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iclaimedtobethebetterbard · 3 years

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For the fanfic writer asks, 🧑💡🎤

🧑: favorite character to write?

Okay so this is hard because sometimes I project onto everyone in different ways so my favorite changes mostly depending on who I am currently writing 😂 bUT. the patterns I have noticed are that Logan is who I project my transmasculinity and desperate longing to be Seen and loved and appreciated onto, Janus is who I project my nonbinaryness and secret self-loathing onto (I promise I'm fine lmao), and Remus is, lately, who I just project onto in general. I think Remus has most often been my favorite to write recently, but those three tend to rotate through as my top favorites to write pretty regularly. (Only vaguely related, but I cosplay on tiktok, and cosplaying Virgil gives me a surprising amount of gender euphoria? Idk what's up with that but it's true lol.)

I also really enjoy writing fun dynamics between characters, so when two or more characters interact, I tend to have a lot of fun with the interactions themselves, even more than any specific character within the interaction.

💡: what inspires your fic ideas?

Lots of things! Sometimes I'm consuming some other piece of media and just go "hm how could this be a Sanders Sides AU?" because TSS is my special interest; sometimes I'm thinking about the actual canon and my headcanons and the the dynamics between the different characters, and that sparks an idea; sometimes real life stuff inspires me; lots of times, tumblr posts and tiktoks that I see (whether related to sanders sides or not) inspire me and make me go "oh this is so [insert Side(s) here]"; or sometimes I read a fic I love or see a cool piece of fanart and I go "I want to make something that inspires the same feeling this gave me" and then I use that feeling to find my own idea to write about! The secret is just that my brain is thinking about Sanders Sides literally all of the time and has been nonstop for the last two years, so just by volume I'm bound to come up with at least a few fun ideas lol.

🎤: fave line in a fic you wrote?

Oooooooh... I think I have two right now.

The doorknob rattled, startling Logan, and Janus burst in. “Darling,” they sang out, “I’m going to commit fraud against the Crown! Do you want to help?”

(from Chapter 9 of one chance to change your fate)

[Remus] reached for Janus, his smile turning mischievous. “Now, I believe my favorite milf is in need of some loving as tender and finger-licking good as the finest of chickens.“ Janus blinked several times. “You know, I think I would actually pay money to unhear that,” he deadpanned, allowing Remus to loop his arms around Janus’s waist and draw him towards his bedroom.

(from Chapter 3 of if you're going my way, i'll go with you) (...I'm so so sorry to everyone who has ever read that line, but also it's really funny and so in character for Remus, but, again, I apologize for inflicting that on anyone's eyes ever lol.)

I'm also really proud of honestly the entirety of simply logical, but that's not really one line, lol.

ty for the ask, pal!! <33

ask me: fic writer edition!

#peregrin said a thing #star tag!!!!#peregrin answers

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oohfluffy · 4 years

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DDND Ch.9 | KJI

Group: EXO

Member: Kim Jongin

Theme: Fluff | Dancer!AU | Dormmmate!AU

Word Count: 2,032

❀ Chapter 9: Talking ❀

You grumpily walked home with your hands in your pockets.

"Yah! Jagiya!"

You walked faster, almost running on the street but unfortunately, there's a stop light.

"AISH! WHY NOW?!" You mumbled, stomping on your feet as you look at the bright sky with eyes in slits.

The sun is still up, annoying you in every way. It's only 12:30 pm and you're so hungry.

"You made me run after you, jagi. You're lucky, I love chasing."

And now he caught up to you. You rolled your eyes, still facing the stop light.

"Let's have a lunch date—"

"I'm not having a date with you."

"Lunch then?"

You glanced at him but looked away immediately as you saw Kai was intently staring at you. You cleared your throat.

"I-I'll pick where to eat!" You quickly said, walking fast as the light turns green. You heard Kai say, "YES!" and you can even imagine him pumping a fist on the air.

"It's not a date, it's not a date." You chanted to yourself as you pushed the door to the restaurant you wanted to eat at.

The restaurant looks comfy, not too extravagant and shiny. On top of the cashier area, a wooden plate says, "Enjoy your meals in Winter Heat".

Kai walks behind you, looking at his surroundings.

"Winter Heat? This restaurant is weir— cute." Kai said, stuttering at the end since he saw you glaring at him. You went to the line to the cashier, waiting for your turn.

"Jagi~ I don't know what to order here." Kai whined at you, looking at the menu boards but sneakily wrapped his arm around your waist.

"Just pick what interests you and be done with it." You snapped back, putting your hand on his arm and pulling it away from you. Kai looked at you and pouted. You looked away.

"Aish, fine. I'll order for you."

In the end, you two ate chicken garlic with mayo and butter-dipped potato salad. It was the best lunch for Kai. Not only because of his love for chicken, but because he's with you.

"That was awesome, jagiya~" Kai sang as you both walked away from the restaurant. You smiled, feeling satisfied.

"I know I'm awesome."

"Nah, not you. The chicken is."

You walked faster, trying to leave behind the dancer.

"You just came back and that's how you talk back to me? Unbelievable."

But of course, you can't compete with someone who has longer legs than you.

"You missed me so much. I knew it."

"Whatever."

You stopped trying to leave him behind and just walked how you normally do. Kai suddenly slipped his hand in yours and laced his fingers with you.

"YAH—"

"Shhh." Kai poked your nose as he grinned playfully at you.

"Let me have this moment, jagiya."

You stared at him, hesitating if you should give in or not.

"Even if you don't admit that you missed me," Kai chuckled as you scoffed. "I've missed you, Lin."

You quickly looked on your right side, looking away from him.

Holy marshmallows. I'm blushing, am I? No. No. No. Omg.

"I always think of you, how you glare at me, how you act so stubbornly, how you roll your eyes, how you— ACK!" Kai was cut off as you stomped on his foot.

"Of all the things you should say—"

"Let me finish, okay?" Kai laughed.

You shook your hand, trying to get away from his hold. But Kai wouldn't let go.

"Aish. Come on, babe. Stop trying to get away from me. I'll always follow you."

You felt your knees weak but you've managed to continue walking without tripping.

"W-wait a minute." You stopped walking as you turned to the boy beside you. Kai stopped walking and turned to you too.

"What are you doing, Kai?"

Kai cocked his head like a dog would do.

No. Don't do that to me, you devil.

"Uhm. I'm walking with you—"

"No. Why are you telling me..." You trailed off, trying to find the right words to say. "... weird things?"

"Weird things? Like what?"

You glared at him but he only looked at you, eyes full of innocence. You sighed.

"Are you confessing to me indirectly? Do you even really like me or are you teasing me? 'Cause either way, I don't like it. Please stop confusing me." You snapped at him, freeing yourself from his hold. You looked away, too embarrassed to look back at him.

Croo croo...

Silence...

"Tss." You muttered before walking away from him.

You don't even know why you feel so disappointed. You don't like him, right?

Yes, I don't. Well, if you call waiting for his calls, his comeback and blushing because of his words, not liking him, then okay, you don't.

You like him.

"Wait."

Your feet halted from their movement like you're a controlled robot and your master is Kai.

You heard Kai's hurried steps and felt his breath near your ear. You fought the urge to turn around and just laugh at him, telling him you were just kidding.

"I.."

I think I'm not breathing right now.

"I really—"

You felt your phone vibrate roughly in your pocket. You quickly took it out and answered the call without looking at the caller.

"Yeoboseyo?" You greeted, making Kai's determined shoulders slumped down.

"Lin! I-I was wondering if you have time this afternoon. I know you're a busy person and all but I really want to see this movie but I don't have a companion. It'll be lonely then." Sehun's whiny voice rang though your ears.

"O-oh." You moved away from Kai's personal space and continued walking.

"I'm free this afternoon. What time should we meet?" You answered, trying to shake off the guilt from leaving Kai.

Before Sehun replied, you heard him giggle.

"I'll pick you up at 5:30 then!"

You nodded, making sure you would remember the time.

"What movie are we going to watch then? It'll be your treat, alright?" You asked teasingly.

"Secret. Of course, it'll be my treat! You've been a great companion for me~" Sehun chuckled, making you smile.

"Good boy. I know that already. Tell me something I don't." You laughed slightly, your eyes catching your dorm's gate.

"Then..."

You pushed the gate open.

"I like you."

You halted walking with your mouth hanging open, losing words to say.

Not knowing what to say, you laughed nervously.

"W-well, I like you too, Sehun-ah." You replied, biting your lower lip.

You suddenly heard the front door closed loudly, making you cringe.

"After all, we're buddies." You continued, walking closer to the front door that has been closed.

The line wasn't dead but all you heard was silence.

You almost thought Sehun was mad or something, not that you're assuming. But all your worries vanished when you heard his annoying but adorable laugh.

You automatically smiled.

"Oh goodness! I-I thought you really fell for my prank." Sehun said in the middle of his laugh. "I'm really lucky to have you as a friend. A lot of my girl friends fell for it though and I need to apologize for so many times because of it."

You laughed listening to Sehun's rants about how his girl friends complain about him being such a prankster despite having a poker face all the time.

"I'm glad I'm your friend too, Sehun-ah."

♫ ❧ ♫ ❧ ♫ ❧ ♫ ❧ ♫

You picked your most comfy clothes for this afternoon.

A black sweater with a small white puppy sewn on its left chest area, a black skinny jeans, and to complete your outfit, your favorite black rubber shoes.

And you are so ready to go.

You put lipbalm on your plump lips and powder on your face, lightening up your dull face.

You went to your bed to get your black sling bag when someone knocked on your door.

"Yes, I'm coming down in a minute." You answered, brushing your hair as it smoothly fell down passed your shoulders. You might get a haircut someday when you're free.

After checking yourself for the final time, you opened the door to see Kai leaning on the wall near the door.

"Where are you going with Sehun?"

You walked passed him but he caught your wrist.

Is this one of the cliché scenes where he would stop me from going with other guys?

"Buy me some chicken on your way home."

Or not.

"Fine." You said, not wanting to argue with him for the nth time. You pulled your hand back and quickly went down.

Kai bit his lip, refraining himself to run after you and tell you to just stay at home.

"Aish." He ruffled his hair and went back to his room in defeat.

He just can't say it.

♫ ❧ ♫ ❧ ♫ ❧ ♫ ❧ ♫

"So what movie, Sehun-ah?"

You and Sehun bought food first before tickets. Of course, you told him to.

Popcorn, nachos with extra extra cheese, potato sticks, french fries and drinks. Yum. (Ikr im getting hungry too)

"Wait here. I'll buy the tickets." Sehun said, leaving you at the table near the cinema. You nodded, just staring at the food in front of you, clearly like a hungry person.

"My first love..." You whispered, slightly pinching the nachos.

"I want to eat you already." You mumbled.

"Let's go!" Sehun cheered as he came back with two tickets in his hand. You jumped up from your seat, bringing the food with you as Sehun took the drinks since you don't want to be away from your food.

"What movie are we gonna watch?" You asked again.

"You'll see." Sehun winked, leading you to the cinema.

Your eyes widened, your lips curling up as you look at Sehun.

"I know. I know." Sehun said with a low voice. You giggled.

"I knew I had the best friend ever."

And Boss Baby started playing.

You were almost crying with Sehun as you both went out the cinema, holding your stomach. You went to a café and had your light dinner there. Your table still full of laughs and loud talks that even made other customers look at you two. You'll just both grin at each other and laugh again.

"That was amazing. You're a genius for inviting me to watch this movie with you." You told him as you sat on the passenger's seat in the black Audi you've been dreaming of.

"I knew you'd like it. Well, I really had fun. I knew it was right to invite you because if I was alone, I'd be crazy laughing my lone ass out." Sehun laughed, turning his engine on.

"I'm gonna climb up on our gates again because of you. Like almost every time I spend my day with you, I get locked out of my dorm."

"That's the consequence for spending your time with a handsome guy like me."

You rolled your eyes but the smile on your lips is still there.

"Whatever makes you sleep at night."

You finally got in front of your dorm after an hour.

You got out of the car and before you close it, you said goodbye first to Sehun.

"Thank you for the treat, Sehun. My day was a lot more brighter because of you. I'll treat you next time! I promise." You said, smiling at him. Sehun saluted at you and waved before driving away from your dorm.

You waited until his car vanishes from your sight before slinging your bag on your shoulder and getting ready to climb up.

But the gate suddenly opened.

"You're so late."

You were aghast that Kai was still up and here in front of you, his arms crossed and his frown was obviously shown.

"Really? Didn't know." You mumbled, walking past him.

Kai locked the gate again before running after you.

You were already at the end of the staircase when he got in. He locked the front door and sprinted to you.

You stopped walking up when a hand grabbed your hand. You looked down and saw Kai looking back at you with his sad eyes

Why is he sad?

"Let's talk."

—

❀ Ch.10

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anxiousandanalytical · 5 years

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It’s You & Me- TSS Pokemon AU Fic (Nothing But My Friends Besides Me)

The first in a series of related one-shots taking place in my Pokemon AU, Nothing But My Friends Besides Me, or NBMFBM!

Summary: Virgil, Patton, Logan, Roman, Dee, Thomas and Remy are all students at a private Pokemon Trainer’s School. In line with school tradition, they are all about to receive an Eevee as their first Pokemon; Virgil is nervous about getting his starter. Pairings: None yet, they’re still just kids :)

Warnings: Anxious thoughts, references to being orphaned, self-deprecation, mentions of violence/injury of the ‘Pokemon battle’ variety, animal illness mention, one (1) F-bomb, a very vague allusion to Roman being mean to Virgil. Word count: 1,079

Virgil shoved his hands deeper into his hoodie pockets, biting his lip. Today was the big day. Today he got his first Pokemon, his partner for the next five months of Pokemon School and the journey afterward. Well, assuming he did well enough to pass the second semester.

Virgil was terrified. Not that that was anything new.

When they had first arrived at the school, Professor Picani had informed them that each of them that passed the first semester would be given an Eevee to raise into their own unique starters. Virgil had barely controlled his panic, sitting alone in the back of the classroom. They were entrusting him with a small, dependent, living creature? That was a lot of responsibility. What if Virgil forgot to feed it? What if he fed it the wrong food? What if it got sick because he didn’t take it outside to play enough?

What if it didn’t like him? The thoughts had pestered him all throughout the first semester, haunting him when he tried to sleep, interrupting his train of thought during examinations. Some days, he didn’t want to go through with becoming a trainer. He was sure to mess up. He’d let his Pokemon get too hurt in battles, or they would get sick and he wouldn’t know what to do, or he’d be a failure at battling and they would grow to hate him, if they didn’t already. But it wasn’t as though he could call it quits now. Virgil had already spent all his remaining money on Pokemon School. He had nowhere else to go, no one to turn to, and nothing to look forwards to except trying to make it on his own somehow as a Trainer. The consequences of failing at school scared him too much to let him go ahead with chickening out, so he took notes furiously and stayed up too late reviewing them, one evaluation after another and then- The day finally came. Picani drew names for who would get the first chance to bond with one of the young Eevees. Patton’s name was drawn first; Virgil watched from the window as he set his sights right away on the biggest, fluffiest, friendliest Eevee of the litter and walked away with a new friend less than fifteen minutes later. Virgil had been second. He’d ignored Roman’s jealous pout as he slipped into the small pen, a Nest Ball clutched tightly in one hand. Half a dozen or so young Eevees were scattered about, not paying him any mind as they played. Virgil sucked in a deep breath, trying to calm his erratic heartbeat. How was he supposed to pick one? Did he want the fastest? The strongest? Whichever one just seemed to hate him the least? Maybe... maybe a quiet one would be better suited for him. One that would get along well with his introversion. Of the six he knew were in there (not that he’d be able to count them properly himself, with how some of them were running about), only two were calmly sitting off to the sides. One was a bit bigger, with big ears, and the other- Virgil knew instantly which one he wanted. The other Eevee was on the smaller side for a boy, curled up and half-dozing in the corner. Unlike the others with their creamy caramel colours, this Eevee was a monochromatic silver-grey. One big eye was half-open, but he wasn’t watching Virgil. He was watching the others with his fluffy tail tucked between his legs, ears drooping sadly. Virgil knew that look, with a painful intensity that startled a sharp inhale from him. He knew exactly was it felt like to be excluded from the group because you were different, the aching pain of being treated like you were invisible- or worse, nonexistent. Also, heck yes, he wanted the pale and monochromatic Eevee. He was pale too! They would go great together. Gloomy grey little outcasts. ��H-Hey, buddy.” Virgil crouched carefully near the shiny Eevee, unsure of what to do. His little ears perked up, shifting his gaze onto him. Scarcely daring to breathe, the budding Trainer extended one trembling hand and let the Eevee sniff it curiously. He shook himself and stretched, so Virgil took the chance to lower himself slowly to sit cross-legged on the grass. “I’m Virgil.” The Eevee cocked his head, ears now perked all the way up. He glanced up at Virgil’s face with big eyes. Virgil got the sense that he was listening to him talk, even if maybe that seemed silly. Pokemon were supposed to be fairly intelligent, right? He decided to roll with it. “I like the way you look. You’re pale, like me.” He pauses to let the Eevee sniff his (yes, pale) hand again.

“I’m supposed to pick one of you guys to be my partner. Would you like to be my buddy? I’m not the bravest trainer, or the most sociable person, but...” He broke off, heart pounding in his chest. The little silver Eevee stared up at him and butted his head against his hand again, fluffy tail swishing pleasantly. Carefully, as though any sudden movements could shatter the moment and send the young Pokemon fleeing, Virgil pulled out the Nest Ball and put it on the grass between them. “...but I’d like to be your friend. If you want.” The Eevee let out a little trill and bumped his head against the Pokeball. In a flash of red light, Eevee was sucked into the ball. It rocked three times and went still. A digital chime rang out. Virgil stared for a long moment. Tentatively, as if he might be dreaming, he reached out and picked up the Nest Ball. Oh, fuck. He just took the only shiny Eevee. Roman was going to kill him. He couldn’t bring himself to care right now, oddly enough. He summoned his new companion back out onto the grassy turf. Glancing down at the fluffy grey fur, Virgil was struck with lightning-like inspiration. Looking between the clouded sky above him, his new friend at his feet, and the logo stitched over his chest, he knelt down on the grass, a grin tugging at his lips. “How does Stormcloud sound for a name? Stormy for short?” He got a very enthusiastic lick to the face in response. So much for his reputation as a tough, scary emo. At least his aesthetic was still intact. “Alright, Stormy. Let’s go.”

Taglist: @luckypatton @snartalacarte

#sanders sides #virgil sanders #sanders sides pokemon au #ts virgil #sanders sides au #patton sanders #ts fic #nothing but my friends beside me #nbmfbm au #it's you and me #cyans stuff #spirit's stuff #cyanrose writes stuff

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bitchronan · 5 years

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Sun-Struck

Millicent/Ginny

Non-magical, college, texting AU

Warning for language & alcohol use

ao3

Tuesday, 11:04

Pansy to what was our group chat name again: Millie.. what was that?

Millicent: what was what?

Pansy: you just walked into a tree?

Millicent: I literally did not

Pansy: idk how else to say this .. yes you did

Blaise: hate to agree w/ pansy but I also bore witness

Millicent: ur all dirty fucking liars

Tracey: Ginny weasley just walked past

Tracey: don’t worry millie I don’t think she saw

Theo: wait what????

Theo: ginny weasley!!!?????

Millicent has left the group

Pansy to dynamo titties: don’t think ur getting off this lightly

Millicent: why couldn’t I have better mates

Daphne: fuck right off we’re amazing

Astoria: heard you’ve got wet knickers for weasley female

Millicent: I’m blocking you all fr

Millicent @itsmilliebitches

for sale: shitty friend group, will poke their giant noses in ur business and leave their dirty socks on yr floor (DRACO), starting bid: $0.06 and a piece of gum

reply / retweet / like

Wednesday, 09:43

Pansy created the group weaslette recon

Pansy added Millicent to the group

Pansy added Draco to the group

Pansy added Daphne to the group

Pansy added Blaise to the group

Pansy added Astoria to the group

Draco to weaslette recon: oooo exclusive members only club

Pansy: this is serious shit

Pansy: no fucking around

Blaise: except for millie

Blaise: ba dum tss

Daphne: please never say that again

Pansy: you have all been chosen for your unique talents

Pansy: Millie obviously u have no talents ur just here bc ur the one w the mega crush

Pansy: Daph ur weird friends w potter we can use that

Millie: oh thanks

Daphne: weird friends …

Pansy: Draco ur just super nosy

Pansy: Tori u and Ronald are still ‘friends’ right?

Pansy: and blaise u just have weirdly good stalker talents

Blaise: right so why are you here?

Pansy: im the brains obviously

Astoria: obviously..

Wednesday, 12:17

Astoria to ronnie 🌸: what are you up to??

Ron to tori 🌟: just laundry you?

Astoria: you know

Astoria: I have laundry to do too

Ron: 😊

Blaise to draconis: you know I think the binoculars are a bit of a give away

Draco to blaze: it’s part of the look blaise

Draco: I’m committed to the aesthetic

Blaise: god ur gay

draco @dracodormiens

need new friends who can truly appreciate the effort I put into being the only one w/ taste or sense of style.. or a skincare routine

reply / retweet / like

Wednesday, 13:54

Draco to weaslette recon: this is what I have learnt thus far about weasley the smallest:

Draco: she literally does not own any shoes other than sneakers

Draco: which, quite frankly, is a crime

Draco: she’s a lot taller than you think she is

Draco: I would say around 5’7

Draco: bearing in mind millie that you are actually the shortest person alive

Draco: that could present issues

Draco: also she’s friends with loony lovegood which doesn’t speak highly of her taste

Astoria: okay I actually learnt something useful so I’ll go now

Draco: ‘useful’?? okay Sherlock do your worst

Astoria: Ron said she plays football Monday, Tuesday and Fridays and some weekends

Astoria: she’s on the varsity team

Astoria: she works at that coffee shop by the science building

Astoria: she loves animals and volunteers at a rescue shelter when she has the time

Astoria: he also said she’s the most annoying person alive, has no sense of personal space and always takes his shit

Astoria: seeing as he’s her brother I think this is a bit of a biased assessment

Pansy: Astoria thank you for your good work

Pansy: draco I’m doubting your usefulness to this mission

Draco: guess I’ll just die then

Wednesday: 16:02

Daphne to cilliment: ginnys at the library

Daphne: surrounded by admirers

Millicent to dangly: can u blame them

Daphne: god ur wet

Millicent: 🖕🏼

Millicent @itsmilliebitches

Some people are actually like the sun and everyone is just drawn to them ☀️

reply / retweet/ like

Wednesday, 19:16

Ron to grotty sibling #6: Astoria was asking a lot about you earlier

Ginny to roonil: I wouldn’t find your girlfriend asking about your family odd apart from the fact that Draco Malfoy and Blaise zabini were following me around w a pair of binoculars

Ginny: btw I bagsie letting mum down in favour of my social life this week

Ron: fuck no I already have plans

Ron: also, not my girlfriend

Ginny: not if I text her first you don’t

Ginny to birthgiver: mom I can’t come to dinner this weekend I have important plans

Ron to Mom: Can’t make dinner this weekend but Ginny will be there she has nothing on xx

Molly to Family: Any more of my ungrateful children want to stand me up this weekend?

Fred: now you mention it….

One notification [view / ignore]

Ginny Weasley @ginnyweasley like your tweet: “@itsmilliebitches: Some people are actually like the sun and…”

Thursday, 11:07

Theo to what was our group chat name again: why have we not spoken for like three days

Theo: wtf is going on??

Blaise: definitely not bc we have a new secret gc w/out you

Theo: hahaha I would rip your throat out

Pansy: :/

Theo to bbbbbbbBLAISE: who is in this secret group chat

Theo: ANSWER ME

Blaise to the-no: if I told you it wouldn’t be secret

Theo: you’d better sleep with one eye open fucker

Luna Lovegood has sent you a message request [view / ignore]

Luna Lovegood to Millicent Bulstrode: there’s a party at phi delta alpha on Saturday

Luna Lovegood: I thought you might want to come since you clearly have a massive crush on Ginny

Luna Lovegood: She’ll be there, in case that wasn’t obvious

Luna Lovegood – Add Friend / Message

Millicent to main group chat with everyone not secret cooler group chat: what are we all doing on Saturday

Millicent: rhetorical question we’re going to a party at pda

Draco: still the best fraternity name ever

Thursday, 14:12

Daphne to ditties (dynamo titties): anyone (millie) wanna go get coffee specifically at that place by the science building for no particular reason

Tracey: I’m down

Daphne: don’t remember inviting you but okay I guess

Millicent: how do you know she’s working today

Daphne: Penelope Clearwater from my business class is a manager there

Daphne: she showed me the rota

Millicent: on what grounds??

Millicent: Hey penny can I see the staff rota for the coffee shop you manage for vague and unspecified reasons

Daphne: pretty much yeah

Daphne: slytherin

Tracey to ditties (dynamo titties): okay what’s everyone want?

Tracey: millie ur ordering for everyone

Tracey: millie??

Daphne: I think shes literally lovestruck

Daphne: I want an oat milk latte w vanilla syrup

Daphne: oh look there’s potter we should go sit w him and his pals

Daphne: the sister of my friend’s best mate is my crush and all that

Tracey: as the spice girls so wisely said

Tracey: if you wanna be my love you gotta get with my friends

Daphne: zigazig ah

Tracey: pray be upstanding for the mighty spice girls

Millicent: fuck off im actually about to crap myself

Daphne to potter: oi potter who are your pals?

Harry to daphne g: daphne, fancy seeing you here

Daphne: we have ulterior motives

Harry: should I be worried?

Daphne: ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

Daphne to ditties (dynamo titties): millie whats that on your cup??

Millie: ??? what do u mean

Tracey: there’s something drawn on your cup

Tracey: it looks kind of like a sun

Daphne: why does she look like shes about to pass out?

Luna Lovegood invited you to the event shindig / Saturday, 21:00

Going / Maybe / Can’t go

Saturday, 19:38

Millicent to skkkkrrrr: okay I need help of the wardrobe variety big time

Pansy: omw

Millicent: id rather not look like a bdsm stripper but thanks for the offer

Pansy: don’t speak to me or my 47000 pairs of similar but slightly varied fishnets ever again

Daphne: just wear like

Daphne: clothes

Millicent: thank fuck for that idea

Millicent: fuck u all theo will help me

Pansy: if you want to look like a stressed librarian be my guest

Millicent to main group chat with everyone not secret cooler group chat: everyone but pansy and daphne I need help with my outfit

Draco: fishnets not on the menu then?

Pansy: I resent the implication

Theo: how about a nice sweater?

Pansy: im not saying anything

Astoria: theo it’s a party not a meeting of grammar lovers worldwide

Blaise: you’re all hopeless I must truly do everything myself

Millicent renamed the group blaise + fake friends

Blaise: I approve this message

Saturday, 22:17

Millicent to blaise + fake friends: hey

Millicent: crazy idea

Millicent: what if we /didn’t/ go

Draco: we’re here so a little late to chicken out

Millicent: who’s gonna fucking stop me

Tracey: literally all six of us

Blaise: right who wants a drink?

Pansy: I want 5 please

Pansy: oh tori there’s ur boyfriend

Astoria: are u sure u know what a boyfriend is pans

Pansy: bite me greengrass miniature

Astoria: 🙄

Draco: if you’ll all excuse me I’m going to go get blackout drunk

Theo: who said you don’t have hobbies

Daphne: come on millie I’ll hold your hand whilst you pine over weasley from afar

Saturday, 23:45

Harry to daphne g: I have ur friend

Daphne to potter: is this a hostage situation?? Bc I don’t really want her back

Harry: she just did three shots of tequila then downed an unidentified drink george gave her

Daphne: definitely don’t want her back then

Harry: I think she’s gonna hurl

Daphne: oh don’t worry millie doesn’t vomit she just ruins her life through questionable decisions

Harry: ever thought that perhaps that is worse?

Daphne: but infinitely more entertaining

Harry: daph

Daphne: fine im coming

Daphne: where are you?

Harry: kitchen

Daphne to potter: where are you???

Harry to daphne g: she got away, im in pursuit

Daphne: what do you mean got away??

Harry: gave me the slip, did a runner, kicked me in the shin and took off running

Daphne: I hope it bruises

Daphne: youre a terrible babysitter

Daphne to weaslette recon: anyone seen millie?

Astoria: yea she’s with me

Daphne: is she plastered?

Astoria: she seems fine??

Astoria: we’re playing foosball w ron and ginny

Astoria: hmmm

Daphne: what??!!

Astoria: she just took her shirt off

Daphne: must’ve been slow acting

Sunday, 00:03

Draco to blaise + fake friends: are my eyes decieveing me or is millie making out w girl weasley w no top on in the middle of the living room

Blaise: unless this is a shared hallucination in which case I will be gracefully committing suicide tomorrow then yes

Tracey: dw im filming the whole thing

Daphne: maybe we should stop them before they fully have sex in front of everyone

Astoria: or millie suggests body shots

Millicent: BODDY SHPTS!!!

Astoria: oh shit

Sunday, 08:39

Daphne to millie before you ask yes you did take your top off and suck vodka out of weaslettes navel last night: not to be dramatic but I think an angry dragon has taken up residence in my head

Draco: if any of you are truly my friends you will bring me 7 mcdonalds hash browns and 5 advil

Draco: and a coffee

Pansy: already omw to mcdonalds

Pansy: anyone else want anything?

Blaise: you could see if they’ve got millie’s dignity laying around

Pansy: doubtful

Pansy: recon in draco’s room in 15

Pansy: those of you who are alive

Daphne to cilliment: [Attachment: 1 image]

Daphne: a hashbrown or 9 to wash away the shame

Millicent to dangly: I’m literally dropping out and going home

Daphne: you kicked harry in the shin

Millicent: he probably deserved it

Sunday, 08:55

Ron to tori 🌟: so my sister and ur mate have got further than we have

Astoria to ronnie🌸: I can’t think what you mean

Ron: what are you doing today?

Astoria: trying not to die

Astoria: trying to stop Millie from killing herself

Astoria: the usual

Ron: I don’t think you need to worry about that

Ron: [Attachment: 1 image]

Astoria: omfg!!!!!!!!

Astoria renamed the group ginny weasley loooooooves millie

Astoria to ginny weasley loooooooves millie: [Attachment: 1 image]

Astoria: @Millie

Blaise: omg

Draco: maybe weaslette has taste after all

Tracey: :’) it’s a proud day for all of us

Pansy: if you’d worn fishnets she’d have called you mind-blowingly fuckable instead of just hot

Pansy: just stating the facts

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Ginny Weasley to Millicent Bulstrode: so.. I know more of your bellybutton than I do of you

Ginny Weasley: but what I do know I like

Sunday, 09:27

Astoria to ronnie 🌸: so where are we going tomorrow?

Ron to tori 🌟: tomorrow?

Astoria: on our first date

Wednesday, 13:48

Ginny to birthgiver: about Saturday

Molly to Ginny: You’re not getting out of it this week. I haven’t seen you in almost 3 weeks now.

Ginny: actually I was going to ask if I could bring my girlfriend

#hp #hpfic #millicent bulstrode #ginny weasley #millicent x ginny #ginny x millicent #*fic #mine

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