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whxre4hange · 2 years

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my ex (who has never watched haikyuu) gives me his first impressions of the karasuno gang...from a single pic.

and a bonus...

you’re welcome.

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fushiguroll · 2 years

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— tsukishima kei who doesn’t know how to confess so he makes you a playlist and hopes you understand

#24 hrs with ceci #tsukki brainrot

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tetsuskei · 2 months

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yearning over four/five characters at once and i think this is why i can’t finish writing anything

#risu’s rambles ☆#tsukki got me in one direction #childe another #kaeya over here #and ace another #i’m exhausted #kuroo is his own spectrum of brainrot so don’t get me started rn

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pearl-art · 2 years

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I did a redraw of the haikyuu pirate AU!

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cherrieflavouredheadcanons · 2 months

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hi luv! i hope you're doing great. Saw your recent post and i do have a hc request (since im having a haikyuu brainrot rn 👀), what would you think of making papa!haikyuu hcs 😩. How would these volley boys make as a father! (especially kenma, tsukki and noya) and you can add your favs too 💕sjsjjsjs hope you have a great day ahead!

I'm doing okay, I hope you are doing good and that you have a nice day! I hope you enjoy this post and it is to your liking

Them as fathers

Characters: Kenma, Noya, Tsukki Gender neutral reader, it is not mentioned whether the children are adopted or biological, Kenma’s is longer than the others because i had way too many ideas for him

Kenma Kozume

First things first: I don’t think Kenma would have more than one kid, if you really wanted to have more he would relent but he is perfectly happy with just one, he thinks 3 people is the perfect number for your little family.

You may think he wouldn’t be that involved in his kids life, but that is a big misconception,

No matter how much work he has to do he makes sure to spend time with you and your kid.

Kenma would never show his child on the internet in any way, he wants to keep his private life private and keep his child safe, he knows how cruel the internet can be, no way in hell will he put his young child into that kind of situation.

Once your child learned to crawl he brought the three starters of Pokémon black and white (gen 5 best games I don’t take criticism) to see which one your child would choose.

Based on what they chose he will be sulky or proud. (I nearly made this into Oshawott propaganda but I didn’t you’re welcome). But at the end of the day he knows that they just choose one based on colours and shapes, he would teach them once they are older how to perfectly choose a starter.

Best believe that as soon as your kid is old enough to understand things he will show them all kinds of (age appropriate) video games.

You enter his gaming room with some snacks for him and you can just see him play Slime Rancher as your kid sits in his lap, eyes glued to what their father is doing.

He already has started a Stardew Valley coop farm for you three to play together one day, he is just waiting for the day your child is old enough.

Now enough video game talk, (though I have so many more ideas about this lol) your child loves it when Kenma reads to them before they sleep, his voice is very soothing to them.

Once they are asleep Kenma stays at their side a bit longer, watching them sleep a serene smile on his face.

Kenma can’t say no to your kid, he will buy them anything they want. You sometimes wonder how he can be so responsible with his money in any other situation, but your child just needs to point at something and he will buy it for them unless you intervene.

Lastly, be prepared for Kenma and your kid to team up against you. Board games? Yeah they are a team even if the game isn’t a game for teaming up. (Monopoly is a nightmare with them, Oh you need a red? Too bad your kid and Kenma are trading it between one another instead of giving it to you) But you can’t really seem to mind when you see the way Kenma and your kid smile. (Unless you are like me and are fiercely competitive in games then you may want to strike Kenma down)

Yu Nishinoya

Noya would take longer to have children with you, at least until he is done travelling, he does want kids but is aware that travelling the world with them wouldn’t be ideal, he wants them to have a stable home.

Once you two do have kids, he wants at least 2 or 3. Noya wants a big family.

I feel like he is the type of Dad that throws his kids in the air and then catches them (he won’t do it high) and it always gives you a heart attack.

Instead of reading them good night stories he always tells them (embellished) stories from when he travelled the world, for example he once exclaimed to one of your kids how a mermaid vied for your attention but he fought them heroically off.

This does bite him in the ass years down the line once your kids are teens, they will bring these stories up whenever they can to tease him.

Asahi is basically an uncle to your kids, he often visits you and brings the kids many gifts. He loves to spoil them.

And yes Asahi designs the clothes for your kids as well, it often leads to many people asking you and Noya where you got the clothes for them from since they are such a high quality.

Yes, he will teach your kids “Rolling thunder”. No you can’t stop him. Even if your kids don’t play Volleyball they will still know the move.

This leads to your kids looking for his old jersey’s from highschool, putting them on and pretending to be their dad. No he is not crying, he just got dust in his eye.

Vacations and holidays are important to Noya, while he can’t travel the world with your kids, he will take them on memorable vacations across the country when they are old enough to remember them.

He wants them to have a happy and fulfilled childhood with as many experiences as they can have.

Kei Tsukishima

When you first brought up having children with him he asked “Are you sure you can take care of a child? Don’t you wanna practise with a pet rock first?” You lightly punched him in the chest for that and he had his signature smirk on his face.

He is honestly neutral on the aspect of having kids, he is not against it but also it was never his dream of having them, so he is fine with whatever you want.

Just like Kenma he would probably only have one kid, with his Job as a Volleyballplayer and everything he isn’t home that often, so if you had more than one kid he would feel guilty leaving you home alone with them.

Tsukki is probably the first one from Karasuno to have a kid, so he is smug about the fact that he is ‘better’ than the others in that regard.

The first team reunion after you two had your child will have him holding his child proudly, while he tells all the others how slow they are for not having kids yet, which has everyone rolling their eyes. He is very proud of his kid so that he will hold it up Lion King style so everyone can admire it.

Unluckily though he miscalculated the height of the ceiling and bonked your kids head on it, which left everyone in the room in a stunned silence (True story from my infant days, my dad did this exact thing with me)

You had made him change every diaper for 2 weeks for the heart attack he gave you with that, even if your kid was fine and wasn’t hurt.

Tsukki and you switch every night who is going to read your kid, while you pick different topics every time, he only ever chooses dinosaur stories to read to your kid.

Speaking of dinosaurs, Tsukki once claimed he had to educate your kid on certain things while you went out grocery shopping, when you came back you saw that the thing he was educating your child on was “The land before time” which made you smile.

Now no matter if the child is biologically yours or adopted, it somehow interhits his sass, which means you will be surrounded by two sassy little pieces of shit (affectionate).

Though you get both of them to calm down their sass by offering them some strawberry cake if they stop, it surprisingly works better on Tsukki then on your kid, who would have thought?

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forever1kay · 10 months

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IF YOU LET ME - A Kei Tsukishima SMAU

a kei tsukishima x black!fem!reader smau

after pining over a certain middle blocker over the phone for a month or so, y/n y/l/n meets kei tsukishima in a way that has him hating her mere existence. weeks later, she’s given the opportunity to redeem herself… will she take her chances?

genre & tropes smau, grumpy x sunshine, (seemingly) unrequited love, not-so meet cute, forced proximity, ambw, fluff, crack, slow burn, etc;

warnings profanity, mentions of nsfw, angst, misunderstandings, remaining friends with an ex, periods, minor secondary character death, breakups, a few shitty characters, etc;

notes so i’m going through yet another haikyuu phase and i’m having mad tsukishima brainrot. so, i took this opportunity to write about him while i don’t have writers block. also, please keep in mind that this is a fic that does involve music. with that being said, please be prepared for a song to be linked in parts of this story. this may not get any likes or reblogs, but i hope that anyone who reads it enjoys!

series tag

# ⤹˚˖♬୭ if you let me

PROFILES:

y/n carried

crazy, sexy, cool (& tsukki)

CHAPTERS:

00. prologue - dear diary, i met a boy today

01. chapter one - a party for some girl who wants to kiss tsukki

02. chapter two - don’t worry, everything will be fine

03. that’s fine, i’ll just die tomorrow

04. avoiding him, avoiding her

05. tickets to my downfall

06.for the sake of work and work only

07. MY CHEST HURTS WHAT DO I DOOOO

08. loverboy

09. this does not mean i like you

10. i don’t hate it when you’re around

11. shut the fuck your mouth

12. i’ve decided to tolerate you

13. DENY DENY DENY

14. back to life, back to reality

15. i have awoken, i have arisen

16. maybe later

17. come outside for a second

18. a little busy

19. medicine

20. just a fling

21. disaster

22. something we should know

23. in the wrong

24. i bet

25. it’s him

26. as it was

27. we don’t see eye to eye

28. i made you a playlist

29. perhaps

30. epilogue - our future

BONUS CHAPTERS:

TBD

current status ongoing

#⤹˚˖♬୭ if you let me #haikyuu #lovekaia #kaiaxanime #kaiaxmanga #haikyuu smau #kei tsukishima #tsukishima x reader #smau #anime #Spotify #kei tsukishima x reader #karasuno #tsukishima kei #middle blockers #sinead harnett #anime smau

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veraghost · 2 years

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Hi lex!! I love the way you write for tsukishima! He’s literally my fav! But anyways you can ignore this if this ask is to much of a touchy subject! (Tw: SA) do u think tsukki would look at his gf differently if she told him that she way sexually assaulted in her past relationship?

hi anon!! i didn't get why people liked tsukki so much until season 3 and now he lives in my head rent free! here's my thoughts on ur little brainrot

TW: sensitive topics ahead, please don't read if you're uncomfortable

TW: talk of sexual assault (SA)

→ you wouldn't tell tsukki about it until you realized things were getting a little heated and you completely shut down.

→ and he'd notice right away, putting all of his focus on you, letting you talk and not interrupting you once

→ and when you finally finish it off with a little "so that sucked" or "that's that" to try and lighten the mood, he brings you into his arms and almost cries - CRIES I TELL YOU

→ since that day he hasn't looked at you the same - knowing he's dating someone so incredibly strong, knowing that you can walk around with your head up high without feeling inferior

→ being able to love him with everything in your heart after someone took a part of you, knowing that you are unafraid to love someone even after everything, he cant help but feel... proud of you

→ now when you go out with LITERALLY ANYONE he introduces you like they don't know who you are, showing you off like a priceless jewel, treating you with so so so so so much respect and admiration

#sweetlex #haikyuu #haikyuu!!#kei tsukishima #haikyuu smut #tsukishima kei #tsukishima scenarios #tsukishima fluff #tsukishima x reader #tw sa mention

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kazemi-archive · 3 months

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WIP Tag game

tyty @tetzoro and @jinchuls for tagging me.... there's so many i decided just a new post.....

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! Tag as many people as you have WIPS.

below the cut bc i'm insane?

Bodyguard AU folder >> 1. rich boy!suna 2. 24 more parts of bodyguard!mattsun all named pt 13, pt 14... etc.

Faerie AU folder >> 3. faerie!osamu x consort!reader 4. faerie!daichi x goddess!reader 5. faerie!suna x kitsune!reader 6. nekomata!kuroo x seijoh!princess 7. human!tsukki x faerie!reader 8. faerie!seijoh 9. fukurodani 10. 10ish more parts of faerie prince!kita all named pt 14, pt 15... etc.

Liberosis folder >> 11. Reality Check pt.1 & pt.2 12. The Wise(asse)st of Us All 13. Coming Clean 14. We've Been Idiots All Along

Side Effects folder >> 15. I Tried to Quit 16. I Get So High 17. Losing Sleep 18. I Don't Want This to End

19. People Watching folder - Multi-Character HQ Series 20. Summer Intern folder - Kita Series 21. You Wanna Play Psycho Killer folder - Ghostface!Mattsun 22. After Midnight - Suna 23. Devil or God - Iwaizumi 24. Itadakimasu - Sanji 25. Kita/Mattsun threesome 26. Lingerie - Shoko 27. Look at Me - Suna 28. Pancakes for Dinner - Beelzebub 29. Pay Attention - Dabi 30. Samu/Suna sandwich 31. Solipsism - Sugawara 32. Ushijima x spit kink 33. Yellow Light - Megumi

there is.... also a folder labeled "ideas" that are just concepts......

including:

34. And Many More - Kyoutani 35. Atsumu/Oikawa Threesome 36. Atsumu/Sugawara Threesome 37. Baseball AU - Multi-Character HQ 38. Beel Smut 39. Bf!Suna & Bff!Tendou Threesome 40. Bf!Tendou & Ushijima Threesome 41. Single Dad!hq / Breeding Kink!hq 42. Desiderium Sequel - Oikawa 43. Devil's Bargain - ??? 44. Domestic Life w Tendou 45. Fireman!AU - Multi-Character HQ 46. First and Last - Jean 47. In Another Life - Yaku & Lev 48. In My Head - Iwaizumi 49. Kenma x OF!gf 50. Kuroo's Tie 51. Lucifer Smut 52. Massage Therapist!Matsukawa 53. Mattsun x Makki x Echo x Kaze 54. Mattsun picking up little siblings from school 55. MSBY Osamu & Atsumu 56. Other Thoughts (unorganized ideas brought to you by me & wendy aka @/northofneverland scattered brainrot messages) 57. Poly!roomies - Suna, Osamu, Kita, Matsukawa 58. School Workers!AU - Multi-Character HQ 59. Seijoh 4 Roommates 60. Seijoh 4 x Manager 61. Semi x Aims & Tendou x Kaze 62. Tan Lines - Tendou 63. Tendou in Paris 64. The Color Blue - Bokuto 65. The Other Side of The Screen - Kenma 66. TikTok Neighbor!Mattsun 67. Your Best Interest in Mind - Suna & Tendou

and the newest editions:

68. brother-in-law!choso 69. uncle-in-law!toji 70. father-in-law!nanami 71. yuuji & sukuna

tagging people in this feels like a crime..... so.... open tags. also feel free to come talk to me about these

#𓇻 games #also #𓇻 ideas

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misstooru · 9 months

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Haikyuu x Ouran High School Host Club

another au I have for oya oya squad. crossover with ouran hshc since I'm on my hq and ohshc brainrot...

Akaashi: ofc only akaashi keiji is the first one to know that she is a girl, since the beginning.

Tsukishima: tsukki was blushing and speechless when he realized that 'he' is a girl, when one moment that his face was too close to hers, watching what he was doing, next to him.

Bokuto: bokuto was stumbling from being thrown out of the room, wide eyed, jaw dropped looking at the door because of the realization.

Kuroo: kuroo going to the kitchen for one last time that night when he saw their 'houseboy' wearing a nightdress drinking water in the kitchen, running out of the kitchen like he just discovered a dead body there, the 3 look at him in confused, the girl came out after him. Everyone already knew except for him.

*

🗨️: tbh I think kuroo is most likely, with akaashi, to know that she's a girl from the start but wtvr I want to make this with oya oya squad and there's really no other scenario than that...

#kuroo tetsurou #haikyu x reader #haikyuu #tsukishima kei #bokuto kōtarō #akaashi keiji #ouran high school host club

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prpfs · 10 months

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hello! 30f seeking 20+ partners for haikyuu!! roleplays 🏐 i've just finished s3 and am making my way through s4 at an alarming pace so i'll be caught up soon! the brainrot is so real i am all in my feelings and need to write in order to process basics: lit/adv, quality over quantity, chill about replies, cringe is dead, ocs are cool, loves doubling, hell lets write a whole cast of characters and indulge, canonxoc or canonxcanon, discord or gmail/gdocs, wants to scream in ooc about these idiots, go feral

canonxoc pairings for my side (bolded is my preference): daichi x oc tanaka x oc asahi x oc kageyama x oc tsukishima x oc

canonxoc pairings for your side: your oc (s)x LITERALLY ANYONE (i'm serious i'll write anyone, i'll write poly, love triangles, you name it, i'll write however many of these lads you want you just let me know your hearts deepest desires and we'll make it happen!

canonxcanon pairings i'm interested in: kuroo x kenma tsukki x yamaguchi daichi x suga kageyama x hinata

like if you're interested and anon will get back to you!

#20+ rp #haikyuu rp #haikyuu roleplay #ccxoc rp #fandom rp #fandom roleplay #ccxcc rp

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whxre4hange · 2 years

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haikyuu but with a philosophical discussion about coffee

nishinoya: they call me coffee cuz i grind so fine

tanaka: they call me coffee ‘cause I keep you up past 2am

tsukkishima: they call me coffee because i’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what i am

nishinoya: oh

tanaka: oh

tsukkishima: oh

#incorrect haikyuu quotes #tsukkishima #tsukkishima x reader #tsukki #tsukki x y/n #tsukki brainrot #nishinoya imagine #nishinoya #haikyuu #haikyu x reader #haikyū!!#haikyuu memes #tanaka saeko #tanaka haikyuu #nishinoya fluff #daichi #kageyama #incorrect hq quotes

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xnchxntmxnt · 8 months

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Hello there!

This is less of a request and more of a brainrot ask (feel free to write about it tho, would be fun to see 👁👁) because I’ve been lurking in the shadows and I think you’re super cool and wanted to talk to you

In short, what do you think would happen if the karasuno volleyball team (faculty included) got isekai’d into teyvat?

For example, they’re in the bus, ready to go to a training camp. Everyone except the driver falls asleep and the driver makes a turn into a grass-land, expecting to be there in a few minutes.

But they don’t

After the panic settles down everyone gets off the bus and they’re for example, in winerise. How would they continue?

(Ps. I’m kind of losing fume and I’m getting sleepy so feel free to add you own thoughts!!!)

omg so i was going to react to this forever ago bc I loved the idea but then I was like. i need to have more brain cells to respond to this to accurately explain my thoughts. and then I forgot.

ANYWAYS im here now <3

i dont work with isekai aus often because i didn't really. know what they were for a while but I figured it out alright. i don't know why I don't google it but its a pride thing at this point

i think they should get thrown into the world, visionless and defenseless. let's say they get thrown into mondstadt just cause that's my fav region. they end up in windrise and right next to that hillychurl camp to the right of the tree and tanaka wants to go fight the mitachurl but gets held back by the collar by ennoshita okay he's not stupid enough to let him go

theyre just standing there, figuring out where the hell they are

honestly. i think they end up running into a knight or adventurer (also confused as to what they're wearing) and escorts them to the city

unpopular opinon: NOTHING happens

i dont mean nothing at all but like. them being there doesn't break the entire world as it is its just. mundane but in such a FUN way

i dont think anyone in particular ends up with a vision but I think suga and takeda would be very interested in learning how it works. daichi or asahi has to stay with the 2nd years at all times to make sure noya or tanaka aren't harassing jean (she deals with enough shit actually). both pass out when lisa low key flirts w them (shes just messing with them tho its not anything crazy)

ukai? good buds with diluc and charles and the angel's share after a while. hinata LOVES timmie and is a tcg GOD. befriends diona doing that

yachi and kiyoko spend a lot of time in the knights library with lisa chatting and eventually join the adventurers guild part time and go take some commissions once in a while together. sometimes takeda tags along to make sure they're safe (he doesn't do much)

tsukki and yamaguchi also become tcg gods and end up meeting a few people through that, and really want to explore around some of the other nations, so they make a field trip and go south to liyue. chaos ensues there and hinata falls in love w beidou (not in a romantic way just in an appreciation way) and is excited about becoming a pirate

i have so many thoughts. there's so many and I think their relationships with each of the characters would be so FUN. everyone knows them as the weird squad of guys that isn't really from anywhere but everyone appreciates anyway

#please PLEASE dont feel like you cant talk to me #i feel especially bad for forgetting about this #i forgot to respond i wasn't avoiding it!! i love getting asks #thank you for sending something love /p #i dont know if i got the whole point of an isekai au thing but I tried!! i just love domesticity <3 #//ɪɴʙᴏx #haikyuu #haikyu #genshin impact #crossover

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hyeque · 2 years

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omg omg risu,, a part two/spinoff to messenger (/nf this is just me brainrotting) where yamaguchi thinks reader is another one of tsukki’s fangirls who’s using him to get close to him but actually turns out they have a crush on yams !!!

omg yes !! i had an idea like this and i’m definitely going to roll with it, you’re a genius char :> i will put this in the works !

#chats with: char #i’ll cred and tag u ofc <3 #yams deserves the world #he’s the best <3

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lovewheeler · 2 years

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does the tsukki brainrot ever really end?

god I need it to

#HE WONT LEAVE MY HEAD EVER I HATE HIM #HE RUINS EVERYTHING #baby deer.

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diefortsukki · 3 years

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Tsukishima headcanons

Just random tsukki thoughts because i love him too much. Idk.

boy doesn’t watch horror movies. You’d think it’s because they’re boring and jump scares don’t faze him (that’s what he tells his friends) but it’s the exact opposite. His brother used to force him to watch them together and poor boy tries not to move or make a sound throughout the whole thing but we can all imagine him failing not long into it.

When he’s bored he just goes into the bathroom and stays there for about 2 hours. Just a full on spa session. He borrows his mom’s foot spa massager and does a hair mask, face mask, AND hands. After that he gives himself a lil manicure pedicure and uses a clear nail polish (it sometimes has glitter in it if he’s really feeling it) and after it dries he throws a fancy bath bomb in and stays there for a while.

Milf lover. Need i say more?

Used to be a hardcore swiftie growing up. Like the annoying type that starts fights for shits and giggles. He grew out of it awhile ago but when folklore came out he was obsessed.

Acts unaffected but revels on the inside when anyone says anything about his looks. We all know he used to struggle with this so whenever someone comments on how handsome understatement he is or how fit he’s just.. so happy.

Most people would think he’d love the wintertime but he despises it. Besides being cold all year round it’s just so much worse. Not an outdoorsy person but he strikes me as the type to wake up very early just to see the sunrise and sink in the sun a little so he hates when the sky’s all gray and gloomy. And seasonal depression is a bitch

Eats ice cubes as snacks. And drinks like 23 cups of water everyday

So bad with his glasses. You’d think this sharp thorough guy would keep all his things organized but always falls asleep with them on or just throws them around and forgets about them. One time yamaguchi accidentally cracked them cuz kei wasn’t in his room and he thought it’d be a good idea to jump on the bed just because. He was terrified but was surprised when tsukki didn’t really react. It was the third time he had to change the frames within two months so it didn’t matter at that point

Has really good taste in perfume and has an elaborate collection. Also owns 7 different flavors of chapstick

Fed a cat he saw on his way home from school one day. Now he regularly buys cat food and refills the bowls he placed in an alleyway where 12 cats come every morning.

#tsukki brainrot #tsukishima kei #haikyuu tsukishima #haikyuu #tsukishima fluff #tsukishima headcanons #tsukki headcanons #tsukishima hcs #tsukishima x reader #tsukishima x you #tsukki imagines

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kazemi-archive · 2 years

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omg hello ur tags on my tsukki fic gave me life <3 btw what anklets did u buy if you don’t mind me asking 😦‼️

PLEASE I love it so much!! Really fed into my Tsukki brainrot I love him so much. And your fic was just UGH amazing!! Made me squeal and blush fr

And of course I don’t mind you asking!! I got one with a crescent moon and star on it and then I got a set of ones that has a variety of little charms or beads on them. I haven’t had one in over a year (when my cat accidentally broke my last one because her claw got stuck on it) so I went a little crazy haha

#𓇻 asks #☾ Risu’s Moon ☽

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