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st7arlight · 3 days
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beansforwhat · 1 day
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Remus: Oh, what's this? A comedically large lollipop-
Janus: A comically large lollipop you use to chop people's heads off?
Remus, in a high-pitched voice: It's mistew Guillotine, owo-
Janus, laughing and mortified: Dear Lord-
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logan-the-artist · 2 months
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Virgil’s favourite hobby is saying the most absurd things Logan has ever heard.
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@thatsthat24
commission me!
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loganscore · 1 year
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Logan: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.
Logan: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.
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blazethecheeto · 22 days
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Things Sanders Sides Absolutely Have Said Pt. 3
Remus: "Go hang a salami" backwards is "I'm a lasagna hog"!
Virgil: How did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this?
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Roman: What starts with F and ends with Uck?
Logan: No it doesn't.
Patton: Firetruck!
Virgil: FUCK!
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Roman: There are three chairs and five kids. What do you do?
Patton: Uhh, cut each chair in half to make six!
Remus: Make them FIGHT for their seats!
Logan: ...Get two more chairs.
Virgil: I would never be near children.
Janus: Get rid of two kids.
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Janus: What is wrong with you?
Virgil: Many, many things...
Virgil: And most of them are your fucking fault.
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Patton: THAT'S THE LONGEST WORM I'VE EVER SEEN!
Logan: Patton, that's a snake.
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Virgil: If I fall…
Roman: I’ll be there to catch you.
Patton: *looks at Janus* What if I fall?
Janus: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Remus: *watches these interactions*
Remus, to Logan: And if I fall?
Logan: I’ll be the one who pushed you.
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Janus, in SvS: You are a solid 11/10.
Roman: Aw, thank-
Janus, under his breath: Which is 1.1 because you look like shit.
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*WTIT*
Logan: You have Crayons?
Thomas: Yes, I have—
Logan: You're— how old are you?
Thomas: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.
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vash-the-trans-catboy · 10 months
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Logan: You cannot drive while high
Remus, stoned out of his fucking mind: But it’s called a highway
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Janus: Darling. Sweetheart. Light of my Life.
Remus: You're angry with me, aren't you?
Janus: Livid.
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Roman: You know, we should really go out more. Maybe to a garden or something!
Virgil: I’d rather burrow underneath the flowers then be seen by other people.
Roman: That’d just make you the garden, and you’d be the most beautiful garden I’d ever seen then 
Virgil, highly flustered: You know what I meant
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romancore · 1 year
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Roman: Wow, Virgil, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Virgil: We literally slept together yesterday.
Roman: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
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Patton: "I mean, of course I love to say you're all my kiddos, but I doubt any of the sides actually see me as their father figure, you know?"
Logan: "Mhm. Say, Patton, what is the name of the star in our solar system? It's the-...."
Patton: "...sun?"
Virgil, walking into the room: "Yeah, dad?"
Patton: (⊙ᗜ⊙)
Patton: (���´▽`)っ
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emo-nightmares · 8 months
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Janus, 5'2: Arguing with Roman. Roman, 6'2: Kisses Janus on the forehead. Janus: Mad, but stops arguing and hugs Roman while muttering grumpily.
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st7arlight · 1 day
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Virgil: hey ro
Roman: hello virgil, what’s up
Virgil: i found this *holds up an exact replica of Virgil’s hoodie* in your room
Roman: i-i, um- i can explain-
Virgil: why do you have this
Roman: …i kind of figured you wouldn’t want other people wearing your hoodie, and you kind of see it as a security blanket thing, so to make sure you wouldn’t be without yours I made a replica for myself when i’m stressed…😅
Virgil: …roman, you could’ve just asked to borrow my hoodie
Roman: sorry-
Virgil: don’t apologize for be adorable and thoughtful. i love you for a reason, dork
Roman: i love you too <3
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loganscore · 1 year
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Virgil: My hands are cold.
Logan: Here, let me hold them.
Virgil: My lips are cold too.
Logan: *covers Virgil's mouth with their hand*
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mor-goo · 10 months
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Incorrect Suicide Squad Quotes #23
Nanaue: What is love?
Abner: An emotional minefield.
Robert: A neurochemical reaction.
Christopher: Baby don't hurt me.
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Janus: Your days are numbered
Logan: Yes that is quite literally how the calendar system works
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