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hum-suffer · 3 months

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10 minute pehle ke news ki tea spill karoooooo

Grab your seatbelts because this is a wild and offensive ride.

Context: my friend had a birthday today, let's call her Butterfly. Butterfly is Moon boy's bestie. Me and K (my bestie) became friends with Moon Boy ages ago but we befriended Butterfly only recently during our exams.

Aaj Butterfly ki birthday mein, body shaming girl put up a story wishing her which read,"Happy birthday [Moon Boy] ki bestie." I was furious at her since like last season and even previous episode. Aaj ka precap isme hi aa gaya tha.

Tea:

So me and Moon Boy went to get Butterfly a cake for her birthday to celebrate in college without telling anyone but K. We got the cake and came back, and Body Shaming girl, let's call her Chintu (yes it's her nickname idek why), her group was lowkey offended that we didn't involve them in Butterfly's birthday plan

Moon Boy, that bloody diplomat, knew. He lured them all in with the cake cutting promise and everyone gathered around Butterfly, whom I had not allowed to peek at the cake. We had forgotten to get matchsticks so he went off to find matchsticks to light candles. Meanwhile...

Another girl, whom I did like until she turned into an ass licker, started fiddling with the cake. Bringing it out of box, trying to rip open the box to see the cake. I was politely trying to get her to stop until she tried to open the box. I opened the box instead and then closed it instantly and put it out of her reach. I told her to stop hovering and sit down.

Seeing her ass licker get shoved aside, Chintu was mad. But she was about to be madder.

I'm name dropping this one because i detest him the most. MOST. Bhavya, this lanky oversmart buy with a chomu hairstyle and round glasses, dared to be oversmart.

One thing that everyone should know about me is that I'm fiercely defensive of each of my friends. I treasure them beyond reason. Even if they're new friends.

Bhavya said, and i quote,"Burn Butterfly and use her to light the candles."

I said,"Maybe we should use you, since Teri already jal Rahi hai."

He went bitter and replied,"Jal nahi Rahi hai thik hai? Mere time to cake bhi nhi thi."

"should have had better friends," i said, which must have also offended Chintu.

Bhavya went even more bitter and said,"Mere dost jo the vo tere aaj ke dost hi the. Tere Jo itne saare ladke dost hai na. Vohi." (Lies. I'm acquainted with some boys because I'm a nice person and like to maintain connections. The only male friend i have is Moon Boy.)

I knew what he was implying but Butterfly was already shaking her head. I laughed,"Their behaviour isn't my responsibility."

He was about to say something and Butterfly said to not do this on her birthday. I laughed and said okay, I won't. Butterfly looked at me gratefully and Moon Boy returned till then. He noticed the harsh environment but said nothing and i continued pretending that I didn't want to kill anyone.

Me and Moon Boy took over, shifted benches and made Butterfly sit down, got her the cake(she loved it btw), lit up the candle. Chintu and her ass licker started pretending to care and warning how one shouldn't keep fire near them and blah blah blah. Whilst standing right behind me. I didn't say anything.

As we sang happy birthday, Bhavya sang "Happy birthday [Butterfly] aaj tu mar jayegi". I wanted to hit him but i didnt. By the look on his face, Moon Boy knew my smile wasn't entirely genuine after we finished the birthday song. I pushed him off to be the first one to eat the cake since he's the closest in relation to her. I was clicking pictures with his phone and i heard them criticise even that right behind my back. (Sue me, idk how to operate iphones instantly).

Chintu said,"Maine bola tha ki haath mein rakh ke candle mat jao but sunte nhi hai na kuch log." Bhavya asked who and she replied that she'll tell later. (Can you BE anymore obvious???)

We ended up having fun. I sent off K after me and later I went myself to eat the cake. Took a tiny bite because I don't like sweets too much, and fed Butterfly a wafer chocolate roll. She ate half of it and I fed the rest half to K and Moon Boy respectively. I heard them speak about that as well.

I sat down on a free bench, since I had period cramps, and the sheer joy of being around people and celebrating on Butterfly made me keep my words quiet and it was enough to make me smile widely.

(They did not like that. Duhhhhhhhhhh)

After this, me and Butterfly and K discussed this whole interaction whilst Moon Boy, the darling diplomat, went around fulfilling his volunteer duty and social media manager duty by clicking photos and videos.

The university secretary of the abvp, he came near us to find Moon Boy but he couldn't so I kept him in conversation for almost an hour. Moon Boy returned, listened to the conversation and was tiredly sitting quietly. I and K went to fetch our respective buckles and water bottles from our vehicles and we stayed there talking to some acquaintances. Butterfly came with us too.

I spied Moon Boy drifting in the place and went to him but he had been roped in with Chintu's group so I told him where he'll find me and left, ignoring the rest of them.

Ting ting tadinggggggggg agla update, next kalesh ke baad🫶🏽 (also no one needs to go anon to ask for such tea my loves, I'm happy to provide always 🫶🏽)

#did i act like a mom in a saree? yes #do i care? no #butterfly was happy and thats what mattered #desiblr #suffer ye suhana nahi #desi tumblr #moon boy🌛#K² #chudail chintu #बड़वा Bhavya #college ke chochle

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misalpav · 2 months

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TELEGRAM KA KUCH HUA BABUA?

yaar ye tu puchna bhi mat emails bechkar thak chuki hu in logon ko I'm trying to find a good time to take my brother's phone and make an acct w it atp 💀

#telegram

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rosy2k · 1 year

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TU-KA A MODEL leopard print mobile phone designed by Ayu (2000)

#ayumi hamasaki #浜崎あゆみ #tech #tu-ka #j-pop #jpop #2000s

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nyotamalfoy · 2 years

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First Impressions

Ram Charan x fem!reader

a/n: okay, so here's the deal, im in love with this man and i couldn't resist writing for him especially after being inspired by seeing all the amazing content created by the talented af people on here so i want you all to know that I APPRECIATE YOU GUYS SO MUCH

also, no disrespect to his wife, ily upasana

warnings: harassment, swearing (like one word)

its giving premam nivin pauly vibes and i love it anyway

Part 1 || Part 2

“Haan to tu milne kab aa rahi hai?” (So, when are you coming to meet me?)

“Arrey waah, now I have to come and see you? Tu idhar aaja na iss baar, Alia.” (Oh wow….You come here this time, Alia.)

“You know what? We are coming there for the movie promotion tomorrow, so we’ll just meet there. You good with that?”

“Oh my god, you mean to say RRR movie ki puri cast aa rahi hai? As in Ram Charan and Jr. NTR too?” (You mean to say that the whole cast of RRR is coming?)

“Haan behen tera bachpan ka pyaar bhi aa raha hai saath mein. Chal mein rakhti hoon, mujhe nikalna hai abhi.” (Yes, sister, your childhood love is also coming with. Okay I’m hanging up the phone, I need to leave now.)

“Accha theek hai, chal bye.” (Okay then, bye.)

Y/N stared at the phone screen for a long minute after hanging up the call. She still couldn’t fathom the fact that she might have the slightest chance of meeting her celebrity crush and it was all thanks to her friend, the one and only Alia Bhatt.

She thanked her lucky stars for that day in the university in Australia when she met this girl. Even though they were pursuing different degrees and were from different parts of India and weren’t even the same age, they instantly clicked. Alia wasn’t a big name in Bollywood back then like she is now but was still famous, being from a famous family and all. Y/N had no idea who Alia was when she first met her but slowly over the years, she started finding out more about Alia’s family and who they were and what they did. That didn’t change their friendship whatsoever and now, they were still the best of friends, they just didn’t meet that often with Y/N still finishing her degree in Australia and Alia being busy with movies.

Much to Y/N’s delight, she was in India for the summer break and had informed Alia when she called. So, now it was just a matter of time before she would meet her friend again and she was beyond ecstatic that it might also mean meeting Ram Charan who had been her celebrity crush for the longest time. But she thought back to Alia’s phrasing of ‘bachpan ka pyaar’ and cringed. It made him sound old like she had been watching his movies since she was a child. While that wasn’t entirely true, she had liked him for quite some time.

A notification lit up her phone screen pulling her out of her reverie. It was from Alia, informing Y/N of the time and place for their meeting tomorrow. She also said how excited she was to meet her after so long and that she had told Ram and Tarak about her who both wanted to meet her. Y/N did a double take when she read that last line.

“Wait, they want to meet me?” Y/N texted Alia, still in a bit of a shock.

“Yes? Well, they told me they had found this amazing restaurant and asked me if I wanted to go out to dinner with them before the first day of the promotions, that is tomorrow, but I said that I have to go meet a friend, which is you, in case you didn’t get that. So, they said that we could all go the day after tomorrow. All as in, you, me, Ram, and Tarak.” Alia replied with ease as if that answered all of Y/N’s questions.

“Aesa to kya bola tune mere baareme ki unko milna hai mujhse ab?” (What the hell did you tell them because of which they want to see me now?)

“Arrey yaar tu phaltu ka tension bohot leti hai,” Alia replied. “Don’t worry, I only said the good things.” And maybe showed them your Instagram profile, Alia added mentally but didn’t dare tell her that. “Okay, I’ll see you tomorrow then, don’t be late!” (“Dude, you stress too much.”)

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Standing in front of her suitcase, Y/N contemplated her outfit for the night. She researched the place Alia had mentioned in her message and quickly realised that it was a high-end restaurant. So, she settled on a comfortable yet fancy knee-length dress and paired it with a pair of elegant heels. Grabbing her phone and her clutch, she left her room and called an Uber seeing as she didn’t have an Indian driver’s licence.

After a long half an hour, the restaurant came into view and Y/N let out a sigh of relief for finally getting out of the traffic. She walked in through the door and found it almost full to the brim with people, rich people with very fancy looking attires. Suddenly glad that she had chosen this dress instead of her usual jeans and shirts, she stopped at the hostess’ podium and smiled at the girl in uniform holding an iPad.

“Hello, ma’am, do you have a reservation with us tonight?” She asked in a polite and sweet voice.

“Hi, uh yes, I’m meeting a friend here? Ms. Bhatt?” Y/N looked around and noticed some familiar famous faces in the huge spacious room, while she waited for the girl to find the reservation.

“Oh yes! Here it is, but it seems like you are just about 15 minutes early so the table isn’t ready yet, but you’re welcome to wait in our bar area,” She smiled apologetically and informed her.

Y/N looked over at the bar and observed that it looked very clean and well-kept, and there weren’t many people there unlike some other restaurants’ she had seen. So, she deemed it okay enough and turned back to smile at the girl awaiting her reply. “Okay, yeah that’s fine, thank you!”

After a few minutes of waiting, she decided to order a soft drink and pulled out her phone to let Alia know that she had reached. Her eyes suddenly widened when she felt a hand on her lower back and she whipped her head around to find a well-dressed man, probably older than her by quite a bit, leaning down to speak to her.

“What is a beautiful girl like you doing here all alone?” He said with his face too close to her to be comfortable.

“I’m waiting for my friend, please go away.” She leaned back, away from him, disgusted and terrified.

“Damn, you got a hot accent. NRI?” He made no effort to move and continued, “Let me keep you company while this friend of yours arrives.” Grabbing the back of the bar stool, he turns it so that she faces him.

“Please leave, I don’t want to talk to you.” Her voice trembles a bit as she tries to think what she should do but her mind draws a complete blank.

“Why are you playing so hard to get? Huh?” He grabs her chin and tilts her face up. “Just relax and I’ll show you a good time.”

She feels her face drain of any colour and her hands start to shake. This can’t be happening, do something Y/N! Fight him! Scream! Do something! But it’s all in vain as she freezes. Tears form in her eyes, not again, please God, help me.

He holds the side of her neck with his large clammy hands and leans in to kiss her. She watches in horror, unable to move, feeling like she isn’t in her own body but watching it all happening from outside.

Suddenly, she hears a voice, a very familiar voice, before feeling a presence behind her.

“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”

a/n: thoughts?

tagging: @dumdaradumdaradum @ramcharantitties @burningsheepcrown @thewinchestergirl1208 @budugu @phoenix666stuff

pls let me know if u wanna be added/removed from this taglist

#ram charan x reader #ram charan #ram x reader #rrr #desiblr #desi tag #alia bhatt #jr ntr

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shurveer · 1 month

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Kattein tu ladko ka jaise koi phone ho

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tellywoodtrash · 2 years

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channa mereya 18 - 20.10.22 lbs

18.10.22

adi finds ginni standing in dhaaba glaring at that payal

and is like babe u ok?

she's like I tolddddddd you someone set it on fire and this payal is proof

once again, that could have been left by anyone sis

anyway he's like do whatever you need to I love and support u

good this is the only energy we need from men

supportive huggies

lmao chotu singh aa gya to cockblock

and adi huffs and puffs at him like a cranky dragon and chases him off

taayiji doing dramey about needing AC and god stfu bitch

supreet smoothing over sitch and honestly, this woman needs to be paid for the amount of emotional labour she's doing for this shitty fam

ginni sees Sam and is glaring and moving to her

demon dad ki phatt rhi lol and he's like chalo chalo rasm shuru karo

rasm rasm blah blah

ring exchange ho gya

adi happily sighing at his ring lmao what a simp I love him so much

ginni dgaf about romance at such a moment tho, max relatable girl

sees Sam going into a room

where she sets up some camera ringlight shit for vlogging? idk

full fam is dancing

Goldie sees the payal and is like oh this is sam's we been looking for it

lmaooooooo oh boy ginni ke head mein kill bill sirens

seedha went to kitchen and picked up kerosene ka dabba

remembered dhaaba jal-ing, adi risking his life in the fire

and stormed into room where Sam is

STARTED THROWING THE KEROSENE AROUND

kheench ke one thappad

and asjfjdjsshsh haath marod diya

sometimes violence is the answer 😌😌😌

ginni is screaming truth bombs

damn she throwing Sam around like a ragdoll

Hulk smash her ginni, hum tere saath hain

Sam asking for proof and ginni is like bitchhhhhhhhhh

she's like first you should know how it feels to be on fire

continues throwing kerosene all around

Sam screaming for help but everyone's too busy dancing

ginni like why you screaming for them when you did the mistake alone

and imma burn with you coz I made mistake of letting you do this

maachis is out!!!!!!!!!!!

screaming tell the truth or imma burn this shit down

Sam doing pls I'm preggo naatak

but ginni is like lol fuck youuuu

God I love her

maachis jala di

Sam finally admitted

she's like I wanted to burn you and your fam and that damn dhaaba

alllllll cozza you my life is ruineddddd

blah blah

no matter how many times you make that dhaaba

I'll burn it down

nice go-getter spirit Sam

ginni lit maachis and threw it

it wasn't kerosene lol

blue paani tha shayad

fam like where ginni and adi has no clue but is covering for her

saying mujhe bataakar gayi thi #justdesithings

ginni came and told everyone truth

everything moves too damn quick in this show

lmao the demon dad like arre yaaaar itni jaldi baazi har gye

adi like chalo let's call the cops

gulaabo ji like fuck the cops this is my daughter's wedding I'm not letting em ruin this l fix Sam myself, you two stop ruining this wedding day pls

MUMMY JI PLS, KUCH TOH PRIORITIES RAKHO SHAADI KE UPAR

ginni is like how the fuck i supp to celebrate shaadi when that bloody arson bitch is right here

let me call the damn cops pls

and tells adi to call cops

Goldie still defending

my god how good is this chick's 🐱game

ke itnaaaa deewana hua hai tu

like even taayiji is team ginni on this matter

so you know shit is outta handddd

ginni says pls bhai banke vyaah mein shareek baad mein hona

jis baap ki wajah se duniya mein aaya hai uska toh hoke dikha

Teri meri ragon mein ek khoon hai, toh tera khoon kyun nahi kholta

coz he's a useless fuckin dheent

19.10.22

police did come. but coz Sam called. and put domestic abuse charges on ginni

ginni getting arrested instead lol

adi going into Hulk smash mode

full fam having to hold him back

ginni gave kasam and stopped him

poor babie boy he's more devastated than she is

police about to take her

when ginni remembered Sam was vlogging

adi took sam's phone from her

gave to ginni

ofc it's been deleted, and sam smirksssssssssss

adi millenial jo hai is like, she deleted from gallery, not from the other places

retrieved the video in a sec lmao

chalo jiiiiiiiiiiii

police yelled at Sam and left

and boy oh boy

adi is like agli baar ginni ya uski fam ke paas dikhaayi di

toh kerosene asli hoga

aur aag main lagaaonga

aise hi nahi kaha tha maine isko Star Bharat ka Vincenzo

he likes burning shit since first ep

ginni threw her out

Goldie running behind

fuckin goldie

mom is like ouff laanat and said fuck you aaj se teri maa tere liye marr gyi

i don't think he cares, mummyji

ginni growling at Sam some more about how NEXT TIME she'll go to jail

the fuck

why is there gonna be a NEXT TIME

y'all are dumb af

anyway closed the door

adi is like enough is enough I don't want more problems

i'm marrying my girl tomorrow so help me god

dad is like oh no shit but................

supreet says don't worry about it, it'll be done

supreet honestly you're too nice to these fuckers

only ginni and akash deserve your good heart here

sam roaming the streets

and demon dad is here to gloat and break alliance

Sam still glowering and saying I'll get herrrrr

dad saying you do this right and I'll give you one crore

Ghar pe sangeet happening

akash wants to make paper planes

adi tells him go to storeroom there's old books there go make from them

Sam has snuck in to do bakheda ouff annoying

dad standing in corner and plotting

adi asks what's up any problem

blah blah small talk

offers adi a drink

adi says no I don't drink anymore, jabse ginni……

she enters all decked up looking pretty

and man is lost 😍🥰🤩😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰🤩😍😍😍

doing ishaara ki she looks 🤩👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥💯💯💯

20.10.22

akash found papaji ki diary in storeroom

started tearing pages and making his planes

this why you don't just leave kids unsupervised

neeche sangeet mein adi back to his chichori harkatein

ginni like yeh koi jagaah hai chedne ki

he's like ok then come lets go to the jagaah which is for chedna

chacha ji came to ask kuch chahiye toh nahi

adi pointing at ginni and saying jo chahiye tha mil gaya

ugh I wanna slap him for how adorable he is 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼

chachaji left

romance shuru nahi cousins are here

"kuch khaoge aap log?"

"Haan khayenge na; haddi waala kabab."

lmao man got no chill

Sam is here in sardarji disguise to fuck shit up

OK BUT WHERE IS GOLDIE DURING ALL THIS

na family ke paas hai

na simran ke paas hai

itna sab hone ke baad bhi ainvayi awaara kahin ghoom rha hai

Sam spiked ginni ka drink

lotsa lame adi flirting cheesyass i can't watch its too cringe

anyway it made ginni laugh, so good

honesty time

soft heart eyes

"i promise main hamesha tumhe apni jaan se bhi badhkar rakhoonga"

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do saү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

lol achcha moment ban rha tha both of them gaaaazing into each other's eyes lovingly

and akash ka paper plane hit him in the head

ginni about to get her spiked drink

but dhol waale aa gye and distracted

daarji is back

oh boy naach gaana fwding

demon dad is pissed that now diary has to be hidden from ginni AND daarji lol

anyway daarji blessing kids and adi like you came back quick for our wedding??!?!?!

daarji says there's one more reasonnnnnnn

asked for gurleen's hubby

taayiji somehow covering up

God y'all are all doing gurleen so dirty, fuck I'm livid on her behalf

more naach gaana blah blah idc

Sam and demon dad convene in kona and she's back at trying to get ginni to drink the spiked drink

daarji thinking about his secret repentance mission

oh I think he wants to tell ginni the truth

oh shit demon dad got one of the paper planes

and saw it's from that diary

akash told him store room mein se liya paper

adi asks for something to drink for ginni

Sam making her movesssssss

ginni noticed waiter is shady af

mooch nikal rhi thi side se

ginni followed her and recognised

she pushed ginni and ran away

adi ginni chasing behind

split up to find her

meanwhile dad got diary

and is about to burn it

went to throw it in fire

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand daarji stopped him

saved the diary

and said its only ginni ka right to even touch this book

ki what did you think, if you burn it truth will never come out? sach kabhi nahi chupta blah blah

daarji laying the guilt on thiccccc

saying he's gonna tell the truth to ginni before the wedding

dad trying to convince daarji, that they did it all for the family and the business

ok toh jo bhi paap kiya tha dono ne milke kiya tha

daarji is like nope I wanna do paschataaaap

precap: ambar burns the diary anyway

ginni comes running

#channa mereya #cm lbs #episode liveblogs

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07-induraj · 1 year

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Lo! aagya vo dinn jb mai apni maa bahoon mei aaya

Najane kyu ro padi jbki khushiyan lane tha mai aaya

Tha vo pehla dinn jb mere rone pr hasi meri maa

Tu hai mera garv bole mere baba

Bas aagya vo dinn jb shuru krne chla mai safar

Kaisi thi vo khushi jb apne paro pe khada hua befikar

Maa-baba ki khushi ka na hua ant

Ab shuru ho gya mera pant

Bas aagya vo dinn jb roya na jaunga tughe chhod kr mai school

Na-jane kb gya tha ye dinn mai bhul

Baba ka haath pkde chl pda kha kr dahi-shakkar

Mai darr gya, bs chahta tha ke rahoon maa anchl mei hi chhip kr

Bas aagya vo dinn phir nikal pada naye ravangi pr

Phir vhi dahi-shakkar kha kr maa-baba ka aashirwad lekr

Kuchh wakt baad pehli tankhwa lekar mai aya

Maa ne Voha tere liye naya rishta h aya

Bas aagya vo dinn jb juda ek naya parivaar

Na jane kitne h ke khushi ke prakar

Ab mai bada ho gya kaha ye unka haath chhod kr

Na rkh paunga aap ko, kah diya ye maine saath chhod kr

Bas aagya vo dinn jb mughe hua ehsas kaisa Iga hoga jb mai chl pda unhe yu chhod kr

Aaj jb mere bachche chl pade yu mera haath chhod kr

Kahte rhe phone na krna ajaenge is mahine milne

Jaane kyu us dinn ka intezar kr bitgye saal itne

Bas aagya vo dinn jb mai apni aakhri saans pr aya

Ab-bhi yahi socha kya mere bahhon ne kuchh khaya

Ab toh nhi aata swarg milega ya nar

Vaise bhi ab nhi pdta mughe koi phark

Socha tha agar jo mila swarg fir unse mulakat hogi

Magar yakin bhi tha dastak meri nark me hi hogi

Ab thak gya se mai hara

Ye tha vo dinn jb nark mei bhi gya mai mara

Written by 07-induraj

#my poem #original poem #poemsbyme #original writing #creative writing #poems #new poets on tumblr #poets on tumblr #hindipoetry #hindi post #hindi poem

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indiejones · 1 year

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OF THE LEGENDARY KHANNA OF MUSIC - USHA KHANNA!

An entertaining anecdote around another super duper hit song, again involving Usha Khanna. The one thing that constantly saddened Usha ji, (& that infact was a indirect qun asked of her by many male interviewers), was how being a lady became a big hinderance in her forming the kinda camaraderie that other male music directors had with their producer-directors, camaraderie that at times greatly assists creativity.- stuff like, working continuously till late into the nights unbeknownst of time or place or having to worry about high decency of expression etc around people. PS. Although she says, all the male colleagues she worked with throughout her career loved her so genuinely, that she never felt scared around them. Yet, twas they who'd be so shy & hesitant, so as to voluntarily pack up recordings at 7:30 pm sharp with her, etc. Yet, this one above-mentioned song, involved an entertaining incident, quite outside the norm. A particular song had to be recorded at most by the next day, for which the desired tune was not being achieved. The producer frustrated at the lack of progress even left in a huff. Usha ji & her lyricist Indeevar ji, alongwith their assistant, worked like crazy till late into the night, but to no avail. Then Indeevar ji came up with the idea of changing location, & twas decided to go roam around Carter Road, at 1am in the night. While on the drive back, they glanced upon a house of one of their common friends, & decided to pay him a visit. However, Usha suddenly became hesitant, being a lady, & the common friend being a married male, what his wife might think of it all, a woman entering announced into their home at 2 in the night. Yet the team asked her to think none of it, & they went anyway. The door was opened by their good friend & music legend Bhupinder Singh- who immediately blurted, "Arre Munni (his pet name for Usha), tu?! Itni raat ko, poori mandli ke saath?!" They mischievously mentioned their urge for a hot cuppa chai at this time of night, a request they knew their dear friend would not be able to refuse. Bhupinder of course let them in, & twas then during their refreshing night out, sitting right inside Bhupinder's house at 3 in the night, that the perfect tune for the song came to Usha, for which this entire rigmarole'd begun anyway, ...she immediately ordered for the harmonium from Bhupinder's room, & a masterpiece got tuned then & there! Creativity, & their funny, interesting, entertaining, & even weird, but ultimately successful journeys! . . And this is that masterpiece, that became one of the big musical rages of the year, & of all time! 1.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPT-rm0C0WE 2.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DRVa58kAks

Another most entertaining incident on one of the very big superhit songs of the time, is worthy of anecdote. And since this incident involves Kishore Kumar, one of the greatest natural comedians of Indian cinema, you know it gotta be funny at some level! So Super Legendary Music Director Usha Khanna (Ranked 3rd @ Indies, in the soon-to-be-completed All-Time Music Directors List, as of now!), was waiting for Kishore Kumar for recording this song at Famous Studios, ironically infamous for not having the track system of sound recording, & hence needing the singers' live presence throughout the entire song sitting. As it turns out, Usha received word that a person was on the landline phone across the verandah eagerly waiting to speak to her (no cellphones then). As she went across the open yard & picked up the phone, a very ill sounding voice murmured, "Arre Usha , pata hai mere pet me na bauhut zor ka dard ho raha hai, main aaj nahi aa paunga." Usha instantly recognized the voice & the mischief behind it. "Dada (Kishore Kumar), main jaanti hoon aap ki awaaz ko, aapke pet wet me koi dard nahi hua hai, jaldi aa jaiye pls, mere Famous Studios ki recording aapke bina nahi ho payegi, aap jante hain". "Arre nahi yar, main sach keh raha hoon, bahut zor ka dard hai, achha haan chal bye", saying this Kishore abruptly disconnected. Usha was aghast at having been left stranded so, at such an important sitting. She sadly trotted back to her seat, & mulled over what all losses would be incurred coz of it. Few mins later, commotion ensued inside the Studio room behind them, "Kishore da aa gaye, Kishore da aa gaye!". Usha & the entire team ran in, to find Kishore inside, meticulously preparing for his take, as if nothing had happened. Usha was relieved beyond expression, yet irritatingly blurted, "Dada, aap bhi na, aise darane aur sataane me aapko maza aata hai kya". Kishore laughed & replied ,"Usha, main kaam toh darane wala hi karne wala tha, par teri mehnat ne tujhe bacha liya!" Usha was utterly perplexed. "Matlab?" He revealed, "Asal mein, vo phone call toh sach hi tha. .. Hua ye ki, Famous Studio pahunchne se 10 min pehle, maine apne driver ko aajke (dummy/rough song recorded by other singers) tape bajane ko kaha. Usne ittefaq se, doosre MD ka gana baja diya, jo mujhe aaj hi gana tha. Us me itna sargam tha, aur tum toh jaanti ho classical se mere rishta, mera pet ne vakay jawab de diya, bure bure khyal aane lage, aur mere ghar bhaagne ki teevr ichha hone lagi. Tabhi maine gaadi se utarke tumhe phone kiya. .. Par Famous se aage nikalte hi, jab yaad aya aaj toh do MD ke gaane the, toh driver se tumhara gaane bajane ko kaha, aur tumhara geet sunke, dil itna khush hua, pet dard sab bhaag gaya, aur mann kiya ye geet main aaj hi kya, abhi record karunga! Aur bas aa pahuncha!" Everyone was relieved at this back-handed compliment from the legend, & the recording was completed. Wanna know which song caused all this happily ending drama!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFfYG4e--ao

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CHAPTER 3

Lagbhag 10 din beet chuke the jab Garima movie dekhne Raghu ke saath gayi thi. Iske beech dono ke beech phone par baat chit aur chatting chalti rehti thi magar mulaqat nahin hua tha.

Karamchand raat mein ghar aaya aur chai peekar kamre mein gaya to uski biwi Garima ke balcony se hasne ki awaaz aa rahi thi. Karamchand balcony ke darwaze ke paas jaakar dekha to Garima baithi kisi se phone par baat kar rahi thi aur saath hi beer ki chuski le rahi thi. Woh yeh dekh hi raha tha ki Garima ki nazar uske taraf gayi. Karamchand use dekhkar haath uthakar dheere se hello bola to Garima bhi haath uthakar reply dekar baat karne mein lagi rahi. Woh wireless earphone use kar rahi thi aur woh mobile table par rakhi huyi thi.

Karamchand waapas chala aaya aur phir bathroom mein nahane chala gaya. Woh naha kar kapde pehenkar bed par baitha hi tha ki Garima balcony se aayi aur uske saamne khadi hokar puchhi,"tumhare paas Raghu ke paise hai?"

Yeh sunnkar Karamchand uski taraf dekha aur muskurate hue bola,"Garima ab yeh sab kya hai? Tum yeh sab mein kyun.. "

Isse pehle ki woh pura bolta woh sakhti se boli,"Ab batein mat banao. Jo puchha hai uska jawaab do".

Karamchand yeh sunnkar bola,"Haan, mera matlab nahin. Uska paisa mere paas nahin hai".

Garima yeh sunnkar sakhti se boli,"Haan ya naa, sach sach batao".

Karamchand Garima ko dekhkar muskurate hue bola,"Darling tum yeh sab mein kyun pad rahi ho. Yeh mere aur Raghu ke beech ki baat hai. Tum please... "

Isse pehle ki Karamchand pura bolta, Garima beech mein bol padi," Yeh tumhare aur uske beech ki baat hai to tum uska call receive kyun nahin kar rahe ho? Haan? Use paise ki zarurat hai aur ek to tum paise de nahin rahe ho aur uska phone bhi receive nahin kar rahe ho. Itni baar tumhe call karne ke baad last mein mujhe call karke puchha tumhare baare mein. Woh bhi mujhe involve karna nahin chahta tha magar maine hi insist kiya ki agar koi important baat hai to mujhe bata de main tumko bata dungi. Jaante ho kitna gusse mein tha woh".

Karamchand yeh sunnkar Garima ka haath pakad kar bola,"Darling tum bhi uss gunde ki baaton mein kyun aa rahi ho. Uska paisa nahin hai mere paas. Sachi. Tum uske wajah se apna mood kyun kharab kar rahi ho".

Garima yeh sunnkar sakhti se boli,"Uske wajah se ya tumhare wajah se. Agar tum usse baat kar liye hote to mujhe woh call nahin karta aur main involved nahin hoti. Ab phone karke usse baat karo, abhi".

Karamchand yeh sunnkar muskurate hue bola,"Darling main kar lunga baat. Tum ab iski chinta chhoro. Tumko pareshan dekhkar mujhe achha.."

Karamchand itna hu bola tha ki Garima bed ke paas table par rakhe uske mobile ke taraf gayi aur Karamchand yeh dekhte hue haare hue swar mein baat ko pura kiya,"nahin lagta".

Garima uska phone laakar usko deti huyi sakhti se boli,"Now".

Karamchand phone lekar Raghu ko call kiya. Dusre taraf se Raghu phone receive karke bola,"Kyun be seth, itna der se call receive kahe ko nahin kar rela tha? Saala apun ka paisa maarne ka chakkar mein hai? Aesa sapne mein bhi nahin sochne ka kya?"

Garima Karamchand ke paas hi khadi thi to use thodi bahot Raghu ki baatein sunai de raha tha.

Karamchand yeh sunnkar bola,"Are Raghu kyun itna gussa kar rahe ho. Maine tumhara paisa kabhi maara hai jo iss baar marunga".

Raghu yeh sunnkar bola,"Abe apun ka paisa maarne ka to himmat tere mein hai bhi nahin, magar saala jaan bujhkar tu paisa dene mein late kar rela hai taaki apun ka paisa se bhi kuchh kamao kar le. Saala pichhla teen baar se aesa hich kar rela hai. Late se apun ka paisa de rela hai. Apun isse pehle kuchh nahin bola magar iss baar apun ko paise ki zarurat hai. Sharafat se paisa de de kal apun ko".

Karamchand yeh sunnkar pyaar se bola,"Are Raghu abhi pura paisa mila kahan hai. Agli baar jo paisa milega usse tum apna hissa le lena".

Raghu yeh sunnkar bhadak gaya,"Abe seth tere ko sunai nahin diyela. Apun ko paisa ka zarurat hai kal aur tu bol rela hai agli baar ka wasuli mein lene ke liye. Saala tere se jitna sharafat se pesh aata hai apun utna hich sar par chadh kar nachta hai tu. Zyada drama karenga to tere saath kaam nahin karenga apun. Apun apne baap jaisa nahin hai".

Yeh sunnkar Karamchand bhi bhadak gaya,"Ja ja bahot dekhe tere jaise. Dhamki kisko deta hai. Tere se aadha paisa mein tere jaise bahot aa jayega kaam karne ke liye".

Raghu yeh sunnkar gusse mein bola,"Abe seth apun ko kisi se compare nahin karne ka. Apun jaanta hai apun kya cheez hai. Chup chap kal paisa de aur uske baad apun ka aur tera raasta alag. Aur saala kal paisa nahin diya to tera gaand tod dega apun."

Yeh akhiri baat sunnkar Karamchand thoda ghabra gaya. Raghu yeh bolkar phone rakh diya. Karamchand bhi phone bistar par rakh diya aur thoda ghabrate hue Garima ke taraf dekha jo use gusse se dekh rahi thi.

Garima sab baat sunn rahi thi. Yahan tak ki Raghu ka aakhiri baat jab woh Karamchand ka gaand todne ka baat bola. Woh Karamchand ko dekhkar gusse mein sakhti se puchhi,"Yeh kya tha? Tum to bol rahe the ki uske paise nahin hain tumhare paas. Mujhse bhi jhooth bol rahe the tum"

Karamchand yeh sunnkar Garima ka haath pakad ke use apne bagal mein baithate hue bola,"Are darling tum kyun gussa ho rahi ho. Sach mein uske paise mere paas nahin hai. Jo paise milne wale the uska 10% hi uska hissa hai aur ab tak sirf 80% hi mila hai."

Garima yeh sunnkar boli,"To iss hisaab se 8%,matlab 80% ka 10% uska hissa hua ya nahin? Wahi to woh maang raha hai magar tum uske paise dene ke bajaye bahane bana rahe ho. Kaam banane ke jagah aur bigad diye. Uske hisse ka paisa tum de dete to kya bigad jaata? Haan?"

Karamchand safai dete hue bola,"Garima maine usse yehi to kaha ki baaki ke paise jab milenge to woh apna hissa rakh lega. Kuchh dino ki hi to baat hai, magar baat samajhna to chhoro, kaise badtameezi se baat kar raha tha mujhse. Uss saandh gunde ke mota dimagh mein kuchh ghusta hi nahin hai upar se badtameezi karta hai. Jaane do, uske jaise bahot gunde milenge kaam karne ke liye. Tumko yeh sab ki chinta karne ki zarurat nahin hai."

Garima yeh sunnkar boli,"Achha? Woh badtameezi kar raha tha to tum kya kar rahe the? Kisi ke bhi paise waqt par nahin doge to woh tumhari aarti nahin utarega. Use paise ki zarurat kal hai to woh kuchh dino ka intezar kaise karega?"

Karamchand ke paas iska jawaab nahin tha to woh chup raha. Usko chup dekh Garima aage boli,"Aur rahi baat uske jaise gunde milne ki to best of luck. Woh jaisa bhi hai humare jaan pehchan ka hai aur usulo wala hai. Zara main bhi to janu aakhir kaun sa aadmi hai jisse tum Raghu ka kaam karwaoge?"

Yeh sunnkar Karamchand thoda soch mein pad gaya magar Garima ke saamne confidence dikhane ke liye kuchh seconds baad hi bola,"Are mil jayenge. Kami thode hi hai uske jaise gunde ki".

Garima phir se boli,"Achha? To batao. Main bhi to jaanu ki tumhari nazar mein kaun aesa gunda hai jo bharosemand ho, humare saath sharafat se pesh aaye,imaandar aur usulo wala ho. Jaante ho aese kisi gunde ko".

Garima "gunde" shabd ko taunt karti huyi Karamchand se boli.

Karamchand yeh sunnkar soch mein pad gaya. Garima usko dekhkar boli,"Khair kaam to tum bigad hi chuke ho. Ab chup chap Raghu ke paisa kal de dena. Main nahin chahti ki woh yahan aakar hungama kare. Aesa woh karna nahin chahega magar use paise ki zarurat hai aur upar se tumne uska mood bhi kharab kar diya hai. Agar uske hungame se bhi tumko fark nahin padne wala hai to yeh soch lo ki phone rakhne se pehle usne kya kaha tha".

Karamchand ko dhyaan aaya ki Raghu ka uska gaand tod dene wala baat Garima sunn li thi. Use thodi sharmindgi mehus ho rahi thi ki uski padhi likhi, khoobsurat, jawaan aur modern biwi Raghu ka ganda baat sunn li thi.

Garima uske bagal se uthti huyi boli,"Aur kisi cheez ka nahin kam se kam apna hi khyaal karo. Main neeche jaa rahi hoon dinner karne. 5 minute mein tum bhi aa jaana".Yeh bolkar woh chali gayi.

Agle din Karamchand ko kaam se dusre shaher jana tha. Woh subah packing kar raha tha ki tabhi Garima neeche gym se workout karke kamre mein aayi aur usko packing karta dekh puchhi,"Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Kahan bhaag rahe ho? Yeh kya bewkoofi hai thode se paise ke wajah se bhaag rahe ho".

Yeh sunnkar Karamchand bola,"Garima main bhaag nahin raha. Kaam se jaa raha hoon".

Garima yeh sunnkar puchhi,"Abhi?to phir Raghu ke paise kab doge?"

Karamchand yeh sunnkar uske taraf dekhkar bola,"De dunga Garima. Tum bhi na. Biwi meri ho aur side uss Raghu ka le rahi ho".

Yeh sunte hi Garima gusse se Karamchand ke taraf dekhi. Garima ka expression dekhte hi Karamchand ko ehsaas ho gaya ki woh kuchh zyada hi bol gaya. Garima gusse se sakht lehje mein boli,"Kisi ki side nahin le rahi main. Jo sahi hai woh bol rahi hoon. Tum bina paise diye chale jaoge to woh yahan aakar hungama karega aur main yeh sab nahin chahti".

Karamchand yeh sunnkar muskurate hue bola,"Relax Garima. Woh tumhare saamne hungama nahin karega khaskar jab main nahin rahunga tab. Main rehta to woh drama karta".

Garima phir sakhti se boli,"Main kuchh nahin sunna chahti. Chup chap jaate waqt uske paise dekar yeh jhamela khatam karo".

Karamchand yeh sunnkar bola,"Garima main waapas aakar de dunga"

Garima phir usse puchhi,"Bye the way tum jaa kahan rahe ho?"

Karamchand waapas packing karte hue bola,"Delhi".

Garima usse puchhi,"aur aana kab hai?"

Karamchand usse bola,"Aaj hi raat mein aa jaunga Garima. Isliye to bol raha hoon ki aakar de dunga"

Yeh sunte hi Garima ka expression phir change ho gaya. Woh sakhti se boli,"Woh raat tak intezaar karne wala nahin hai. Use din mein hi paise ka zarurat hai. Chup chap jaate waqt uske paise dekar yeh jhamela khatam karo. Main ab aur bahane sunna nahin chahti. Pata nahin tumhe kya ho gaya hai. Thode se paise ke liye itna jhamela khada kar diye ho. Kanjusi ki bhi hadd hoti hai".

Yeh sunnkar Karamchand hara hua sa Garima ko dekhne laga. Garima yeh bolkar bathroom mein chali gayi. Aadhe ghante baad woh naha kar waapas aayi to Karamchand kamre mein nahin tha. Woh dressing table par baithkar make up aur hair dry karne lagi. Phir woh ek saree pehenkar tayyar ho gayi aur aaine ke saamne khud ko achhe se dekhkar confirm karne lagi ki woh achhi lag rahi hai ki tabhi use gadi ki awaaz sunai diya. Woh gaadi ka awaaz sunnkar andaaza laga rahi thi ki woh kaun hoga. Woh waapas se daye baaye ghumkar aaine mein khud ko dekhne lagi.

Kuchh second baad Garima ko neeche se chilla chilli ki awaaz sunai diya to woh boli,"Offo subah subah yehi hona baaki tha". Woh yeh bolkar neeche gayi aur seedhiyon se utar rahi thi ki tabhi Raghu jo sofe par haath phailaye baitha tha woh use dekhkar bola,"Aao sethani aao, tum bhi dekho ki tumhara pati saala kitna bada dhokhebaaz hai. Saala apun ka paisa dene ke wajah se bhaag rela hai".

Garima Raghu ka baat sunti huyi chup chap seedhiyon se utar rahi thi. Karamchand chup chap dining table par baitha naashta kar raha tha. Raghu apna baat jaari rakha,"Saala tumse itna purana jaan pehchan nahin hota to abhi saala pakka tumhara gaand tod deta".

Karamchand yeh sunnkar turant bola,"Raghu yeh shareefon ka ghar hai. Tameez se baat karo. Yahan apna tapori wala gaali mat do".

Raghu yeh sunnkar haste hue bola,"Saala kya joke maar rela hai. Saala shareef aur tu?"

Isse pehle ki Karamchand jawaab mein kuchh bolta Garima dining table ke paas jaakar usse puchhi,"Tum paise lekar neeche nahin aaye".

Karamchand yeh sunnkar Garima se bola,"Are de to diye iske paise. Dekho table par rakha hua hai bag mein".

Garima sofe ke saamne table par rakhe bag ke taraf dekhkar Raghu se boli,"Raghu tumhare paise to mil gaye. Ab jo ho gaya use bhool jao. Baat ko badhane se kya fayeda".

Raghu yeh sunnkar bola,"Saala yeh tumhara pati apun ko chillar samjhela hai kya? 2 lakh 40 hazaar apun ka hissa banta hai aur yeh dedh lakh de rela hai apun ko. Aao sethani tum bhi dekh lo nahin to saala apun hich badnaam ho jayega ki apun gundagardi kar rela hai. Saala apun ko apna hich paisa ke liye jhamela karna pad rela hai"

Garima yeh sunnkar gusse se Karamchand ke taraf dekhi. Karamchand Garima ko expression dekhkar bola,"Are baaki ke paise kal de dunga na. Abhi itna se kaam to chala hi sakta hai."

Raghu yeh sunnkar bola,"Abe seth apun ka kitna se kaam chalenga woh apun samjhega. Tere se apun apna hissa maang rela hai chup chap woh de."

Phir woh Garima ko dekhkar bola,"Saala se jitna pyaar se pesh aa rela hai utna hich drama kar rela hai. Iske jagah dusra koi hota to abhi tak munh tod diyela hota itna drama karne pad".

Karamchand yeh sunnkar bola,"Abe dhamkata kisko hai, tera gundagardi se.... "

Garima yeh sunnkar Karamchand ko beech mein hi sakhti se boli,"Kyun baat ko badha rahe ho? Woh to apna hissa hi maang raha hai na. Abhi ke abhi baaki ke 90 hazaar do Raghu ko aur yeh jhamela khatam karo".

Karamchand yeh sunnkar Garima ko pyaar se bola,"Darling main baat ko badha raha hoon ya yeh. Sunn nahin rahi kaise gundagardi kar raha hai, mujhe dhamka raha hai".

Garima yeh sunnkar gusse wali expression se boli,"Dhamka nahin raha hai bata raha hai ki tumhari itni izzat karta hai isliye bas apna haq maang raha hai. Aur yeh kya gundagardi kar raha hai? Tumhara collar pakda hai ya tumhe peet raha hai?"

Yeh sunnkar Raghu bola,"Saala wahich baaki hai. Wahich karna padenga"

Garima yeh sunnkar Raghu ke taraf dekhkar narazgi jatati huyi boli,"Raghu please".

Raghu yeh sunnkar chup ho gaya.

Garima Karamchand ko sakhti se boli,"Abhi ke abhi baaki 90 hazaar laakar Raghu ko do aur baat khatam karo".

Karamchand yeh sunnkar bola,"Garima mujhe late ho jayegi. Flight bhi pakadna hai".

Garima yeh sunnkar gusse se boli,"Mujhe batao paise kahan rakhe ho. Main laati hoon".

Karamchand phir se hara hua sa Garima ko bola,"Kaan idhar karo".

Garima yeh sunnkar uske taraf kaan ki to Karamchand use bola ki paise kahan rakhe hai usne. Garima yeh sunnkar boli,"Bewajah ka baat badhaye bina bhi yeh ho sakta tha na".

Karamchand bina kuchh bole waapas nashta karne laga. Garima Raghu ke taraf dekhkar boli,"Raghu main laakar deti hoon baaki ke paise. Tab tak tum breakfast kar lo".

Raghu jo sofe par baitha cigarette pee raha tha woh yeh sunnkar bola,"Apun ke paas time nahin hai abhi. Ek kaam se jaana hai".

Garima yeh sunnkar boli,"Theek hai main pack karwa deti hoon".

Phir Garima apni naukrani ko boli,"Shanta Raghu ke liye breakfast pack kar dena to".

Yeh bolkar Garima upar jaane lagi to Raghu bola,"Yeh sab karke koi fayeda nahin sethani. Apun ka mood bahot kharab ho chukela hai".

Garima yeh sunnkar seedhi par se hi uske taraf dekhkar boli,"Shut up. Mere saamne yeh drama nahin chalega".

Raghu yeh sunnkar sofe par phailkar baithe hue cigarette ka kash lagaakar Garima ko upar se neeche dekhne laga. Garima bhi kuchh seconds waise hi khadi rahi aur phir boli,"Main paise lekar aati hoon".

Yeh bolkar woh upar jaane lagi. Raghu cigarette peete hue Garima ki gaand dekhne laga. Thodi der baad Garima paise lekar neeche utri to Karamchand nashta kar chuka tha aur chai pee raha tha.

Garima Raghu ke paas jaakar use paise deti huyi boli,"Yeh lo gin lo. Maine gine nahin hai".

Yeh sunnkar Raghu uski haath se paise lete hue bola,"Tum ginti to apun ginta nahin. Magar saala yeh seth ka ab bharosa nahin hai".

Garima yeh sunnkar Raghu ko dekhkar apni aankhein badi karti huyi boli,"Raghu ab note ki gaddi mein kya gadbad ho sakti hai. Tum bhi na".

Phir woh boli,"Tum gino main breakfast karne ja rahi hoon. Tum kuchh nahin khaoge?".

Raghu yeh sunnkar paise ginte hue Garima ke taraf dekhe bina "na" mein sir hilakar bola,"Nahin".

Garima yeh sunnkar kuchh seconds usko paise ginte dekhi aur phir wahan se chali gayi aur breakfast karne lagi. Kuchh der mein Shanta breakfast pack karke Garima ke paas layi to Garima Raghu ke taraf ishara karti huyi boli,"Raghu ko de do".

Shanta Raghu ke taraf jaane hi wali thi ki Garima Juice ke jug se ek glass juice bharti huyi boli,"Ek minute. Yeh bhi le jao".

Shanta breakfast aur juice ko lekar Raghu ke taraf jaane lagi to Karamchand dheere se bola,"Garima itni khatirdaari karne ki kya zarurat hai".

Garima yeh sunnkar dheere se hi magar sakhti se boli,"Are ghar aaya hua mehmaan hai. Kya kuchh khane ke liye puchh bhi nahin sakti. Tum bhi na hadd karte ho. Ab subah subah mera mood kharab mat karo".

Uske baad Raghu ke paas Shanta breakfast lekar gayi to Raghu jor se bola,"Ae sethani yeh sabse kuchh nahin hone wala. Ab apun ka rasta alag hai. Yeh dhokhebaaz seth ke saath apun kaam nahin karenga".

Garima table par baithi huyi muskurakar boli,"To isse juice ka kya lena dena? Paise to mil gaye na, ab gussa shaant karo aur juice piyo".

Raghu yeh sunnkar apna mobile mein dekhkar bola,"Haan mil giyela itna drama ke baad. Lekin iska matlab yeh nahin ki apun seth ke saath kaam karenga".

Yeh bolkar Raghu mobile ko kaan mein laga liya to Garima kuchh nahin boli. Iss beech Karamchand chai peekar uth gaya aur Garima ke gaal par kiss karke bola,"Bye darling. Take care" aur chala gaya. Jab Karamchand Garima ke gaal par kiss kar raha tha to Raghu ka nazar Garima ke taraf hi tha. Garima ek nazar Raghu ke taraf dekhne ke baad Karamchand ko dekhkar muskurakar jawaab mein boli,"Bye.You too take care".

Karamchand ke jane ke baad Raghu phone disconnect kar diya. Tab tak Garima bhi breakfast kar chuki thi. Raghu phone disconnect karke uthne laga to Garima uske taraf dekhti huyi boli,"Juice".

Raghu yeh dekhkar muskurate hue bola,"Kya baat hai sethani bahot khyaal kar reli ho mera aaj. Saala ek taraf woh seth apun ka paisa maarne mein lagela hai aur dusri taraf sethani apun ka khaatir kar reli hai. Kahin seth ke kehne par zeher to nahin mila diyeli ho juice mein".

Garima yeh sunnkar banawati gusse se boli,"Shut up."

Yeh bolkar Garima dining table se uthi to Raghu hasne laga,"Hahaha".

Garima jawaab mein boli,"Bol to aese rahe ho jaise isse pehle kabhi khaane peene ke liye maine puchha hi nahin hai. Mere pati aur apne jhagre ke beech mein mujhe mat ghaseeto".

Garima itne mein sofe ke paas pahunchi aur woh glass uthakar juice ka ek sip lekar boli,"Ab khush?" aur yeh bolkar woh Raghu ke taraf glass badha di.

Raghu Garima ke haath se glass lekar uski aankhon mein dekha aur phir ek nazar uski jism par daalkar gatagat juice peene laga to Garima boli,"Are araam se baith kar to piyo. Yeh kaise pee rahe ho?"

Raghu juice peekar apna munh saaf karte hue bola,"Itna time nahin hai abhi apun ke paas. Saala tumhara pati aese hich paisa latka kar subah ka time waste kar diyela hai apun ka. Chalta hai apun".

Garima Raghu ko juice peene ke baad haath se munh saaf karta dekh apni sir hilane lagi aur phir mann hi mann boli,"Eeww kabhi sudharne wala nahin hai ye".

Raghu jaane laga to Garima ki nazar table par rakhe breakfast ke pack par pada to woh use uthati huyi boli,"Raghu yeh breakfast to lete hue jao" aur yeh bolkar woh tezi se darwaze ke paas jaakar use breakfast deti huyi boli,"Itni bhi kya jaldi hai. Breakfast to lete hue jao".

Raghu yeh sunnkar Garima ke taraf dekha aur phir uske haath se breakfast lekar bola,"Saala ek taraf woh seth hai jo apun ko dekhne nahin mangta hai aur ek taraf uski biwi sethani hai jo pyar se juice pila reli ha aur breakfast de reli hai. Saala dono ke beech zameen aasmaan ka antar hai".

Garima yeh sunnkar muskurati huyi boli,"Are to tum koi anjaan ho kya aur rahi baat Karam se tumhare jhagre ki to woh tum dono ke beech ka baat hai. Uske kaaran tum mere liye anjaan nahin ho jaoge aur please kitni baar kaha hai mujhe sethani mat bola karo. It sounds so old fashioned".

Raghu yeh sunnkar bola,"Achha theek hai nahin bolega. Iske liye itna angrezi kahe ko jhaar reli ho".

Garima yeh sunnkar muskura di.

Garima ko muskurate hue dekh Raghu usko upar se neeche dekhne laga to Garima usse ek ada se puchhi,"Kya dekh rahe ho? Achhi nahin lag rahi kya aaj?"

Raghu yeh sunnkar bola,"Are nahin bahot achhi lag reli ho. Wahich to apun dekhkar soch rela hai" aur itna bolne ke baad Raghu Garima ke taraf haath badhakar hawa mein haath upar se neeche karte hue aage bola,"Tum saala itna khoobsurat. Sir se lekar paon tak pura apsara lagti ho,ek dum heroine aur dil ki bhi achhi ho"

Garima yeh sunti huyi muskura rahi thi.

Phir Raghu aage bolna jaari rakha,"aur kahan saala woh tondu khadus". Yeh sunte hi Garima apni munh kholkar chaunkne ka expression di aur phir banawti gusse se Raghu ke taraf dekhkar boli,"Shut up. Meri tareef ke saath uska burai karna zaruri tha kya? Jaisa bhi hai mera husband hai woh"

Raghu haste hue bola,"Hahaha are wahich to apun ko samajh nahin aata hai ki tumhari jaisi itni khoobsurat aur achhi biwi iss khadus ko kaise mil giyela".

Garima yeh sunnkar muskurati huyi boli,"Good question.Agli baar Karam se milna to puchh lena. Theek hai? ".

Raghu yeh sunnkar haskar bola," Hahaha. Achha chalta hai apun. Late ho rela hai. Breakfast ke liye Thank you" aur phir chala gaya.

Garima usko muskurati huyi gaadi mein baithte hue dekhi aur jab woh baithne laga to woh haath wave karke "Bye" bolkar ghar mein gaand matkati huyi chali gayi. Raghu gaadi mein baithkar Garima ki gaand dekhne laga aur Garima ke ghar mein ghusne ke baad darwaza bandh karne ke liye ghumi to Raghu ko khud ki taraf dekhte paakar haathon se ishara ki ki kya hua. Raghu usko dekhkar muskurate hue "naa" mein sir hilaya to Garima muskurati huyi apni haathon ko hilakar use "bye" ki to Raghu bhi haath hilakar "bye" karke gaadi start karke chala gaya. Garima gate par khadi huyi kuchh second tak gaadi ko dekhti rahi phir darwaza bandh kar di.

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Grihlakshmi

A treat for you all (whoever is interested) on Sankranti! Enjoy yourselves as I did while writing this!

This is a fanfic on my favourite YouTuber and it can be read without context! Better context: Medha and Savitri are OCs and Medha is a medical student while Savitri works in philanthropy. Everyone else has a YouTube channel.

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Medha is half asleep by the time they reach Ayodhya. She tried to stay awake because everyone else was sleeping in the car and she didn't want Lakshay to feel like some unimportant driver but even the power of tea has some restrictions.

The stereo plays a song that she doesn't recognise but Lakshay is singing along so she doesn't say anything, focuses on the way his fingers tap on the steering wheel in time with the music.

"Sunn," he says softly, aware that all their friends are asleep. He steals a glance at her before going back to the road,"You can sleep."

Medha nods, clenchs her jaw to stay awake and answers him,"I know. I'll sleep in the hotel."

"Vini, you literally can't keep your eyes open. Go to sleep. It's only fifty kilometres more, I'll be fine." He says, lips twisting in the way that shows how dismissive he is trying to be.

Medha rolls her eyes. "Focus on the road."

The next song on the stereo is a Jagjit Singh Ghazal. Medha sings along, playing with the anxiety ring on her hand. She laughs at the deliberate voice cracks in Lakshay's voice and they end the song, harmonising with one another.

"Aap Mumbai bilkul nahi aa sakte hai." She tells him laughingly. "Aise gaano se Tony Kakkar darta hai. Aap vaha chale Gaye toh uski rozi roti chinn jayegi."

Lakshay snorts and swats her shoulder lightly. "Aise dhoke degi tu ab?" He shakes his head dramatically as he begins singing, "Accha sila diya tune mere pyaar ka—"

Medha shakes her head with a laugh.

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Lakshay raises his eyebrows at her when she grabs his phone to record a small part for the vlog. Her phone is in her purse and she's too lazy to look for it in the darkness.

"So, we're finally in Ayodhya!" She does a little gesture that seems half hearted to even herself. It's 3:23 am. The car slows down as Lakshay parks and she pans the camera towards him and points,"Taaliya ho jaye humare talented driver ke liye dosto."

Lakshay gives her a deadpan look from the driver's end. "Vapas jate wakt tujhe try karna chahiye drive karne ka. Main gaadi mein helmet pehen ke baithunga."

Unable to find a retort, Medha pushes his shoulder. "Haa chal, get out."

"Apna saman khud nikaliyo."

"Arre yaar Lakshay!"

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He gives her an unimpressed look as he sets her bags down in the room she's going to share with Savitri. Medha gives him an overly sweet smile. "You just can't leave me, even if you want to."

He scoffs,"Want to? Do I look blind to you?"

Medha laughs, ignoring the indignant squawk that leaves Savitri, flops on one of the twin beds, face down. "Go to sleep," she says gently, giving him his phone back after she's paused the recording. "And turn off all your alarms. You deserve all the rest you can get."

Lakshay gives her a satisfied smile, the same easy going, relaxed body language with the face that says,'don't fuss, I've got it and I've got it well.'

Medha rolls her eyes. She's more done with him than the receptionist was with them— checking them in at 3:30 am, checking identifications of six people, four of whom were sleeping on their feet and other two had been arguing back on forth.

She makes a mental note to leave a tip for the receptionist.

Lakshay yawns, stretches along with it almost dramatically and then keeps his eyes closed for a moment longer than necessary. "You go and sleep too. And don't wake up early, it's already an empty day today. Diwali is tomorrow, get your rest today."

Medha nods, eyes drooping on their own. This time, she yawns and blinks at him. "Good night, Lakshay. Ram Ram."

"Ram Ram, Vini." He says awkwardly and shuffles away from the doorstep, almost rushing to the room he's going to share with Harsh, two doors down, across the corridor. Medha doesn't care about his lack of formal manners— he's always been awkward.

Lakshay stops at the door, his hand on the door's handle as he gestures with his head for her to head in her room. Medha doesn't bother suppressing her smile and returns the gesture before she heads inside.

She stays with her ear pressed to the door for a moment longer, hearing the other door open and close through the probably hollow door.

It's only after that, that she kicks off her shoes and removes her rings, falling on the unoccupied bed gracelessly and pulling up the blanket over her face.

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She wakes up to the sound of Savitri speaking. "I don't even know when I fell asleep, to be honest. I was so tired from the travelling, plus the atmosphere of the car was so silent." She's saying, sounding as if she's reminiscing the car's atmosphere.

Medha pulls the now haphazardly strewn blanket over her head again, kicking her foot to detangle the part of the blanket that had gotten tangled around her whole foot. She grunts and turns on her side, trying to sleep.

"Even I don't know," Harsh says,"I did sleep after you but I don't know when. Probably because of those songs that Medha was playing."

From under the blanket, Medha raises her hand and flips them the bird. Harsh chuckles spitefully,"I'm vlogging!"

She waves her finger more obnoxiously before getting her hand under the blanket again and closing her still heavy eyes.

"Medha," Savitri calls out,"wake up, it's 9 already! The breakfast lounge will close at 10."

Medha groans and buries her face deeper into the pillow that smells of her own perfume because she hated the idea of smelling any generic detergent in her pillow and had sprayed some of her first available perfume on it.

She doesn't have any thought or energy to wake up when she feels a weight over her whole body, knowing it's Savitri being annoying deliberately, Medha whines. "You people slept in the car yesterday, we didn't! Let me sleep, for fuck's sake!"

"Haa toh who told you to be awake?" Akshit says from somewhere in the room,"Lakshay was driving, not you."

Medha throws off Savitri as she rises on her elbow and narrows her eyes at Akshit. "One, I have manners. And two, I wouldn't have had to stay awake and he wouldn't have had to drive for five consecutive hours if SOMEONE didn't fall asleep like a lightweight."

Medha doesn't need to see him to know that Harsh is rolling his eyes. "It was the best sleep I've had in a while and I'm not apologising. Ab tu uthegi ya uthake feku tujhe niche?"

Medha glares in the general sound of his voice and begins to sit up, yawning and blinking away the sleep.

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They're starting their breakfast when she gets the call.

"Let me talk to Lakshay," her brother says the first thing as soon as she picks the call, without greeting her. Her volume was at full since last night and its obvious everyone at the table heard it.

She lowers the volume instantly and gets up, leaving the table to a safe distance. "Kya hua?"

"Seriously? You don't know?" Bhaiya sounds exasperated and furious at the same time. "Usne kal roast dala tha na vo Dev Tyagi pe?"

Medha is taken aback at his language but hums in affirmation. A glance back at the table confirms that Lakshay is looking over at her with a frown while everyone else is talking in hushed tones, clearly spooked.

"Uss gadhe ki stories dekh private account se." Dhanajay says. "Teri bhabhi mere sath abhi na hoti toh main uss chutiye ke ghar jaa ke uski taange Tod deta."

In a flash, she remembers her school. She remembers the senior boy who had hit her with his bat to bully her. She remembers her brother had chased him down the whole school. She remembers the scene clear as day— the boy sprawled on the floor with her brother stradling him and punching him.

He changed schools next semester.

"Bhai," she says softly, going back to instinct to be quiet (quiet, or they'll hit you, quiet or you'll wake him up, quiet or—). "What's wrong? Take a breather and tell me. I'm listening."

"I'll send the videos to you." He hisses out, his voice sounding hoarse in a way she knows. It gets like this when he's clenching his teeth and the veins in his neck pop. "I need to talk to Lakshay."

"Don't blame him for anything," she says hurriedly. "Usne thodi uss chutiye ko kuch karne ke liye kaha hoga. Samjhiye thoda."

"I'm not blaming him, Medhasvini." He's fully raging if he's calling her by her full name, Medha knows that much. "But if Lakshay doesn't do something about that motherfucker, I will. I'm attached to the two of you and Lakshay's name is attached to that Dev. Uske naam pe bill phat jayega. Usko bol first step khud le le, varna kuch bachega nahi uss chutiye ka mere marne ke baad."

Medha gulps. She's known her brother to be short tempered, and she's also known him to be truthful. Something must be outrageously wrong.

She nods out of habit. "Haa bhai. Vo chhodo, bhabhi aur Amrita kaise hai?"

She knows that he knows she changed the conversation to get his mind off of the thing. But he doesn't protest. He tells her about the newest order that bhabhi's construction firm had, tells her about Amrita's drawing of their house. He tells her how he bought roses for bhabhi and tells her how he took Amrita to learn cycling yesterday.

He doesn't realise it.

"I'm so proud of you," she tells him, her voice heavy. He makes a quizzical sound. "You're being a great brother, husband and father. I'm so, so proud."

"Thank you, Medha," he says warmly. "But this doesn't subtract from the duty I have as your brother. Either you or Lakshay do something or I will."

She takes a deep breath, looks back at the way Rachit is looking at her with an almost knowing look.

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"Kya ho gaya bade Bhai ko?" Lakshay asks when she's getting seated back. The conversation stops flowing and Medha looks down at the phone in Harsh's hand pointedly.

It's only after the camera has stopped recording that she speaks. "Apparently Dev Tyagi posted a story about me. Kal Rachit pe tha, Aaj mere pe hai. Bhaiya told me to check out the stories he posted. Kuch action karna padega meko Varna bhaiya will fuck him up."

The air goes from jovial to tense. Samrat Bhai leans forward. "Kya bola vo?"

Medha purses her lips as she starts viewing the stories her brother has sent her, pointed out.

She doesn't cover her flinch well as he calls her a whore. He says she's Lakshay's girlfriend and is cheating on Lakshay with him. He says other things that make bile rise up in her throat. Something about using her is also peppered there.

Her brother's angry messages follow the stories and she tells him she'll take care of it.

She doesn't know how, but she will.

She flinches back hard when Akshit tries to touch her shoulder. He looks at her with sympathy in his eyes and she loathes it. Akshit gives a half assed grin,"Don't worry, we'll kick his ass."

Lakshay, who has Medha's phone in his hands hasn't spoken. She looks at him in suspicion and it only takes a second but he's off of his seat, the spoon falling from his hand and making a clattering noise in the plate of poha.

Medha instantly goes after him.

He's typing something on his phone, her phone secured in his shirt's pocket. He's muttering to himself,"Bhadwa sala, kya hai iss ko behenchod—"

"Chaudhry Sahab, shaanti!" She grabs his elbow to stop him from literally running off. He narrows his eyes at her. "Calm down, Lakshay. I'll deal with him, do not ruin your YouTube over these petty words."

"Petty?" He scoffs. "Vini, I call you my Grihlakshmi. These insults are a different deal, agar vo tu karke bhi tujhe bolta hai toh mere liye vo vyajbi Karan hai uski faad Dene ka."

Warmth unlike anything fills her. She suppresses the smile and pulls Lakshay closer. "I know. And thank you for that. But this is just a naive boy with little to no sense. A legal notice and he'll go back to the hell he crawled from."

Lakshay shakes his head. "Your exams will come up next month. I don't want you distracted. Give me three days, isko toh main muh kholne layak nahi rakhunga."

"Nothing illegal." She half jokes, she knows just what contacts Lakshay has and what they can do. She's one of said contacts and so is her brother. Her brother and Lakshay together could ruin everything they've built brick by brick— just because some upstart said something about her.

Lakshay nods. "Nothing illegal. But I promise you this; agar isne tujhe official apology nahi di, toh ya toh uska career bandh, ya vo jail me bandh."

She doesn't know how else to show her appreciation and squeezes his elbow lightly, giving him a smile.

#youtube #YouTube fanfic #desiblr #suffer ye suhana nahi #desi tumblr #writers on tumblr #fanfiction #indian youtuber #Lakshay Chaudhary #lmk if you like it enough for a part 2

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