whats up guys im here to introduce you to:
the vat7k pizza heroes au
(aka a really stupid idea i had after listening to lemon demon)
the gang is a group of vampire hunters disguised as a pizza delivery service!
first up is hugo! he is the distraction, who goes to the front door and pretends he got the wrong house to stall for time
basically it thought "who would be the most miserable pretending to be a minimum wage worker?" well its hugo, obviously, look at him.
next are varian and nuru, who sneak into the house while hugo is using his natural charisma to fuck up a vampires life! they break in and set up traps
varian dresses like he only shops at a small thrift shop just outside a farming village in bakersfield and nuru dresses like she only knows what hot topic and etsy are
finally of the group is yong! he oversees everything from the van, checks all their bodycams and tells them if any complications are occurring, like if hugo needs to stall for longer or varian and nuru need to get out as quickly as possible
as someone who loves interesting outfits, it pained me to design one for a 12 year old boy.
so i actually came up with this 2 years ago when i hadnt even known about tangled the series, and shamefully was a huge dsmp fan. it was originally just ranboo, tubbo and tommy, and i very quickly forgot about it, even though i liked the very silly idea
then about two weeks ago i thought "holy shit remember that au i made" so friendship ended with dsmp (two years ago, actually, so this thing was thought up only a few months before i dropped it) vat7k is my new best friend
so idk how germany works but theyre in germany so ill figure it out <3
ill get drawings of the others later! just so you know some of your beloved (or beloathed) characters may be vampires, and rapunzel is like one of my favourite character designs next to nurus (maybe im just a girl liker)
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Zuko: Go to bed. Everyone needs 8 hours of sleep and it's 1 in the morning.
Varian: Fine.
Zuko: Good.
Varian: Hey, why are you even up anyways?
Zuko: ...
Varian: *squints* Your eyelid is droopy.
Zuko: *eyes widen* No, it's not.
Varian: You don't sleep either, do you?
Zuko: I do sleep-
Varian: You damn hypocrite.
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I infodumped about Varian for 8-9 Hours straight and somehow people aren't bothered and AAAAAAAA
I'm not used to people like???? Actually??? Letting me info dump????????? Zeisty, Kiko if you see that ily sm /p same if anyone else who joined in and out of vc randomly through those hours sees this 😭💕 I'm not used to people not telling me to stfu or change the topic if it's not their fandoms sobs
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