they have in their lives? #(this is why the finale makes NO sense but we're not here to talk about that rn) #anyway #this show is truly the greatest show

[the-original-gays]

Sirius, seeing the scars on Remus' face for the first time: Wow.

Remus: I know.

Sirius, gently grabing Remus' face: Hey, after they've healed and we have the dorm to ourselves, it's a face I'd be happy to sit on.

#harry potter series #marauders era #the marauders #the marauders era #marauders #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #sirius x remus #remus x sirius #deadpool is truly one of the greatest movies

[wikitpowers]

the funniest thing in tsc is church hating every single person on the planet other than jem

#church is so real for that #jem is truly the world’s greatest treasure #or GEM if u will ;)) #… i’ll stop now… #jem carstairs #church #the infernal devices #the mortal instruments #tid #tmi #tsc

[gelphiegifs]

If there is one thing Brazilian gelphie is going to do is give each other a little kiss

Bonus: an almost kiss.

#gelphie #galinda upland #glinda upland #elphaba thropp #wicked #wicked musical #wicked brasil #wicked brazil #fabi bang #myra ruiz #pâmela rossini #mariana montenegro #verônica goeldi #id in alt text #misc scenes #were all these actresses competing to outgay each other? because goddamn the commitment to the gelphie agenda was across the board #this truly was the greatest revival in the history of musical theater

[jade-len]

so today i tricked my very straight male friend into reading svsss.

okay look, i wasn't planning to at first and it's not like it was completely my fault. he wanted to read it!

i was showing him how badly they fucked up mu qingfang in the donghua by comparing it to the english novel design (he said that mu qingfang went from looking like a soft dilf to a predator registered on the epstein island list). and then, i showed him how different some of the other character designs were like gongyi xiao's ("he looks like he'd be a genshin character" -friend, to eng novel design) and luo binghe's ("lowkey, he kinda gives airbender vibes" -friend, to bunhe eng novel design)

so that was all i was gonna show him, nothing else. but after seeing them, he goes, "these designs actually look hella cool. what's the book called?"

now, do i:

A. tell him the name, eventually revealing that it's a danmei when he looks it up?

B. just straight up tell him that it's a danmei?

C: don't tell him the name just yet, spill the summary, get him interested, and tell him to not search anything up about it because there's heavy spoilers and it will reveal them the moment he types it up on the search bar

i go with C, obviously.

me: so, basically, some guy named shen yuan transmigrates into an incel harem male power fantasy novel where the protagonist, luo binghe, has hundreds of wives. thing is though, the guy pretty much took over the body of binghe's teacher he had when he was a teenager, who turns out to be a really scummy dude. and now he has to be nice to him so that the protagonist doesn't rip off his limbs and put him into a pickle pot in the future to suffer for eternity.

friend: that sounds hilarious and horrifying at the same time.

me: yes it is, and you should read it. it's like. my favorite novel at the moment. but don't search up anything about it because people spoil that shit. i'll let you borrow my novel

friend: nah don't worry, i'll just pirate it

friend: wait. does it have pictures?

me, my plan coming together: yeah, it has pictures. buuut, when you pirate it, it doesn't. trust me dude, i tried and was severely disappointed. plus, the physical copy is so much better

friend: fuck yeah ok thanks

me: hold on though. i'll text you later to see if my friend who's borrowing it rn is done reading it

he's hyped. he's excited. he craves a good book and a good transmigration interpretation. he's especially happy about the fact that it takes place in a chinese setting with cool powers and an actual good main character. "this sounds so good, god i wanna read it so bad."

i tell him that binghe is actually adorable, too. that it's pretty much found family! my friend then asks if shen yuan adopts him and becomes a father figure or something.

and i said "yes". you know, like a liar. (the father figure part probably isn't a lie though)

now i'm gonna give him the novel tomorrow! of course, i'm gonna cover the chapter 2 bunhe sexual awakening scene with washi tape and say that my baby cousin (sorry baby cousin, you would never <\3) scribbled all over that paragraph with her markers, and since i'm a neat book freak, i put washi tape and just wrote the scene! i don't know if that's really all too believable, but he didn't seem to care that much. just a simple "if my baby cousin did that to my book i would punt them into the sun"

i think what'll be more hilarious is the fact that you can't really tell that svsss is a BL. especially not volume 1. there's like, only a few lines indicating, but if you remove the baby binghe sexual awakening scene then you probably won't be able to know (...if you don't really read romance or anything. idk he's kinda dense anyways). so let's hope he gets attached and has a slow descent into the homo before i drop svsss vol 2 on him!

ok anyways i'll update you guys later with a reblog. maybe in about two or three days lol

(also don't worry, we already fuck around with each other on a daily basis like this. he's already tricked me into reading some manga i was unprepared for, and i thought that it'd be funny to mess around with him using svsss this time lol)

#greatest prank ive ever donee i think #manipulation 100 fr #absolute tomfoolery #am i a bad friend for this? perhaps. is it hilarious? definitely. #this is truly the most moment of all time #svsss #mxtx svsss #the scum villain's self saving system #luo binghe #luo bingmei #shen qingqiu #shen yuan

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

DAVE: if nicki minaj was around in ancient times her favorite words to rhyme would be eunuch and tunic

ROSE: Elaborate.

DAVE: shed be like

DAVE: step out the palace with my tunic on. im so bad i can turn a eunuch on

ROSE: Genius comments of this caliber should enlighten the world, and yet their nature is to fall upon deaf ears. And this is one of history's greatest tragedies.

#source: @thestanconfessions #alas..... as the original quote decreed.......... this quote goes ultimately uncredited and it truly is one of historys greatest tragedies #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #dave strider #rose lalonde

[sophfandoms53]

This screenshot is one of my favorite things from the episode bc every character’s reaction to a literal building caving in on them is so fucking funny.

The two shark/fish demons on the left are just staring wide eyed.

The other shark demon on the right is placing his hat on his chest and just accepting this is his fate now.

Crimson is in utter confusion and disbelief about what the hell just happened.

Meanwhile Striker is clearly having flashbacks to when his statue fell on him.

And finally, my personal favorite, Alessio just casually places his hand in front of Crimson (like a mom does when you go to cross the street before the light changes) as if that’s going to protect his boss in any way from the cave in.

#idiots all of them #i mean that affectionately #they’re all so stupid and i love them #alessio truly is the greatest bodyguard #just places hand over his boss😭 #striker going wide eye was hysterical to me #he was having war flashbacks you could see it KSDDKSK #statue trauma is a real problem #crimson’s expressions the entire song killed me to omg #a mafia boss for the ages truly #helluva boss #hb spoilers #helluva boss spoilers #helluva boss striker #helluva boss crimson #helluva boss alessio