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Oscar: You can have a drink if you-…
Courtney: It’s already hard enough, isn’t it?
Oscar: That’s what she said.
Courtney: [snickers] I bet-.. I’m serious though, are you good?
Oscar: Watching everyone make the most of an open bar n’ get wasted is super fun, of course; but I’m doing okay.
Courtney: We could always-…
Oscar: What kinda wedding do you want-.. still fancy eloping in a forest somewhere?
Courtney: I don’t know. After everything we’ve been through, maybe it’d be nice to celebrate together.. y’know? Besides, you haven’t even asked me properly yet!
Oscar: [gasps] Asking whilst drunk n’ puking my guts up doesn’t count?!
Courtney: I was only fucking with you, but when you say it like that…
Oscar: Well, I can’t exactly ask you here.
Courtney: Why not?
Oscar: You know I live for your impulsiveness, but you can’t propose at someone else’s wedding without asking them.
Courtney: So, let’s go somewhere else.
…
Oscar: I’m scared I’m gonna rip these pants.
Courtney: That’d be terrible.
Oscar: Hah-.. oof, okay.
[Courtney snorts, devolving into a fit of laughter]
Oscar: Excuse me-…
Courtney: Sorry, sorry! I didn’t expect you to actually get down on one knee.
Oscar: Psh.. you know I don’t have a ring, right?
Courtney: I don’t want one.
Oscar: I don’t have a plan either…
Courtney: [grins] Duh, spontaneity is our thing.
Oscar: I think your reckless abandon is one of my favourite things about you-.. your sense of humour, your creativity, messiness, positivity, obsession with complicated plant names; it’s all perfect. I’m amazed that you ever gave me the time of day. It meant everything to me back then, that you saw through my bullshit-.. it still does, and I’m sorry it wasn’t enough. I don’t think I’ll ever forgive myself for the way things turned out, but I’d like to spend the rest of my days trying to make it up to you-.. making sure you’re happy.
Courtney: Awh.. you’re gonna make me cry.
Oscar: Not doing so hot on the happy front so far, huh?
Courtney: [laughs thickly] I’m good, carry on.
Oscar: You’ve felt like home to me from the moment I laid eyes on you, Cookie; I genuinely can’t imagine not marrying you… So, will you marry me?
Courtney: No.
Oscar: [cackles] No?! For fuck’s sake!
Courtney: I just wanted you to get all gooey-.. and rip your pants.
Oscar: Shame they’re still intact.
Courtney: Mmh, I want another baby.
Oscar: You’ve gotta say yes first.
Courtney: In what reality would I say no?
Oscar: Aha, true.. but we definitely can’t make one here.
Courtney: We definitely could.
[Oscar ponders for less than a millisecond before dropping Courtney from his knee, catching her by the small of her back]
Courtney: Wh-.. ah!
Oscar: [chuckles] You better keep it down.
Courtney: Pfft, no one’s gonna come round here.
Oscar: No?
Courtney: [giggles] Well…
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