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cinnamon-dragon · 2 years
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[Image description]: A screenshot from Exandria Unlimited: Calamity Wrap Up. It’s a photo of Brennan Lee Mulligan sitting on a purple couch saying “Comedy completes the realization that drama begins”.
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warcrimetime · 8 months
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It's a dangerous game when you're the artist and funny quotes logger of the group when you play ttrpgs. Cause then someone innocently says, "I shibari the party and pull them across the river with ease" and then you are faced with a curse that beacons to be drawn
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the-oricami-curio · 1 year
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Quotes from my Table
The Enemies Within
"If he needs examples of duress, we can provide some." -Eloria
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ladyhatty · 2 months
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Gaming win: demoralized a man with a pie
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nighttime-thoughts · 19 days
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I love you, it's ruining my life.
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tentacuddles · 8 months
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GM: Ok, so as the party approaches the clearing, there are a myriad of statues holding twigs, all seemingly creating a canopy over the trail.
Player: I roll for perception. It's a 26.
GM: You see one amongst them has an empty ha--
Player: I pick up a twig. I climb up the statue and put it in the statue's hand.
GM: ....
Player: :)
GM: ..... The statues all turn to point in a direction off the path-- how did you???
Player: Yahaha. Bitch.
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sephiramy · 1 year
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preserving some of my favorite D&D/TTRPG tweets for posterity
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tangledinink · 7 months
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day five of repostober is old art! this is a ttrpg character from my vampire the masquerade game-- his name is candle and he's very sassy, very flirty, loves to perform, and lives in a van with his rabbit, brooklyn. he used to live in nyc with his husband back in the 80's when he was still mortal, but, well, you know. shit happens.
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he's a stripper by trade (and is extremely good at it.)
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shadowgasp · 2 years
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imogen saying, “we’re on the moon, bitch” in her sweet, southern accent was both hilarious and mADE ME FREAK THE F OUT
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craigofinspiration · 9 months
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It's just...it's... it's just a chair.
pointsofinspiration.com
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Ace: Look, I wish my problem was having anime girls fucking, hologrammed into me or something, I don’t get that. I get a skeleton.
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aandlorr · 4 months
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"Who are you guys?"
"Just... your average Good Samaritans."
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chosenonesdnd · 5 months
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Chosen Ones {An LGBTQ+ Visual Novel Style DnD Series}
>>>S01E05
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braxbrowastaken · 6 months
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“May you be you, but not the you from yesterday.”
-Helix, one of my Lancer players’ NHPs, when the party was cycling a pair of NHP “siblings”
I like this quote. It’s nice and positive.
It also came from an emotional gut punch. :)
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madfishmonger · 2 months
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D&D Classes as Quotes from my Games
Paladin: “I have a sword and you guys are all idiots. It’s god’s will.”
Wizard: "I'm a smart badass bitch."
Rogue: "My pants have more knives in them than your pants!"
Bard: "I use my mage hand to hold my own hand for comfort and support as I climb across."
Monk: "I'm seeking enlightenment. It takes a lot of mushrooms, okay?"
Sorcerer: "Keep in mind: the party's problem can become your problem."
Cleric: "I thought I was helping. I can heal you though, so it's okay"
Fighter: “That guy? Yeah he’ll chop people’s heads off for gold.”
Barbarian: "I'm going to use my axe to make its body spray!"
Warlock: "I am going to get vigored."
Ranger: "We can throw a net over him, then sit on him, then stab him while we sit on him."
Druid: "I'm like, the goddess of life and nature. Why would nature attack me?"
Dungeon Master: "It's a game of discovery."
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dimension20stuff · 9 months
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I got a pin maker and I think I've shown remarkable restraint that it took this long to make fandom pins
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