Passing skill checks with bad rolls is hilarious.
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which half is which varies constantly
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Shaketh Thy Bottom Spotify Playlist
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Wizards Of The Coast: It's a dungeon that's wheelchair accessible.
People: But that's not realistic! Literally the WHOLE point of a dungeon is to be less accessible. That's WHY there are so many traps.
Dungeon Builder: All this heavy s*** and you're saying there's not a single ramp in this whole place?
Dungeon Architect: Yeah. It's hard to enter DUH.
Dungeon Builder: Sorry so you want 3 tons of rock and a boulder-of-doom transported via *reads notes* a 5ft spiral staircase? F*** this I'm adding a ramp. Try and fire me and I'll tell the dwarves in town that you only pay in vegetables and soy milk.
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[Image ID: A person in a dark suit with a shaved head labeled “level 18 rogue assassin” aims a grenade launcher out a window, while a person labeled “level 18 college of glamour bard” stands behind them in a tight pink dress, looking seductively at the camera. End ID.]
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Immovable object (the DM’s preparation) meets unstoppable force (the players’ incessant ability to somehow always find the one thing the DM didn’t plan for)
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Druid: Just wait till I get that 9th level shapechange 😘
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"The party will pass on the information to each other, but there maybe some extra information you can't convey because you're having a mental breakdown"
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Don’t worry. I rolled up some backup characters just in case...
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My DM hitting me with the consequences of my actions for the 15th time this session:
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He doesn’t have hair
[ID: A textual image in which Kobold states “Welcome to my very first vlog in which I try different hair products”. The meme then states *sprays hairspray into mouth* before transitioning to Kobold saying “Well, right off the bat I could tell you this one is not very good
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We spent way too long on this.
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🎲Probably Dumb Homebrew Idea🎲
The Googly Eyes Of Clairvoyance
Rare Magic Item, Requires Attunement
While attuned to these Googly Eyes you may attach them to a nonliving object. After one minute the object becomes a sentient construct and can speak Common, as well as one language spoken by the attuned user.
While awakened the object remembers everything that has happened to it since it was created, and differs to the stats below for ability checks. The object remains sentient unless the Googly Eyes are removed; the object is destroyed; or the Googly Eyes are no longer attuned to the user. Once the Googly Eyes awaken an object they become unable to awaken another object until the next dawn.
Str: 0, Dex: 0, Con: 0, Int: 10, Wis: 6, Cha: 15
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[Image ID: A nighttime phot of a sheep with reflective eyes labeled “the twist my players encounter.” In the darkness, dozens of other sheep loom, their eyes glimmering and labeled “the twists I have planned.” End ID.]
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Ainslee: Slowly raises wand of what the fuck.
Pendragon: Slowly reaches out and lowers said wand.
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"I have a note that says 'tried to eat soup and crit' in capital letters."
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