Visit Blog
Explore Tumblr blogs with no restrictions, modern design and the best experience.
Fun Fact
The name Tumblr is derived from "Tumblelogs", which were hand coded multimedia blogs.
Trending Blogs
#ts incorrect quotes

Sides Incorrect Quotes #16


Virgil: Logan, you do realize we’re adult and we reached out our definite size a while ago, right?

Logan: *sipping his 5th brick of milk* your point being?

23 notes

Sides Incorrect Quotes #15


Logan: you’re rolling your neck and shoulders a lot lately…

Virgil: just a little rough neck…

Logan: why don’t you straighten up?

Virgil: why would I change my orientation?…

Logan: I meant your back…

36 notes

Roman: Which Disney couple would we be?

Virgil: Rapunzel and Eugene

Roman: so I get to save you, my damsel in distress with beautiful hair

Virgil: and I get to hit you with a frying pan!!!!

Roman: How about we choose a different one?

11 notes

[Human au]

Virgil : really Remus, why are you like you are??

Remus : hmmm -


Logan : these films aren’t for children, Patton.

Patton : But Remus wants to know what’s in a human being? He really wants to and says he isn’t scared!

Logan : He’s six.

Patton : I won’t lie to him.

Logan, checking his calendar : Tell his therapist in approximately ten years about your reasoning for letting him persuade you into watching horror thrillers with him.

[Flashback ends]

Remus : I think I argued myself into this mess. Children are horrible advocates for major life decisions.

31 notes

Remus : Sometimes I just need to jump into the darkness and scare some serial killers, so I don’t freak out. Can you relate to that at all?
Virgil : I’m.. I’m anxiety! When I walk down the street, it’s like holding hands with my paranoia and my adrenaline rushes. We just walk down the streets, skipping a bit for the extra energy.
Remus : Fair

6 notes

Logan: Roman, give me the kazoo.

Roman: Aw, why?

Logan: It’s two in the morning, and you’ve been playing “Mary Had a Little Lamb” on it for five hours straight. Come on, give it.

Roman: *hands over the kazoo*

Logan: Thank you. *leaves*


Roman: *pulls out another kazoo*

47 notes

Janus: Hey Roman, did you ever notice that there’s a ‘U’ in 'stupid’?

Roman: Well, there’s also an 'I’ in it too

Roman: …

Roman: Wait.

46 notes

Patton: How does it feel knowing that people think you’re smart?

Logan: It’s pretty fun sometimes. People just assume that everything I say is correct.

Patton: How do you mean?

Logan: Hey Roman! Did you know that I’m 5'11 but 6'5 in dog years.

Roman: Woah… I wonder how tall I am in dog years…

36 notes

Remus :,,, I’m an adult,,,

Roman : You are

Remus : so,,,

Roman : yes?

Remus : I made a blanket cave.

Roman : AWWWW

Remus : it’s in front of my bed and I want to have a “sleepover” in my cave, on the floor, right in front of my really comfortable bed

Roman : Do it.


35 notes

[over text]

Patton: Son, would you like me to pick up some McDonald’s?

Virgil: yes 🤤

Patton: What is that emojI? Where is it?

Virgil: uhhh scroll right alittle bit it’s next to this one 😠

Virgil: there’s also a beaglepuss somewhere

Virgil: it’s a new one they also added a worm

Patton: Where is the worm?

Virgil: animal section

Patton: There is an animal section???

Virgil: yeah?

Patton: 🤨😴

Virgil: dad?

Patton: 🐶🐛

Patton: 😊

Patton: 😍

Virgil: ok dad 😂 get me a double cheeseburger please and medium fries

Patton: 🍔🍟✨✨

19 notes

Remus: Do it, Thomas! Say the N word!!

Thomas: I am scared, I am so scared-

Virgil: Do it! Look at the meme, say the world.

Janus: You know you want it~

Thomas: N-.. Ni..

Remus: YES! *giggles hysterically*

Thomas, breathing hard: .. nice!

Virgil, cheering: HE DID IT!!!

19 notes

Roman: So are We going to the mall?

Virgil, sarcastically: No we’re going to… that country you always say

Roman: … What?

Virgil: You know… That country you always say when you’re being sarcastic… I never heard of it before you started saying it

Roman: …

Roman: Oh! For the love of God and all that is holy, don’t say you mean Narnia

Virgil: That’s the one!

23 notes

Roman : someone told me monsters don’t exist.

Roman, opening a door : but then I found this in my closet -

Remus, sitting on a toilet seat in the air : I snort dick before nap time.

Roman :.. yeah.

Remus : Also I think Disney sucks


26 notes

How to eat hot food

Logan & Patton: wait until food is at a normal eating temperature

Janus: it’s totally not hot at all *screams and face turns bright red*


Roman & Virgil: take a bite, scream ow fuck that was hot, repeat

53 notes

Thomas: Well, you made a lot of people here very nervous.

Remus: Oh yeah? That’s because they’re a bunch of bitch-ass white boys.

Virgil: I hate to break this to you, but you’re also a bitch-ass white boy.

34 notes