It’s a beautiful two-mooned night, also known as a moon-moon night..
..and Jojo is returning from work in Cyneswith’s pink car and almost runs over Abbey, while Sandy Fairchild’s ghost throws a family aspiration tantrum in the background. Then, suddenly, the unthinkable:
FUCKBOI WOLF IS BACK!!!!!!!!!! Ok Jojo it’s go time, you’ve had the want to become a werewolf locked your entire adulthood, this is embarrassing for both of us at this point. Game face on, don’t be too eager!
-OMG WOLFSIE HIIIIIII HOW ARE YOU I MISSED YOU SO MUCH👋✨🥰 We don’t have any babies to feed you yet, unfortunately🥺🥺🥺
-IT’S OK, I’M HERE FOR THOSE ROBOT-HAND BELLY SCRATCHES OF YOURS🐺
-AWWW of course!!❤️❤️❤️
Bro this is going so well, is this it?? Is this the night Jojo becomes a werewolf after getting blueballed for 40 years???
Why it certainly isn’t BECAUSE FUCKING ABBEY ATTACKS THE WOLF. FFS WE CAN’T CATCH A BREAK
-WOOO GO WOLFSIE, BEAT UP MY OWN DOG
Unsurprisingly the wolf prevails since he is not only a wolf BUT A SUPERNATURAL WOLF, ABBEY, you freaking idiot-
-and then as usual he fucks off, leaving us with our un-werewolved dick in hand. Jojo I think it’s time for me to de-lock your werewolf want, we’ve been trying your entire adult life, you’re about to become an elder, it’s just not happening.
-Beyond this place of wrath and tears, looms but the Horror of the shade,
and yet the menace of the years, finds and shall find me unafraid.
Ya ok good for you-
-It matters not how strait the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
So I take it we’re not giving up-
-NEVER. MY WILL IS GOING TO PREVAIL, I WILL BECOME A WEREWOLF OR DIE TRYING!!!!
Right, see, that’s my point, you ARE going to die trying-
-SO BE IT. I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS, I’M RETIRING TO MY LAB. NO ONE INTERACT WITH ME FOR 2 DAYS
But it’s your birthday tomorrow!
-I DON’T CARE AND NEITHER DOES ANYONE ELSE
-Oh Donnie, I can’t believe it’s finally Daddy’s birthday!! Once he goes up to the big lab in the sky you know who he’s leaving all his money to, right? Huhu!🌸
-No, silly, me!💗
-Good for you, Moonflower.
-It will be!🌸
-Hey Soph, guess what I just heard, once Jojo croaks he’s leaving all his money to Cyn!
-Oh is that so? (: That’s really interesting, thanks for sharing, Don (:
-Sure thing! Man these omelettes suck.
-Ah, when you’re young you think you have all the time in the world.. I was so focused on my career I never made time for what’s truly important..
Sure, now why don’t we gently put Ferra down and go blow out our candles? Sounds fun??
-It does not.
Against my better judgment I break my vow and throw a party again, I just thought it would be nice for Jojo to see his brothers and have Brittany’s crazy ass heartfart over him, girl get a grip..
..Go on, Jojo!
-First, I’d like to say a few words. Being here with all of you, my family, brings up so many emotions.. Mainly, my lifelong disbelief of the fact we’re related. Of all the atrocities I’ve committed in my life, ensuring this family’s continued existence was possibly the worst one.
-Daddy, are you having a stroke? And if so, have you recently changed your will?💗
Jo I get you’re depressed about eldering up without becoming a werewolf and you’re taking it out on everyone else, love it, classic you, but can we move this along?
-Well that’s rude, I’m not done humiliating my relatives for caring enough to come to my birthday!
-Oh fuck, no more kitten strangling for me..
(Please note that we also invited Melody but she didn’t come, ICON)
-Well, don’t I just look spectacular!
Good Lord, I forgot the Komei jaw/nose explodes upon elderhood, RUN TO THE MIRROR JO
I can’t believe Daniel and Wyatt still hate each other over Wyatt cheating on Jojo half a century ago, GET OVER IT DAN.
-NO. And I’ll also never get over Brittany dumping me for Gunther even though I’m happily married to someone hotter!!!
10 nice points my ass.
-This party was a brilliant idea, truly, one of your best.
YA OK JO, I’m sorry for wanting you to see your brothers possibly for the last time.
During this bs we get YET ANOTHER PET CHANCE CARD RIGHT, bro wtf is happening, is Sophie a witch??? Maxx literally just topped his career based on nothing but chance cards, he knows like 1 command.
Unreal. Also ‘Snoozer’ is exactly right for this party, even the fighting is about boring ancient drama, the fuck was I thinking.
Jojo gets his trademark purple outfit back and immediately makes out with Wyatt again, awww! Just two grandpas in love❤️
-Wulf, let me interact with you for the first time in 10 years to tell you that MAXX TOPPED HIS CAREER. WHAT A HISTORIC MOMENT
-I’m just glad for my existence to be acknowledged!
Well don’t get used to the thrill of the spotlight, Wulf, because party’s over and I’m never ever throwing another one. EVER.
Jojo’s birthday present is washing Maxx, closest to being a werewolf he’ll ever get.
And Abbey tops her career too, DAMN SOPH, Komei who tbh. 2 down, 4 to go!
-What, like it’s hard? It sure isn’t, is it Valentina, baby-boo-boo?
-God, that party sucked harder than parenting sucked the youth out of me, and for what?? Two thirds of my children are complete disappointments, and now I’m starting to suspect Cyneswith might be a moron. And I hate cake!!! What a deeply disgusting day, but at last, I’m alone.
-So baby, what did the psycho geezer say?
-Meow meow meow, meow meow, meow meow meow meow!
-Wow, so he’s seen the light about Cyn?? That’s perfect! You go destroy some furniture now, honey, good job!
-I love you too!
-Darling, ever since I became an elder 12 hours ago, I’ve been thinking constantly about whom to leave my vast fortune once I perish.
-Quelle aboùt Cyneswithoix, mon chéri?
-I’m starting to feel like she might be more ‘Wyatt Monif’ than she is ‘Jojo Union’, if you get my meaning.
-Je dò non.
-Well, Jòjò, toi côuld jùst leavè ton moneý to la charité..HUHUHU
-HAHAHAHA, oh darling, good one!
-Now, when it comes to money, sometimes you just need an outside perspective to make an educated decision!
-Whére did toi còme fròm, Sophié?
-Oh, I was just passing, thought I’d help!
-Thàt is véry nicé, but toi see, mon Jòjò non màke educatéd decisionnés, everòix! It all depéndres òn his currànt breakdòwn mentalé!
-What?! Ignore that nonsense, Sophie, I’m as stable and reasonable as they come! Please, share your opinion, which I will then process with my PERFECTLY NORMAL BRAIN, WYATT.
-Well, Jojo, in my short time being a part of your wonderful family, it has become clear to me that you’re a man of unassailable logic.
-That is very true.
-Now, as a fellow fortune sim, *I* would want to leave my money to someone who’s a fellow fortune sim.
-But non of our bébés aré sims de la fortùne!
-Oh no, really? That is a toughie then, but I’m sure a genius like Jojo will figure something out. Well I’m off, I have cats to train, gotta work for that money! By the way, Cyneswith asked if either of you can bring her some cake to eat by the pool as she lounges doing nothing? Me, to be honest, I hate cake.
Sophie I love you so much.
-I know, baby, I know.
Birdwatching Visual Effects
With this mod, when a Sim performs the birdwatching interaction (introduced in FreeTime), birds appear above the lot:
pigeons and crows,
wild geese in a V formation,
seagulls – only on beach lots, provided you have Nightlife installed.
They disappear when there are no birdwatching Sims on the lot.
This mod also prevents Sims who are birdwatching at the same time from dropping the interaction once one of those Sims stops birdwatching.
If you have a previous version of this mod (CandK_BirdwatchEffect or simNopke-birdwatchingBirdEffects), delete it before you install the new one.
Birds flap their wings while the game is paused,
Lighting does not affect birds (just like in case of any other effects) and it's especially noticeable at night,
Birds sometimes descend so low that they clip buildings, objects, or even the ground.
None that I know of.
Crisps&Kerosene (created the first version of this mod)
jfade (The Compressorizer!)
Sophie-David (21 Animated Lot Based Effects, Down from the 'Hood)
Creators of SimPe